Clarks High School - Bomber Yearbook (Clarks, NE)

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Say, who is that lass in the nifty mink stole? Why itTs Lois Toline, she is now Mrs. Kohl. They’ve worked and they've saved how their bank roll has grown, They now have a gravel pit all of their own. And here's a psychiatrist we don't know him, But who's this on the couch? Why yes it's poor Jim. Mr. Sterup, said doc just lie back and relax, Tell me all about it and we'll get the facts. Said Jim, I don't know it all started I guess when I entered the portals of old C.H.S. And thus ends our story some fiction, some true, And with this thought in mind we will bid you adieu. Senior Class Will We the Senior Class of 1960 do hereby will; To the Junior Class: our ability to convince the school board that it is altogether fitting and proper for us to go out-of-state on Sneak Day; providing they don't get any wise ideas about going to Hawaii. To the Sophomores: we will our ability to keep the same sponsor all four years; providing they keep Mr. Petitt at least three and providing they behave well so that he won't attain anymore gray hairs than Mr. Sterup has from us. • To the Freshmen: we will our ability to be the nicest, neatest, and best class in high school providing they don't become conceited. To our dearly beloved sponsor: Mr. Sterup, we will a four-year supply of tranquilizers because we know that he will put them to good use if he ever has to sponsor another class anything like us. I, Annette Pehrson, do hereby will my ability to get along so well with all members of the opposite sex, to Alice Prososki, providing she gets most flirtatious on the Personality Poll. I, RonUrkoski, do hereby will my Pepsodent Smile to Mr. Strickland providing he doesn't forget himself and lose his dignity. I, Mary Cathryn Lahowetz do hereby will my talent as a bass drum player to Elaine Biolas, providing she carries it back and forth to school every day—practice makes perfect you know. I, Ralph Jilg, do hereby will my ability to break my glasses while participating in athletics to Dale Morris, providing he doesn't break over 50 pairs. I, Lois Ann Toline, do hereby will my ability to get along so well with Larry Kohl to Twyla Church, providing she doesn't give me any competition. I, Gary Morris, do hereby will my ability to date so many girls from the surrounding towns to Larry Miller, providing she doesn't give me any competition. I, Lynda Clark, do hereby will my ability to come to school with scars on my neck to Linda Schott, providing Dwight Strobel isn't responsible for them. I, Camille Kaminsky, do hereby will my talents as a musician to Jim Wruble providing he doesn't spend too much time practicing. I, Dennis Spires do hereby will my ability to study in study halls to Richard Fredrichson, providing he changes his ways. If Maurice Lindgreen do hereby will my privileges as a school board member's son to Leslie Beck providing he becomes one in the next three years. I, Jerry Cahill will my ability to complete high school in four years to Jean Pierce, providing he hustles. I, Marvin Brockman do hereby will my High School Harry Pipes to Larry Miller providing he gets a vehicle to put them on. I, AndyDushdo hereby will my ability to go to dances and intermission all night, to Alan Peck, provid- ing he doesn't drink. I, Florence Urkoski, do hereby will my homecoming crown to some lucky Junior girl providing she is as surprised as I was. I, Jack Neel do hereby will my size to Jerry Zelanzy providing he takes Vern Gagne Geri-Speed. I, Dale Hannappel do hereby will my ability to argue with members of the faculty to Eugene Boryca providing he is always right—like I was. I, Tom Sweet do hereby will my smarts to Clifford Colbert, providing he doesn't become a second Einstein. I, Louis Brunken, will my ability to pass tests without cheating to the Sophomore boys. I, Leland Peirce, do hereby will my size to Jerry Zelanzy providing he takes Vern Gagne Geri-Speed.

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Our friend Andy Dush who was always quite witty, Is being called in by the rackets committee. We hear poor old Andy has plenty of woes, He writes all the questions for rigged TV shows. Mary Cathryn Lahowetz is now in the WACS, She's absorbed in her work there and these are the facts. She checks up on Clarence it's as fine as can be, Cause she's now a captain, he's still P. F. C. Dale Hannappel always was one for romance, He went into TV and got his big chance. If you like the cowboys you won't have to gripe. He's featured in westerns the tall silent type. Maurice Lindgreen's now known as Maurice the Moose. He wrestles all comers and fast cooks their goose. He draws quite a crowd on those wrestling nights, The girls just love Maurice in dainty pink tights. Blonde Annette Pehrson, that shy little girl, Is now Mrs. Branting and in a mad whirl. It seems that her housework and chores never ends, She has thirteen children, there're four sets of twins. That sharp-witted lad, named Leland Pierce, Has accomplished his purpose with a zeal that is fierce. He’s now a professor at Harvard you see, And has recently gotten his doctor's degree. A marriage consultant is this Jack Neel, In this special field he's become quite a wheel. He counsels each couple and soothes tangled lives, Experience speaking poor Jacks' had six wives. That pert Mrs. Johnson, Camille Kaminsky, Is now a proud housewife as content as can be. She worships her husband and proves it this way, By serving burnt offerings three times a day. Ralph Jilg greatest talent has no limitations, He makes all the fairs doing bird imitations. It’s easy said Ralph, just too funny for words, Why everyone always said I'm for the birds. That famous ventriloquist named Gary Morris, Has run through his fabulous repertoire for us. Amid much applause he took ten curtain calls, My secret? says Gary, I work with real dolls. Florence Urkoski, that famed private eye, Has been reprimanded by our F.B.I. With the blunder she made they thought best to remove her, Cause the first guy she nabbed was named J. Edgar Hoover. Watch out, out there is Tom Sweets loud cry, And through those big doors you can see bodies fly. Please tell us we ask do you like your work son? You see Tom is a bouncer at Club 21. Now there's Dennis Spires dressed up in new togs, We hear he now runs a school to train dogs. But why the long face, he looks sad as can be, It seems all the dogs are now smarter than he. Ronald Urkoski, a musician born Has just replaced Lawerence Welk's Myron Florn. He worked and he practiced year after year, But finally he has it his glorious career.

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12. A. Pehrson 13. J. Cahill 14. M. Brockmann 15. R. Urkoski 16. D. Hannappel 17. L. Clark 18. D. Spires 19. C. Kaminsky 1. J. Neel 2. M. Lahowetz 3. F. Urkoski 4. A. Dush 5. M. Lindgreen 6. T. Sweet 7. L. Toline 8. G. Morris 9. R. Jilg 10. L. Brunken Sponsored By FULLERTON NATIONAL BANK-Member of F.D.I.C.-Fullerton. Nebraska