Clarion University of Pennsylvania - Sequelle Yearbook (Clarion, PA)

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Dear Mom And Dad ife in the dorm is . . . different. After you left and I finished moving in, I found out that my roommate is an avid collector. That ' s right, my rommmate collects machetes. The doctor said I was lucky I only needed 20 stitches. You ' ll be getting the bill. Other than that, everything is fine. I went to do my laundry for the first time a few days ago. The funniest thing happened! When I came back to the laundry room to put my clothes in the dryer, I found no clothes to put in! Either they got sto- len, or the machine shredded them into such tiny pieces that they rinsed right through those little holes inside. I opted for the latter. So I did the only logical thing. I went downtown and bought myself a whole new wardrobe. You ' ll be getting the bill. Guess what? The food at Chan- dler is, well, kind of . . . caustic. See, I went to lunch the other day and got tomato soup. As I placed the bowl on the table, some of the soup splashed onto my brand new books. Lo and behold, the soup ate right through them! Boy, this college life sure takes some getting used to! Oh yeah, I had to get all new books, and you ' ll be getting the bill. All in all, I ' m having a great time and am adjusting well. I ' ll be writing again soon— bet you can ' t wait! ! miss you very much! Love, P.S.: Send money! Your College Student -Sue Folmer 18 Lifestyles

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Chris Bradley Kevin Spark Gayle Alderfer and Allen Angel! test for ttiem- An old legend states ttiat a gtiost haunts the Chapel. selves the superstitions surrounding the Kissing Bench. Did You Know These? Specialties Chrl Bradley A Clarion student is dwarted by the grasshopper statue on campus. Chris Bradley Internotionol Orange, better known as the praying mantis, was cut down in People ' s Park on Feb. 19, 1986. Are the sculptures art? Can a bench bring eternal bliss? Is the Chapel haunted? No one knows for sure, but all three legends do make Clarion just a bit more interesting. -Mike McKinney 17

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Chris Bradley Lynne Fye and roommates spend a spring afternoon in their backyard playing volleyball. One of Clarion ' s beauties finds time to chat on the phone during a study break This is a typical off-campus bedroom! Chris Bradley Dear Mom And Dad, (Again) Ed Donovan A typical item in every off-campus fridge is a bottle of beer. — nl oy, this off-campus living is a lot : better then dorm life ever wos! II I con do whatever I v ant, vy henever I want! For example, we had our very first real-life college party this post weekend, and tons of people showed up! It went great — only seven windows got kicked in! Speaking of the party, you ' ll never believe what happened! When we got up the next morning to survey the damage, we found this guy fast asleep on our couch! It seems he can ' t remember where he came from, so he ' s staying with us for a while. You ' d like him. Mom— he ' s great about doing the dishes. His name is Spike . . . We had to take one of our room- mates to the doctor yesterday. You see, her skin was turning this really weird shade of orange. The doctor said he ' d never believed it if he hadn ' t seen it — he said she ' s turning into mac- aroni and cheese! Gotta be honest with you. Mom, I never believed you all these years, but now I know something like this can really happen! Other than that, things are great, classes are boring, and I love you both! I ' ll write again soon. Love, P.S.: Send food! Your off-campus college student -Sue Folmer Lifestyles 19