Clark University - Pasticcio Yearbook (Worcester, MA)

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4 , 4,557 , I I C L A H K P A S 'I' I C C I O l 9 2 6 I W MA... , .. .. ,. W.. ,,,, - AAA., W , ..,,., -- ,www WW, ,,, .-.A bil THE GREAT RACE N Nt There was Stetson in the one seat, And he stroked a mighty oar, N Snujy came behind him ' As chesty as aboar. , Number three was' Graf's place . He rowed with finished grace. . Yank was in the center 'Yi He too was in the race. I ' - U XII The hard luck place was number five b They gave that one to Si 'a He sure could sweep the water -I He'd row until he'd die. Phil Plumb was number seven 'Yj ' He was happy, set and bent Well, why the -1- shouldn't he be 'gi Nl He had paid his rent. N Bob Nafe was at the bow place qt ' And he was set to go. , The crowd was on their feeet now if .' The boys were set to row. , F The coxswain was 'Tom Gannon 9' And he didn't mean to lose 'A' He had just been down to Patsy's V Q, And he was full of -. .1 . J Oh! the race was short and snappy 2. And the victor was not Clark For the Dean found all ineligible hr At the half-mile mark. ' Yank and Graf threw up their oars Q, And the cry went up, We lose? - Let's throw the -- race boys, F And row in Patsy's booze. Q, J. Y. S. ' . -f lb i I 2. 'J . ' ' ff 9. 'ft I g , I I w ax ' esweiwwrfavwaav egn aswwfasw uw auwrr A55 ,ir H441

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I ly .fer ,az N ff. ,,,. ,Q ,ff ,ff uf' ,ff has ,,... ,L - ,JJ I., ,,,. , ' 25' ,Ar jf ,Le ,LA ,f' fm AA -LL far 5: 44: -4: -it 5 AA: -4. 1 lx it ,I L' I, .X R lx I' A S 'I' I Q' L' l U - I I1 7 6 I, iw XI 'W' 'W ' ' ' ' W W' 'i' ' ' ' 'I IJ .XI BEING THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT i OF THE ,w CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED TWENTY-SIX I ld rl N We, the members of the Class of Nineteen Hundred Twenty-six, being 1-it of sound and sober mind, being conscious and in fair and right justice do hereby will and bequeath to the Class of Nineteen Hundred Twenty-seven Qu and others the following property, both real and personal: ' 1. The feminine charms and enchantments of Irving Storer and Theo- Q, dore Nicol, not to be used too promiscuously and to be held in store and used pi only if their comrade Emmett Morrill becomes of the stronger sex. I, 2. The knowledge both literary and poetical of Thomas C. Gannon to fl the pretentious pen-wielders of the Clark Monthly, remembering at the same it time that advertisements enrich the treasury and poetry only enriches. il 3. The contributions made to the Spanish language by one Yank Sachs li to those unfortunates of your class who are blessed with being born in 'Rx America and must become foreign. Y.-Q 4. The agile ability of Chet Tarlov to wield the tennis racket so 'YK that you may be able to conquer the students of ball fame. It 5. The athletic prowess of Edwin Higginbottom to be held in trust by you and to be given to Ray Shanahan when he becomes of age. ll 6. The royal chariot of Clifford GrifHth to be held until Fall and then TM given in exchange to Dr. Charles Brooks for his 1906 model racing bicycle. I 7. The cigar butts of Willie Boyden to Dr. Homer P. Little to be pre- ii served as exemplary fossils of the Mesozoic era. I 8. The kollege kut overcoat of David Lamb to Shorty Diburro to iq cover the old steed as he buggy rides from Lawrence to South Main. lil 9. The pearl gray rubber-soled dancing shoes of Theodore Dumas to iq Randolph Forsberg to be used in Charlestoning at the next Junior Prom. Xl 10. The waving mane of John Tashjian to be auctioned publicly on 54 the City Hall steps, the proceeds of which will swell the depleted fund for RX the Home for Aged Chorus Girls. gl ll. The purple suit of James Springs to be presented to Holy Cross as Y a Htting jacket for their Purple Patcher. - Q, 12. The twenty pairs of golf stockings and one suit of Clark Stetson's I to Richard Dow to further his courting in the library. I, 13. The old Rope Pull rope to Philip Plumb and Irving Kraemer who Il shall use it in hanging Festus Amsden. il 14. To Gryphon, the Constitution of the Clark Student'Body, all our I cut and liquor warnings, and Bill Shakespeare's treatise on Work Will 5 Never Kill You . 'lg Signed b CLASS or NINETEEN HUNDRED TWENTY-six ily CLARK UNIVERSITY, WORCESTER, Mxss. ,N , i ilk ' ' v' ff' 'vf' Y' -r' -f' 7' Y' V' W' -f' --' 4' -,f' t i I1431 Q

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