Clear Lake Community High School - Lions Tale Yearbook (Clear Lake, IA)

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AUNTIE ARLENE NICKERSON, an old maid, is mournfully watching her twin get her triplets ready tor school, As they go out the door she sarcastically calls after them, Don't let the man in the olive-drab uni- form get you. ETHEL TEMPLETON is now a missionary in Madagascar. The language barrier is making it rather difficult for her to explain to the natives that she hasn't come for their dinner. As a sideline she is running a charter service for the tourists in her fatithful convertible, TOM ULEFTYH ATKINS is the only pitcher to pitch five no hit, no run games in one season. He has an earned run average of .Ul2. RUTH FULLER, believe it or not, is married to a Fuller Brush salesman. And as we look through her home, we see her child- ren busily brushing around the house. Clear, mellow tones ring out across the stage. The audience is spellbouncl. -Yes, it is another lohn Barrymore, the Profile, MIKE MOELLEH! Worried about a theme? Where can you find a certain book? Well, just go to the local library, where yOu'll fincl RON BORTON, the librarian, sorting books. I-Ie'll know just what you are looking for. LOWELL KITCHEN has his own string of gas stations now. You'd never know he was wealthy though, with his bare feet and coonskin cap as he waits on his cus- tomers. Who's that well-dressed man stepping into his Cadillac? Why that's IOHN NICHOLS. What caused his rapid rise to fame and fortune? I-Ie invented a machine that was able to detect which twin had the Toni. MARY RORVIG is now happily working as a receptionist in an accountant's office. Whose office?? - Why, her husband's of course!! NORMA NELSON is now managing the Tot to Teen shop, which is across the street from the school. This way she can keep an eye on her eight children, who model for her, and also upon Papa Miller while he teaches long-hair in the institution, Many times our thoughts return to those good times we all shared in high school and even though we may hate to admit it, we all wish we we were starting in as freshmen again. Thanks for all your help and guidance. Always yours.

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You might enjoy watching a session at the Pedelty Dancing Institute where HOLMES is busy teaching his students the Creep and his famous version of the Iitterbug. Holmes does this only as a sideline. His main occupation is being an auctioneer. SYLVIA HANSON'S name is appearing in lights advertising her occupation -- Ma- dame Sylvia, the Famous Fortune Teller. NORMA MOSTROM is the private secretary to the president of General Motors Corpo- ration and is advancing rapidly every day. We see the bright colors of the carnival mid- way. A white headed barker is drumming up business for his girlie show. Yep, the boy with the big cigar is LYLE STUN- KARD. CAROL COATES is working as a clerk in Miller's Pet Shop. We hear that she will soon be in full partnership with the owner. A silver streak hums up mud as it comes into the backstretch nearing the 80th lap. It passes car after car in a devil-may-care fashion. The driver is none other than that record Barney Oldfield, DICK PETERSEN, LOIS PUGH is a private secretary to A. B. Engen. She likes this job fine but still has hopes of settling down on the Pedelty Estate. DUANE WALLS, a successful farmer, is the owner of four farms. He still complains about how poor farmers are. CAROL CARLSON is now wearing the white uniform which was her goal for so many years. Whoops, there seem to be men in little white coats too. Let's take another look at the name of the hospital. DALE HAUGEN has worked his way up from the bottom and has finally become presi- dent of the Camel 'Cigarette Company. -SHIRLEY HUMBURG has put her musical talent to good use. She has a part in a sideshow raising snakes out of a jar by blowing on her long back stick. She says she never could have been there if it hadn't been for Mr. Wangberg's patient training. TERRY K. O. HANSEN, the present world light-heavyweight boxing champion, has successfully defended his title for the 16th consecutive time. IOAN KLEIN finally caught Delbert and they are happily married. Her problem now is with Dellie Ir., who keeps her guessing all the time. Wash your ears is a frequent expression. IOAN FULLER is President of the Newspaper Association of the United States. She has gone far in her work and we hear there is a rumor that she will be the next Presi- dent of the United States. We find RACHEL ZIRBEL sitting on the knee of her young, good-loking boss, rapidly taking dictation. There is a rumor around town that they are to be married soon. Over in Paris we find MAXINE NYHUS mo- deling French bathing suits. As we move a little closer, we hear her whispering, 'WOui, Cherie, to her barber. BETTY CARROTT is driving a special bus from Central Heights to Clear Lake. She had to ride the bus so many times during her high school years that she decided upon this occupation because she could not break the habit. ' We find MARCIA WATSON going through college for the third time. Still unsatisfied with Illinois men, she is on the look-out for a perfect college man. In a reputable cocktail lounge we see a fine- ly dressed bartender whose name is BILL TARR. Funny thing though, he only serves drinks in Dixie cups. A SHIRLEY HIGHSMITH and Myron are happi- ly married and are prosperous farmers south of town. DELBERT WATSON is now teaching auto mechanics at Clear Lake High School. Del- bert, Ir. is one of his worst students. In a circus IRENE FIFI ARMSTRONG is busily selling balloons to the crowd. The slogan on her back reads, I'm just doing this for a sideline, my real act comes later. LARRY HOTROD HUMPHRY is driving midget auto racers and he still has trouble holding the road. We find CORINE ASHLAND a professor of astronomical physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. She is a miser, saving every penny she earns, so that some day, when the right one comes along, she will be prepared. GARY PATTSCHULL, after having several offers from big league football and base- ball teams, is completing his eighth year in the major league. DON SPRATT is touring golf circuits, and he takes top money in every tournament. BARBARA GILOUIST is happily settled with Butch on their farm and is finding farm life quite agreeable. When asked if she missed the city, she replied, No, I prefer the wide open spaces. You might enjoy watching a session at the Pedelty Dancing Institute where HOLMES is busy teaching his students the Creep and his famous version of the Iitterbug. We find SHIRLEY ROWE happily settled settled down on the Miller Acres. She finds raising chickens very enjoyable and, oh yes, a family too! You might overhear this conversation on your radio sometime. He jumps, shoots, and scores. Yes, it is ZEKE ZOOK hitting his 17th field goal of the game. It is lucky for George Mikan that he retired.. We find quiet, little MARIIE WALLS on Broadway now, taking the place of T,V. and radio star My Little Marjie. She in- vites us all to tune in on station WXYZ.

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