Clarksburg High School - Chanticleer Yearbook (Clarksburg, OH)

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22 CLARKSBURG HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL Some observer of matrimonial bliss presented this one: Hubby Cin great ragej-Who told you to put that paper up there? Paperhanger--Your wife. - Hubby Qmeeklyj-Pretty, isn't it? Here is Oather Skinner's favorite: A sign on a store read A. Skinner, general merchandise. -A customer asked why the sign was abbreviated. Because , replied the owner, my whole name would be worse. It's Adamf' Mr. Lotz Cafter explaining the intelligence of dumb animalsj--Allen, what animal ranks next to man in intelligence? OHS and Allen Tootle, after serious thought--A woman, I suppose. Miss Bullock-Irene, who is your favorite author? Irene Morris-My father. Miss Bullock-VVhy, what did he write? Irene-Checks. The way to be happy is to have an intense sense of humor and a humor- sense of the intense. Miss Bullock-Do you know the difference between a bird with one wing a bird with two wings? Porter Mumford-Why, In guess it must be just a difference of a pinion. Here we draw the curtain. Continued next year.

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CLARKSBURG HIGHISCHOOL ANNUAL I0 r-A lm ' i - W ' ' ' ' Z! jokes were presented hy the students for publication. An upper class- I N the hurry and seriousness of the closing days of school only a f 3 man declares that a Freshman rushed into the lihrary and called out, I want the life of Caesaru. to which the lihrarian quietly replied, Sorry., but Brutus heat you to it. llut how is this for a junior ?- Teacher- Name a good summer resort along the Atlantic Coast. Junior- Rex Beach.

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CLARKSBURG HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL ALMA MATER Melody: Go Bring the VVagon Home, john Where friendship's bonds grow deepest As youthful years speed on, We'll join in happy melody Ere high school days are gone- To sing our deep alfection, O Clarksburg High, to thee, Revered for truth and virtue bold Thy name shall ever be. O Clarksburg High we love thee In frolic, fun, and fray, Triumphant colors e'er will be The scarlet and the gray, Thy mem'ries dear will linger As swift the years roll by, We'll sing our fondest praise to thee Forever, Clarksburg High. COMMENCEMENT Melody: Laddie and Lassie. CEtude, August, 19241 O Clarksburg, fair Clarksburg, how oft will we ponder The ties that have bound us in years swift gone by. Our footsteps will falter wherever we wander- Turn back to the threshold of old Clarksburg High. Oh how fond the mem'ries that ever will lingerg Deep wrapped in true friendship their freshness will lie. May the years their choicest rich blessings e'er bring her Protect her in virtue, our fair Clarksburg High. - 'BACCALAUREATE Melody: Minuet in G Where the tides of memory's mystic sea Deep and vast, meet the past- There we all will wander far away In the light of childhood's happy day. And the joys and hopes of other years We shall see, fresh and freeg And the thoughts of blissful days gone by Will dim the eye, Clarksburg High. Years so swiftly have flown Filled with mirth and joyous laughter' Days of youth, hope and truth, Spent in Alma Mater, fair, our own- 7 May the lessons we have learned of thee Guide our way, day by day: May each memory hold us with ,its power Strong in virtue to life's closing hour. Heaven's blessing we beseech for thee From above, school we love- Memory's golden chain will bind us true, As years go by, to Clarksburg High.