Climax Township High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Climax, MI)

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CLASS PROPHECY Ladies and Gentlemen! This is station C. T. H. S. broadcasting to you on May Z0, 1958, from The Biggest Little Village in the World, Climax, Michigan. Your friendly announcer is Pat Low. As you know our weekly quiz program every Wednesday night is brought to you by the makers of Merle's Moldy Muffin Mix. The owner and operator, Merle Hitchings, has a very thriving business, located on Mildew Street. We are proud to present three quiz masters on our program this evening, in- stead of the usual one. They graduated from Climax High in '48, and are none other than Professor Perkins, Quiz Kid Scramlin, and Einstein the Second, in school days known as Bob Putnam. A familiar face at the microphone, and our first contestant, is light weight champion of the world, Bob Haas. Bob is struggling over the question, Who Lies in Grant's Tomb? sent in by that famous beautician from Bullfrog Springs, Miss Irene Simmons. Looking over the audience, while our contestant is concentrating on the question we find two lovely ladies seated in the back row. One is that well-known girdle de- signer from New York, Mademoiselle Doris Fenwick. Her shop, the Firm Foun- dation for Flattering Feminine Figures, is located on Two-Way Stretch. The other young lady, Iris Kuehn, recently won the International Shorthand Contest, by writing 400 words a minute. She is employed by Donald Penney, the President of the Parchment Paper Co. of Kalamazoo, Michigan. We interrupt this program for an ixnportant bulletin which has just arrived. WARNING: Everyone be on the lookout for a baseball that left Madison Square Gardens 15 minutes ago, after connecting with a bat in the hands of Slugger McGee Eastman. Of great local interest, also is a recent victory of the Athens Girls' Softball Team in the World Series held at Soldiers' Field in Chicago. Ione Coburn, catcher for the Athens Indians, made 30 home runs and scored a total of 60 points. Our next contestants at the microphone are two lovely housewives. One is that well-known Lady Butcher, Slaybaugh the Slasher, and the other is Crocheting Casey, famous for crocheting an afghan from Pine Hollow to Monkey Run. Their question Where is the Washington Bridge Located, was sent in from Deadman Gulch, by the wife of Casanova Coville. His wife formally known as Bernita Westfall, is employed as a bookkeeper in the Umpire State Building. Coville is well known to all women and bobbv-soxers as a crooner. As a special request on tonight's program, we have with us the owner of the Chrysler Motor Co. Mrs. Bob Chrysler, formerly Kathryn Scott, who has ex- celled in the manufacturing of Chrysler cars. Her secretary, Miss Barbara Cousins, is world famous for her typing ability of 500 words per minute. This concludes our program for tonight Ladies and Gentlemen, but be sure to listen next week, same time, same station, when the makers of Merle's Moldy Muffin Mix, brings you their famous Weekly Quiz Program. This is your local announcer, Pat Low, signing off from station C. T. H. S.

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GIFTATORY We wish to give each of the Seniors something in the way of a graduation present as they leave school for the last time. To Ruth Case we give this key to her future home. We don't know where the home is, but here's the key. To Barbara Cousins we give this wooden soldier so that she will never be lonely. To Wilbur Coville we give this corset so he can keep his back in shape. To Doris Fenwick we give this date book so she can always have the latest information. To Bob Haas we give this horse. It will come in handy when that nag of his wears out. To Merle Hitchings we give this book, How to Find the Source of Trouble when Stalled on the Road. To Frank Scramlin we give these paper dolls so he will always be able to trust some women. To Kathryn Scott, we give these old lunch tickets as a fond remberance of her task at dear old Climax High. To lone Piper we give these paper plates. She won't have to start out her married life doing dishes. To Irene Simmons we give this log chain. Just tie it on to Bill and he will never get out of your sight. V To Don Perkins we give this Jiffy Curler. Now he won't have to sleep with those uncomfortable pin curls in his hair. To Loreen Slaybaugh we give these farm pamphlets put out by the Bureau of Agriculture in the interest of educated farmers. Read them carefully and then you will know just as much about farming as Don does. To Bob Putnam we give this part of a radio. It will keep hinn busy looking for the other parts and putting them together. To Bernita Westfall we give this microphone so she can be heard when she gets out in the world. ' To Don Penney we give this reflector in hopes that his car lights won't go out again. To Iris Kuehn we give this round trip ticket to Cabbage Corners so she can travel when she leaves school. ' To Mr. Merke the seniors give all these old civics papers that should have been in the first semester. To Mrs. Hyry we give this Typist's License which enables her to type. To Mrs. Lawrence we give this colored chalk so she can draw more pretty maps on the board next year. To Mrs. Lewis we give this package of razor blades in payment of the ones we borrowed during the past four years. To Mr. Gilbert we give this box of nails in payment of the ones we borrowed in putting up the stage. To Mr. Hine we give this box to stand on while addressing the assembly. To Mrs. Carroll we give this cotton to stuff in her ears when her youngest makes her presence known. To Miss La Duke we give this spark plug. It was one of the parts we had left when we overhauled her car. To Pat Low we give this dependable wrist watch to enable her to get to college on time. To Charles Eastman we give this large size handerchief. We all know how much trouble he has with his colds.