Clayton High School - Clamo Yearbook (Clayton, MO)

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QLAKC3 CLASS PROPHECY After an attack of old age I dec1ded to look up all mx old class mates of the Class of 21 Clay ton Hlgh School I went to Claw ton and asked MARTIN SCHATTXN the traftlc cop at the corner of Hender on and Hanley w here I mlght f1nd them Somebody must hay e pamted h1s DGFISCODGQ so that he d1dnt recognlze me for he yelled Go to Hades' I w as tempted to bounce a brlck off h1s dome when a happy thought came to me Slnce I was lookmg up the class why not follow h1S tlmely suggestlono At least two of the class PAUL WARTENBE and DORIAN BARTELS would be there to atone for thelr dlsslpatlon on th1s earth So I took the shortest cut to the Rn er Styx As I sat on the bank of the rn er W3.ltll'1g for Charon to brlng over hlStl1gb0dt I heard the sound of cllnkmg dommoes I looked behlnd a stack of sultcases and saw PETE MCDERMOTT and STANLEY MEYER roll1n em out Then I heard the ferryboat colllde wlth the wharf so I dldnt dlsturb them I turned toward the landlng and would vou belxeve It ses en glrls of the Class of 21 were Just landlng They were g1rls from the Teachers Tra1n1ng Class at Clayton HELEN DUDECK MAYBELLE FARRAR HELEN FITZMAURICE MILDRED O GORIVIAN EDITH SUDDUTH MARIE BAUER and LILLIAN WALZ After we had exchanged greetlngs they told me thelr tale They had been refused admxttance to Hades on the grounds that school teachers The old boy w ho ran the ferry w as gett1ng lmpatlent by thlS tlme and I had to embark The gate keeper on the other slde started to questlon me as soon as I landed and when he found that I belonged to the Class of 21 he told me that I would have to leave as all the mem bers of the class were wanted at the other place He told me that the ent1re Class of 22 was there hard at Work Seems that they couldn t get a Job any place else were h1s exact words I told h1m my troubles and he suggested that I slmply look up my classmates ln h1s memoran dum book I d1d th1s and here are some of my f1nd1ngs OLIVER HERPEL and CORNY SCHNECKO are golf stars at Sunset Inn EDWIN LIPPS chlcken farm at Creve Coeur has pros pered xery well and he IS known all over the United States as the Poul try Klng Then I saw a bus1ness card whlch read as follows Human Hard ware Company Inc EDVVARD HLMAIN Presldent JESSIE WOLFF Secretary I found that LOUIS CELLA represented the Lnlted States ln the Oly mplc Games m 1920 and 1926 He holds the world s record fo1 the flfts xard dash The IN W A A ofS S fN3tlOH3l NVomens A1Illl2t9ClASSOCl3t10H of Sharp Shootersj was olgamzed m 1929 by NIARIE BOPP NIAR 10 1 ' .I ' r , ' . v 7 y ' v y v YJ, .. - S J, V . . i v V . ' ' ' 7 ' IK . . . .L , , H v ' - , ' A 7 l , Y V 0 I V Y , Y . . . . . f L, . . . ,, . W KK ' Y 7 !! ' V' . , . . 7 ' 7 . . Y . , . . , v 7 Y . , . . 0 ' 1 X a v 7 . , , . endure too much on earth-let alone giving them a second term. ' 1 7 , v v , - ' ! CK 7 , . . 7 ,, V . . , . KK T 7! , . n 1 ' v v v ' v ' U - Y ' 77 , , ' , ' , an - v 7 I Y ' . 9 ! ' 7 7 7 1 Y 17 f ' , v . . , v , a n u a kg. 1 V - ' ' -I Y A , 1 -

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