Clayton High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Clayton, IN)

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A Freshman s Wrsh l'd l ke to be a Senior And w1th the Sen1ors s and A sam ly gr n upon my fa e A thumbtack 1n my hand I'd walk up past the tea her s desk And pla e xt 1n her chan Then szttmg down to g1ve a tes She d leap mto the a1r But I alas would not be blamed And need you ask me why For I ve gone down to get a pass But a Freshman s standmg by Weather Report CALM Mr Baldwln FAIR Chemxstry lass ex ept on Lab day SUNSHLNE The Sen ors fa es when rf ever they get thexr dmplomas FREEZING The typmg room on cold days DRY Classes 1n general BALMY The tea hers 1deas about wcrk TORNADO The hall after the second bell rmgs UNSETTLED Englzsh Class HOT A my s paddle after meetmgs wxth would be m1sch1ef makers WINDY The Semcr boys Comphments of the Semor gzrls CHANGEABLE Our report cards Pome I thxnk you th1nk, he thxnks All thunk I copy you copy he copmes, We all flunk How To Wm Frrends and Make Teachers Love You Always open all the wmdows m the classroom Th1s creates a very refreshmg breeze wluch makes the teacher good natured Always brxng bubble gum to class and chew loudly Your teacher won t mmd h probably has a h1dden desxre for some too If you want others to notlce you, set a tack for the teacher Th1s w1ll gxve the teacher a chance to show the class her sense of humor and she w1ll hke you better It IS very mconsxderate to arr1ve rn the mxddle of class Therefore 1f you are late you should sk1p class altogether Never come to class w1th a pencxl or paper or textbook The other students are always glad to g1ve you thexrs and the teacher w1ll be grateful for the delay Never get to lass on txme Th1s IS a Freshman trlck and you want to appear as a Semor If you are happy, do not hes1tate to wh1stle or smg 1n class A musxcal atmosphere IS always helpful to the teacher s peace of mmd Never hold up your hand before talk1ng You have stud1ed and you KNOW lf your teacher asks you to wr1te a theme about Washmgton wrxte about Lm oln It IS smart to be or1g1nal . Always laugh and poxnt your fmger mf a classmate doesn t have hrs lesson. The teacher wxll be mformed and the classmate w11l be grateful. ll. Don't take these too serzously. 42 u n n -T - . -'-TT-37'-. on ' - - ? - ' ' - ' . In I , : -T ' K ' I K .Ol ' ' ,- ll ll P I . Z. ' . ' ' 5 e 3. . . . . . 4. . . . . . . . D . , 5. . . y c 6. C . . . . . . - , . . 8. ' . ' . 9. . . . . C . 10 . . . , .

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Wzse Saymgs A man should work exght hours and sleep emght hours but not the same exght hours She sand she was pushmg forty but xt looked more hke she was draggmg It He s as smart as the next guy, but the next guy always turns out to be a moron Grve a landlord an 1nch and he rents xt Many a motorxst who drxves wxth an old wreck IS sorry he marned her If you could see yourself as others see you you wouldn t beheve your eyes He not only hed to me about the s1ze of hxs yacht he made me do the rowmg I had a very stubborn horse I wanted to go one way he wanted to go the other way so he tossed me for xt There s many a true word spoken thru false teeth I do not feel well I haven t slept for three n1ghts last mght, toxught, and tomorrow mght' D1d you hear about the gxrl whose frlends gave her four showers before she was marrxed she was fxlthy A wallflower IS a g1rl who comes home from a party w1th the same hpstxck on as when she started They say a fool and hxs money are soon parted How d1d they get together mn the f1rst place? My w1fe threatened to leave me xf I dldn t quxt playxng the horses Gee I m gomg to mxss her There are only two reasons why some people don t mmd thexr own busmess E1ther they haven t any bus1ness or they haven t any mmnd He s the kmd of a guy who asks you a quest1on, answers xt and says you re wrong The new cars 1nclude a devxce to pro tect us from women drxvers You push a button, your car collapses and hzdes 1n the bushes untxl the woman drxver passes If your w1fe wants to learn to dr1ve a car better not stand m her way A man was robbed of h1s wallet 1n a revolvxng door thxs proves you ought to be careful who you go around wzth The best place xn the world to fmd a help mg hand IS at the end of your own arm A man who can drwe safely whxle klsszng a pretty gxrl 1sn t g1v1ng the krss the attentxon xt deserves Love When a boy and glrl sxt on a freshly paxnted bench and only the boy gets pa1nt on hxm Wxth taxes takxng everytlung these days lt bo1ls down to th1s You work hke a dog all your hfe so you can hve lmke a dog He was arrested for p1ck1ng h1s way through a crowd a pocket at a tlme He s so crooked he counts h1s money before a mxrror he doesn t even trust hmmself He s so lazy he runs his car over a bump whenever he wants to flxck the ashes off hrs clgar Race track where the wzndows clean the people . . . . , . . . a 0 ' . Q . . . . , . , Q Q , . Q . . , n . Q 0 - Q . . , . . , Q i v - ' 1 1 ' , , . . . Q 1 Q 9 D - ra: ' . . ' 3 , , . . . . , . . , . . . Q Q v Q Q - 0 Q . . , . . . . ..- . , Q - v I E- xv I . , . - - . , . . , . , . . , . . , , 0 n Q l - ' 0 Q I .

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The P1ck11n Vat The Medl al School has a box that s tall It s pretty wxde out and deep and all You look at a student and ask What S that'7 He laughs and says It s the plckhn vat An old tx uck backs to the med1 al door The corpse 15 unloaded on the elevator floor, Away goes the elevator just hke that The st1ff s on lus way to the px khn vat The body 1S unloaded they jerk off h1s 1'-lothes The bcx 11d s 11fted and ln he goes He gur gles 1n the al ohol and ac1d fast He s found a home already ln the p1ckl1n vat Those that study anatomy are all mn the xoom A gxrl asks the Prof Where d you get that? He says I snared hlm from the P1 k11n vat They ut off Ins fxngers they d1SSE t h1s nose They have fun uttxng off h1s ears and toes The old professor stated that he looked quxte flat Put the rest of h1m back 1n the P1 khn vat There s a lesson 1n thxs story that all should know You should all mend your ways exe you wox ldly grow You d better lwe nght OI just lxke that They 11 have your poor car ass n the pxckhn vat Ioe H Davxdson 43 . - - I .N , , . ' 9 it ' I Ol , . 55 I ' U U' , . . F . . P as - 0 n - -A - 1 . Y . . 1 P . , . . F , . . . , The Mstiff is carried in that met his doom ' GQ 9' 66 I If , 4 na - -,, - 1 ll , - . C . . Q B . 2 . E V: . . ba . I' sa 4 f ',, - a so J , . . , . . y . . A i P ' ' C f, ' ' ' .