Clear Lake Community High School - Lions Tale Yearbook (Clear Lake, IA)

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Cfaa flflkfll Evelyn Rasmussen - My use of the mirror in the Home Ec. Room to Karen Casperson. Darwin Reiter - My admiration for Clear Lake girls to Roger Bourton and Holmes Pedelty. Eunice Renbeg - My make-up kit to Ioan Klein, Dick Rogers - My manager's job to anyone that wants it. Gwendolyn Russell - The little black purse I carry to class to any girl who wants it. Mary Lou Ryan - My Florida tan to Lois Pugh. Bud Schober - My typing ability to Don Webb. . Donna Shields - My job in hot lunch to the person who gripes most. lake Spratt - My sleepiness to Dick Slocum. B'Ann Stork - My past foolish notions about a certain boy to Iean Miles. Donna Wedeking - My place at the root beer stand to any future carhops. Norma Willis - My quiet manner on the school bus to Esther Nelson. Abbie Winkle - My appetite to be added on to Sue Merriman's and the naturally light streak in my hair to Debbie Day. Barbara Wood - The lock oi my hair that falls down to Mr. Engen. Margaret Zirbel - The millions from my farm to Mr. Weber so he can keep a sup- ply oi toothpicks handy. fpsf gbfifcaasa Margaret Newman - Colored socks. Ioan Steege - Rhinestones and sweaters. Ruth Nickerson - Hurrying to get ready and then have to wait. Barbara Clark - People who say genuwine. Marilyn Nelson - Girls who wear too much lipstick. Abbie Winkle - Cigarette smoke in my face. Dixie Evanson - Having people tell you to hurry when you are hurrying just as fast as you can. Mr. Weaver - Seniors. Barbara Folkmann - Practicing my cello. Marilyn Anderson - Being called Red. B'Ann Stork - Allen Kelly. Allan Erickson - Unshined shoes. Eunice Renberg - Dirty bucks flike minel. Iudy Merriman -- Older cars that have to go to the garage all the time. Rodney Heetland - People who bum weeds off me. Larry Kitchen - Trying to write 500 words for English Composition.

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I CEM WIA!! We, the seniors, do hereby will and bequeath: Gene Alsbury - My convertible to Lowell Kitchen to go courtin' in. Marilyn Anderson - My drive-in saunter to any future carhops. Iames Armstrong - My swank limousine to Dean Pierce to can around in. Amy Arneson - My diet to Kay Iordan if she can keep it. Lloyd Ashland - My gym shorts to Diane White. Virginia Ashland -- My Interest in Ventura to Ruby Hansen. Io Barlow -- My eyebrow pencil to the Nickerson twins. Biyerly Ballantyne - My diets to Neva Bou- ine Phyllis Bataitis - The Bataitis - Corbin Dance Studio to Margaret Newman and Nancy Ludwig. Bob Bonini - My ability at starting BUICKS to Margaret Monaghen. Bill Bouline - My quietness to Allan Erick- son Barbara Clark - Our upstairs apartment to anyone who will have good parties in it. Dick Cooper - My football ability to Mike Moeller Robert Dankbar - My strength to Bruce Snow Dick Decker - My '39 Plymouth to the junk yard. Dick Duesenberg - My poker parties to anyone willing to lose money. H Duesenberg - My one-hand driving ab- ility to Kenny Bales. Eugene Evans - My blonde hair to Debbie Day. Dixie Evanson and Lois Iames - Our curly hair and big hips to Mr. Noble. Barbara Folkmann - My uncouth outbursts Claughs and Burps D to Barbara Gilquist. Mary Furleigh - A copy of my newly-pub- lished book, How to Live On a Farm and Like It to Diane White and Barbara Rice Tom Furleigh - My track ability to Coach Weber, and my slurp with Mr. Grell to George Sedelmeier. Larry Garlo'k - My typing ability to Dor- othy Wedeking. Bob Gerdes - My car and drving ability to Sylvia Burckhardt. Rodney Heetland - My ability to get along with Coach C?l Weber to Bill Tarr. lack Henderson - My typing ability to Dick Iohnson. Ray Hewitt - My voice to Ernie Aucham- pach. Louise Hoffman - My muscles to Iohn Haxton. Anna Mae Hoit - My black hair to Bonnie Miller Clinton Iohnson - My boogering to Ron Wil- son. Dean Kaster - My five-o'clock shadow to Ierry Davis. Larry Kitchen - My susceptibility to injuries to some unlucky athlete. Lola Leemhuis - My long hair to Nancy Ludwig. Barbara Lester - My excess weight to Mr. Banning. Ioyce Lien - My great wit to Io Speakar. Pat Linahon - My billiards ability to Don Spratt. Leon Lincicum - My blonde, curly hair to Ellen Wharam. ludy Merriman - My slink to my twin sisters. Lois Merriss - My days in the hospital to the football boys. Peter Miles - My tardiness to Iane Iohnston. Roger Millard - My car to anyone who can afford to run it. Larry Miller - My conceit to Mel McCarthy. Barbara Nasett - My great talent as a flu- tist to Donna Ouverson. Marilyn Nelson - My love for Hello, Young Lovers to the sextet. Ron Nesset - My Hollywood haircut to Bill Skellinger. Don Nichols - My ability to get along with Miss Christiansen to Don Spratt. Lester Nichols - My Bausch Lomb award to Holmes Pedelty. Ruth Nickerson -- My red hair, freckles, and the family name Nick to be divided between my twin sisters. Merle Olinger - Front seat to Betty. Matt Orth - My sexy shape to Margaret Newman. I. Peolelty - My poker ability to Ron Wilson. Dale Prescott - My good car to the freshmen boys. lean Prescott - My swing to the band.

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Qian' i glzofajfsay RUTH NICKERSON- RAY HEWITT- Rdth Nickerson has, at long last, found her true career. We hear loud snaps, pops, and other explosive sounds as Ruth sells her product to the kids. Sure enough, she has become a bubble gum demonstrator! RODNEY HEETLAND- Who is this We see dragging down the beach in the sweltering sun? In the depths of despair after miserably failing a Holly- wood screen test, Rodney Heetland has turned to the solitary life of a becrchcomb- er. Dirty and haggard, he babbles to himself as he searches the beach for dead fish. LOUISE HOFFMAN- Louise Hofffman, we find, is the proud owner of a modern Turkish Bath House. As we enter, we Watch astoudingly as she lightly flips a ZOO pound customer. She proudly displays her bulging muscles, and then she informs us that anyone can do it if they have had the expert in- struction of Miss Christensen. MATT ORTH- As we walk down the street, we see a huge sign, Matt the Master Morticlanf' Standing beneath it, we see Mr. Orth dressed in his usual black suit. When ask- ed how he, of all people, became an under- taker, he replied, After my frivolous high school years, I found I needed peace and relaxation which can be found only with newly departed souls. IOAN BARLOW- I. Amid many screams and groans, we see mighty Io Barlow, the lady wrestler. She bites, pinches, scratches and kicks every female she wrestles. She prefers fighting barefooted and wearing long, red under- wear. Good luck, Io. Hope you become the world's champion. PEDELTY- As we buzz past Hollywood, we glance at the set of one of the latest Tarzan pic- tures. Standing there is I. Pedelty slowing lifti-ng a huge elephant with one strong arm. Flexing his muscles and pounding his chest, he lets out a loud whoop. VIRGINIA ASHLAND- Virginia Ashland, in the last twenty years, has settled down to a peaceful life on the farm. Seventeen children scurry a- bout the house, as We hear Toots yell, Iay Ir., get in here! PETER MILES- Changing his favorite sport into a car- eer, Peter Miles has become the proud owner of Pete's Putrid Pink Pool Parlour. It is open especially to Clear Lake High School stu-dents. IOYCE LIEN- Ioyce Lien has combined her nurse's training desire and her intense interest in men and has started a nursing home for rich bachelors. Ioyce says, Come one, come ally the more men, the merrier. What is this we hear? A low voice that sounds very familiar is actioning pigs for sale. Of course, it is Ray Hewitt, our fam- ous baritone auctioneer. His once beau- tiful voice is now scratchy as he strained his vcoal cords trying to teach Clear Lake students to sing. , LOLA LEEMHUIS- Lola Leemhuis and her husband are working together as a very renowned team of scientists. With large shovels in their hands, they are about to start their most famous experiment, digging to the very center of the earth. DEAN KASTER- E P Over the radio comes the popular pro- gram Dean Kaster's Story Hour for Sleepy Children. Dean's voice drones on and on telling the quiet fairy tale. The small chil- dren around him are curious and wide awake as Dean slowly stops speaking and drops off to sleep himself. UNICE RENBERG- As the Duchess of Duesenbergonia, Eun- ice Renberg has done very well. She spends most of her spare time polishing the royal jewels and counting her money. We have heard, however, that she still is not a very good, cook, and that she is a great trial for her husband, Richard XXXIII. AT LINAHON- Come on Bettlebaum, come on Beetle- baum! At these words, we turn and see Pat Linahon standing at the rail of the race track. He is jumping around excitedly and waving a handful of tickets as he shouts. This is a great shock to all of us as Pat has become a minister and is usu- ally very devout. B'ANN STORK- At last B'Ann Stork's ambitions have been realized. Yesterday she was married to Mr. Z. B. Q. Snicklefritz, a multimillion- aire. When asked what she thought of her wealthy, new husband she said, Who's thinking of a husband? I'm interested in the wealthy part of it. CLINTON IOHNSON- Clinton has become a millionaire since we last saw him. This came about quite by accident. It seems the younger generation has taken up the pastime Of boogering. Only Clint knows exactly how it is done. He made his million from les- sons. LARRY KITCHEN- Larry has really succeeded in this world. He rushes here and rushes there. All dres- sed in white, Larry supervises his corpor- ation. He now owns and operates Kit- chen's Football Unfortunates Hospital. LOIS MERRISS - Lois Morriss's life-long desire to dig gold has finally been realized. She is now em- ployed in a well-knows dentist's office. She Works hard all day digging gold from Wealthy patient's teeth.