Cloverdale Union High School - Spectator Yearbook (Cloverdale, CA)

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FLORENCE LILE, ’12. 3 gal. alertness, 2 lbs. “artistability,” 11 qts. mischief. Sprinkle well with an abundance of temper and you will have LILE SHORT CAKE. FRANK BELFORD, ’12. 1 cc. worldly wisdom, 6 qts. sagacity, 15 gills grouchiness cook for 10 minutes and when cool cover with a crust of frank¬ ness and you will have delicious FRANK FURTERS. JOHN SINK, ’12. 3 lbs bluffing, 5 qts. babishness, 10 qts. “so called wit,” 1 cup hot air. Mix well together; sprinkle with plenty of laziness and you will 1 ave JOHNNY (DEVIL) CAKE. NETTIE BEASLEY, ’13. To 5 lbs “love of music,” add 18 qts. preparation for ex’s, 6 chillicopina peppers. Stir in a little nervousness and plenty of frizzles and this makes splendid BEASLEY WAFFLES. GERTRUDE LUDWIG, 13. 9 lbs “love of stage,” a pinch of cayenne pepper, 1 qt. coquettishness, 3 doz. joshes; let rise over night and knead in 1 qt. “love for a good time.” LUDWIG KOFFE KAKE. MAUDE THOMPSON, 13. 8 gal. ability, 3 tsp. conceit, 1 cup “love for mischief.” Stir well; add a few pickles, 16 gills sociability. “Red Bud” flavor¬ ing. THOMPSON FALLEN ANGEL CAKE. RUTH BELCHER, 13. 5 pts. modesty, 1 lb “desire for a good time,” 1 tsp. debati- bilitv; mix thoroughly and stir in plenty of waltzing. Flavor with extract of peppermint. RUTH KISSES. 30

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Recipes From the Domestic Science Class in C H. S. A. W. MILLER. 6 sq. in. tallness, 5 gal. uncontrollable energy mixed thor¬ oughly with 2 lbs determination. Beat briskly for firteen minutes. Add a dash of temper. This makes excellent. MILLER SHORT CAKE. MISS H PIERSON To love of travel add 2 pts. sympathy. Beat thoroughly, adding gradually 7tsp. modesty and 11 gills “Love inforcing discipline.” Bake to a delicate brown. This is a tested recipe for HANNAH’S ANGEL FOOD. MISS J. SMITH. 13 qts. musical ability, creamed with 7 pts. dignity, 3 gal. exactness, add 3 qts. stateliness and add 165 ec. jolliness. Beat until light; bake in a hot oven; to be eaten immediately. SMITH’S HOT CROSS BUNS. MISS L. BAUR. To 8 qts. strong will add 1 gal. good nature. Mix well with 16 pts. jolliness. Beat constantly, adding a dash of pepper. Flavor to taste. LEMON SHERBET A LA LOUISE. LLOYD BROWi NE, ’12. 1 cup lankiness, 3 lbs. business ability, 10 gal. “love Un- English,” 5,0C0 kgm. mathematical brains, whip until creamy and quickly add a dash of dirtiness. This will make an excel¬ lent BOSTON BROWN BREAD. W. T. BRUSH, T2. To 16 lbs desire for a good time add 14 qts. forgetfulness, 1 cup good nature, 1 gal. excuses; heat to a stiff froth and fry in a hot oven. This is a tested and approved recipe for T. CAKES. 29

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NORMA HURLBERT, 13. 1 ton mania for talking, 5 gal., “ do as I please ’ 5,000 kgm., fickleness, 7 qts., giggles, a dash of pepper and stir for one hour and you will have HURLBERT’S CRANBERRY SAUCE. LUCILLE BRUSH, 14. To 1 gal. haughtiness add 1 cup dignity, 2 pts. vivacity, with plenty of determination. Beat well and frost with 6 ft. of auburn frizzles. LUCILLE BORDEAU PUFFS. LOUISE WILSON, 14. 5 lbs. cartooning, 18 qts. love for basketball, 9 lbs. of inde¬ pendence. Stir quickly and add a dash of smiles; flavor to suit. WILSON WAFFLES. JOHN COOLEY, 14. Dessicate 1 lb. mischeviousness to which add 1-gal. prepara¬ tion for ex’s, 200 cc. wit, 3 tsp. business ability. Cook well and when cool cover with a crust of oratory. APPLE JONATHAN. LOLA SHELFORD, 14. 5 gal. spunk, 2 kgs. courage, 10 gills forgetfulness, 1 lb jolliness. Beat well and add a few drops of lemon. SHELFORD LEMON DROPS. ZOLA HOTELL, 14. To 4 qts. dreaminess add 2 pts. abruptness, 1 cup cheerful¬ ness; beat to cream and add a dash of impudence. Cook slowly. HOTELL FRITTERS. LITELLA ROBERTS, 14. To a very amiable disposition gradually add a cup of cap¬ rice, 1 lb meditation, 1-2 teaspoon thinness. Let rise until light and bake to a delicate brown and you will have ROBERTS’ ROLY POLY DUMPLINGS.