Clark University - Pasticcio Yearbook (Worcester, MA)

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To all aspiring embryonic parsons Our versatile Gordon Price Offers Congressionally-attested advice- Life Begins at 4-D, or, Hell, too, Has Its Arsonsf' One Well-appellated Scarlet organ, That red nucleus of student opinion- To the Philistine Camp, from that newsome twosome Larry Fox and Eleanor Barriere. To Chicago's Bug House Square- Arthur Yagjian's 99 and 44,fl0O per cent guaranteed To agitate soap box. To a Coed Who'll fill the typical bill. We leave a throne vacated by Lil. Lilting linguistic, Nancy Rodier, Protege of Dr. Dougherty. Abdicates in favor of Miss Lacouture. We could give you the Bird, but We Want her. For another Carol, som heter Yohnson ' Our Carol exits a presidency, And a precedent, too-four mosts well-Won. To the garrulous and the short of it. Uur Ritas dedicate a hit- Words, Words, and Higher Heels. Special problems can be a snarl You biologists may have them-with love from Harry Orr Carl. To whom can take it on the chin- Your scribe's capacity for balancing chairs. And speaking of chairs, all join in: Three chairs for Clark Universite-e-ee-el 3 By the name of l24l

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OE THE CLASS OP 1944 BY ARDEN ALMQUIST Whereas we. the class of I944, being of 4-E or enskirted body. and l-A or never mind, And, whereas we are possessed of certain accretions and bequeathments received in kind: We do reluctantly and under duress Cand I didn't say Sumnerj rescind All previous il- and legal documents And similar Senior accoutrements, Subject to Little regulations That accrue whenever durations Enlarge the scope of University board disputation: To Wit Cand I don't mean our gym coachj : We hereby make bequest llVlay God his soul restlj One bekerosened parasitized cockroach to Dr. Potter. One Resnick-geschrieben thesis Good for a Ph.D.- I-Iow Not to Get 'Essential' Releases, Or, Thirty-eight Steps to the Army, Or, A Duration Survey of American Medical Schools - To any pre-med who doubts Uncle rules. n One mustache strainer to CUPS, Which, in its downs and ups. Has proved to everyone's content That Illy-management can be good management. One Dust Bowl. and a map of the War To Harvey, friend and janitor. One lately-acquired Union Room davenport To any future Sleeper. Murray or sad: And to Dr. Nunnemacher. just the port- If it's to be had. I23I

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