Clymer High School - Clymax Yearbook (Clymer, PA)

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LVMAX...-? s P O.K. ALL BUT- lt was kit inspection, and all the National Guards had their things laid ppt.. The orderly walked into the room and approached Corporal James avis. Three shirts, Davis? he asked. Yeas, sir, one on, one in the wash, and one in the box, replied the Uorpora . - Two pairs of boots? Yes, sir, one pair on and one in the box. Two pairs of socks, Davis ? Yes, sir, one pair on and one pair in the box. Good! Now where's the box ? Dunno, sir, l've lost itf' Mr. Clawson: Did you take m'y advice and sleep with the window open to cure your cold ? ,I XVoody: Yes, Mr. Clawson Did you lose 'youiicold ? XVoody: No, I lost my watch and pocketbook. Raymond, said XVoody, as he caught up with Raymond on the way back to camp, are all the rest of the boys out of the woods yet ? Yes, said Raymond. All six of them? Yes, all six of them. And they're all safe? Yep, answered Raymond, they're all safe. Then, said XVoody, his chest swelling, l've shot a deer. Grocer after fillin molasses 'ufB: Here's 'our molasses sonnf J S. 5 , 5, where's your dime ? Ilert: I left it in the jug. Mr. Davis: VVhat is economy? XVilliam: Doing without things our parents never had. Judge Cto convicted burglarj: Have you anything to say before sen- tence is passed ? Burglar: The only thing 1'm kickin' about is being identified by a man who kept his head under the bedclothes all the time. Mr, Davis fentering P.O.D. classj: Order, Order! lVoodrow lxsleepilyj: Egg sandwich. joseph: Use the word 'boycotty in a sentence. Marion: It rained that night and the boycott an awful cold. Teacher: XVhat is an engineer, Frank? Frank: A man that works an engine. Teacher: That's right, Frank, what is a pioneer? Frank: A woman that works a piano. Mr. Ober: Helen, give me the formula for water. llelen Almashie: ll, I, -I, K, L, M, N, O. Mr. Uber: XVhat ? llelen Almashie: XVell, you said it was H. to U. 78 I l

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I Q ' CLVMAXQPP-P X e-feb Edward: I can tell you how much water goes over Niagara, to the gallon. XValter: How much P Edward: Four quartsf' Dorothy: Have you seen Boo? Ruth: Boo who? Dorothy: You needn't start crying about it. Eleanore: I stopped over in San Juan and- Old California Resident: Pardon me, but you should say San Huan. In California we pronounce our fs like Il's. Eleanore: XVell, you'll have to give me time, you see, I've been visiting only through Hune and lIuly. Mr. Clawson tin the study hallj: Tommy, I want this talking stopped ! , Tommy, looking round and seeing three talking: XVell, I can't stop them. IYhat makes Alma Pomroy talk so much PI' Oh, I guess that girl was vaccinated with a victrola needlef' Mr. Clawson Cto Valgene Leasure, who had stayed in the night heforel 1 L'VVell, Valgene, how did you find yourself this morningP Valgene: XVell, I just looked under the table and there I was. XVhat does 'Co-ed' mean? Crush on every date. XVhat is the hyphen for PI' Oh, that's the distance they keep when the Dean is around. Bert B.: Butch, do you ever wash your eyes out P Butch: VVhy P Bert: XVell, do you P Butch: NVhy, of course I do. Bert Csmilingj: How do you ever get them back in again? Son: Daddy, I dreamed you gave me a dime. Dad: YeahP XVell, I'm going to be good to youf' Son: Gee! Right now? - Dad: Yeah. You can keep the dime, son. Percy: I have the most glorious news. Esther this cousinj: NVhaft',is it P Percy: Peggy has promised to be my wife. Esther: So that's.What you call news! A month ago she asked me to be her bridesmaid.f' Visitor fspeaking of small boyj: He has his mother's eyes. Mother: And his father's mouth. Small Boy: And my brother's pants. f . SY 79