Clatskanie High School - Tiger Yearbook (Clatskanie, OR)

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Q 42' QW 9 .yjj 4, Wg - 1 ,lj Z High School Pep VOL. XXIV 1 latskanie High School, Clatskanle. Oregon N0, 46 CHICAGO GANGS SIIATTERED The Chicago gangs re- ceived a severe blow when the noted welfare worker, Bernice Orwlg, undertook the position of a missionary into their wilds about a month ago. In spite of all the difficulties. she has al- ready won 13.130 gang lead- ers and approximately 50.- 000 all-around bad men and women. Louise Fogel, an- other well-known welfare worker, in behalf of the Cen- tral U. S. Relief Association has been spending several years getting aid from Euro- pean countries for this cause. DIFFICULT WORK ATT EMPTED Knowlton Hall. who has taken the place of Burbank. recently announced his latest experiment to be an attempt to grow a breed of chickens having four legs. These will be of great benefit to those people who are partial to drumsticksf' Needless to say, everyone is eagerly awaiting his success. BLACK BOTTOM REINSTATED In a recent letter to Ches- ter llunce, an old school- mate, Frances Geary stated that she had become wealthy by teaching the white mice of South America to dance the Black Bottom. A graduate of this school, she said, must be able to dance the Black Bottom on a cobweb that reaches from one side of the ball room to the other. Miss Geary ls highly recommended by the head cheese - eater of the South American republics. FOR SALE - Up-to-date equipment of well- known matrimonial agency. See Erickson Q Erickson. EDITORIAL Editor .... Genevieve I-Iautala Asst. Editor. .Bernice Orwig Athletics ......... Carl White Society. . . . . . . . . .Ellen Sirni., Ulasses .....Donna Erickson Music. . . . .Isabn llc Simmons Literary ...... Katie liampsa APOLOGIES T0 LONGFELLU W Lives of Seniors should re- ' mind you Nou can make your lives the best, And departing leave behind you Memoirs on the walls and desks. Memoirs that perhaps will show you That we, too, once sought in vaing And u forlorn, weary brother, Seeing, will take heart again. THOSE PERPETUAL TRIANGLES According to a cahlegram just received from Paris, the engagement of Ellen Sirnio and Ralph Kleger was brok- en when the noted heart- breaker, Isabelle Simmons, appeared on the scene. El- len is returning to Oregon l,y aeroplane and ls plan- ning to retire to a hermit- age on Saddle Mountain for solace. DELENA T0 HAVE FACTORY A site for a Snapless Snap facto r y in lbelena was bought of Mr. Austin by J. Henry Niemela today. The construction will be begun at once as the plans and blue prints have been made and contractors engaged from New York. THRILLING ESCAPE BIADE KNOYVN Carl WVhite. le d b y h i s love of athletics and his de- sire to see a really wild wo- man. has been spending the past year in the jungl s of Africa, following the foot- steps of Tarzan. This nd- venture would have en-led disastrously when he was caught by a band of canni- bals and placed on the menu, had not Katy Lamp- sa, their chef, become faint- hearted and permitted him to escape by lending him ter own pet ostrich to ride to the nearest settlement. VVAR MAY BE RESULT NVord was received yester- day from China that Ger- trude Warren has been im- prisoned by Chinese offi- cials. She is charged with tearing down old Chinese traditions in reference to women's rights hy trying to teach the weaker sex to as- sert the rights they enjoy in our country. Serious frlo- tion between the two conn- tries may yet result in war. AGENCY FOR-CED T0 CLOSE 'Phe Erickson Sz Erickson Matrimonial A g en e y has been forced to close its doors on account of the enormous number of demands for golden-haired maidens and wealthy swains-beyond the tender age of seventy. The owners of this concern, Donna Erickson and Linnea Erickson, will go to Siberia tor a much needeo rest. They are not expected to return for several years. FOR SA LE-Valuable play books, notebooks, English, History and Civics outlines, etc.. accumulated during 4 years of II. S. See B. I. Orwig.

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fic 1' Z fs 5 -N I, . J, I QQWX C3 --. X g- Senior Class History In the fall of September 1923, forty-one hunters entered the forest of learning determined to capture the biggest game it contained. Under the able leadership of Mr. McClure we began our hunt for knowledge. The illustrious Sophomores helped us by initiating us into the customs of the hunters. We appreciated their kind efforts and made our way cautious- ly as we could with their assistance. A few cf us could not withstand the dangers of the forest and dropped out, but the rest of us kept on, undaunted. As we emerged from the forest at the end of our first year, even though our hopes may not have brought us all we expected, nevertheless, we felt we had gained much in the way of knowledge. The next year when hunting season opened we prepared to enter again but this time as sophisticated sophomores. We felt our knowledge would help the new hunters and did our best to encourage them in their first hunt. Our hunt this year was to be mcre difficult but with Mr. Kelty's assistance we all did our best in making the hunt a successful one. Our leaders and superiors expected us to go on longer and more difficult hunts and we showed them that we were able to fulfill their expectations. On entering as Junicrs, we felt our distincticn for no longer were we the underclass hunters and we determined to live up to cur name. The year Miss Aikin led the onslaught and our previous success the first two years only made us keener to do gbetter. At the end cf this year we felt that we had triumphed greatly over the previous years. It was during this year that we gave our Junicr lfrcm and we were proud of our efforts for it was considered the best that had ever been given. When our last hunt came we felt a few pan-gs at the thought of hunting in our beloved forest for the last time. Miss Turnley was ready to lead us and we started determined to make this the biggest and best year yet. We tried to do our very best for this would be the last chance we would have to show our loyalty to C. H. S. We entered into all the hunts, both large and small, with more enthusiasm than ever and continued with this spirit throughout the year. And now the last hunt is ended we regretfully leave our happy hunting grounds and seek more distant and greater forests. We can never forget our experience at C. H. S. as hunters and we feel that the knowledge gained there will help us in all our hunts throughout life.

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CT-'wx jx !! J f Z 'Qck 'ff X - 'Ss . ' High Schoo 1 Pep VUL, XXIV Ulatskanie High School. Clatskanle, Oregon NO. 43 ENTODIOLOGIST FAMOUS 'POSITION WORLIY RECORD RETURNS ACCEPTED mzolu-:N Professor Fluhrer, ento- muloglst, has just returned from a very fruitful trip to Iceland. The most import- ant specimen he found was the Refrigerator Bug. It is said to be the only bug with digits at the extreme end of one leg. Professor F I u h r e r had some difficulty ln transport- ing lt, since it had to be sprinkled with paprika every t--n minutes to keep it alive. This specimen is now on Pxlnibitiilll on his lawn: the admission charge is fifty cents. CLASSIFIED ADS Make reservations for 1947 instruction at the Black Bottom Institution, Quincy, South America. F. J. GEARY, Prop. WANTED -- Plush brakes for his Lizzy.-Henry Nie- mala. WANTED-Fur-lined coat to be worn on trlp to Mex- ico this summer.-Linnea Erickson. Xl ANTED-A nose for the library statue of Abraham Lincoln. WANTIGIJ--17 yards of red eambric and 2 dozen extra large white pearl buttons. l'all 55125 521, 2693 267. The famous Country Gen- tleman route has been taken over by Lynda Seppala, who now makes the much looked- forward-to annual visit to C. H. S. Mr. Higgins very reluct- antly gave up his position for he will miss the smiling happy faces of welcome of the boys and girls, espec- ially the girls. The f o r in e r classmates wish her joy and success. AUTHOR-ARTIST T0 LECTURE Adding more laurels to her fame, Phyllis Jenks has be- come a prominent lecturer on the r e no w n e d Shee- Talker circuit. She will make her debut at the Ingils Hall tonight: the audience will be enlightened on the age-old subject of Why Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. FOR SALE-Strict Assem- bly supervision.-W. W. Kelty. , WANTED - Polka-dot tie for Commeneement.elDonald Fluhrer. WVANTED-One gallon of gasoline for percolator.- I.. A. WVileox. WAN'l'EDfSnme arms for L X statues of Venus de Mll0.- I'arl White. Nell Anderson, the only woman motorcycle racer. broke all former records when she made nn average of 199.9 miles an hour for fifty miles. She attributes this wonderful achievement to her trainer, whom she met during the latter Ent of her Senior year at C. . S. CUPID CONQUERS The dramatic elopement of Hazel Inman and Robert Culbertson resulted in the nuptials being performed on the top of the smokestack of the Long-Bell mill at Longview, Wash. They are planning to bnlld a little cuckoo nest on the real es- tate which was presented to them for their bravery by the Long-'Bell company. WANTED - Someone to take the blame. - Genevieve Hautala. WANTED-Peace and soll- tude not to be disturbed by the masculine sex.- Ellen Sirnio. Beware of invasion of chicken coops by Knowlton Hall. Peon pants and plus fours are at last in vogue at C. H. S. WA NTED-Seniors to com- pare with those of 1927.