Clear Lake High School - Echo Yearbook (Clear Lake, WI)

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Senior Class Prophesy Continued Suddenly, we are almost blinded by a dazzling light; it is Ivan Hanson s luminous mustache, a result of his recent discovery of a method to extract radiufrom olne trees. At the foot of the table sits Kenneth Knutson, Ambassador to Sweden. He was sent by President Shirley Tobias, who was delayed by the passing of a Bill in Congress. President Tobias is the first woman President of the United States. Two other celebrities among our group are Kenneth Klatt, who has developed a means of ore-raring mustard from mustard weed, and Doris Joseohson, who perfected the shorter shorthand system. Chatting with Doris, we see our famous hat designer, Hiss Lorraine Kohn. She has Just returned from an extended visit in Paris. Just as Clyde Vinegar's Symohonettes blare out with the opening note of the prelude to the program, in rushes the ever-late playboy, James Braaten. Then our attention is focused on the luscious Crystal BJorgum, who oroceeds to sing Crystelle Aronson's latest hit tune, Gone Are The Days . Miss Aronson also accompanies her. As this number is going on we received two telegrams from a few of the missing members of our class: Esther Klein, per- sonal hair dresser of President Tobias, and Margaret Matter, who is on cruise after her recent divorce from her fourth husband. Next on the program is a tight-rope performance by Bill Martin, star of the Shriners Bungling Brothers Circus. Next, we are entertained by a very interesting lecture by Norma Wood concerning her recent phenomenal trip'to the moon. She is followed by the appearance of Movie Commedian, Marian Woolard, through the permission of RKO. The concluding number of our program is a beautiful ballet dance by Bernard Hammelman and Donna Starkweather. During the orograra we feasted on the new XYZ capsules which were developed by our cook, Betty Lou Mitchell. At this time, another interruption is made by a few more teld-rams from other members of our class, namely: Boyd Junkans, who was unable to leave his Guernsey Farm on Guernsey Island, Betty Jane Johnson, head nurse of Fairview Hosoital in St. Paul, Minnesota; and Oscar Smith, who was occupied with his latest olcture production in Hollywood. This concludes our broadcast. For further details read either daily edition.of the Clear Lake Herald, edited by Joyce Clark. Addresses of the members of our class may be secured by writing to Dolores Christenson, who writes the Lonely Heart Column in the same oaccr, since nearly all of our names are registered there.