Cloverdale Union High School - Spectator Yearbook (Cloverdale, CA)

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Barker. hy do I deserve to read this book today ? I haven ' t done any¬ thing ? ' Miss Pierson: I know you haven’t done anything, but you are going to do something, now. “The stage for mine,” says Marie Louise And her voice rings out in a wild, wild breeze. Miss Pierson (discussing Simile and Metaphor) : Mary, if I say Francis is like an elephant what would it be? Mary: A simile. Miss Pierson: And if I say Francis is an elephant, what would that be? Tod: A fact. “Cliff, Cliff,” — the fellows say, “Where ' s the pipe you had yesterday ?” Frates in Chemistry: Miss Olanie, what is the difference between a parlor match and a common match? Miss Olanie: I didn’t know matches were made in parlors. Generally they are made in the back seats of cars. Vina McGahan, since she’s been in the play Has certainly, surely found cats in the way.

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' Ralph Koskela was looking at a hen with six baby ducks. “Grandma, 1 didn’t know that chickens laid ducks.” Also, there’s our classmate Tod; Spoil the child when you spare the rod. “Haehl, Haehl,” says Frates, the Cap, And then proceeds to take a nap. Bernice McPherson: Do you know where I can get some suggestions for a Russian costume? We have to have them for May Day. Mrs. S.: You might go down to the river. (Russian River). There was a young lady named Bern Who said, “Just for history I yearn” And declared with a smile Tn a very short while Of it I’ll have no more to learn.” Mother: Here’s an apple, son; divide it generously with your sister. Francis: How can I divide it generously? Mother: Why, give the largest piece to your sister. Francis: Here, Sis, you divide it. Isabelle Lile a designer would be We shall soon have our frocks made by Mme. Lile. Freda Hibberd tends her sheep And sees them o’er the hillsides leap; She wants to have them grow the- wool To keep her Daddy’s pockets full. We’ll admit that there is an affinity between cigarettes and matches but - In an examination paper in Chemistry this was received. “There are three kinds of matches. Lucky Strike matches will strike anywhere.” Said Mr. Peters to Betty One morning last week “Why are you late?” Then Betty looked meek. “I’m sorry,” she cried Into her eye came a tear, “But Mr. Peters, that bell Rang when I wasn’t here.”