Classical High School - Blue and White Yearbook (Springfield, MA)

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Last Gasp, Arizona--Gayle Gordon, Linda Gordon, and Joan Erickson are joining the Cisco Kid and his Banditos, forming the first version of the ladies' auxiliary. Lucky Strike, California--Gloria Goldband, Jane Goldband, Rita Goldberg, and Hensy Golding have just struck a Bonanza on the Sutter stake Geevr ne | -Inebriation, Nevada--Bill DuPont, Phil Hallahan, Paul Otto and Doug Duvall are opening a saloon with Jim Heggie as Bar- keep. They have hired Pat Caplan, Elaine Pevzner, Carol Riner, Bunny Kimball, Myra Cohn, Linda Smith, and Helen Plots as Chorus girls. Polygon, Texas--Archie Strong has recently completed the construc-— tion of his Bar Cube Ranch. Special feature is the pasture which is shaped in the form of an isosceles triangle. Cowhands will be James Seribner, James Shea, Edward Wells, Joseph Murphy, James Mutcherson, and Reno Pancotti. Revlon, Arizona--Linda Rogers today introduced a new method of applying eye make-up by the use of cactus needles. Gail Sheldon, Barbara Hatch, and Karen Romanoff were her first customers. Amazonia, Wyoming--Evelyn Babineau and Judi Beltz have in- stituted the first gym in the west. Instructors are Jeanne Ber- trand, Judy Dickinson, Marilyn McNaughton, and Helga Rath. Eons Gite ‘Womrfreob 7000 Rif (tke

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Las Vegas--Notorious gambler Ed Radding today was surprised to learn that he had won Marlene Coren from casino owner Mike Ratner. Honeymoon Haven, Texas--A recent event out at the Brittain- Merrill ranch was a barn-raising. Attending were many couples of the vicinity, including the former Linda Dumas and Lorraine Denault with their husbands. Unfortunately, the party was slightly dampened when the barn mysteriously came crashing down. It was later discovered that Michael Spencer, James Baker, and James Coylethad been using the barn for an experiment with a new species of termite. Salt Lake City, Utah--Paul Serra was recently driven out of Salt Lake City because of his unorthodox views on marriage. Said Serra: Monogamy for me! Kansas City--Noted rabble-rouser, Yale Kablotsky, when in- terviewed by Kansas City Corn Crib columnist Rahel Gottschalk, announced that he would run for mayor on a prohibition platform. Kablotsky was later lynched by irate townspeople, led by Harry Elliot. Tijuana, Mexico--Barry Webster, Arthur Goyette and Marvin Kaye have been discovered shipoing Tequilla, disguised as barrels Ofesea.t pork, through the Santa Fey Trail. Receiving and dis-— tributing it in St. Louis were Marlene Mackler, Nancy Westerman, and Narleen Hisner. Houston, Texas-—-Richard Ouellette, Linda Burnham, Louise MeCabe, Bernice Conlon, and Maurice Tierney are allegedly plan- ning to start the west's first symphony orchestra here. A local resident, Jack Levin, whose guitar-playing would be threatened by such culture, is wearing both his guns around town these days. Kodak, Wyoming--Jim Coffey, the Matthew Brady of the west, meeselling pictures in De Soto. His models included Janice Barber, Phyllis Janik, Adrianne Perry, Elaine Podell, and Marlene Pellett. Death Valley--Joe Latta will open an El Rancho here soon. Employed will be Judy Olinstead as treasurer, and Linda Sherman and Eve Silberstein as head waitresses. Desperation, Texas--Tom Fratar, Wayne O'Leary, Harvey Perl- man, and George O'Brien, have finally struck it rich at the Last Chance mine. Ay-uh, knew it were there all the time, said Fratar, scratching his beard. Ambush, Wyoming--Sakalong Sakellis, Richard Have Gun Will Travel Levy, Shot-Gun Suith, Drop-'em Dragone, and Bring ‘em back Alive Crump have just stampeded a herd of Tech Tigers over eecli tt,

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