Clifton Fine Central High School - Mountain Echo Yearbook (Star Lake, NY)

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OASS PROPHECY The year is late in the eighties and the good old class of '66 is happily spread over the continent. The upcoming graduates have decided to see what their predecessors have done since graduation from C.F.C.S. Let's find out....................... KATHELEEN ADAMS moved to Chicago. She's in charge of the Great Lakes Training Center. JAMES GRENIER writes and illustrates children's books. BILL HOOVEN has replaced Sean Connery in the James Bond series. How do you like your work? We haven't heard from GARY WINCH since a million dollars of Senior money disappeared. MARY SHENE is crusading in Florence Nightingale's steps. She’s head nurse here at C.F.C.S. Due to all the experience she had on the Blue and Gold, LAURA SUTHERLAND has become editor of Mad. She and Alfred E. Newman will celebrate their 20th wedding anniversary this month. JACK BILLINGS isn't Jack Billings anymore. He's taken over as Mr. Greenjeans on Captain Kangaroo. JOHN BROWN lives in Florida where he owns and operates Big Bad John's Alligator Farm. BILL TODD - we thought he was quiet and shy, HA! - is on trial for a bigamy charge. PAT BOYD is a syndicated columnist for the New York Times. She writes an advice to the lovelorn column on the side. ROBERT BEBEE is president of the Newton Falls Paper Mill. DANNY TOWNE, our woodsman, is now overseer of Yellowstone National Park. We hear he gets along quite well with the bears. DONNA PERRY who was inclined to put the monkey wrench in the wrong place is head grease monkey at the Daytona 500. MIKE ANDRIKUT who was always willing to give everyone spiritual advice is head chaplain at Denamora. JOHN GAMMON has recently been elected the Dooley of Alcoholics Anonymous. LINDA SHARPSTENE who was the quiet (????????) one in the class is now the voice you hear when you dial A Prayer. BOB SNIDER, our famous athlete, is teaching Ding Dong School. He can really make a wicked sand castle. JON LOWELL, secret agent double-o-zero, has become one of the worst courageous good guys Thrush has ever seen. Say, U.N.C.L. E., I confess!” LINDA VAN HOUSE owns a cheese factory in South Fine. Her motto is; Mouse's cheese can't be beat, Mouse’s cheese is really neat, Mouse's cheese is quite a treat, With Mouse's cheese there's lots to eat! After 15 years of dodging the draft by not.doing his history workbook and staying classified 1-HS, ROY EIBERT, has perfected a new hair color; he calls it radiant Egbert red. RICHARD DOWLING, having graduated from three major univer- sities - East Point, C. C. J;, (Canton County Jail), and Ratcliff - is now working for VISTA in Oswegatchie. He says the job pays rather well. Our own Little Mary Sunshine, CECELIA CASTAGNOZZI, is now a bunny at the Playboy Club in L.A. FRANK LAPLANTE is an Opera singer. He's appearing in Carmen in New York at the present time. ROXI ARNOLD is a famous interior decorator in Chloride, New Mexico. TERRY SMITH is the first real live barber in Wanakena. SUE GEBO is writing her doctorate thesis on How to catch fiies without flypaper. H SANDY HAMELE is the chemistry teacher here at her old Alma Mater. BRUCE CAMPBELL is the newly elected Mayor of Fine. THERESA DAVEY has her own taxi service. Just dial Accident 5-43210. DONALD MALLETTE is an airline hostess for TWA. JOE BOUCHER is still making those long trips to Cranberry. There must be something up there that interests him. RITA LASHOMB is president and owner of the Marlboro Company. When he's not out in the forest look- ing for Indians, BILL SMALL is a nuclear physicist at Cape Kennedy. JUNE STEVENS lives in New York where she owns a chain of Madam Fifi's Beauty Salons. She is known in all the major cities as Fifi. CAROL BARTLETT owns a nice quiet little discotheque in dswegatchie. Business is really thriving. SANDY SHATRAW has become an international spy. At the present she's in the wilds of Africa tracking the last of the DooDoo birds. BUTCH BROWN is still in Star Lake. He faithfully goes to Tear's porch everyday and talks to the coke machine. TOM BAKER is the world's new yo-yo champion. STEVE BURNS teaches the children of his former classmates how to play piano. He seems to think that some of them 23

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 SU EETHEART BALL ’66 Bill Small, Tom Baker, Butch Brown, Larry Cole, Jim Briggs, Gerry Antwine, Prince Mike Pitts, Prince Rick Arnold, Prince Don Foley, John Fraser, Randy Gore, King Gary Winch, Queen Judi Beaulieu, Barbara Mal- le tte, Annie MacAleese, Princess Patti Small, Princess Barb Gish, Princess Janet Root, Judy Hamel, Rosie Stowell, Patsy Shene, Donna Perry, Judy Gish, Karen McBroome.

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have more talent than their parents. DORA SHANK was unanimously chosen as Miss Fine last year. SHARON RIXON has taken over Coach's job. I've heard that we've never had a team quite like this one. TOM HANLEY has become a seamstress. Some of his creations are now on display in the showcase. SHARON STOWELL is trying to find out who the Abominable Snowman is. She has her suspicions. KAREN MCBROOM is appearing regularly in a toothpaste commercial. JOYCE ADAMS knits and sells mittens. STEVE REED just finished climbing Mt. McKinley. HAROLD REFICI is assistant to the assistant to the assistant to the clerk to the general manager to the purchasing agent to the supervisor to the fore- man to the departmental head to the vice president to the president of the Cracker Jax Company. DILYS MUDGETT won the Nobel Prize for her outstanding work in Math 12. CORINA MOOTE, now Mrs. Corky Kelly, has National recognition for her latest achievement, 492 words a minute in shorthand. BOB STOWELL is head of the advertising department here at C.F.C.S. for Senior Plays and Sweetheart Balls. KAROL DANIELS, a quiet member of our class, has written three hair raising novels. DALE DEGOUFF, a well known pilot, has broken the sound barrier five times in the last week. CINDY WARD lives in a penthouse in New York. She says she's very happy with her seventh husband. JUDY GISH has taken over Johnny Carson’s The Tonight Show. M JUDI BEAULIEU has won the Betty Crocker Homemaking Award. It was all due to her creation of grape jelly on poached eggs. It's really delicious and it's the only thing she can cook. FRED KING is the Congressman from the 43rd district. RITA GOODROW was the first woman on the moon. KENNETH LAPLANTE has become a Texas Ranger. MARY THORNTON has joined the foreign legion. CLAQQ WILL Being of sorta sound mind and body, we the class of 1966 do make known our first will and testament. TO THE BOARD OF EDUCATION we leave some peace and quiet .... TO THE FACULTY we leave bottles of iron pills to cure the gray hair we caused .... TO THE JUNIORS we leave the Seniors' homerooms .... TO THE SOPHOMORES we leave those” history workbooks that everyone is so fond of ... TO THE FRESHMEN we can only say good luck .... TO THE UNDERCLASSMEN we leave these hallowed halls to roam in, as long as you have a pass .... BILL SMALL leaves his cough to SUE KING and CHERE WHITTERS. How about some Vicks .... JUDI BEAULIEU leaves her entire Mati Hari outfit to MIKE DECORA and RUSHTON DOWLING. Who wants the cape? .... LINDA VANHOUSE leaves her petiteness to CHARLES MARSH. Maybe now you can wear a size 3 . . . . SUE GEBO leaves her diplomatic manner to JANICE KING and LOLLY KEITH .... CAROL BARTLETT leaves her go go go go power to DAVID ROWAND and NANCY SHENE. Up and at 'em kids .... TOM BAKER leaves his toque to PATTI SMALL. Now you can bear those Cranberry Lake winters .... BRUCE CAMPBELL leaves last Tuesday's leftovers to HELEN SHENE and LINDA LADUC .... JUNE STEVENS leaves the success of a puffy hairdo to ALAN LEGAULT and LARRY GORE. It'll add inches to your height .... JOHN GAMMON leaves his most prized possession to RANDY HAYES and ALFRED SHEARD .... LINDA SHARPSTENE leaves her boots to DAVID TERRY. We hope they fit ... . RITA GOODROW just keeps Dave .... DORA SHANK leaves her baton to DON FOLEY. Gee, maybe you can twirl at a bas- ketball game next year .... RITA LASHOMB leaves her phony blonde wig to DICK RICE .... TOM HANLEY leaves one whole deck of cards to JACKIE HOOVEN. Now you can play Fish during the noon hour .... ROXI ARNOLD leaves a can of gray hairspray to BERNARD KERR. Silver streaks will make you look distinguished .... STEVE BURNS leaves his cheerleading position to STEVE GOLDEN. Hope you make Varsity next year .... KAREN MCBROOME leaves her Monday morning look of why-do-you- have-to-look-so-bright-and-shiny-around-here-for toJIMBERO. Come on, Jim, snarl a little .... BUTCH BROWN leaves his talents to skip school and have a legal excuse to ERNEST KINNEY and KAREN PARVESE .... DONNIE MALLETTE leaves his slow, and so very cautious driving methods to MARY 24