Climax Township High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Climax, MI)

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A PERPLEXING PROBLEM We've often wondered long and deep V We've, figured and we've worried We've sat up nights and lost our sleep And through our meals have hurried: We've drawn on every known resource For helpful inforrnation. We've sought the aid of every force Discovered since Creation. But all we've done avails us not We stand on failure's brink We can't find out if Seniors have The faculties to think. We've watched them as they walked the street Or swam the social ocean: We've searched their heads and viewed their feet And studied every motion. We've gazed into their vacant eyes, And weighed each blank expression To solve the problem if we could, And find the missing link, That might decide the claim for good That Seniors really think. But we've about made up our minds To quit and go to farming: The proof against them, we do find ls surely not alarming. Their words, their deeds, their apish' Not only make us weary, But teach us that nobody cared A fig about our query. In fairness, though, we must admit fUnless he takes to drink, That the Seniors might make a social hit If they can really thinklv -The Faculty- airs