Clarksburg High School - Chanticleer Yearbook (Clarksburg, OH)

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U UQ- Hlhat the duece are you doing down there in the cellar?U asked the puzzled rooster. Hwell, if it's any of your ousiness,H replied the hen, HI'm laying in a supply of coal.H J' Q .. . Miss Peecher: H7here in this poem is there a change in the atmosphere?H Frances Kearns: Hln the fourth part, where it begins to ra1n.u QP Nl JI. L 76 7C lx A ex Bernard Ater: HTime me around the track Mr. Green.H Hr. Green: HSure, wait until I get my calendar.N ee ee ee as as Harold Mace: HI wonder why it is that people always refer to a canoe as 'she?'H Jack Minser: nEvidently you never tried to guide one JL Jf. 'L JL ik n n Tx n .t Mr. Timmons: CTO Joe who is working a problemj HChange your feet into inches.H Joe Ater: uOh, how I wish I could.N 'L A' :L 'L if in f-. n 7x if Nell Martin: HI wonder why women pay more attention to beauty than they do to brains?H June -Faye:' HBecause no matter how stupid a man is, he is seldom blind.H SG 55 v 1 New Version HThey laughed at me when I sat down at the piano--I had for- gotten to bring the stool.H . 5' we 1: vc v Genius Being told to write an essay on the mule, a small boy turned in to his teacher the following effort: HThe mewl is a hard- ier bird than the guse or turkie. It has two legs to walk with, two more to kick with, and wears its wings on the side of its head. It is stubbornly backward about going forward.H v J. Ji W . 'L 7n' 1-. .x 7x 7x Not Particular Porter: HThis train goes to Buffalo and points East.H Mary Ann Driapsa: HYell I want a train that goes to Syracuse and I don't care which way it points.H

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-51- C3UWCKlE nAh, let me drink my fill of the exqul beauties of this starry nightln Joan Graham: S site Paul Willis: WOQK. There's both the Big Dipper and Little Dipper.H M wie M N M 1 Angry Father: 'Why were you kissing my daughter in a dark corner last night?U Don Harmount: nNow that I've seen her in the daylight I wonder myse1f.U , , . M M M 4 a N . The Eyes Have It! Some of our novelists seem not to care what they do with their characters eyes. For instance: HHer eyes roamed carelessly 'round the room.U HWith her eyes she riveted him to the spot.n UHe tore his eyes from her face and they fell on the letteh at her feet.H V , nTheir eyes met for a long, breathless moment, and swam together.n . A . . M m s e a e , Miss Peecher: HI have wentg that is wrong, isn't it?H Bert Dawson: NYes, maJam.U Miss Peecher: NWhy is it wrong?V y Bert Dawson: -nBecause youLain't.went yit.n w w 4 w N 4 Miss Wissler: NAre you the same teacher who ate my cookies . yesterday?N Mr. Reigger: Cmournfullyl. UNO, ma'am. - same teacher again.N 5665-31-3646-36 it's,morning?H Margery Adams: UHow do you know when Melissa Jobe: UI don't knowan Margery Adams: Hlt dawns upon you.N I'll neyer he the

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-55- Robert Anderson, l955: NMy firm has just engaged ten nothing but pump water to dam our business is so large.N UThat's nothing. Our business is so larg head bookkeeper has to go by car from de in his cash book.H Gene Friar: 96 92 6? 95 99 Jennie Mae Weidinger: HHow do you spell 'sense'?H Anna Louise Bryant: HDollars and cents or horse sense Jennie Mae: Hwell, like in 'I ain't seen him sense.'H 66 65 9? iv 45 Eloquent New Acquaintance: NI suppose your home-town is one of places where everyone goes down to train.H Grant McDonald: Hwhat tnainiu .SL V. il -- -, A 7x n 1-. n Mr. Green: HFor what were the Phoenicians famous?H Dorothy Garrison: HBlinds.N V. 'L '. JL JL 7x Ts as n A Clerk in bookstore: UThis Latin book will do half you you.H ' Bobby Hamman: NFine, I'll take two.n V JL JC ll 'L Tu' n n Wx 7x I At Least it Rhymes In a Latin quiz the students were called upon to give translation of the verse below: Hlsabili. Heres ago, Fortibus es in aro. Noces, Mari, Thebi trux Vatis in em pax a dux.H After much effort Donald Mossbarger came forth with t It is not surprising that Mr. Timmons read it to the NI say, Billie, here's a go, Forty busses in a row.H ' NNo,N says Mary, Hthey be trucks.H- Hvhat is in 'em?H WPaoks o' duoKs.U af yi xr- -5.5 L 74' .. vt it it Miss Peeoher: Hvarren, are you copying Jane's paper?U Warren Martin: NNo ma'am. I'm just verifying the fac ' on mine.H men to do pen stamps, e that the bit to credit Q11 those meet the r work for a written he following. class: ts I have