Classical High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Springfield, MA)

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aan Promlyecy CONFUCIUS SAY: In great far-eastern city, who call itself Tokyo, there will be many moons hence production of famous early—American play Gaze Back into Celestiana While Hysterical To Cause Great Pandemonium, with venerable cast of Carol From First Hello to Last Sayonara Shelasky, Stephen How many feet?.... Eighty feet? Shapiro, Mickey Will you wear my ring and go steady?....cops, my finger. Posnick, and many others who will still be resting from first performance and still be attending Carousel parties at home of Hostest With Mostest™ Tammy Posnick, where all Chocolate Cookies will always gather led by their indispensable Chief Chunk o!' Chocolate, Bill Viets and enter- tained by Pete Arvanitis, that well-known .... that famous ... . drummer? Side attraction will be one-time great production manager Handy Andy selling candy. World newspaper, Rancid Recorder, will have as honorable co-editors Susan That's Just a Make- Believe Deadline Lysik and Dave It's a Typing Error, Doc. Honest? Glass. Worthy co-sweepers of cell 208 will be “excru- ciating, prodigiously callow Joan Sack and No, my horse can't play the piano! Beth Taft. While working, girls will be entertained by Manny Smith and Barry Askinas doing impossible math problems to the tune of Sally Heggie and her dancing Geisha Girls, Bubbling Bemarkt, Deede Cunliffe, Ma-ree Creanza, Pol-li Couri, Saucy Sullivan, Exciting Ericksburg. Lynn Lovejoy and Judy Adam will not spend rest of honorable lives getting A's in chemistry. Instead they will be in charge of guarding world's card supply from bridge addicts Sandy Robbins, Manny Smith, Selma Brown, Dave Silber- mann, and David Tasgal. In the meantime, Bonnie Reiman will be out selling American tea to Chinese. The future Wayne Marion is certain to be awarding Seals of Approval while honorable Steve Silverman, Steve Hurd and Don Rosati write Throw him a fish! in colored chalk on venerable Cartesian co-ordinates. The people's choice for Secretary of State will no doubt be Lovable Landis with Swinging Sue Grodin contributing amusing bits of .ecoeee. contributing........and her Inklet observations. However, people will not choose Ol Lov again as he will spend most of time on tennis court brying to regain former glory from world champ, Jeff Tillman. Brin'More Best, in charge of Income Tax, will have tough time trying to collect from Shady Scheer and Wild Will Welch, motorious evaders - of everything. In entertainment field will be Gary Fialky, venerable funny—ha-ha-man, making good-will tour of Japan with Jerry Lewis. Also will be circus with strong 20

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CXXXVI. CXXXVITI. CXXXVIII. CXXXIX. CXL. CXLI. CXLII. CXLIII. CXLIV. CXLV. CXLVI. CXLVII. CXLVIII. (Sty Bon: Bangl) Mer Tom O'Brien, Patrick O'Connor, Brian O'Neil, Nancy O'Brien, Kathy O'Nell, and Maureen O'Sullivan leave for a trip to Israel. Mickey Posnick, Mare Gurvitch, and Barry Askinas leave on a trip. The class of '60 leave Mr. Oliver as an oxygenarian. Polly Couri leaves the perils of G. A. A. to next year's lucky president. Louise Murray leaves her poet's laurels to Jeff Helfont. The Class of '60 leaves the freshmen alone. The Recorder Staff leaves the school their million dream. Louise Cohen, Nancy Kornetsky, Veta LaMelle, Marilyn Brown, Karen Kaufman, and Marlene Zaitshik leave Suddenly Last Sumrer to next year's intellects. The Class of '60 leave Mr. Hatch his Gilette blues. Sally Heggie, Marie Creanza, Kathy Sullivan, Barbara Bemarat, Dianne Cunliffe, Barbara Ericksburg and Polly Covri leave their slumber parties to next year's lucky squad. The Class of '60 leaves Miss Cornell a handful of rice. Sue Curran leaves the I1.R.C. gavel in two pieces. In closing, the Class of '60 leaves Classical High School, well deserving the title of The Best School In The Solar System. Shug Agikiae ed | in, Meee 19 O14 east ON eee

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man Steve Weissman and pop-corn vendor Joel Jacobson. Famous Chinese-Italian restaurant will be run by honorable Jerry Sibilia, companion Gary Crawford, and former pitcher for Fujiama Red Sox, John Wholley. SUE ANSARA, after a brilliant and profitable career as a Japanese coolie, will spend her millions establishing a school to teach the Japanese French, Sue will first try her hand at learning the Japanese language, while one of her honorable companions, Ferne Roberts, diligently checks and corrects thousands of little buck teeth, and Myrna Small, made their patron saint by the Japanese Parliament, passes out honorable Jello. These girls will be quite safe in the Japanese Republic of the Kingdom of Boy's Patrol, established by King Kong Hulton, the premieristic, presidential emperor, and his worthy associates, Dee Merit Winiarski, General of the Republic's army, Barry Never-on-his-post Lynes, Captain of the King's Guards, Gary Is this one- thirty-second of a sixty-fourth of an inch fine, Dr. W? Baylor, Royal window opener, Arlan Haberdashery Goss, Royal clothier, and Dave “May I borrow your French? Bresler, Secretary of Foreign affairs, which will concern mostly dealings with a small colony of Polynesian Amazons, set up by Queenie Bee Bobbie Izenstein. Michele King will act as the court musician for the maids, specializing in playing all kinds of oriental cellos, and will serve as the queen's personal Poison Brewer (She'll be excellent because of her A's in Chem- istry.), and Merna Smith, who will be court Abacus-reader (her special training in Math 4s will come in handy here). GILBERT SALK will continue to try to pass himself off as a living human being, making the rounds of the Japanese night spots, with the help of his trainer and manager, Mandarin Christopher Sorenson. The couple will be called to make a special a special appearance at the magnifi- cent pagoda of Madame Dotty Yarmitsky, whose night festivsls will make Elsa Maxwell's get-togethers look like family breakfast among sick chickens. During the day, Dotty will, just for her own enjoyment, act as personal secre- tary to the future world famous detective who will solve his cases by use of advanced calculus and analytical geometry, C. Manny Smith Chan. ELAINE STEINBERG'S famous Japman's Japanese Theatre, at which she will often sing as the star heroine in many great Chinese, Japanese, and other orien- tal operas, will resound with the melodious strains of Sin Sitee Sue from Chin Ching Choo, a gala musical. The show will have as its star, Kathy Grady, playing the title role of a Shanghai orphan who finds her Shangri-La in Tokyo. Kathy will have many other brilliant performances to her credit, including the 21