Clifton Fine Central High School - Mountain Echo Yearbook (Star Lake, NY)

Page 22 text:

RICHARD FOLEY, with his sly suave manner is now an accountant, and is lost among many figures, especially his secretaries. WILLIAM FULLER, our famous chain smoker, has in- vented a cigarette which you can smoke steadily for 24 hours. Bill says there is a slight problem with the length of the cigarette though. REGINE GEBO and KEITH ROW AND are now famous Folk Singers. Regine says, You take the high notes, Keith, and I’ll take the low”. RUTH ANN GOLDEN is now editor of the New York Times. She has been in the dumps for over a week and keeps calling for someone by the name of Mrs. Climen- son. I wonder why??? RANDY GORE has gone West to join the Beverly Hill Billies. Boy, that rheumatiz medicine sure hits the spot, huh Randy? GARY HESS has taken up ballet as a favorite pasttime. We always knew that he was graceful! Up on your toes, Gary, now 1, 2, 3, and 1, 2, 3. LINDA HITTLE, now the famed beautician of Fine, New York, says there are really only two advantages in her business—once in a while you get a nice looking man to give a manicure and she finds the Miss Clairol much cheaper than it was when she used it in high school. JANET HODGKISS is now president of the Board of Education at Clifton-Fine Central School. We understand she has abolished all rulings against smoking and has remodeled the bathrooms into lounges. CHERYL JARVIS is now in business growing lima beans. She has also re-recorded the old song, Beans in My Ears”. RAYMOND KEITH has now reformed and is the official Kool Aid Kid”. LUCEILLE KELLEY, that vibrant cheerleading manager, is now manager of the New York Mets. She says they make very good cheerleaders. PATRICIA KILBOURN has joined the Womens Army Corps, and was made sergeant! Hup 2, 3, 4. Hup 2, 3, 4! JOANN KING is- now an excellent secretary. She can type 30 words a minute with only twenty-eight errors. BARBARA LALONDE, a famous author, never ends her books, she just leaves people hanging. Mr. Austin writes post scripts for her. NICK LAROSE is official taster for the Home Ec. De- partment at C.F.C. How’s that cookie, Nick? MARGARET LASH, we are happy to say, was the first woman on the moon. When she was asked how she accomplished this feat, she. answered, It was simple, there were twelve men with me and when the rocket stalled, I made them get out and push!” RED LASHER is now number one dog-catcher for New York City. He found dogs not quite as complicated as the city chicks”. BARBARA MALLETTE is quite the woman of the cen- tury. Believe it or not, she turned Fine into a thrilling city. How?? She put the gas in the radiator of her car and discovered oil — in her gas tank. 1 EWART McCULLOUCH is now a bus driver in Star ake. Now at last, he can run over the fire hydrants, instead of into them. EUNICE MOOTE is writing her memoirs. Although she is rather young for this, she has had many experiences at C.F.C.S., wild or otherwise, to write about. DAVID MUDGETT, whose life ambition was to be a bachelor, is now facing charges as a bigamist. ESTELLA PEABODY is now the proud owner of Mer- chants. They say she can a real stiff glass of coke now and then. RICHARD PEABODY is now a world famous minister, especially since he changed the laws slightly to fit his needs. FRANCES PETERSON is now selling kisses at a side show in the Gouverneur Fair. Rumor has it that she got her experience from the Senior Play. MICHAEL REYNOLD is now a famous American His- tory teacher with Carl Colton Jr. as his star pupil. And to think they said, It couldn’t be done”. ALYCE ROBERTSON, our famous vocalist, has just re- corded another million dollar seller. The title? I Wanna Hold My Ranger’s Hand”. JAMES ROHDE is now employed by Sunshine Card Company. He made such a mess of the records when he was a senior that they decided the only way to break even was to get him on their side. DOUGLAS ROW AND has just published a new book entitled, She Shot Me Down When She Stood Me Up”. ROBERT SANTIMAW is now an execellent driver. His invention of the S” turn while backing up in Driver Ed one day has since gained him world fame. KAREN SCHUYLER, that famous nurse, has invented a new kind of stethoscope. This is very unique since it tells her exactly what her patients heart is saying, espe- cially her boyfriend. BRENDA SLATE is still unattached and is Dean of the Ranger School. Only men over 28 are admitted now. LENA STOWELL has become a judo expert and is also employed at the Ranger School. She protects Brenda from those wild and wooley rangers. SALLY TEBO has started a nationwide fan club for her favorite personality, Mr. Minarcik. HAROLD TERRY has formulated a new type of pesti- cide. You’ll remember he was always a pest at C.F.C.S. MARVIN TERRY is the top taxi driver for the area. He says that in just a few more weeks he will be able to trade in his famed Ford. ALLEN THORNTON is now official judge at the Miss America Pageant. It seems that the girls have gone from one piece bathing suits to bikinis. LINDA TITUS is the Mother of the Year. Her secret to success'is stuff your ears with cotton and let ’em rip”. GLENNA TUBBS is now working with the famous Doctor Kildare in an all men’s hospital; I hear. GARY WARD is now a famous author. His best known book is entitled, 500 Ways to Crib on an Exam. I don’t know where he got his information. JUDY WENDT, the studious member of our class, is now associate American History teacher with Mr. Colton. DOUGLAS WIGGINS has joined the Navaho Indians and is really murdering the language. DONALD WRIGHT is still driving for the senior class bake sales at Clifton-Fine. He simply goes wild every time a lady in a filmy, pink negligee answers the door. 21

Page 21 text:

DOUGLAS ROWAND leaves his midnight wanderings in the middle of the winter to DONNA PERRY. Only Donna, he doesn’t go quite so far as Canton. KEITH ROWAND leaves his curly golden locks to ROXI ARNOLD. Looks like they both need help. Hey, Miss Clairol. ROBERT SANTIMAW leaves his title of Prince Sirki of Vitalb Alexandria to BRUCE CAMPBELL. Ever won- der what you’d look like in red hair, Bruce. KAREN SCHUYLER leaves her Giggle Pills” to BOB SNIDER. Use them wisely Bob, not in released time. LENA STOWELL leaves her shyness to ROBERT BEBEE. Well, gosh, but, well, gee. SALLY TEBO leaves her typewriter to RICHARD DOWLING. Richard you must type more than two words an hour. HAROLD TERRY leaves that sly fearless look to LARRY FOLSOM. Come on Larry grow a little. MARVIN TERRY leaves his great career in soccer to anybody in Mrs. Mead’s 7 th gym class. ALLEN THORNTON leaves his groggy look due to long week-ends to RITA GOODROW. Wqke up Rita. LINDA TITUS regretfully leaves a certain white hat with a black stripe in Mrs. DeVol’s office. In about 50 years, you might have one like it, Lindy. GLENNA TUBBS leaves her clarinet to JACK BILL- INGS. GEE Jack now you can do what you’ve- Always wanted, be first clarinet in Lawrence Welks Band. JUDY WENDT leaves the display board by the library to Mrs. Winch. Now it’s your turn. DOUGLAS WIGGINS leaves the great art of paper wad shooting to CAROL BARTLETT and CORINA MOOTE. Now, Corky, when Leland starts misbehaving, let him have it. DONALD WRIGHT just leaves cause he hasn’t got anything left to leave anybody. RANDY GORE leaves his pipe to PAT AKEY. You say Cherry Blend is best, eh Randy? ROBERT LAROSE leaves Mrs. DeVol’s office to who- ever gets it. Good luck. BETH CAMPBELL leaves her seat by the acquarium in 211 to ALFRED SHEARD. Do you like goldfish, Al? MICHAEL REYNOLDS leaves, if he can, and takes everything he owns. Also in order to make a class will at C.F.C.S. complete, we elect BRENDA SLATE to leave the Ranger School and all of its inhabitants to SANDY HAMELE. Oh, you already know about it? Good luck. EUNICE MOOTE leaves her role of Alda in the Senior Play to FRANKLIN LAPLANTE. I don’t know if that lady dress is your type Frank. GARY WARD leaves his athletic ability to JOE BOUCHER and JON LOWELL. Pick up your feet and let’s go boys. Class Prophecy TIME: A warm, summer afternoon in July, 1975. PLACE: Clifton-Fine Central School cafeteria. OCCASION: Reunion of the Class of 1965. Sound like fun? Let’s peek in and see what’s going on! ROGER ADAMS, who always appeared to be the quiet type, is now a great Rock and Roll Singer. His latest hit is, From the Halls of Good Old C.F.C., to the Shining Shores of Tripoli”. BRUCE AMO is now a girls’ Driver Education Instructor. His favorite task is showing the girls the correct way to PARK”. RICHARD BAKER, because of his efficiency in mathe- matics, gained through his concentrated efforts at the Clarkson Enrichment Course, is now top man counting jelly beans for Mr. Colton. MARY ELLEN BASSETTE, now finished with her prac- tical nursing course, has opened an all athletic male clinic in Newton Falls. MARY BOOTH, who had wanted to become a nurse, lost so many patients during her training that she decided to become a taxidermist”. LINDA BROWN, who just loved those chemistry labs, is now assistant to Albert Schweitzer. PETER BULLOCK is now a famous chef. He is known the world over as Butterfingers Pete”. EARL BUSH is now training elephants for Ringling Brothers. It doesn’t pay much, but he says it’s very rewarding work. BETH CAMPBELL has now taken over the soup manu- facturing business. See Mrs. Padgett, you did teach her something! MARY JANE CLYDE, with her varied talents in home- making, is now the proud mother and owner of five children, three frogs, two salamanders and four snakes. CLARENCE CURRIER is now the proud owner of the Star Lake Dry Cleaners, and I hear he is really getting the business. HAROLD DELAIR has now topped Webster in the production of dictionaries. By the way Harold, what are tintinabulations”. JON EVANS is now running for Presidency and is desperately trying to break Gold water’s record. 20

Page 23 text:

. .serious study, .. .grueling toil, . . .unbelievable sacrifice .. .and a willingness to peacefully settle all disputes. CAST Barbara MaUette Donald Wright Keith Rowand Eunice Moote Regine Gebo 'Judy Wendt Harold DeLair Mary Ellen Bassette Jon Evans Stewart McCulloch Frances Peterson Robert Santimaw James Rhode Robert LaRose 22