Clifton Fine Central High School - Mountain Echo Yearbook (Star Lake, NY)

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 THE ANNUAL ROMAN BANQUET Our trusty (?) slaves — A. Peterson and C. Stevens. NO! Don't poison Mr. Miranda, Miss Howe. That's some outfit, Beverly. Miss Alford says, Have spaghetti; will eat. Be careful of that pin, Bev!! Oh, it's great to be a Latin III student. Et tu. Brute! Latin II, waiting to hear, Cena parata est.

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 CLASS PROPHECY JEAN BABITT is now head designer at the Sing Sing Suit Co. She tells us she is living up to her song I've got Stripes. GORDON BRABAW long noted for his musical talents has been re- cording for Columbia Mousetraps Inc. The rats are all squealing. He's got Elvis beat. WAYNE BROWN, a noted astronomer, is now on the moon studying the stars. He is all alone with his stars. The government officials have reported that he is now going Star crazy. SUZANNE BURR is using all of her acquired mechanical talents from Woody establishing Star Lake's first school for the mechanically in- clined females. New's flash! JOAN DEMMON has just broken the universal record for length of hair. Queen Asmerelda came in second. Another news flash! Joan's hair just fell out. BONNIE FAIRBANKS, fo‘r her great charm at the unemployment office at Syracuse, has increased greatly the number of male per- sons unemployed. They all get their checks punched by her. JAMES GOLDEN, the fabulous skier and trophy winner, has broken the world's record (and also many bones) for jumping. He has jumped to the grand height of 2 feet! BIRDENNE GRAMMO informed us that she is the executive secretary to Vice President of the Marlboro Cigarette Company, but we heard she has been smoking up all the profits! ROGER HADDOCK has now become head Dean at Canton A.T.I. That way his tuition is free, and he gets paid for going there! RICHARD HAMELE has now become the world's most famous trumpet player. Louis Armstrong has gone bankrupt because of Dick's com- petition. Dig those cool lips. DOROTHY RIXON was offered the honorable position of head police woman in Chicago; she has passed up all of her chances so that she can patrol the Watson Estate in hopes of warding off all female contenders. PHYLLIS ROBERTSON is head librarian at the Library Of Congress. The latest news is that she has been laid up for a short time, due to the unfortunate mishap of getting her hand caught in the card catalogue. LOIS SABER is a private secretary in Dr. Carter's Little Reducing Pill Corporation, and is a model example of the results of these powerful little pills. JACK THOMAS is the leading figure in the manufacturing of leather jackets, and his chain of stores is known world wide. Even the African Natives dig that slee-e-e-e-ek look! SONJA SHERMAN has become head Secretary for the President of the United States. No wonder the President's letters have so many mistakes! DAVID PORTEOUS is now sole proprietor of the Porteous Hot Dog Stand. If your dog is missing, Investigate at David's. CLAUDE HOWELL now owns the largest cattle ranch in Texas. He has become so prosperous that he is trying to add the fifty-first state to the Union—Howell's Little Acre. EARL HAYES has now become Mayor of the large city of Cranberry Lake. He is a great friend of the taxpayers, since he eliminated taxes. CHARLOTTE LAROSE is traveling nurse with the Clifton-Fine Indians basketball team. By all reports, she is kept very busy. GEORGE KINNEY has started his own band and for practice he moved his company up to the moon. Let's hope everyone up there enjoys his concerts! FRANCELLA KLOCK is now well established as seamstress and cook at West Point. Say, Fran, are boys as easily taught as girls? SHfLLA KELLEY, a typical navy nurse, is well known for her healing ability. She tells us that kissing is very helpful! EDWARD PHOENIX is now saving up his dollars so that he can have his favorite Penny with him on his next vacation to Siberia; that way, they will be quite alone. ROBERT SWANSON has retired the American Trucking Association Safe Driving Trophy, winner having been awarded it for the 3rd consecutive year. The award is based upon the quietness and the moderacy with which he drives. LINDA HOGAN is now called the foremost Linguist! She discovered a new language Hogit-ism. When she was a Senior, people often wondered what kind of language she was using. Now we know! MAX WATSON is an executive at Wall Street's Brokerage Firm of Merrill, Lynck, Pierce, Finner and Watson. It is rumored that the concern is rapidly going bankrupt! We have long wondered where our class money went! GLORIA MclNTOSH has won the Mother of the Year award this year. Gloria tells us her secret of success with the kids is stuffing her ears with cotton and letting 'em rip! AMY MUDGETT, the renowned female philanthropist, has told us the way she has kept her money. She buries it! ROBERT VANHOUSE has a new job in Switzerland. The Swiss govern- ment has employed Bob's voice! What is it used for? Bob shouts in avalanche areas, to enable the Swiss government to foretell when an avalanche will occur! Keep shouting, Bob. SUE STEINHILBER has set up housekeeping on a large scale. She has taken over, from Babe, the job of managing the Clifton-Fine Central (Home). This enables her to keep an eye on her spouse's roving habits while at work. JENNY VANPELT is now manager of the C.F. Women's Faculty basketball team. This team has never lost a game since Jenny has taken over. How did you manage it Jenny? 19

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8TH ANNUAL SWEETHEART BALL ATTENDANTS Rowena Sykes Karen Swanson Lynda Hayes Steven Benchik Tim Sykes Leon Thivierge