Clear Lake Community High School - Lions Tale Yearbook (Clear Lake, IA)

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Qian' i glzofajfsay RUTH NICKERSON- RAY HEWITT- Rdth Nickerson has, at long last, found her true career. We hear loud snaps, pops, and other explosive sounds as Ruth sells her product to the kids. Sure enough, she has become a bubble gum demonstrator! RODNEY HEETLAND- Who is this We see dragging down the beach in the sweltering sun? In the depths of despair after miserably failing a Holly- wood screen test, Rodney Heetland has turned to the solitary life of a becrchcomb- er. Dirty and haggard, he babbles to himself as he searches the beach for dead fish. LOUISE HOFFMAN- Louise Hofffman, we find, is the proud owner of a modern Turkish Bath House. As we enter, we Watch astoudingly as she lightly flips a ZOO pound customer. She proudly displays her bulging muscles, and then she informs us that anyone can do it if they have had the expert in- struction of Miss Christensen. MATT ORTH- As we walk down the street, we see a huge sign, Matt the Master Morticlanf' Standing beneath it, we see Mr. Orth dressed in his usual black suit. When ask- ed how he, of all people, became an under- taker, he replied, After my frivolous high school years, I found I needed peace and relaxation which can be found only with newly departed souls. IOAN BARLOW- I. Amid many screams and groans, we see mighty Io Barlow, the lady wrestler. She bites, pinches, scratches and kicks every female she wrestles. She prefers fighting barefooted and wearing long, red under- wear. Good luck, Io. Hope you become the world's champion. PEDELTY- As we buzz past Hollywood, we glance at the set of one of the latest Tarzan pic- tures. Standing there is I. Pedelty slowing lifti-ng a huge elephant with one strong arm. Flexing his muscles and pounding his chest, he lets out a loud whoop. VIRGINIA ASHLAND- Virginia Ashland, in the last twenty years, has settled down to a peaceful life on the farm. Seventeen children scurry a- bout the house, as We hear Toots yell, Iay Ir., get in here! PETER MILES- Changing his favorite sport into a car- eer, Peter Miles has become the proud owner of Pete's Putrid Pink Pool Parlour. It is open especially to Clear Lake High School stu-dents. IOYCE LIEN- Ioyce Lien has combined her nurse's training desire and her intense interest in men and has started a nursing home for rich bachelors. Ioyce says, Come one, come ally the more men, the merrier. What is this we hear? A low voice that sounds very familiar is actioning pigs for sale. Of course, it is Ray Hewitt, our fam- ous baritone auctioneer. His once beau- tiful voice is now scratchy as he strained his vcoal cords trying to teach Clear Lake students to sing. , LOLA LEEMHUIS- Lola Leemhuis and her husband are working together as a very renowned team of scientists. With large shovels in their hands, they are about to start their most famous experiment, digging to the very center of the earth. DEAN KASTER- E P Over the radio comes the popular pro- gram Dean Kaster's Story Hour for Sleepy Children. Dean's voice drones on and on telling the quiet fairy tale. The small chil- dren around him are curious and wide awake as Dean slowly stops speaking and drops off to sleep himself. UNICE RENBERG- As the Duchess of Duesenbergonia, Eun- ice Renberg has done very well. She spends most of her spare time polishing the royal jewels and counting her money. We have heard, however, that she still is not a very good, cook, and that she is a great trial for her husband, Richard XXXIII. AT LINAHON- Come on Bettlebaum, come on Beetle- baum! At these words, we turn and see Pat Linahon standing at the rail of the race track. He is jumping around excitedly and waving a handful of tickets as he shouts. This is a great shock to all of us as Pat has become a minister and is usu- ally very devout. B'ANN STORK- At last B'Ann Stork's ambitions have been realized. Yesterday she was married to Mr. Z. B. Q. Snicklefritz, a multimillion- aire. When asked what she thought of her wealthy, new husband she said, Who's thinking of a husband? I'm interested in the wealthy part of it. CLINTON IOHNSON- Clinton has become a millionaire since we last saw him. This came about quite by accident. It seems the younger generation has taken up the pastime Of boogering. Only Clint knows exactly how it is done. He made his million from les- sons. LARRY KITCHEN- Larry has really succeeded in this world. He rushes here and rushes there. All dres- sed in white, Larry supervises his corpor- ation. He now owns and operates Kit- chen's Football Unfortunates Hospital. LOIS MERRISS - Lois Morriss's life-long desire to dig gold has finally been realized. She is now em- ployed in a well-knows dentist's office. She Works hard all day digging gold from Wealthy patient's teeth.

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Cfaa flflkfll Evelyn Rasmussen - My use of the mirror in the Home Ec. Room to Karen Casperson. Darwin Reiter - My admiration for Clear Lake girls to Roger Bourton and Holmes Pedelty. Eunice Renbeg - My make-up kit to Ioan Klein, Dick Rogers - My manager's job to anyone that wants it. Gwendolyn Russell - The little black purse I carry to class to any girl who wants it. Mary Lou Ryan - My Florida tan to Lois Pugh. Bud Schober - My typing ability to Don Webb. . Donna Shields - My job in hot lunch to the person who gripes most. lake Spratt - My sleepiness to Dick Slocum. B'Ann Stork - My past foolish notions about a certain boy to Iean Miles. Donna Wedeking - My place at the root beer stand to any future carhops. Norma Willis - My quiet manner on the school bus to Esther Nelson. Abbie Winkle - My appetite to be added on to Sue Merriman's and the naturally light streak in my hair to Debbie Day. Barbara Wood - The lock oi my hair that falls down to Mr. Engen. Margaret Zirbel - The millions from my farm to Mr. Weber so he can keep a sup- ply oi toothpicks handy. fpsf gbfifcaasa Margaret Newman - Colored socks. Ioan Steege - Rhinestones and sweaters. Ruth Nickerson - Hurrying to get ready and then have to wait. Barbara Clark - People who say genuwine. Marilyn Nelson - Girls who wear too much lipstick. Abbie Winkle - Cigarette smoke in my face. Dixie Evanson - Having people tell you to hurry when you are hurrying just as fast as you can. Mr. Weaver - Seniors. Barbara Folkmann - Practicing my cello. Marilyn Anderson - Being called Red. B'Ann Stork - Allen Kelly. Allan Erickson - Unshined shoes. Eunice Renberg - Dirty bucks flike minel. Iudy Merriman -- Older cars that have to go to the garage all the time. Rodney Heetland - People who bum weeds off me. Larry Kitchen - Trying to write 500 words for English Composition.

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MARY LOU RYAN- We find ambitious Mary Lou has estab- lished her own drive-in in Florida. Lulu's Loony Lovelies are known far and wide. She has added something special to her drive-in-a nightly show which one can watch while he eats. Lulu is, of course, the star of the show. EUGENE EVANS- The olympics this year has greeted a strong, new champion. Having won every medal and ttle possible, Eugene Evans has earned the reputation of the world's best athlete. LARRY GARLOCK- , Down goes another challenger! As the heavyweight champion of the world, Larry Garlock has defeated 257 fighters. After all these fights, however, it seems he has a little trouble with hearing bells ring. He says Will somebody please answer the phone? BARBARA CLARK- As a laboratory technician, our own Barbara Clark has really been trying to invent something useful. She exclaims, If I could only find a cure for man's greatest enemy, the common cold. IAKE SPRATT- Well known for his ability to sleep, no matter what, lake Spratt has found the perfect career. He can sleep all day now as the demonstrator for the Bellowy Mat- tress Company. IEAN PRESCOTT- Ughhh-DUUI lean Prescott moans and groans as she tugs on the latest style. She has become a girdle model for the Snug- Fit Corporation. DON NICHOLS- Always very talkative and excited, Don Nichols has pecome a politician. He waves his arms frantically as he shouts into the microphone, I promise every farm- er a billion-dollar income for every year! DIXIE EVAN SON- We find that Dixie is still working but not in the business field. She is now c model in Florida waiting for her sailor to get out of the Navy. Oh, by the way, she is modeling French bathing suits. MARY FURLEIGH- Mary is still up to some of her tricks. She is now the sole owner and operator of 4'Furleigh's Flea Farm. We asked her why she started this business and she replied, I had an overabundanceln AMY ARNESON- Amy is efficiently running her little home. She has not put aside her other talents, however. Amy shouts, Ray, Ir., tc-ome in here and, practice your music lesson right now! Sally Mae, come in and practice the piano. I declare, the kids will be like their dad yet. PHYLLIS BATAITIS- Phyllis has her own little shop in New York. The current fad has made Phyllis a huge success. Outside the shop hangs a sign reading, Do you like the color of your hair? Come in and Phyl will change it to any color you wish! MARGARET ZIRBEL- We could not find Margaret at home, but Amos was there patiently taking care of the kids. lt seems that Margaret is wearing the pants of this family land doing well I might addl. Zibbies next ad- venture is to manage the secretariat for the U. N. DONNA WEDEKING- Donna is still working her little fingers to the bone with shorthand, typing and filing. Surely you're married, Donna, we asked. Heck no, she answered. I just get them hooked and off they go to join my uncle-Uncle Sam, that is! BARBARA FOLKMANN What is this we see? Burp Folkmann is leading all the men out of town just like the Pied Piper and the rats. Her exper- ience leading the band has proved to be of great value in her latest pastime. GENE ALSBURY- Whoosh! Off at a great speed which is something he has always liked is Gene Alsbury. He takes off for Mars in a huge rocket ship. Before he left we heard him say, I hope there are some good looking girls up there. BARBARA WOOD- Since Barbara Wood has revived the Bab-O-Girls, her name has really been up in lights. She is now known as Babs of the Bab-O-Girls, Queen of the Best Bur- le-sque. LLOYD ASHLAND- Going into the army right after high school, Lloyd Ashland, has decided to make it his life's work. He has found it hard to take orders, however, and after all this time we find he is still a buck private. DICK DUESENBERG- In the deep, dark junkles of South Af- rica, we find Dick Duesenberg. He has become a missionary and is now teaching the natives. We hear him say, Abba dab- ba, dabba, my friends. NORMA WILLIS- Now that Miss Goldberg has retired, we find that Norma Willis has taken her place. She raised her shorthand speed to 250 words a minute before she retired to the peaceful life of teaching at Clear Lake High School. BILL BOULINE- After many long years of study, Bill Bouline has become a noted professor of nu-clear fission. He is hard at work try- ing to change Einstein's theory of rela- tivity. LARRY MILLER- Larry Miller has become in important designer and manufaidturer of babies' bon- , nets and booties. Mothers' adore his ex- quisite taste, his fine choice of fabrics, and his sweet, simple designs. MARILYN ANDERSON- A red-headed carhop saunters up to the nearest convertible filled with boys and starts to take their orders. As she shouts, Draw four, we see that it is Marilyn Anderson.