Clarksburg High School - Chanticleer Yearbook (Clarksburg, OH)

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CLARKSBURG HIGHISCHOOL ANNUAL I0 r-A lm ' i - W ' ' ' ' Z! jokes were presented hy the students for publication. An upper class- I N the hurry and seriousness of the closing days of school only a f 3 man declares that a Freshman rushed into the lihrary and called out, I want the life of Caesaru. to which the lihrarian quietly replied, Sorry., but Brutus heat you to it. llut how is this for a junior ?- Teacher- Name a good summer resort along the Atlantic Coast. Junior- Rex Beach.

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CLARKSBURG HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL

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22 CLARKSBURG HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL Some observer of matrimonial bliss presented this one: Hubby Cin great ragej-Who told you to put that paper up there? Paperhanger--Your wife. - Hubby Qmeeklyj-Pretty, isn't it? Here is Oather Skinner's favorite: A sign on a store read A. Skinner, general merchandise. -A customer asked why the sign was abbreviated. Because , replied the owner, my whole name would be worse. It's Adamf' Mr. Lotz Cafter explaining the intelligence of dumb animalsj--Allen, what animal ranks next to man in intelligence? OHS and Allen Tootle, after serious thought--A woman, I suppose. Miss Bullock-Irene, who is your favorite author? Irene Morris-My father. Miss Bullock-VVhy, what did he write? Irene-Checks. The way to be happy is to have an intense sense of humor and a humor- sense of the intense. Miss Bullock-Do you know the difference between a bird with one wing a bird with two wings? Porter Mumford-Why, In guess it must be just a difference of a pinion. Here we draw the curtain. Continued next year.