Clio High School - Mustang Yearbook (Clio, MI)

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611155 of '58 Prophccy BOB HICKS, star of our junior and senior plays, is being seen frequently on television -- he is the man with the extra heavy beard in the Gillett shave commercials. SANDY PALMER and JANET ROWLEY are working in a bakery making cream puffs, Sandy is the creamer and Janet is the puffer. Leading the Detroit Lions to another victory is gridiron star, JIM PETERSON. NORMA MILLER, now Driver's Training teacher at Clio High, finds that her course in nursing comes in handy after she has shown her students how she drives. WAYNE SEDLOW, our engineer, has been sent to Arabia, and much to our surprise, has acquired a harem of ten lovely, exotic, gorgeous women, To SHARON DeMELL we send congratulations, She just won the Universal trophy for skating even though she had broken a leg and there was no shoelace in the other skate. GAYLE SETTERINGTON, who was noted for his careful driving while in high school, is now the Police Chief in Clio and spends his time chasing speeders, LYNN KUDLICKA has just been named Big Game Hunter of 1968, She bagged a 250 pound partridge. Nature boy, DAVID SCOTT, is now in South Africa collecting butterflies to make his sensational new perfume, Can't Escape. MARILYN SOLAK makes a weekly trip around the universe to pay the employees of her drug stores. She enjoys her work because her rocket pilot is CHUCK SCHMAN, PAT PALMER has finally realized her dream -- she is the featured singer with the Metropolitan Opera House, and ELWYN TOMKINSON is accompanying her on the violin. After years of extensive study DON LEE has received his degree in architecture. His first assignment is to design a perma- nent footbridge over the Clio River. DALE HIPPENSTEEL is starring in a new western television series entitled, Have Horse, Can't Ride. LENNIE BABCOCK has a very important position with the Tide Company, She puts the boxes of soap in the automatic washers, Despite earlier predictions, ORRIN WOODWARD is now a prominent English authority at Dartmouth, FAITH MICHEL and MARILYN LOSEE have become co-owners of a fish market -- their motto, We hook 'em, you cook 'em, BOB LOWELL has just published a new pamphlet entitled, Excuses for Students Who Can't Resist Those Nice Spring DayS. A new grade school teacher at Clio is GLENDA GALBRAITH, now a Mrs, Her most promising pupil is HOWARD STORMS - Ir. A glance towards the moon shows a new business concern headed by HUBERT HALLIGAN and ALLEN SKINNER, This con- cern specializes in mining and exporting green cheese, Because of his tremendous success in the senior play DAVE CHAPPELL is now a star on Broadway. His latest hit is called, My Trumpet's Got a Hole in It. Professor DAVE MANNEY of the University of Saturn has developed a math formula guaranteed to solve all problems -- x plus y over ab equals x plus y divided by ab, which, when solved, gets us right back where we started. DUANE ALLISON has finally made his million dollars. He will be up for parole in ten years. KAREN MOREAU is now attending an Auto Repair School, She's trying to learn how to bump out smashed fenders on Den's '68 Ford. We are glad to see that MARVIN MESSER is still dealing in sweets, He now has a wife and five little gumdrops. SANDY McLEES is prominent in the United States government, She has broken the record for filibustering in the Senate, She talked for 143 hours and 32 minutes. VAUGHN JONES, better known as twinkle toes, has just broken the record for the mile run. His time was two minutes and fifteen seconds. However, it was ruled unofficial because he was being chased by JUDY SCHULTZ, 4 X l 4 4 -il

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Pram Wi1d is the Wind was the movie shown at the Gem Theater, A breakfast of ham, bacon, and eggs was served by parents at 4 A,M, Hymn singing and silent meditation at chapel ser- vices brought to a close a most memorable evening RUMMELS OF FRANKENMUTH

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BOB LEIGHTON has just been promoted to Chief Pastry Designer at the Clio Bakery, His latest creation is a delectable doughnutless hole, NANCY HUGHES, her husband, and five little ones have just returned from an evangelistic tour of Venus. The new manager for the first place Detroit Tigers is former baseball star, ALBERT THOMAS, PAT HUNTOON is chief rocket mechanic at FRED KLATT's Refueling and Repair Station located halfway to the moon. MAX EDWARDS is now holding an official government position at the United States Mint. He is very busy lifing money. We now take a big jump over to Jupiter where we find FAYE PARKER. She has been our foreign correspondent there since she left the Clionian sta ff. DANE COMPTON and BARBARA KERN are happily married, Although Barbara doesn't approve of RENE BEDE living with them, she does admit that he makes a good baby-sitter. JONELL ROBBINS, well-known humorist, author, poet, and musician, has just been named Poet Laureate by the British Commonwealth in recognition of her latest work, Take Me to Your Leader. This poem is a milestone in the history of interplanetary relations. MARILYN BACHELOR has achieved her ambition of being a model, Her picture can be seen coast to coast on the cover of MAD Magazine, We see Scoutmaster LARRY ROTH trying to show several Cub Scouts how to start a fire by rubbing two matches together. Hostess with the Mostest of 1968 is JUDY MAGRUDER. She is presently planning a party with the theme, Around the Solar System in One Night, JOHN PARRY was re-elected to his fourth term in the Senate, The predominant factor behind his popularity is his amaz- ing influence with the women voters. ALPHA SMITH, like so many other 1958 graduates, has married. But her married life is different from the rest as she was the first married woman to set foot on Pluto. We see two of our former classmates are involved in legal battles. JUDY HAYNES is trying to get her age lowered from 28 to 24 so she will no longer be accused of robbing the cradle. DICK POWERS is still trying to get his high school diplo- ma without paying his class dues. GEORGE ATKINS derived some benefit from his high school education. His experience with parliamentary procedure has proven most useful in managing his large family, SONJA KOTESKY and MARY LOU ADAMS are still trying to earn the money to go to California. They are selling perox- ide door to door, CARL STROOPE, when singing at the Metropolitan, caused a great sensation. The vibrations of his voice loosened the bolts in the chandeliers, and they fell, seriously injuring several patrons. Remember the girl from the class of '58 who was voted most athletic? We see by the Interplanetary Press that JANET NILES swam across the Atlantic in one week, The most sensational trapeze artist with the Ringling Brothers Circus is PAULETTA CROW YOUNG, One of the most successful of our former classmates is FRED WHITMAN. After graduating from Michigan State, he was employed as music director of the high school band at Henpeck Technical High School, CONNIE HUBER, compiling material for her new cookbook, received two recipes from JANICE WRIGHT GILES. One is for French fried egg shells and the other is for boiled potato peels. WA LTER KIRK has also chosen a musical career, He is the leader of his own dance band which plays, Music to Make You Hungry. We regret to say that GLORIA TAYLOR, the smallest member of the senior class, is no longer with us, While wogking in het garden one day, some little visitors from another planet mistook her for one of their own and kidnapped her, EDDIE KORUNES has opened an implement store in Clio, He sells cotton pickers, corn pickers, and tooth pickers, Suave, debonair BOB JORDAN is now President of the Lonely Hearts Club. He is also Vice -President of the Clorets Com- pany. CECELIA DION and DOROTHY MEAD are in Alaska growing frozen vegetables so they will be garden fresh when they reach the market, I DAN GAGE now owns one of the largest chicken farms on the planet, Neptune. He always was interested in chicks. One of our honor students of '58, JUDY HEATH MURDOCH, was a grand winner on the 564, 000 Question. She plans to buy a 1968 rocket big enough for Bob and her three sets of twins. Our former classmate, DOUG BLOOMFIELD, is now a businessman, On display in the front window of his pawn shop is the chemise in which SANDY CARYL made such a hit in 1958. BOB MARTIN, continuing to serve in an executive position, has recently been elected President of the Liars' Club because of his excellent record. g