Climax Township High School - Blue and Gold Yearbook (Climax, MI)

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HI gave my wife a piece of my mind this morningnn HYou donft want to do that too often H H 1? H A l UYou need all you've got.U He -4 HI saw you out riding yesterday with a gentle- man. He appeared to have only one arm. Is that all he has?H l She -M NOh no, the other arm was around somewhere,H N L L nHe gave me the army and navy kiss.n l UWhat kind is that?' nOh rapid fire N sixty a minute,H Steward on steamship - HYour lunch will be up in I l a minute.' Seasiok Joe M USO will my b1eakfast,H JLJL-'LJiJL.5L.'LJ4 fx A fu A A n 4- A l Tripp: HDoes this baokage belong to you? The name is obliteratod.H ' Drippz UNO, that isn!t my paekagen My name is O'Brien,H i 'Annie,U ealler her mistress. 'Just lookg I can write my name in the dust on this pianolu HGee,n sighed the servant girl, Hit sure is great to have an education.H PICTURESQUE SPEECH p l, Night clubs are pla ees where the tables are reserved and the people aren't. 25 Near the reef, a buoy talked to its self in the dark, 5 Our son rises at ton and sets all day. , H e was a leader of men and a follower of women. ' 5. She can't dance so well, but gosh how who can intermission,