Clarion University of Pennsylvania - Sequelle Yearbook (Clarion, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 176 of the 1914 volume:

i c M ' i - ■ ' ' t ' r ' -:: ' ! ' ' l ' y. aH {£M|W| j j 2£ Stttl ' H ' nH f 8 6t Carlson Library l )l t r h ( ' S r (| II ( I I (- I ' M I TO JOHN W. 1-. W U.KIXSOX. A. W.. A. M., IV.. lessor ..f Higher Mathematics, This i)luiiie is AtYectimiatelv Dedicated. JOHN V( ' . F. WILKINSON - ' ' V.) I I ii ( ' S r (| u « ' 1 I V MM ( FOR] ' : VORD. In this edition of the Sequellc it has lieen the aim of the ethtijrs to preserve the records of the past year in sucli a way as to pleasantly recall those things likely to lia e grown vague in the course of time and to record the many pleasant events that took place at Clarion during the vear. The Board. li)14 T h ( ' S | noil c H)I I Board of Trustees REPRESENTING THE STOCKHOLDERS. Harrv M. Kimer, Clarion. I ' a Term expires 11)14 Hon. John I ' . Patrick, I larrislmrg. Pa Term exjiires 1914 James A. Haven. M. I).. I ' .rookville. Pa Term expires 1914 Roswell (iardner Yinglint -, ' ilkinsburg. Pa.. 1300 Wond Street Term expires 19 15 li)hn Thnnias Rimer. M. I).. Clarinn, Pa Term expires 191 5 John M. l ' it -gerakl. M. 1).. Clarion, Pa Term expires 1915 Albert G. Corljett. Clarion, Pa Term expires 1916 Fred L. Pinks. Rimersburs. Pa Term expires 1916 Charles W. Bell, Clarion, Pa Term expires 1916 REPRESENTING THE STATE. Samuel K. Clarke, Clarion, Pa Term expires 1914 Francis Joseph Maffett, Clarion. Pa Term expires 1914 Frank L. Harvey, b ' oxburg. Pa Term expires 1914 C. E. Andrews, Jr., Xew Bethlehem, Pa Term expires 1915 Theo. L. Yilson. Clarion. Pa Term expires 1915 C. F. McNutt, Clarion, Pa Term expires 1915 Samuel F. Brush. Clarion. Pa Term expires 1916 William Day ' ilson. Clarion Pa Term expires 1916 John Cibson, Clarion, Pa Term expires 1916 1!)14 r ii ( ' s (| II 1 1 v.ni DR. ANDREW THOMAS SMITH. Near Norristuwn, [Montgomery Count}-, in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, some fcur decades past, there was placed ujjon the records the name of Andrew Thomas Smith. His earliest education was gained in the schools of Norristown, but when thirteen years of age he began to attend a country school. In that school house by the road he received the inspirations which were destined to affect his whole life. His further schooling was gained at M ' est Chester Normal, New York University, Lafayette College, the University of Pennsylvania, in Dr. George Stewart ' s course in philosophy: and the Universitv of Michigan, in the depart- ment of peclagagy, under Dr. ' illiam Payne. An honorary degree was granted him by Lafayette College. In his career as a teacher and an educator. Dr. Smith has worked in the public schools of Montgomery County ; has been principal of the Soldiers Orphan Home at Chester Springs; was professor of pedagogy- in the ' est Chester State Normal School for fourteen and a half vears. during the la t -iexen cars of which time he was vice- nut III r S« ' (| II • I I ( ' IJM I jjrincipal ; and has acted as principal of the Mansfield State N ' Mnnal School for the past fourteen and a half years. Dr. Smith has done an extensive work in pedagogy and philoso])liy, collecting the results of his experience in his lK ok Systematic Methodology, which is widely used in our country and is found in tlie lihraries of foreign lands. His institute work consists of lectures on ■ lulucational Psychology. Child Study. deneral Pedagogy, and Methodology. Wherever he has worked remarkable growtli and prosperity have resulted, and now the Clarion State Xormal School is to reap the harvest of past years of successful experience under his leadership and guidance. The Christian Association work has hecn I)enefited largely by his helpful suggestions and untiring attention. With his assistance the interests of the associations have been made the interests of the whole school rather than the interests of a few. There is no heroic poem in the world l)ut is at bottom a biogra- phy, the life of a man; also it may he said there is n(i life of a man faithfully recorded but is a heroic poem, of its sort, rhymed or un- rhynied. Dr. Smith has made of his course in the History of Edu- cation a story of the great educators vitalized into human beings living a vivid romance. Each hero of an hour has heralded another torch-bearer in the line of march of man ' s enlightenment, swelling the procession of those high-thinking men whose unity of aim and sequence of achievements show a logical advance in procedure through the centuries from Socrates to Horace lann. In concise sketches the elements of each great teacher ' s scheme of education iiave been shown to be a modification of his predecessor ' s plan, reach- !!ig mi-re and more widely the rank and file of people. In manners, refined and dignified; in scholarship, accurate and conscientious ; in thinking, intense and luci l ; in expression, fluent and vivid. Dr. Smith has been a pattern tc his students. His keen interest in this school as a particular expression of our educational system has seemed subservient to his concern for the individual pupil as a friend whose sympathy and cordial smile have in turn served as a solace or reward. As scholar, lecturer, author, educator, and Chris- tian gentleman we shall remember him. Since respect and esteem are the foundation of the most enduring loyalties, our principal may place unc|ualified assurance in the affec- tionate regard and loyal support of the present undergraduates and future alumni bodv. l!)li I ' li ( ' S ( ' (| n ( ' I 1 ( ' 11H4 JOHN BALLENTINE, A. .M., PH. D. WILLIS V. WELCH, K. S. Vice Principal, Latin and Greek Science and Naure Study WALTER R. EGBERT, .W. S. PH Englisli and History of Education J. W. F. WILKINSON, A. B., A. M. Higlier Mathematics 1 )1 1 r li V S ( ' q II ( ' I 1 V VMl ALMA G. RICE, Al. E. Methods of Teaching Principal of Model School ANUKliW S. Till IMSON Psychology and Agriculure l ' M4 r ii c s (| II ( ' 1 1 ( ' 1014 STEWART E. ACOR, M. E. Manual Training Mathematics ANNA M. KLAHR Kindergarten Critic Teacher ADA EVELYN JONES Training School Supervisor SARAH E. NOLIN Domestic Science Nurse IIMI r ii « ' s V i II ( ' I I MM! L. GUV CAKSttN. B. E. Physical Training Athletic Coach LEWIS J. ROIIR Stringed Instruments IKLNi. K. i i . -...LICALD German and French ELSIE K. STAHL.MAN Piano and Voice Director of .Music Department Pape thirtoo:! 1914 r ii ' s ( ' (| II ( 1 1 ♦ ' v.ni JA.MES PhNKS Registrar D. FOREST BOWMAN Assistan Registrar and Clerk CATHERINE .MERCER Stenograplier JOHN ANDREW FAGLEV Engineer Page fourteen FALL H. CU.NNLK Editor-in-Chief LUCY BARTLETT MARGARET ELLIOTT Assistant Editors HERBERT H. LINN BONNIE LAVAN Business Manager Assistant Business Manager 1JH4 r li c S (1 n ' I I ( ' 1!)14 Lucy Bartlett Herliert H. Linn Laura Albert Ethel Woodard Mary Downs, Bancroft Laura Albert Harold Ballentine Ruth Patton Anna Zeliff Anna Tippery Alma G. Rice Staff Editor-in-Chief Paul H. Conner Assistant Editors Margaret Elliott Business Managers Bonnie La ' an Artists (iladys Yentzer Grace Downing Literary Committees History Lucy Bartlett Societies Catherine Dougherty, Franklin Poets Francis Thompson Florence Thompson Music Bonnie LaVan Attiletics Hazel Morrison Dramatics Anna Zeliff Model School Ruth Patton Wit Daisy Mowrey Hayes Shellito Edith Churchley Censors Ada E. Jones ses SENIOR JUNIOR SEN I ORSI I!n4 The SiM|iiel I e llMi Class History In tlie year 1910 a few of i ur lau(la1)le classmates l egan their career at C. S. X. S. Tlie first year was taken U]) in rounding some of the sharp corners of their here-to-fore unpohslied appearances. As freslimen they are scarcely taken into account. The year 191 1 added several more to our jolly Imnch. We were now Sophomores ' and took several minor parts during this year which added to our prestige. Until a Septemlier day in 19 12. Our Class was of little conse- quence to the world. This beautiful autumn day which ushered Juniors in frcm corner and nook changed the entire history of Our Class. and made it a class of vast importance to C. S. X. S. ' e gained our first pojnilaritv when our bovs took upon themselves the honor of putting up Old Glory. Our next notable deed was the Junior Hop. Our colors were carried out in refreshments and programs. The music was excellent and the evening was a distinctive social event. We received much praise for our unique efforts. Last, but not least, was undergoing the State Board. the results of which made us happy and dignified seniors. The following September found all but one of our merry band readv to begin work. We made our first public appearance in the class piav. She Stoops to Conquer. which received much high commenda- tion. Some of the members of the class sold candy and pop-corn, thus helping to make tlie evening an enjoyable one. Throughout our course we have taken our parts in literary work and in the other activities of the school. In fact we have given our best powers to whatever we have undertaken and no succeeding class will be able to surpass that of 1914 in quality. Page twenty-two i; ii riic s (| lie 1 1 « ' I ' M I As it is oimiii); iK ' .ir tlu- time when niir sdioul days at C. S. X. S. will lie a closed pa.ije we must In. .k M er mir we ' i|xins, see tliat they are in slia|)e for action and put ' uv armors on. Tluis efficiently equiijped with our heads crammed full of invaluahle facts we will face State Hoard and made j ood. W ' c can sav w ith the imct : — The men who stand at the to]) are tiiose Who never could hear defeat: Their failures only made them strong For the work they had to meet. The will to do and the will to dare Is what we want to-day. What has been done can be done again; For the will finds out the way. Lucy Bartlett Page twenty-three WIA The S( ' (|ii( ' llt ' 11)14 Class Poem As the artist paints liis pictures. Anxious lest the sunset wane So we saw the chstant vision Of a l)eautilul .qnlden cliain. Each hnk must he of the finest. So we gathered tliem far and near And hrougiit the class of nineteen fourteen To our Clarion Normal tlear. We welded the links together With ties of friendship fine And each one toiled and labored Lest his fame might soon decline. Strive to be Worthy. we chose Our motto forever to be. That we have l)een most successful ' e think it easy to see. ' e Wdrked nn steadilv rising Always wishing the chain to be bright. As our standard for this we have chosen Our banner of (ireen and White. At last we were polished seniors And the brilliant chain was wrought With such exquisite workmanship T ' it for empress nr (|ueen we tlnuight. Alas, the chain must be broken, As into the world it goes. Let us hope no link may be tarnislied By influence of friends or foes. And niUN we leave behind us Best wishes from exerv link To our Alma Mater, with praises Of her we shall always think. So here ' s to our . ima Plater. To the fame and renown she shall win, Mav she keep on steadily rising May her glory never grow dim. Frances Thompson. Page twenlj-four V.H I 1 h ' S ( | II ( ' I I V M I Class Song {Our Wilhc Stiiii ) Xot far away. — in ncail)y days Our jiivs will all he shattered, And t ' niiii our sIk rt hut hroad high-way Around the wide world we ' re scattered. The senior game has well heen played. And the mid-night oil was spared. Yet great has heen our knowledge gained- The glorious aim we all have shared. So let us cheer our Xornial School. Though heavy clouds niav hover nigh, As standing foremost is our rule, Strive to he Worthy, he our cry. Farew ell. farewell ! To us so dear — Ma - purjile reign with gold for aye. Your fame increasing year hy year As lone as sui:s shine f(jrth bv dav. Page twenty-five 1914 Tho S( ' (HM ||( ' V.) l Class Will Know ail men by these present, that we. the Senior Class of 1914, of the Clarion State Normal School, in the county of Clarion, and state of Pennsylvania, considering the uncertainty of life, and being of sound mind and memory, do make, declare, and publish this, our last will and testament. We do will, devise, and bequeath to the school in general First- — The fire place which made its first appearance in the Senior Class play, providing that the artistic designs on the back are preserved. Second — That very precious and necessary place, the dining hall, with all the salt mackerel that there may be on hand. Third — The rules and regulations which adorn the backs of the doors, with privileges to violate each and every one. Fourth — The right for gentlemen to run Stag tables at the be- ginning of each term. To our worthy, and much loved infants, the Freshmen, we do bequeath to them the sole right of tucking their napkins under their chins. Also the right of destroying all goats hung by the Sophomores. To the Sophomores, who are slowly but surely attaining the dignitv and knowledge required of them, we will to them five minutes standing-room daily, in the reception-hall, to converse with whom they may choose. To the Juniors, those toilers in the field of learning whose pro- gress we have watched with such interest, we do devise, will and l)e- queath the following : First — The prominent and choice places in Chape ' which we have so ably filled. Second — The right to circulate petitions in case the faculty impose unfair rales or regulations. Third — The privilege to object when meals do not meet with iheir approval. Fourth — The right to have a dance regardless of all opposition. Signed, sealed, declared, and published by said Senior Class, as its last Will and Testament, this twenty-fourth day of June in the vear of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and fourteen. In the presence of it. and in the presence of each other, we have sul scribed our names as witnesses hereto. Witnesses: Abraham Silas Snodgrass, Jacob Henry Squashseed, George Washington Greentop. Page twenty-six i!H I r ii V s ( ' | II ( ' 1 1 ( ' i n I Class Officers President Herbert H. Linii ' ice-President Hayes C. Sliellito Recording Secretary Margaret Elliott Treasurer lary Downs Colors Green and White Flower White Daisy Motto ' irtutem petite Class Yell Who! Rah! Who! Rah! Who! Rah! Who! Boomerang, Boomerang. Boomerang. Boo! White! Rah! Who! Rah! Who! Rah! Green! Seniors! Seniors! ' Teen Fourteen ! Page twenty-seven 1014 T h V S c | n ( ' I I ( ' 11)11 LAURA ALMA ALBERT, New Bethlehem, Pa. One beautiful day in August some years ago, a little girl with light curly hair aiul large blue eyes arrived at the home of Porter I). Albert and decided to make her home w-ith Iheni. They named her Laura. She is a young lady now and is attending the C. S. N. S. Some of her favorite expressions are, Great Scott. Great Caesar, Oh! kids, do you know anything about this Physics? I am just sick. If Uad ' calls on me I ' ll die. ' ' And that ( ■erman. 1 simply cannot read that stuff. Oh, well Miss Kitzgerald thinks that I can read it maybe she will not call on me. Say girls, I like to sit on my teet it makes them little. Great Caesar, does my hair look all right? It always looks as thoueh I had come through a whirlwind. It is a wonder Miss Rice does not send me to my room to comb my hair. Does this dress look all right to wear to dinner? Oh well. I ' ll wear my locket, they will look at it and not at my dress. It is a good thing I hurt my hand my P. T. suit will get a rest. I suppose the people heqe will be glad, especially my kids at the .Model School. Laura is not afraid of mice. Oh I no. She jumps nito bed as soon as the lights go out and even puts her bedroom slippers on the bed, so the mice cannot sleep in the they could? ! then she says, .Mable the ndo« up: iilent membe Ou bingle ANNA MAIC ALEXANDER Clarion, Pa. friend Anna Mae .Mexander ( ' ' 1 wonder if locked and is member of the Sequelle Suff, and of the Bancroft Literary Society, also a Perry- of if she Pittsburg. Pa. After seventeen y Clarion and has since made her home Stone House. Soon after her am to enter C. S. N. S. and has joined thi been an earnest and persistent student, in the future as she has been at the LJarion . orn be sure to make a success, which is most earnestly bv all her friends. After graduating at the No Mae expects to teach for a few years, we do not kno of work she will follow later, fiut we prophesy a affair, as she is already planning her wedding trip. born March 27, 1892, at city life she came to what is known as the il in 1910 she aecided has as faithful al she will wished for mal, Anna 1 what line HAROLD PALLENTINE JACK, Pres. B. L. S., Captain arsity Basket Ball, Tennis, Senor Class Play. Harold having graduated in the class of 1913 found emplov- ment on the railroad but finding student life more suitable to his hea ' th decided to return to Clarion and arrived in the fall of 1913. just in time to distinguish himself as captain of the invincible Senior-Freshmen Foot Ball team. . s a student he is a shark and his achievements in the gymnasium are marvelous and unsurpassed; in fact he expects to become the director of gvmnastics in the near future. Jack is a fine fellow and is liked by all, his only failing is that he has a tendency to visit a certain young lady, residing in the town of Clarion, more than once a week and twice on Sunday. Page twenty-eight I«MI r ii V s ( ' (| II ( ' 1 1 V M)l Ml. V IJAKILKl r, -I-LTK. Oil Ciiy. I ' ji. Assistiint Kditnr nf Stt|iu llc : I clL ' Knle to KaRlcsnicrc ; I :i • i fnrnia DcWitc: V. V. (. ' . A. Cuhincl; It. L. S.; CIcc Cluli; V Scc ' y Senior Class; Kcc. Si-c ' y It. L. S ' . The class nf UH4 was Kri-atly enriched by IiavinR Litcy ail- 1 to its niimhcr. in the fall of 1!)Ut. Previous to this she hA. acquired her educaiion in the I ' lihlic Schools of Oil City. lUrr .she was well known for her excellent scholarship, and was uradnated from O. C. II. S. in 1!H2. Naturally, after entering t . S. N. her scholarship continued just as excellent, and she devt ' lop l a talent in certain lines, as ' (irammar and ' liijuk- kceping. She is also very good in I ' hysics as is seen hy the following: Und in I ' hysics Class — ' Lucy, what is your opinion on that ([uestion? Kucy— I think the author made a mistake. Dan — Lucy will you please write to the imtlutr of iIi;m book and tell him of his mistake. However. I.ucy is not only Rood intellectually, but she has a kin l, svnipathetic manner and a pleasing personality which li;is won for her a host of friends in C. S. N. Altogether Uicy is good in uhatevrr line von take bcr, and we know with her manv cap.ilMnii - i ui;i V, n i-rcat success in lur future lifi-. MAltKL JJKUNUK [ ' .AKIOO. Tres. R L. S. Winter Term llUl; . ctive member of V. W. ( . A. One of the cast of the class play. A Perrybinglc. Our modest little maid from Potter county, came to C. S. N. in the fall of 1912 after completing the course in the Harri- - ' •n ' alley 11. S ' . Mabel quickly won many friends in her new surroundings bv her winsome and happy smile as well as by many cheerful words. In the spring of 1913 Mabel told us that shr (lid not expect to return the following vear but when we -.ame back in the fall we were glad to sec her smiling face among us. She is an earnest and active worker in religious and literary work, always endeavoring to raise the standard oi lier Alma Mater and ever willing to lend a helping hand. One • f her chief accomplishments is talking, thereby lulling tired mortals to quiet and peaceful slumber. I irry is very fond ot sweet things, such as maple syrup, maple sugar and C. H. She is often heard to say, lie careful now! Curiosity once kilkii a cat, which is a favorite expressitm of the Perrybingles. iii:m:n ulaxchk iu kkiiant. ■■ia ' thkk. Pres. of Y. W. C. A., Ii. II., T. S., V. L. S. Smile awhile, is the motto of this lovable little Helen ours, and she certainly lives up to her motto. Helen ' s highest ambition is to become a missionary. Must missionary be an old maid? If so Helen may not carry oi this ambition for she declares that she will not be an old mai ' Dad first gave her the name Luther. but since then s her class mates have taken it up and everyone knows w I ' ' Luther ' is. Whenever Helen is blue she finds consolation in lookir at the little washboard. Do you ask why? Uecause its name Zip of course. Regardless of Helen ' s not too serious nature she has di i splendid work in the Young W oman ' s Christian Association ai her earnestness in the work has caused many girls to becun interested. Considering everything Helen -s a good all around girl ar her happy earnest disposition will surely bring her succc throughout life. Page twenty-nil 1! 14 r li o S V ([ n e I 1 V VJH LOUISE CARLTON. i:. L. S.: Aciive Member of V. V. C. A.; a Perrybingle. Mary Frances EHzabeih Ruth Louise Burge Craig Carlton alighted on this terrestrial globe, at the spot called Big Run. one cold blustery winter ' s day. February 25. 19 — . After attending the public schools and graduating from II. R. H. S. Squibs decided to come to C. S. N. S ' . and bother the faculty and whole We feel sure that voice singing Vi- we could not have e have missed the IS. Oh the remem- favorite pastii udent body. She ; her eleven (. ?) sisters missed her me1odi o-lets Fair in the Springtime. hi-t we kn existed without her and especaMy would eats ' that Weeza always had ready to brance of those two birthday boxe seemed to be passing her pupils in the Model School on to her long suffering room-mate. As the head of the house she, early in the year, chose as the motto of the Perrybingle tannly. Curiosity once killed a cat. Beware of curiosity. A word to the Tunors. If Dad ever asks how fast a molecule moves go to Louise and she certainly will be glad to teH you all about it, even to the demonstration. EDITH MURIEL CHLR( HLEY. JOHNNY BULL DUTCH. East Smethport, Pa. V. L. S. V Choir; Glee Club; H. H.; T. S. Johnny. that jolly, eood nature ! girl, hails from Englanil. She distinguished herself in C. S . N. S. by singing in the Frank- lin Quartette. Early in the year, she acquired a stong affinit - for the beli tower — later the reception hall, and last of all the camous (?). Do not be surprised If you hear of Johnny rooming in the front corridor so that she may ' et her light shine that others may see it. Gladys is going to charge her rent for occupying her rock- ing chair by the window. Johnny is a happy-go-lucky girl and you can always hear ing. Don ' t you dare do that or your name will be •De predict for her the brightest and sful PAUL H. CONNER, JACK, Port Allegany. Pa. Pres. of Y. M. C A.; Editor-in-Chief of Sequelle; Pres. of Athletic Ass ' n; Pres. of B. L. S.; Senior Class Play: Literary Contestant 1913; Inter-Normal Debater: Delegate to Pres. Con- vention; ' ice-Pres. of Oass Junior Year; Vice-Pres. of B. L. S. winter terra. After graduating from Port Allegany H. S. and thinking the climate at Clarion would be more suitable to his health (?j. Paul decided to come here and arrived at C. S. N. S. in the fall of 1912. lie soon made a hit with all especially one Senior. He also proved himself an industrious young man by his work in the P.ncket Brigade and Tin Horn Minstrel. After this school year opened Paul found himself in one of the most difficult angles of the matrimonial world, but he managed the wonderful affair with ease; however. June seems to have won out, And stands tirst. without a doubt. Jack is thinking seriously of spejctalizing in (irammar and app ' vinc at C S. N. S. for teichin-r the same. He has always done good work, and richly deser es the success which we know he will attain. MM i I h • S ( ' (| II ( ' I I V VM I CATIIEKIXK DOUdllERTV, 1 . I.. S ' .: dec Club; Siijucllc Stall: Senior Itaskcii: . Team: (.or. Sec. !■. I.. S. Ainont; the (ItKniAeil Seniors who entered C S. X. in ti fall of 1 13 was Catherine llouKherty, otherwl.se known as K;i She graduated from New lUlhlehem UiRli School in l;il- ' She has had had luck with her roommates, having had :i least a half a do cn in two years, some having left schoi.i while others got the measles or something similar. She wants to advise the members of the Junior Class not to invitei more than two fellows to a rece| tion. Vou are likely to bntl vourself in an endiarrasing position. Kay is very fond of having rather unique pets under her pillow. One night while walking in her .sleep, fearing that some one would steal a glass of milk which she had setting on the window sill, she put the gl.iss of milk umler her pillow. You may imagine the catastrophe which resulted. Catherine is a sweet, lovable girl and has won many frienu-; in tlMii.iO. «h.. «i li Ikt .1 luiglit. happv future whatever liei l,.i , i.K. (.K ii. zi:l DowxiNi;. ii. n. t. s. Xiccl ' rcsident V. V. C. A.; Vice-President F. L. S., spring Term. (Juiet and dignified though she is. Grace is often known to reate much merriment among her friends. She is loved by all ■ ho know her, and the influence of her quiet and refined .inner is felt throughout the school, especially by Helen. Friday noon (iracc is seen, wending her way in and out tiling the corridors calling Missionary money to-day. She i a very faithful worker ini the Association and has introduced a systematic method of missionary giving among the students. While reading a certain romance Grace said she enjoyed the story so much more be- ' ause the hero ' s tiame was Jim lirace is interested in Domestic Science for several reasons and is fond of daintv dishes. It is rather doubtful n.- sure that she will wi nv undertakiui;. .MAUV K. DOWNS, ■■MONV. . Mt. Jewett. I ' a. B. L. S.: Glee Club; Class Treas.; Sec ' v U. L. S. Our Monya hails from the North Pole of I ' ennsylvania. From earliest times, she has made a record for herself, first at Mt. Jewett High, where all acknowledged her class giggler — and last at C. S ' . N. where she is dubbed class flirt. Her chief occupations are patching up lovers quarrcTs and scrapping with the faculty. Mary is often seen starting from the dormitory about five o ' clock on dewey summer moni ' ngs. . fter much useless asking, we at last discovered, quite by accident, that her pur- pose was to bathe her face in dew. which process is said ti, remove an objectionable cjuantity of freckles. Mary has some mighty tine qualities wTiich are shown by the fact that she always strives to lead her wayward wif-e in the right direction remarking often, Now Pat, if you do that you tti be sorry. Ve all hope that Mary will make as good a record in tlie future as she lias made in the past. Page thirty-one 11)14 li S ( ' (| II ( ' I I c 11)14 KH.A DKONKY Kcc. .Sec ' y K. L. S.; Glee Club; Senior Baskct-liall Team. Many, many years ago, Viola brightened the beautiful town uf liradford with ht-r smiling face. She afterwards moved to Dubois, where she finished the High School course in 1912. Deciding that she had a higher ambition in lite, she came to Clarion to join the Class of ' 14 of which she is a faithful member. i:very one thinks Viola is a quiet girl, but if you want to hinl her out just ask her a few questions. Her favorite song is Waiting at the Church (My Singer) wU seems to be very much interested in a ( Man)nas. She always finds time to read even if she must sacrifice her Virgil lesson, then she will say, Oh: 1 can ' t read my Virgil to-day. iola is a very ambitious girl and i- all wish her the greatest success in whatever line of work slie may undertake, even if it is housekeeping. MAKCAUKT ELLIOT, Callensburg, Pa L. S. Assistant Kditor of Sequelle; Sec ' y Senior Ch Senior Basket-Ball Team ; Glee Club. One wintry day in February, a great many years ago, Peggy came ro hnghtcn the home of her parents near Callens- burg. When she had successfully weathered the storms of her first six years of life, she began her search for knowledge in the Callensburg Public Schools and finally was graduated fri with highest time, believing that, a little learninj she has spent most of her time at C. of her friends cannot decide what si: ?he tnkes no in ' - ' resr whatever in Ch rier often grumbles about certa to arrive three tunes a week. a time, at least, but th that tTangerous thing, S., although some re for. Although Clarion cases, the mail car- big fat letters which are sure savs she intends to teach for alone will tell. Her favor Oh, slammer in the Senior Clas; is Red. Since she has mention Art ' s name, we wi and she is Ask Hayes. ■ntreated us : comply witli Her fav the best RUBY KAHLE. Ruby ' s home is in Clarion. Her baby-days however, were spent in the country. Knowing the advantages of sending her to a graded school, her father made his home in Clarion. She ei ' tered the Model School nnd made a brilliant record there. She was graduated from this school in 1910. In the fall of 1910 she entered the Normal and is now a loyal member of the illustrious class of 1914. Ruby is a jolly, good-natured girl, inclined to study hard but always ready for fun. When she has completed her course she expects to teach school for some time but thinks she inav not always be a teacher. Pa e thirty-two I!M I I ' h V S r | iM ' I I V rjii (;i.. l VS LKONA KONKLK. C ' alleiishurK, Pa. This mcmlK-r of thf class of ' 14 firsi made her appearance in PittsburRli in the early ' 90 ' s. Maviiic developed her intellect in various plates, she finally Bra luated from the CallensburR lIiKh choMl in ' l:; an.I from there wciuk l her way to C. S. N. S. to tin her mind with more useful knowledge. She oxcells in all her classes but especially in physics and NirRil. Her favonti- class, however, is IJym, as she is in- clined to be something of an athlete. She seems to have no favorites amon(r the boys of C. S. N. S . so we conjecture that (Iladys ' affections must have re- mained in fallenshurg. She says that when she leaves C. S. X. S. she intends w devote the remainder of her life to the uplift of mankind. We think tlio, that she probahlv will put her l oniestic Science into practice instead. IIOXNIK LAVAX. elle Staff; Sec ' y Franklin Literary tra. ark-eyed little lady began Senior Class Play Society, winter term; One bright February morni her career in Hawthorne, Pa. Strange as it niay_ seem, this infant grt-w up and moved with her parents to Xiagara, not forgetting her Pennsylvania friends. After graduating at Xiagara J ' alls High School, she de- cided to return to Pennsylvania and complete her education at C. S. N. S. lionnie is very popular here and judging from the numerous letters, etc., which she receives, we think she is quite popular elsewhere. Her favorite expression is, I saw something in the paper, which being interpreted, means, the boat has arrived. She also receives numerous letters and i arcels from the vicinity of Carnegie, Pa. She sayx she expects to teach, but they all say that — time will tell. We extend the best wishes to her in whatever vo- cation she mav choose, and will never forget the good times we have had a! C. S. X. S. with our Honnu .. . : ;, HKRBERT H. LIXX. BOli. Kennerdell, Pa. Pres. Senior Class; Business Mgr. of the Sequelle; Vice- Pres. Athletic Association; Male Quartette; Choir; Varsity Baseball and Basket-Bali : Senior Class Play; V. M. C. A. Cabinet: Pres. B. L. S. Herbert having graduated from the Rockland H. S. de- cided to come to Clarion for a little fresh air and excitement and arrived here in the Spring of 1912. . t this time h ' - was elected president of the Sophomore class and has continued to be the class president during his famous career at the Xorraal. Herbert is liked by all (especially by the gentler sex . His love affairs were many and spasmodic until in the Spring, of 19 13, after a terrible catastrophe, he finally settled down, and if the present state of affairs keeps up it looks as if Ruth would change her name before long. Bob is fond of all athletic sports and has won great fame as a basfball and basket-ball nlayer. He takes an interest in all outdoor sports and has had the honor of conducting a snipe hunt and several minor affairs. In spite of the fact that Bobbie is a notorious rough houser, a champion eater and a heavy drinker (H2 O) vc feel sure of his success. Page thirty-three i; i4 r ii o s V (| II e 1 1 V 1014 friends. The TAXET HAZKL MORRISON. .. S.; T. .: V. W. C. A. Cabinet: Tennis Association. delightful girl conies from the prcity town of Marien- jolly and care-free, therefore gaining many fri. her affecti) l articutar upon whom she bc- Girls, I have had another quarrel with Bill. but the course of true love does not run smooth. Morey is very fond of athletics especially tennis. Her favorite slang expr-ession is, I ' ll shoot you, but as yet, how- ever, nobody has suffered. Morey tells us that she is going to be a nurse, but we all know that she will change her mind, however, we all wish her the most happy and successful future. IIAISV MOWREY. Reynoldsville, Pa. Head ul the Perrybingle Family. She was such a mite of a thing. Mr. and Irs. John Mowrey hardlj ' knew whether to keep her or not. besides they already had five other girls. But considering thai good things always come in small packages they decided to keep her. They have been bappv ever since for Daisv with her winsome smile has helped to make life F-V-L-L-ER. Daisy graduated from the West Reynoldsville High in 1910, then after two vears graduated from Rev. Central High, bhe entered Clarion Normal in the fall of 1912 and with head- quarters on 3rd floor Navarre assumed the duties of First Aid to the Homesick. This, the year of 1913-14, has been a very eventful one for Daisy, doin ' stunts for the Franklm Society, carrying trays for Louise, etc. In the winter term she was threatened with the dread malady of Perpetual Grin, but with her cool-headedness and a mustard plaster this calamity has been averted. At the end of the winter term Daisy was elected Pres. ot the Franklin Literary Society and as she is an enthusiastic suffragette you will no doubt some day hear of her as Pres. of the U. S. for she always said, There is no rest for the wicked. JESSIE MCLAUGHLIN. JESS. Lapt. Senior Girls ' Basket-Ball ; Senior Class Play: F. L. S. Jess entered C. S. N. S ' . in 1911, as a Sophomore and is now a lively member of the class of 14. While a ophomo e she followed the example of all Sophomores and took Zoology , ft was her chief delight to go out after 10 o ' clock to catch bugs (?l. She assures us that she has reformed since and we are rather puzzled to know just what dreadful crime there is in catching bugs. Her favorite classes are physics and g -ra. especially gym. Indeed in that line she is a wonder, being the best goal shooter in school and also very fond of long walks. Jess seems to have no taste for the freedom of dormiton. ' life but prefers to room downtown. We wondfr whv. Her favorite expression is, Girls, have you got your phj ' sics? I ' m scared green. Jess intends to be a school marm like the rest of us, but ' we predict that she will not continue as such verv long. However, we wish her all success. Page thirl.T-four I M I li r S V M II « ' I I V n llrookvillc, I ' a. 1 ' . I.. S.; ( iliT lluh: Literary fontcst 191J: Y. V. C Cabinet; Senior Class I ' lay. I ' at. sweetness anil light personifieil. ■ ' Any mail for me? . ■ , 1 Of course there is. c certainly pity the mail 111  ho carries her mail thai comes from a certain little town tar from Clarion. I ' al is often nnalile lo attend classes on account ol ■• studvinK ( ?). Whenever there is an unusual noise hearil the halK l ' .iltv hears a Renllc ta|i|iing. tapping, lappins her door. Of course. Pat did it. Nevertheless her care-free way h.is won her many fri. t and a iwsition of high standing in the Y. V. C. A. tahn and hy her strenuous efforts a great social reform has I. ' brought about in C. S. N. ?■ , ., , . Ueforc coming lo the Normal I ' at expected 10 teach ■ years at least, but one of the good results of the Junior -. was the changine of her p aos from the prospects of a scb Marm to Mistress of the Hearth. IIAVl. J. SCOTT I ' OKl ' . Clarion, Pa. F. L. S.; Senior Class Play ' 13 ' 14. Scott is the namesake of the illustrious war general. Win- tield Scott. However, he manifests no evidence of possessing a bellieerant spirit, and we imagine that he would rather trip ihc light fantastic toe in time to an entrancing tune than march into battle to the sound of martial music to slay his fellowmen. We. trust a more peaceful future is in store for him as he has ambitions to have his name decorated with the title of M. I . and all his friends wish him success in the healing ?rt and when he goes out to administer to the sick and suffering may lie find for himself that heart balm which will give him strength and courage for his arduous duties. Scott has always a kind and encouraging word for his friends, and as he has_ given, may a full measure come back to him, good luck and abundant HKI.LITO. -M.VIOK.- 191 ' .I3 Y. Delegate: Contest Ilebater: 1913-H N Treasurer Senior Vice-President; Class Play: President Franklin Literary Societv. fall term: Choir; Double Quartette; Glee Club; Inter- Normal Debater: Champion Eater. Hayes was born in the summer of 1S34. in the stirring little hamlet of Conneaul Lake. After graduating from hf Robin son Twp. High School, Hayes decided to make a name for ' The MaTor-t love ' affairs never did run smoothly, but as long Is one was all he had to consider, Hayes was f.-cc s fuK u ,. s nn ardent suit r downtown but one warm evening i 1 ff „ v,r ,0 call again The fire did not effect him much ™ h soon tr ' xfck another match. Although he has 3? f mi ist- - ' :? .rTesenntat-o ' f S Whilher Haves decides to settle in America o.- . ° ' «  his career in England, our heartiest wishes go with him. Paee thirty-five Ii)14 I ' li V S ( ' q n ( ' I 1 V VMl l.NKZ NINA SLl.M.MI ' lU, --DIE lllCKlIC, Svku illc ' ' II, tMiiiiilnl i!.i ' in August some years ago, there was a _ . i: ,, 11, III, 111 I ' ukI Sykesville, but it was discovered to 1,1 ,,ii! 111. .iiiii.il .,r Inez. Ill, :itun,l,,l tlu Sykesville High School, graduating from I hen- in the Spring of 1912. She, wishing to extend her edu- • ilion, came to Clarion that fall, where she entered the Junior ( lass and is now one of the fevW ' 14 ' s left. .she is very quiet but industrious especially in giving deman- t rat Ion lessons in Domestic Science, in order to get some- lliing to eat. Although never known to flunk an exam., and iiftcn exempt, she is heard to exclaim a hundred times a day, ■ ' Oh! I will never pass. S ' ome of her favorite sayings are: Say, Girls, tell me something about this Physics. I don ' t know anything about it and ' Dad ' will just kill us. Daisy, do you have anything to eat up at your house? Oh! 1 liave just so much to do. Inez is a member of the choir, secretary of the V. V. C. . . Cabinet, and one of the Perry- tiingles, also an active member in the V. L. S. We hope wherever her inclinations lead her, her future life will be one ,,f hap]tiness ami success. l-l.i IKi ' .XCK TlKl.Ml ' SdX, TOMMY. Class Poet: F. L. S.: Glee Club; Sec ' y 1 . L. S.. Tommy or Fluss, has followed much the same course as sister. She also was graduated from O. C. H. S. in 1912 very high standing. She entered C. S. N. S. among the o emigrants in fall of the year 1912. She has maintained high standing tliroughout her course here and we are proud to claim her as a member of our class . Fluss is always in good splits, and: it is this quality w some of us so admire and which has won tor her : friends. Tommy used to do all the reciting in Grami Professor Egbert says she is losing ground lately. I wdiy. Guess, there is some reason all right. It does not to work. We don ' t blame her. Tommy is very choice in her use of words. Siie pn the young edition of Hamilton ' s to the old edition so she We think Tommy will be a school teacher. We wish her the best kind of FR.VNCES THOMPSON, FR. N. V. Cabinet; Literary Contest; 1 . L. S.: Class Pout; Glee ■lull. Fran, the little pest of second floor, Navarre Hall, be- ;.Tii lier silii.ol lite ni (Jil City. Shhe was graduated from o. II s. in 1912. among the very first members of her class. Ilu t,,ll.,uni!; autumn she manifested her desire, for a superior inalicv ,.f knowledge when she entered C. S. N. S.. She ' diMinig light in all her classes, and has man; from despair in Physics. Sbe has a kind, sweet disposition which 1 1 large circle of friends at C. S. N. Tommy is also noted for being able to do two things at ince One night — Tommy to Miss divan, May Lucy sleep ivith me and may I go up and sleep with B. Miss Givan — Yes, but how are you going to manage both of them at the We do not know yet what Tommy ' s future occupation will be but we suspect that it will be author of a dictionary. In order that she mavl find words for her second grade spelling which are not in Webster ' s. We all know that whatever she undertakes, she will be most successful. saved us 1 for her ItMl T h ( ' S « ' (| II ( ' I I V I1MI ANNA Tll ' I ' KKV. Canviislnir);. I ' a. (. ' tniHiuiiilv callvd Tickery by the ininatCA i)f Xavarrc Im hy h.r pin-ils in ll ••MllR, she SI yon can hear her : rest of the choir. tiirls, beware of her if you have a beau, as she has ht to receive large boxes of chocolates from anotlicr gi ailed Tickery by the inmatCA of Xa 1 the Model School, Miss Slippery. sinus like a nightingale every Sunday ' i et, melodious voice, as she sings with l iai She always I wonder why! The mice are very kind to .Vnn; instead of carrying things out of tlicii into it. Laving all jokes aside, Anna is a is weir liked bv all who know her. Choir, (ike Club ami Itancroft Liter bincli-. «i I, In ■ ,1... ,, In all ll f the mail ha! d hei delive ry nice young lady, an, le is a member of thi ■ Society, and a I ' erry future undertakings. .MAISLIC ISALETTA W HI I ' .LI;, Knox, Pa. . s all great things cause sensations, sensations ever arc !,iat when M,iblc is near. . lable is dreadfully afraid of mice, very precautious, re- oving stacks of books and chairs so there will be no means access to the bed for mice at night. She isn ' t afraid of Is. — thev are afraid of her. We see her an active member of the Kranklin Literary iciety. The first appearance was as a maiden lady, — Mr. raden. a respectable bachelor, — all things do come right in e end. , .... I just washed my hair and I can ' t do anything with it. Ivook at my wig, does it really look very bad? I wonder they will send me out of the di ' ning room? Ciirls, do I look all right? •• People must get tired seeing this suit. I want a letter and if I don ' t get one I am going home r it. I wniuler if she reall;- meant home? I want to go home to mv mamma. •■ni meet my fate to-day. -I..! I ' l. -,.k. ' ETllKl. (ll)ll. Rii. ■t.lX Treas. Y. W. C. A.; 1!. L. S.; T. S. Kthel, otherwise known as Linda, h: things, decided to come to Clarion to joii She formerly made her home in Bradford desired great class- of 19H. but it is be she •ill dwell Cla much attached to the place and some Linda is usuallv jolly and ambitic is about 7:30 P. NL ' She intends to make teaching he she will in due time change her plans. Dad; Ethel, how much work can yo Ethel: By the strength of my arm. Dad: Uy the weight of your body, more. Page thirty-seven futur f the stude s, but her I believe you can do 1014 T h c S r | II r 1 1 o IDU ALI.F.NK VKNT .KK, H. IT., Ksulcltf. I ' a. CLAD. F. L. S., T. S. tai cIiarniinjT little miss you would understand Glad. Gladj ' s believes strrongly in the e are, the jollier. and she drinks milk well why we call he saving, the fatter % ti. ' niake her jolly. Her specialties are Physics, Music and Art; but being of such an airy disposition, she hopes to drop I ' hysics upon leav- ing Clarion. Her favorite pastime is reading love stories and relating her own romances. The name of Charles brings pleasant memories to her— nuf-ced. A common, report heard in Navarre is well Glad and ' Johnny ' are on the outs again, but the next day we all re- joice to hear that they arc reconciled. If Gladys retains her jolly disposition tnrougTiout life, we prophesy a happy future for her. ANXA Z ELI IK. Sheffield. I ' : b enior Ann, B. L. S.: V. ' . C. A.: Sec. I ' ,. L. S.; Glee Club: Class I ' lay. Hope to die! Give me your right hand; Whal you ? Who is that coming down the hall? Why that 3 ' ou know Ann can always be heard even if she can ' t But nevertheless Ann, that she could not let the splendid oppor- tunity of joining that illustrious class of 1914 pass by and really arrived a day ahead of time. One of her chief aims in coming to the Normal was to specialize in Grammar and Arithmetic, which have proved most interesting to her. Anne has a winning way and a smile for all which has won many friends for her during her life in Clarion, During her school life she has enjoyed perfect health except on one occasion when it was necessary to call the nurse. The remedy administered was very different from the one ex- pected by the patient. However, we agree with Ann that what ever she and Lois do is pcrfccth- all right. Commencement Speakers ] largaret Elliott Lucy Bartlett Marv Downs Page thirty-eight •Ml I ' ll V S ( ' ( IM ' I I ( ' MM I Graduates of the Music Department I ' AUMA MM.LKU, Kno Ta. ( ' ) years aRo Parma created quite a disturbance in Knox but we all fear she would create a greater one between tin Sophomore and Senior Classes, providing she had a chance. Parma has startled her many music teachers by her wonder ful musical ability, maybe next year some one will Startle her. We can ' t tell. , . , . , Her bright cheerful smile has won her many lasting friends even a member of the faeultv. This has been shown by . ••chuc chuc under her chin. Her only vice is fooling th. Profs, about her C.ym work. , , . , Itut we predict for her a siilendid, bright career. ■Her irrv feet halh music as she eomclh up llic stcf (inA ix(Hi.i. -(;. ••I ' .i.oNDi;. ■■Dim;. -SMrrii, •■kn:i) ' s sistkk. Odie started out happy and with lots of luck from the .Mountains of Kainluck, ' and has slowly wended her wav until she has reached what she calls the greatest Pprnt of her life Is it because she belongs to the class of 1 U (. ' ). Oda hasn ' t any aspirations for the opposite sex, but she i;reatly enjoys providing acconipannients -for cornet solos. Oo on, dear, with your laughing, sweet melody, we wish you tlie hest of success. . , , i i i i, fer reaching Clarion her thoughts often wandered back lo her Old Kentucky Home. but after the first ' X f«ep- tion, she forgot it all and became greatly interested in ' I ' ox- Her favorite expressions are: HannaTi, I just bate you. ' ■■I ' m Happy all the time. I always have good luck with l.eauls) and Aren ' t Miller(s nice? , • , , , u ii Considering all, Oda is a mighty fine girl, and is like-l hy ..11. ■■Her modest looks a collage might adorn. Sweet as a primrose peeps beneath the thorn. Page tbirl.v-nii n I r h s V i II ' 1 1 ' I ' M I Class Officers President ] ilin A. Mooney ' ice President i al] ii I- .. Mayes Recording Secretary Bcrnice Anin Ci rres])nnding Secretary lary Arnold Treasurer Kutli Arner Motto — Semper lidelis. Colors — Black and Orange. Flower — Brown-eyed Susan. YELL. Chick-a-rick a Chick-a-rick a Chick-a-rick a-chow, Wizzle-wazzle Wizzle-wazzle Wow Wow Wow Juniors, Juniors, Sis Boom Ball Nineteen lifteen, Rail, Rah, Rah. Page (ortj-three 11)14 r ii c s ( ' (| II ( ' 1 1 ( ' nn4 Class Roll Florence AUio Bernice Anio X ' irginia Amsler Ruth Anier Mary Arnold Lulu Bowman Elizabeth Brown Desma Calvert June Calvert Golda Cochran Lulu Croasman Grace Darling Florence Elliott Herbert Erwin Grace Frampton Frank Goodrowe Wilda Hanst Alberta Hill Alvera Hochinson Ray Humphreys Edith Linhoof Avis Jordan Alice Kerr Kathryn Kirby Ethel Klugh Lena Krebs Flora Kribbs lildred Leach Rose Levine larv Lowrv Raljih Mayes John Mooney Margaret Moore Kathryn Morrison Cora Mullin Mae Myers Blanche McClune Noel McQueen Mary O ' Neill Mabel Pollard Dee Radaker Anna Rhodes Mariella Robinson Alice Rogers Eva Rogers Martha Rylander Christine Schmader Herman Schrecongost Ethel Schwartz Clara Shadle Marguente Shirley Mellie Skinner Esther Stover Nelson Stover Golda Terwilliger Phyllis Thomson Genevieve Weeter Reed A ' eaver Martha Williams Page fort.v-four JUMCIR BOYS ' BASKET-BALL TEAM. JUNIOR GIRLS ' BASKET-BALL TEAM. o p H O M O R 1JU4 T li ( S ( ' (| II I I ( ' 1!)U Class Officers President Joseph Buiiidy Vice President Horace Mooney Recording- Secretary Frances Knight Corresponding Secretary vlae Sayers Treasurer John Bnlani Class Colors — Steel and Crimson. Class Flower — Red Rose. Class Motto — Nihil sine Labore. CLASS YELLS. I. Rickety, rickety, rickety, racks. Clickety, clickety, clickety. clacks, Hirgo, torgo, corgo bah. Sophomores, Sophomores, rah, rah, rah! II. Zim bay zay! Zim bay zay. The Sophomore class will win the day, Stand them on their heads. Stand them on their feet, 1916 can ' t be beat: III. Hilla carow, caree canip, Skippity rip, skippity rip, Floppity flip, flippity flop. Who won ' t say that we ' re at the top. Hi — iky, sky — iky, Slippery Bay, All you cheap people get out of tlie way, For we ' re all members as can be seen Of the wonderful class of 1916. Page forty-eight 1914 The Seciuelle V.Hi Class History To our readers it will lie unnecessary to record much of the his- tory of the class of 1916. The class is so well known that its history, though unwritten, will be handed down tn other classes, for many years, as worthy of imitation. The class came back to school in the fall of 191 2 with depleted numbers, having dwindled from seventy to forty-two. but it was with proud hearts that we first took our seats in Methods. The Sophomore class has shown no tendency to neglect the higher aims of school life, but while pursuing their studies in a manner satisfactory to themselves and. they hope, to the faculty, they have found time to interest themsehes in the various activities of the school. In Literary work, in Athletics, and in all other lines of work, a goodly number of their members may be seen taking active part. The spirit of the class of 1916 has always been a united and ani- mated one. Once upon a time, when we were Freshmen, this was shown to the satisfaction of the class at least. After the State Board had left the city, prominent places on Seminary hall were designated for the Hags of the three upper classes, the Freshmen being shamefully neglected. We immediately got busy, howe er and nailed our flag to the highest point of Science hall. Strenuous objections were at once raised luit these were overcome and the Steel and Crimson stayed to fling defiance to its enemies. To the Freshmen we would say. Do your duty to tiie upper class- men; follow our example, avoiding our mistakes, and you may yet do some good in the world. For the class of 1916, soon to be Juniors, will do its full share in making life at C. S. X. S. worth living. So we will struggle on, in our present course, making the world better, (or worse) and sometime we shall graduate. 11)14 The S(M|ii( ' ll( ' VM Class Roll Jeaiietle AndersDii — Tlic grin tliat won ' t wear iff. (ierald Baltzer — Our red-liaired. fiair-ycar-old. Jolin Bolani — Oil. you ! Iary. Joseph Bonidy — So mysterious are liis actions. Alice Braden — Such dainty paddies. illiam Bruce — Hello there, it ' s a nice day ain ' t it. Madeline Burt — She ' ll get there sometime. Bernice Colwell — Candy makes people fat. Samuel Crooks — Likes to take Zoology to study Leeches. Xathan Croasman — Athlete through and through. Merritte Davis — Oh. it must he awful to have a case. Edna Dickey — Seen hut net heard. Leeda Ellithorpe — She must he true to her friend at Imme. Grace Exley — Those wonderful eyes. Charles Fenstamaker — Our grown uj) kid. Eva Fiscus — Her chief aim in life is to hecome a Gym. teacher. Mark Fiscus — A hasket-ball enthusiast. Ruth Fox — Bashfulness personified, lary Howard — Manual Training is her favorite study? Stella Ittel — Pictures for scenery? Who was in the foreground? Olive Johnson — The land of her dreams. Wilson ' s Grove. Gusta Kahle — A conscientious student. Sidney Kennedy — Prof. Egbert. How would you like to correct all these papers? S. K.. All right if I was paid for it. Frances Knight — Our basket-ball captain. Mabel Lines — Her room-mate ' s name describes her. Philip Manson — Seen but not heard. Rutii McClune — An important member of the McClune family. !Marie ] IcKenna — I would rather cook than teach school. Evelvn Mercer — Skips Caesar to give the rest a chance to catch up. larie Mohney — She enjoys Merit. Horace looney — Our class songster. Lena Xeely — Modest, quiet and sweet. Fred Xeal — Feed the cows and call it scjuare. Mae Sayers — Oh bring back my Willie to me. Russell Stahlman — Just waiting until Spring comes, and then. Clara Steltzer — Little, but oh my ! Bula Stratman — Bula. do keep quiet, you talk too much. Myrtle Taylor — I think Frank is cute. Pearl Taylor — It is better to have loved and lust, etc. Donald Walker — Me for the woods. Xancy Walters — . lways looking at the boys. Corb.in Wyant — Class Halt ! March time ! Face the other way ! ' ' Pagre fifty-two rRF5H!E5 101 1 I il ( ' S ( ' | II ' I I « ' P.M I FRESHMEN BASKET-BALL TEAM. Class Officers I ' resident James Madden ' ice President Manasseh Maliey Recording- Secretar_ - Erna Hunke Treasurer Hand Walters Corrcs]wnding Secretary Violet McHein-y Class Flower — White Carnation. Class Motto — Nulla vestigia retror sum. Class Colors — Sky blue and gold. CLASS YELL. Tric-a-lack a, Trick-a-lack a, Trick-a-lack a, lack! Boom-a-lack a, Boom-a-lack a, Boom-a-lack a, lack! 1917 Sis! Boom! Bali! Clarion Normal, Rail! Rah! Rah! Page fifty-five 11)14 The S(M|ii( ' llo UUi Class History On a liriglit and sunny day in the month of September, 1913. as the train pulled into Clarion many eyes were turned toward that place we iiad heard so much alxnit. Everyone was in a state of subdued excitement as we looked at those stately normal buildings which lield so much in store for us. Tuesday we registered and very soon we enrolled in our various classes. The tirst notable e ent was the ' . ' . and ' . M. C . . reception where we were met and greeted 1)_ - all the teachers and the former students. The fall term ])assed cjuickly because we had been faithful to our duties : and as we departed to our homes we felt much wiser and thought we deserved a happy vacation. At the beginning of our second term we felt that we wished to be known as a class and take part in the activities f)f the school. ' e met earlv in the term, elected ofificers, chose a motto, and also our colors, skv-blue and gold under which we will live thr(-ugh the remaining years of our normal life. ' e are now approaching the close of another term and, although we have studied hard, the time has passed pleasantly. We do not feel as strangers any more Init feel (|uite at home at dear old C. S. N. S. Class Roll W ilma . gnew — Slow but sure. Laura Amsler — A quiet modest student. James Arner — A popular and studious boy. Gertrude Bittenbender — Noted for her startling remarks. Ralph Brooks — One of nature ' s agreeable blunders. Susie Bonsall — Noted for those dreamy eyes. Erna Bunke — I ' d rather help Ir. S — on the farm than stutly. Grace Caldwell — Small in stature, mighty in power. Marion Connor — Marion loves ( ?) management. Mable Cook — A sweet, angelic slip of a girl. Charles Ellenberger — Like the monkey — an amusing little cus- tomer. Charles Emery — Our dear little baby. Berton Fox — What ' s in the name? Evelyn Frampton — I simply lo e candy. James Goble — Who lives in Anita, Jimmy? Page fifty-six IIH I I ' ii ( ' Sc i| II ( I I V U I M K!n.il ( ir;it f— .M i1ii ii|l;1i1 ari ' all in (Jklaln ' iiia. Hazel llarrif cr — l.alin -hark. ' I ' linmas 1 ' . Howard — ' MUy. fcllnws. t;iv(.- niu a inaUli. I ' .diL ar llniius — ■Tin .i nino- hack l ( .crmany ( I ' a.). UavniiMul Kerr — ' ( 1 as had as tlio iiame implies. .Malile l.yle — A true frieiul and sindent. lames Madden — lie earries Iimiimvs willnuit a swelled head. I ' aul Martin — X ted fi r his fdnli- h |ne -tinns. (denn Mast — X t noted yet. h ' rank Mast. Jr. — . re yon interested in tailors? irginia . latsoii — Small packatjes are often alnahle. Manasseh Mahey — Onr famous instructor in spooncln. -y. Claire McHein-y — l)oe mama know you are out? Molet McHenry — Her very snnles are heamin, ;-. h-dgar Skinner — Will h ' rna he there? Mii(h-ed MeMahou — Where d( e siie kee)) that dictionary? Kutii Park — liashful. oh. .m) h.eaiuiful. Alice I ' ort — .Mucli learning- siiow s how little we know. Ethel I ' ort — Oh g-ee. hut 1 love l.atin. {• rank Keholt — I ' ve got everything down put. Helen Reed — Twelve years ago I was hut a child. I ' isther Reyner — I ' m in lo e with the i)iano player. llarr Rimer — I simjjly don ' t lielie e in o er eating. I ' .lizaheth Rimer — X( ted for her ahility to skip periods. Edith i-Johison — Her hair wcmld set ten jioets raving. Walter Shiekls — Some day your fame will he known. Finlcy Simpson — Creates the impression that he knows something. Carl Snvder — 1 cut cha])el daily, Lucv Snvder — E m interested in maize. Paige Stahhnau — Varietas est condimentum vital. Russcl Stahlman — Oh, there goes a girl. Dora Terwilliger — . . i)lump and ])leasing person. Sidney ' andervort — I like Diamond Dick. Florence Walters — T — don ' t — know. Island Walters — Xoted for her sweet temper. Clyde Weaver — His greatest amhition to concpier Xavarre. Esther Wilson — For .she is just the (|uiet kind ( ?). (leorge Whitehill — A model for any student. Vance ' ant — Xoted for his slang. lav X ' anderv ' ort — . m ung man with high amhitions. . lvin Slater — Too mucii -tud) weakens the hrain. Harold Snyder — What did she say ahout me to-day? ' irginia Glass — What color is her hair rihlvm? Martha Craig — Don ' t you think Stover is nice? Paee fifty-seven I!M I I h V S « ' (| II ( ' I I V l ) I Model School What is tlic Model Schdol ? The .Model School is exactly what the name imi)lies. It is a school that is a model tor anyone wishing to organize a school of any kind for children. To us. as Seniors, it is a school of jjractice and training to prejjare us for the profession of tcacliing. It is one of the most imi)ortant branches in tnir Senior year. W ' c arc g ing out to teach in the vr.rious schools of the state luid nation, and it is here we get our first training in the art of teaching. It is here that we test our knowledge, prove our capacities — and de- Neoj) the qualities which make UK st lor future success. The work is so arranged that each Senior teaches one period a day for the entire school year and is given charge of a dififerent grade and if possible, a different suliject each term. A lesson plan, written the week before teaching it, is suljmitted to the critic teacher, who inspects it before the lesson is conducted. The work oivered in the Model School extends from the fir.st to the eighth grade inclusi c. i ' lie work accomplished is equal to that of a city graded sch ol. W hen a pupil graduates from the Model, he is fully prepared to enter the first year in the Xormal. He can go on with the work begun in the Model School and complete it more thoroughly. During the winter term the Seniors met twice a week and were given methods of teaching by tiie Supervisors of the Model School This helped us greatly in our daily work, not only in teaching but also in discipline, and various ways of making teaching pleasant and suc- cessful. Although we have charge of cur classes while teaching, we are under the supervisors, who see that we are working atong the right lines and who take great care to keep us there, so that our work may be entirely satisfactorv to parents and children. This work demands that we be constantly alert. There is no chance for idle dreaming as the chiUlren must be kept Imsy and in- Page sixty-one 1J)14 1 ' li e So H n ( ' I 1 c 1914 terested. Many times we are (liso iira,t;cil Imt tlien a. ;ain. we are elated over sniiie isilile suecess cr snme wurd nf cdininendatinn from iiur trainiiii - teachers and we feel tliat our teacliini;- i)eri(i(l is tlie hap- piest part of the day. Ve strive to , ;et from it what it aims to ,c:ive us — efficiency — morally, intellectually and socially, so that we may lie ahle to lake the initiative in the i)rofession for which we are pre- paring. Page sixty-two 1«)I1 The S V M n oil v 1 ' 1  Y. M. C. A. I ' lvsi.lail I ' ' ' l ■ ' - ' ' uv ' xsuk■m J ' ' M ' i ' y •|■,. .. „. ,,. I hives C. Shcllitn Reci.nlini;- Sccrelarv Clias. Swartzfager C- ..ixs,,u,ulin- Scn-ctarv Mcrrittc- II. Davis CHAIRMEN OF COMMITTEES P.ihle Study S MrrrilU- 1 )avis . . , S. v.. Acoi- Devotu.nal J- W- • ' • Wilkinson Mu l ali)h Maves Meinhcrsliip Hayes C. Sl.ellito riie V. M. C. A. stands as nne ni the ni st ini]) ' Ttant factors of tlie (. aviMii Xdvnial Selmni, n.t only in a spiritual way hut in a social va - as well. ' It is the aim ni the ( hristian Associations to promote the religious uilluences [ the school hy carrying on true Christian work. This work is accomplished hy the arious prayer services held hy the Asso- ciation and hy encouraging all students to attend the regular church services held in the various churches of the town. The Association holds a prayer meeting each Wednesday evening at which some student or member of the faculty takes charge and talks upon some given topic. On Sunday morning both Associations unite and hold a short Bible Service, which is m the charge of Prof. Wilkins. .11. On Sunday evening the two Associations unite in a Vesper service, at which meeting some student, member nf the faculty, or often some outside speaker gives an interesting as well as a henehcial talk. . . At the beginning of each term the Associations hold a joint re- ception for the new students in ( rder that they may have an opportunity of becoming acquainted with the .lder students and feel more at li ' ime. ' Hie M. C. A. work, in the Clarion State Normal School, dur- ing the past •ear has l)een most successful and with a hue corps of officers and a ' new student secretary. Mr. J. H. Elhers, the outlook for the coming vear is most iironiisiiig. P. H. C. Pace si.-cty-fivu WINTER SCENES. ■WfT yiol bij mi ' pht nor b pouier but bu my spfnt mth the ord of Kos ts. MM I I ' h ( Sequel lo VMl Y. W. C. A. I ' lXNidciit I Iflcn llurkhart Xii-c rrcsiilciU (iiaix ' l)i) vnins C ' iirn. ' S|)t)iuliii,i;- Secretary Daisy Alowrey KecDrdiui;- Secretary Inez Slimmer Treasurer I ' .tliel W ' cHidard CHAIKMKN OH COMMITTEES l)e (,ti )nal Lucy Bartlett Meniliersliip Hazel Morrison Social Ruth I ' atton Missionary (irace Downing Bible Study I- ' rances Tiiompson Music Oda V inkling Jntercollegiate 1 )ais - Muwrey Financial l- .tliel WHndard It is the purpose i the N ' oung Women ' s Chistian Association to unite the young- women in comninn Idyally tn jesus Christ, to lead them to accept Him as their personal Saxinur, and ti} build them up in a knowledge of Him through Bible study and Christian Service. The -Association is one of the most democratic organizations of the school and aims to be one of the most helpful Ixjth in its spiritual and in its social life. This is e ident very early each term when the ' iiung Men and ' clung Wnnien ' s Association unite in giving a re- cejjtion where the old and new meet together and extend a hearty wel- come to all. Devotional meetings are held e erv Wednesday ex ' ening. Joint meetings are held Sabbath mornings in the form of a Song Service connected with a short Biljle Study : and in the evening Vesper Services are iield. lliese meetings are conducted b ' meml)ers of the Asso- ciations. New interest was aroused this -ear l.) ' dressing Christmas dolls. These dolls were dressed by the girls, then sent to Pittsburgh to be dis- tributed among jwor children. Looking forward to spring, we think of the Summer Conference. In 1913 the delegation consisted of four members, Inez SHmmer, Daisy Mowrey, Lucy Bartlett and Helen Buckhart. At the Confer- ence the girls meet delegates and leaders from Eastern United States. Thev recei ' e many ideas tliat can be carried out in the local . ssociation. Coming down fmm the Mountain of Prayer, they return to the A ' allex- and Plams of Ser ice, ' ha ing received a greater -ision of that more abundant Life. H. B. Page sixty-nine Officers Fall Term Paul H. Conner President Anna Zeliff Secretary W inter Term Harold Ballentine President Mary Downs Secretary Spring Term Herbert H. Linn President Lucv Bartlett Secretary Page seventy-two IIM I 1 li « ' S (• i IK ' I I r l .ni Bancroft Literary Society Tlic sdcial and iiiU ' llcctual life nf the Xdrnial stands nut very proniiuentlv in tlie excellent wnrk i the T ' anernft Literary Scciety. There heinc, hut literary societies it gives each one half the nuni- her of enrolled students. The earnestness and willingness on the part of the niemhers to ad ance the wnrk shows Imw fully they realize the opjxirtunities gi en them. The aims of this literary organization are, fn-st. to give each inemher an ojjportunitv to cultivate their literary talents; second, to help him in his future work; third, it affords entertainment after the week ' s wurk. The pmgrams are planned hv a committee of five students and one memher of the facidtv. Different themes are jjresented as literature, travel, and the dramatic element is brought out in farce or comedy. Another line along which this organization has jiroved very capable is in debating. The later part of the winter term two of its meml ers were chosen to take part in the debate between the California Normal and the Clarion Xormal. Owing to the number of interesting and successful programs, ' which have been rendered, it is impossible to give an account of each. One program of such interest was the illustrated lecture on Scotland. In the fall term the Halowe ' en program was especially good. It consisted of jjapers and readings and tableaux of St. Agnes. The Bancroft Society, under her colors. Yellow and White, hopes to keep up the high standard which it has always nnintained. Page seventy-three Officers Fall Term Hayes C. Shellito President ' i(iia Diuney Secretary Winter Term : iable Barto,) President Bonnie La an Secretary Spring Term Daisy Mowery President Florence Thompson Secretary Page seventy-four nut riio so(|ii( iio p.M I Franklin Literary Society C. S. X. S. as all otlier good schools has among its organizations a Literary Society. The Franklin Literary Society stands as one of the best organizations of this kind either at C. S. X. or anv other school. This society aims tn offer to the ])ul)lic nut unlv an entertaining program, Init also one that will he instrncti c lioth to the audience and to the ones taking part. We feci that in this wav and in e erv other a ' our S icietv has liad a very successful year and that many of the programs have shown a great deal of originality on the i)art of the ones arranging them. One of the new features of the Societv is having a critic at each entertainment. This is done by one of the members of the facultv and iias proved most profitable. The final entertainment each year is a contest between the two Societies. In the contest last June the Franklin Society came out vic- torious, being four points ahead of the Bancroft Society. ' e close this school year feeling that the Franklin Society has been successful in everything that it has undertaken, and we hope that it will be as much of a help ti the student in the future as it has been in the past. Page seventy-five Iin4 The S e (| II ( ' 1 I o U)14 Inter-Normal Debate The debate between Clarion Xormal and Calil ' ornia Normal which occurred March i8, at California Norma! School, was a distinctly new Inter-Normal activity. This new activity was inaugurated when, during- the fall term, California asked Clarion to participate in a debate. Clarion was fav- orable to this. The (|uestion was submitted and we were given the privilege of choosing which side we would debate. The choice was the affirmative. The questiiin read. That fur American cities the municipal ownership of tliDse public service corporatinns which furnish water, light and transportation is preferable to private ownership. The debaters for the trial deb ate were chosen and it took place in April. The speakers were as follows: Affirmative Negative Miss Lucy Bartlett Miss Bernice Amo I Ir. Paul Conner Miss Mary Downs Mr. Hayes Shellito Miss Frances Thompson The result of the trial debate was a decisi()n in favor ' . i the af- firmative and the speakers nn the affirmati e side were chosen as the debating team to go to California. The debaters accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. A. S. Thompson left Clarion hoping for success. They were given a most cordial welcome. Although the decision of the judges was two one in favor of California, we know that California discovered that we had a very cajiable debating team, and while not expecting to find any better debaters, we are looking forward to greater success in the future. V.n I I ' h o So q M ( ' I I l )l I Music Department 1 1k ' .Music 1 )i ' |);irtnK ' nt nl tlif (. lariuii State Xuniial is one of tlic ,i;rcat assets of the seliunl, and a ileiiartineiu which we prize very hijjiily. Iliis wnrk is under tlic uiier isii u dl ' Miss I ' llsie Sl:ilihnan. piano and xnicc, and Mr. Iv lir, trin,t;ed instruments. The department has lieen malvini; wnnderful adxancemenls under the direction it ' Miss Stalihnan, whn joined the tacultx ' in ()ctol)er. K)! . Miss Stalilnian lives in i ' air Mount City and feels a local inter- est in the welfare of the schm 1. She studied music for three years at C. S. X. S. hefi re entering Oherlin. where she remained two years. Miss Stalilnian is a graduate of the Chicago Teachers ' Training School, as well as a graduate of tlie Ithaca Conser -atory of nji.v We feel very pn ud to have o capahle a teacher as ( ur music leader. The N choir is one of the most pojHilar organizations in the schoi 1. It has rendered our Sunday evening services very enjoyable and a pleasure to all who attend. The (llee Cluh also holds a place in the hearts of the students l;ecause it is always ready when the occasion demands. The School Orchestra, under Professor Rolir ' s direction, is an- other feature of this departmcrt. .- great many of the members of the Orchestra are new: nevertheless, they arc striving to maintain the old standard. Several recitals iiave l:eeii given in the studio during the year by the music jjupils. During Commencement eek two recitals will be given, one by the -tudents and the other by the two graduates fpMii the music department — .Miss Oda ' iIlgling, voice, ami Miss I ' arnia Miller, ])iano. The ' . W. (-■. . . was assisted by the iinisic deparlnient in a musi- cale given . pril _ ' 5 by Misses Mae Sayers and I ' arnia Miller, piano, and Miss Oda Yingling. vocal solos. They were also favored with a vocal solo hv Mr, Horace Moouey, The double (|uartette, consisting of Misses Calverts, Patton. Yingling, Messrs, Mooney, Weaver and . tover, rendered two excellent selections. We feel very grateful for all that this dep;irtmein has given us, and we wish it nianv more vears of ])rosi)eritv. BOXXIK L.W.W. U- Page seventy-nine 1911 T li V S ( ' | II ( ' I I o I ' M CAST SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER ' SCHNH FROM ACT V SHE STOOPS TO CONgUHK ' Page eighty-two v.ni I u (• s (• i| II e 1 1 V v.n I Dramatics One i)f tile (lepartmeiits of the scliool in uliicli tiie Class of 1914 lias been es|)ecially interested is that of Dramatics. The students receive their training along this line from the Public Speaking Class and from the two Literary Societies, Bancroft and Franklin, which slant! ont ery prinninently as ideal organizations. Ironi the training receixed along these lines, we lia e been able to miunt to something liigher, which a])])eared in the form of the Senior Class IMay Thanksgiving is always a n( table da - at the Clarion Xormal School, a day looked forward to bv the faculty, stuilenls and alumni. This year was no exception, if for no other reason than the Senior Class Play, which is alwavs gi en Thanksgiving e ening. This year. She Stoojjs to Ci :n(|Uer. ' a conie(l ' in Five acts. b - Oliver (loldsmith, was given. Cast of Characters ) Order of liiilrtiiicc -Mr. 1 lardcastle Hayes C. Shellito Mrs. Hardcastle Bonnie LaV ' an Tonv Lumpkin ; Harold Ballentine Kate Hardcastle Ruth Patton Constance Neville Anna Zelifif Stingo — Landlord of the Three Pigeons Stewart Acor oung Marlow Herbert Linn George Hastings Paul Conner l i.ggorv esley Ogden Sir Charles .Marli.w L. Cuy Carson Maids Jessie McLaughlin. Mabel Bartoo Servants S. P.. Acor. Scott Port, L. G. Carson. Wesley Ogden rre(|uenters of Inn Scott Port, John .Mooiiey. L. G. Carson, Horace Mooney, W ' eslev Ogden Synopsis The scene of Oii er Cuildsniith ' s master comedy, She Stoops to Conquer. is chielly laid in the home of Mr. Hardcastle, a country gentleman, whose familv consists of Kate, his daughter b - a forme ' marriage. Mrs. Hardcastle, Tonx- Luni])kin, her son by a former mar- riage, and her niece. Constance Xeville. The only blight on the home life is Tony, whose fondness for the alehouse not only causes family Page eigrht.v-three 1014 r h S e (I II e I 1 e 1J)1 4 ciuarrels, but also g ' i L him a cliancc to revengefully upset h step- father ' s plans, by sending young Marlow, a prospective suitor for tiie haiul of Kate, anil his friend Hastings to Hardcastle house as to an inn. -Marlow, who ne er expects to marry, has consented to visit the home of his father ' s tjld friend, simply that he might forward tlie courtship of Constance and Hastings, who Mrs. Hardcastle is deter- mined shall be the wife of her son, Tony. Hardcastle and Marlow are kept in ignorance of Tony ' s deception for some hours and many ludicrous and embarrassing scenes occur. Kate, realizing the impenetrable reserve of Marlow and learning of his mistake, decides to enter into the delusion and thus She Stoops to Conquer. I- ' irst. masquerading as a bar-maid, she interests him, then undeceives him as to his whereabouts: she wins his heart while posing as a poor relative of the family. The play ends happily by Tonv coming into the fortune left him by his father and refusing to marry liis cousin, Constance, who may wed her faithful Hastings. Covered with confusion, Marlow learns that his sweetheart is r;one other than Kate Hardcastle, the daughter of his old friend, and that he has unwittingly carried out all his father ' s plans. By asking for her hand in marriage, he cements the ties of friendship which had long existed between the houses of Hardcastle and Marlow. ACT I. Scene i. — A chamber in an old-fashioned home. Scene 2. — An ale-house room. ACT II. Scene i. — A room in Hardcastle ' s home. ACT HI. Scene i. — A room in Hardcastle ' s home. ACT IV. Scene i. — A room in Hardcastle ' s home. ACT V. Scene i. — A room in Hardcastle ' s home. Scene 2. — The back of the garden. Scene 3. — A room in Hardcastle ' s home. The work of Mr. Shellito and Miss La ' an as Mr. and Mrs Hardcastle and of Mr. Ballentine as Tony Lumpkin could scarcely be surpassed as amateurs. Page eightv-four ItM I 1 ' h V S ( ' (| II ( ' I 1 V l«)l I . li- s .- I ' lilV ami I ' allMii .iv C .ii-iaiicc . illc ami Kale I lai ' l- castle acted tlicir i)arts to ]icifcclii m. ' riic i)arts nl .Marl(,u ami (irin ' i i- llaslin.tjs. ai ' tcd by Mr. i.inii anil Mr. t ' lmticf, ilcscrwil niiu-li cciiniui ' iiilatii in, riic iniiinr parts sustaiiu-d the wlmlc in such a a ' that it made I lie piay one jjraiul success. liiit to tlie cast alone, m t all the praise is due. Th e class, as well as the characters, owe In .Mi s Irene l ' it i;erald, as directress, niore thanks than can he expressed. Page eiEhl.v-five CAMPUS IN MIDWINTER i- THLLTICS 2 1 MI I ' li ( ' S ( ' ( n ' 1 I o 11)11 Officers of Athletic Association I ' aul H. Conner President Herl)ert H. Linn ' ice-President ivalph Mayes Secretary John Mooney Treasurer 1 . V. F. Wilkinson I ' acultv Manao-er Page eielity-eight i Mi r hi ' scqiM ' iic i; H The Seniors Tlic Senior C ' las - ' ii-i, ' ii i. .luiicn I ' m sun. ' u ' ll all aj rcc l (. Tiaiiily tlu liiiosl class That o mid imssiMy (. ' mt lie. Our l)i vs are brave, our skirls arc- lair, Our class llie smallest, too. The standards we make, the records we break Show what our class can do. I ' ve suntj about the class itself . nd that ' s all ery well. lUit each one ' s i)rivate virtues, next, .■ re what I ' m .q-oint;- to tell. ITrst, comes our worthy president, Known to us all as Hob. A leader in all our Xormal stunts, lie ' s always on the job. Our Secretary, Marqaret l ' .lliott. She ' s the dullard of the class! The Seniors worried loud and louo For fear she ' d fail to jiass. Marv Downs is our Treastn-er. She handles all our money. .And the way those funds 1. disajipear Is certainly (|nite funny. . nna Tippery. the Coi)])ertop. Ts the star of English Four. As soon as she gets one calling down. She ' s back again for more. .Anna May is a noisy girl. Such a thing we can ' t extoll ! . nd yet it always happens, still She ' s on the Honor Roll. Page ninety-three 1- 14 T|| S - (j II e I | j i«)U The Iiiggest gun amcmg us all. Of far and famed renown, Laura gained her reputation As the C. S. X. S. clnwu. Our society star is Helen B. She shows us how tn behave. She never giggles nor whispers li md. But is always sedate and gra e. Our practical girl is Mabel ' eible. In committees she leads the rest. She stands ace high with all the boys. Tell us whom she likes best. (dad ' entzer is a quiet child And is very meek and good. She ne er talks back tn her teachers, dear. . nd does just as she slmuld. Ivuby Kahle is another girl Whose grace and beauty we praise. She ' s a leader in all of her classes . nd also in all class frays. Inez Slimmer is a giggling girl. She is hardly ever quiet. She ' s the shining light of tlie Piiysics Class! There is nn one will denv it. Ruth Patton. our little Rufus, -Studies hard both day and night. Of rag-time music she is fond. In fact, it ' s her delight! Edith Cburcblex likes variety. Also noon-day chats. She led the boys an English chase: Whew ! bow Hayes jumped at that. Page ninety-four H ' l  I ' h ■ S V q II o I I ( ' lUH Kate I )i iii luTI i- a slii ' li il .i;iil. Tis saiil sill- is wvy Ijrij lit. Ami always i cts an liMiinr niai-k. l ' cir ln. ' wiirks with all lirr miLjIil. I-iu ' v liartK ' U is a w liisii ' i-cr, ( )f Ir ' I- wr ' il a lak ' uiifuld, I ' .iil sIk ' tliii ' att ' ii(.-(l all kinds nf xcni cancc If her sfcicts w oro i ' cr tulil. Tan] ( ' ciiiKT is mui ' class i allaiil. 1 lis maniKT is rcall - liiu ' . 1 Ir ' s ( nir (. ' It-raii ( il ' lirr-ln iIiUt. Ami as cdiltir he duth shine. T,ct ' s not tm nct our infant. Slif is wry lirii hl, lhiiu, ;h small. 1 lev name is k ' thrl ' n idavd. And she ' s -really liked hy all. Hazel M., our hris htest i irl. Is a business shark, we heai ' . She wants to shine as a i)harmaeist . nd lune a j rand career. Xow twd like to se])arate. l ut it isn ' t any use. I ' or none would know which one was which Twi. t rdorence and h ' rances T. Daisy Mawrey is a bonnie lass. In fact, she ' s out of sight. It ' s odd, but exerythino- she does Soniehow .apjjears just rii ht. Our History shark is ( Irace Downing. She ' .s always so optimistic. She is yery fond of singing- .Xnd of all things artistic. Papre ninety-five 1914 T h e S ( (| 11 ( ' 1 1 ( ' 1- 1 And Jacky B ' s our big athlete, He d shine in any crowd. In cliapel time he talks not much And not always right out loud. Mabel Bartoo is a grammar shark. So tall, and slender and fair. But when it came to the Seniors Play, She certainly was right there. I guess vou all know our Louise. She ' s the girl with the quiet mien. She never could smile or whisper out. That ' s easy to be seen. Anna Zeliff is a popular girl. The wisest of us all. She ' s very quiet from seven to ten At home or in the hall. Clara V eikal sure can argue. .M sleight-of-hand she ' s there. But what we most of all admire Is her beautiful aubum hair. Our class cut-up is Gladys Konkle. She ' s in mischief all the while. But she captivates the teacher With that ever innocent smile. Jessie McLaughlin is another Who ' s a ven,- boisterous child. All of us wish she ' d quiet down And try to be gentle and mild. ' iola Droney is our singer sweet. She ' s a wee little might of a girl. She likes all kinds of fashions. And is specially fond of her curl. Our members are all counted now. You ' ve heard of even. one. And since there is no more to tell. This jingle, then, is done. Page ninety-sir i«)ii r ii ( s ( ' (| II ' 1 1 V i ' t The Forest Call • Oil. come. tlic fiircsts oii the distam liills Arc sif liiiiK. sitjliiiiK- ••(). conic. llic echoes of the woodland iill Arc soft rei)lyin,ti ' . Uo von n it hear tlic nnirnmr of the stream .- Do not tlic forest voices liaunt your dream . ' Tlie stately pines aloft their hranches wave. To Heaven pointing-. Their spicy halsani doth the senses lave With mild annointing. Their broad. jHotecting arms of shade beneath ' our tired soul may rest, and incen.se breath. The rustling maples in their tenderness Are soft beseeching. Their gentle ministry of kind caress Toward you is reaching. They whisper timidly alxjve your head And canopy with green your rustic bed. The oak, with arms extended, longs for you And rest it offers. Deep-rooted, from the soil its strength it drew, — This strength it profYers. .Vbove. its forked branches seek the sky. Around its head the birds of Heaven t1y. The birch, in well-bred silence, stands apart Antl waits your pleasure. Reserved and self-contained, its subtle art Is social treasure. To you it oflfers fairest courtesy Yet ' leaves your individual preference free. The gen ' rous cliestnuts anil the sycamores For you are praying. The beech in whispered accents low deplores Your long delaying. The aspen stands ai)art with (juivering leaves And o ' er vour lengthened absence softly grieves. Page ninetj-seven 11)14 T h e S o  | noli c 11)14 The altleis lu tlio woixlland stream confess Their adoration. The slender willows drt)op in mild caress Of approbation. Their voices join the river ' s silver call, And low they bend to hear your answer fall. A a e of welcome o ' er the wheat-tield runs, It thrills in greeting. Do you not hear each slender swaying stalk The words repeating? Upon the forest edge it bows and nods And introduces to the sylvan gods. ' ithin the fields where once the forest stood The elms rise single. Knee-deep in rye, with echoes of the wood Their voices mingle. And they unite to call a welcome clear. Serenelv wait vour answering ncte to hear. O, hearts that weary of the city ' s thrall And vain oblation. Give list ' ning ear luito the forest call Of invitation. Come close to Mother Nature ' s beating heart : Accept the healing of her mystic art. The tree-tops chant a psalm when tempests boom . fitting measure. The merry leaflets dance to wikl-birds hum ' Xeath skies of azure. Their organ-pipes for you the storm-wind fills. And their reolian harp the spirit stills. The forest calls with voices manifold. ' Tis pleading, pleading. The rippling .streams within its shaded wold Are interceding. The wild-flowers tip-toe stand to see you pass. And welcome nods the lush green river grass. —ELIZABETH OGDEX SMITH. Paee ninety-eight 1011 riic S( (|ii ' llr lull Alma iHatrr . ' Is .iliiia Miili-i ' s lii!ilri ' ii. av Proclaim mir tili.il loyalty. For Clarion is of rc al fame. Ami proudly do wc bear her name: I ' lie I ' lirj le robe of poz .rr she tt. ' ears . Ibmc ,1 lieart that dreams and dares, I 7; i7i ,f () ( (•; ' I ' nith her forehead erozens, .hid far and wiile her f raise re.uninds. In dignity enthroned she lealts I ' or all Ti7((i seek- her ofen gates. The Book of Knozeledge a ' i r outsf read Willi irisdoni ' s light ii on it shed : Her gestures iin ' itation sf ell. Her eyes a radiant zeeleome tell. F.aeli stranger may ado ted be Into her royal family. To her zee render homage due, .hid daily pledge our z ' lnes anczi. To her zee bend the Zi.-illing knee hi t d. ' en of fidelity: Her toiieli uplifts to manhood ' s height. Her counsel girds the soul zi ' itli might. .-Is fort h info the Zi ' orld zvc fare To plant the gold and purple there. Jir. The Watch on the Rhine. —R. O. S. P ge ninety-Dine 1{)14 The S( ' (|iiellt ' 1J)14 A nuinher of i) .-tl_v thefts liave occurred this year and not even those in autliorily liave escaped. Tlie following- effusion, evidently written in commemoration of one of the most daring of these, was rescued from the flames by one of t)ur literary janitors, who found it as he was performing his Tuesday morning- task : The Rape of the Lock ( Jl ' itli af tilogics to Alexander Pope — and others.) Not w ith more glories, in the ethereal plain The sun flrst rises o ' er the purjileil main. Than issuing forth, the ri al of his gleams. Came the fair Daphne from her happy dreams. On her white breast her tango beads she wore ' hich all may envy, and e ' en .some adore. Her lively looks a sprightly mind disclose. Quick as her eyes, and as unfixed as those. Favors to none, to all she smiles extends. Oft ' she rejects, but never once offends. Bright as the sun her eyes the gazer strike, And like the sun, thev shine on all alike. If to her share sonie female errors fall. Look on her face, and you ' ll forget ' em all. This nymph to the destruction of mankind Nourished bright locks which graceful lay behind In shining curls, and well conspired to deck Mth gleaming ringlets the smooth ivory neck. Love in these labyrinths his slaves detains And mighty hearts are held in slender chains. The adventurous Strephon the bright curls admired ; He saw. he wished, and to the prize aspired. Resolved to win, he meditates the wav Bv force to ravish or bv fraud betrav. And when to mischief mortals bend their will. How soon they find fit instruments of ill. Bold Strephon. having sworn the lock to steal. Seeks some brave spirit to aid him in the deal. And there before him. glad to lend a mite. V.m h o S q iv ' VM St;iiuls j ill l ' iu ' l .,i mis(.-liiff-lii iiii; - priu-. Oiiicklv til I ' lu-k. lu- Ic 111 lii.s nui lUy ileal; S(ii ii tlii ' x (.■iiiiliiv I ' a way In ili i I he deed. + :!= :;; One latelul day. t ' .iir Dapliiie inok her way To Science I lall. leM ' hed that ery day To teach her maids the iiielhnd and the art Of niakinj; ' daintv i arnients. part hy part. ' Twas then the wil Puck the iiKunent spied To seize the curl and i|nickly it tn hi te. Just then she swiliK drew with tempting j race A t vt)-e(lged weapi m tidni her shining ' case. She took tlie tool with deftness and extends The little engine mi her lingers ' ends. This jnst heliind fair Daphne ' s neck she spread . s nil the lengthy seam she heiids her head. Swift ti the Luck a ilionsand sprites repair: . thnnsand wings, hy tnriis, hkiw back the hair, And thrice they pinched and tweaked lier dainty ear. Thrice she looked hack, and thrice did Puck draw near. At last Puck spreads the g-Jittering forfex wide To enclose the lock; now joins it to divide. The meeting points the sacred hair dissexer I rom the fair head, forever ;ind fcjrexer. :|: -.i: :]: Hf Then flashed the liviil lightning fn:m her eyes . nd screams df hcirrcir rent the affrighted skies. Long mourned fair l)aphne for her ra ' ished hair, But it was gone and none would tell her where. One day bold Strephon from his pocket drew The lock, all framed and Ixiund with tow of blue. In vain she pleaded, raved and stormed and wept ; He ' d risked his soul, and what he ' d gained he kept. And closely sealed, the lock lies near his heart. And Strephon swears it ne ' er from him shall ])art. So cease, bright nymph, to mourn thy ravished hair. Just let another lock re])lace it where -Along thy snowy neck its fellows gleam . nd nightly haunt hold Strejihoii ' s troubled dream. Page one hundred one VM4 T li e S ( ' | u ( ' 1 1 ( ' lt)14 Even-Song Twilight is falling, dark o ' er the lawn. Shadows are deep ' ning. daylight is gone. Music is pealing, list to its swell. Lo! Tis tlie Xornial bell. Chorus. Far and wide the echoes float along. While our voices join in even-song. Over the valley, over the dell. — List! Tis the Normal bell. Tolling, tis tolling knell of the day, A ' ision of beauty passing away. Naming her graces, saying farewell. List! ' Tis the Normal bell. Calling, ' tis calling, calling to care. Labor and duty, gray days and fair. alor shall triumph. — this doth it tell. List ! ' Tis the Normal bell. Air. Twilight Is Falling. E. O. S. Page one hundred two I ' M i I ' Im ' Sr ni« ' II« ' I ' .ni Rules and Regulations of C S. N. S. 1. Stiidi ' iu- iinisi 11. ' I i;. ' I iIk- lark icnn draw water altc-r 10:00 p. in. or before h:7,o a. m.. as tlie lloor master init, ' -lu Ik.- awakened. _ ' , . 11 stiulems are advised U attend divine worshi]) on Sal)l)atli morning, for in so doing they will avoid suspicion of engaging in a rougli-lionse. 5. There must he no ventilation in Room N ' o. 41J. Stevens Hall. Tlie occupants of tiiat room are windy enough w ithout any outside aid. 4. Xo student shall l)e carried down to the bathroom on Sunday morning bv his fellow students, even if he never would go voluntarily. 5. W ' liile engaging in conversation with young gentlemen from Stevens Hall, young ladies must not look into the eyes of the young gentlemen, as in a certain well-known case. 6. Any student of the C S. X. S. wearing numlxjr six and one- half shoes must pay a cami)us fee of twenty-five cents, payable to James Pinks, Esq. 7. In case of the lights going out. students are advised to extract a feather from the i)illow. ' i ' his should be light enough for anyone. 8. All persons unfortunate enough to be encampused are ordered to not frequent the l ell tower, as the environment is not congenial for those liable to be led astray. 9. Inmates of Stevens Hall must not turn over in bed after 10:03 p m. as the unstable l)edsi)rings may creak and disturb the neighlx rs, or. worse still, the master. 10. Sweeping carjjets more than once a month is strictly pro- hibited as it is very detrimental to the carpets. Xote: — This rule is entirely unnecessary. I T. The fire-escape must m it be dropped under any conditions. In case of fire go out the main door or jumi) out the window. Rules Xos. 12 to 311 aie omitted because they were too lengthy for ]nibIication. Page one hundred three 11U4 Tilt ' S ( ' (| II t ' 1 1 (• 1 U4 512. Students must not lean out of the windows on the west side of Stevens Hall to call to passers-by as there is a cement walk l elow and they might fall and break it. 513. All young ladies and gentlemen desiring to go skipping should consult the preceptor or preceptress after making arrangements for the same. After the plans have been made, the ones consulted will in no case be so impolite as to refuse permission. 514. Students must not pick their teeth with fence rails. A com- mon case knife is very effective. 515. Students desiring to go to bed early should reiwrt to the floor master and thus avoid suspicion being placed upon tliem. 516. If a bell bov is wanted, wring a towel. M. H. D. Pa one hundred four VM I I he S ( ' (| II « ' I I t ' IDll Clieniistrv !I Xinv, woilhy Juiiinrs nf T915. accept a little good- natured advice from your ])redecessors. In tlie first place, when you go into the Chemistry class, look wise and feel wise even if you can ' t make Dad believe that you are wise. Don ' t feel discouraged, though there may he many hitter disajipointments awaiting you. (iirls, when vou arc late for 7:45 class, it ' s a very easy matter to pull your cap down over your touseled head, go to class and skip chajjei in order to comb your hair. But should that 7 145 class l)e Chemistry!! don ' t do it. You will probably l e asked publicly to remove your hat. If you are. you have the writer ' s sincerest sympathy. Be careful of your hair in the lalx)ratory. Did you ever wonder why the Juniors had the fashion of wearing their hair singed? Well, that did not come from the latest departments of fashionable hair- dressing, but from carelessly leaning over the Bunsen flame. By the way. in writing up your notes do not put b. b. for Bunsen Burner: that means ' big baby. After lighting the Bun.sen Burner, don ' t throw the match into the jar without first putting the match under water. li you do. you are in danger of causing an explosion and seeing the whole class run like b. b ' s. A JUXIOR OF 19 14. Pave one hundred fi 11)14 The Se(|iiello 1! 14 Love Love! Tis a glad and a blithesome tiling, — Pulses a-flutter, and thoughts a- ving. And the heart ' s clear call in the mating Spring, In a passionate joy of living: Lips a-tremble with Love ' s first kiss. Veins a-tingle with wine of bliss. Roseate future presaged by this, — This rapture of mutual giving. Love! ' Tis a melody Ijorne from far. Rich diapasoned from star to star, Earth-voiced by twain on the final bar In a solemn and sacred running. — Twain who have practiced thro ' stress of life. Chording thro ' sorrow, thro ' joy, thro ' strife, — Ivstical union of husband and wife. Pitched to a perfect tuning. —ELIZABETH OGDEX SMITH. Page one hundred six liM 1 I ' ll V S ( ' (| II ' I I 101 I A Memorable Episode Excitement lilleil llie very atinM |)lRTi- in Xavarre Hal! on a cer- tain Monday in early Octolier. It was evident in the Iialis. in the rooms, and even on the camjuis tliat sometliing unnsnalv was ffoinjj to liapi)en; and. of course, wiien jjirls attempt anything it is carried throug;li. and on that memorable niijht in October somethinjj did hap- pen. The affair was of an unusual character, but it broke the monotony of the hum-drum e i)eriences of Xornial .Schmil life. The idea was accepted (|uite readily In- most of the girls, who, when banded tot ether for the affair, termed themselves True S])orts. A meeting of the girls was called in second floor ])arlor. where the following plans were made; Those who wished to enter into the pro])osed i)lan were to sign their names to a statement which s.aid that tlie - beliexed it to be a good one. Then a fine of five cents was charged that expenses might be cov- ered. Certain girls were chosen to collect the dues and to prepare the lunch. The meeting adjourned with the promise that all would meet in the |)arlor at midnight. -Ml day Monday there seemed to be unusual excitement. Study hour was a period of suppressed restlessness. When the retiring bell rang, this restlessiiess burst forth into laughter and merriment, with here and there a whisi)er concerning the midnight feed. Lights went out on time, as usual, but few of the girls had reallv retired. Each one. dressed in her gym suit, patiently waited until the town clock struck twelve. . t that moment two figures were seen crossing the hall and entering the ])arlor. Soon two more emerged from a room nearby, and before long there came a large numl er of girls, all dressed alike; some sleepy, but others too full of excitement to think of sleep. . fter vain attempts to stifle the chatter and to bring the girls to order, lunch was served in the dark or bv an occasional ray from a flashlight, . fter disi)osing of pickles and sandwiches, a double line was formed. Standing there, as straight and as dignified as soldiers, the girls waited the command to march. The route chosen included second and third floor corridors. Not a drum was heard nor a single note until the stairs leading to third floor were reached. Then an fmtburst of song. We ' re here be- cause we ' re here. ' rang through the dormitory. Paire one hundred seven 11)14 r ii ( ' s (| II ( 1 1 ( ' li)14 It was not lonsj, liowcver. until sleeijy. glinst-like figures appeared in the doorways. Of course they di(hi ' t understand tlie proceedings and no one was kind enough to stop to explain. Tlie parade went on for a short time and finally the marauders disai)peared two by two l)ehind closed doors to dream away the effects of a midnight feed and a parade in Xa arrc llall. Page one hundred eight 11)11 I ' li V S V (| II I I V I1M I The Never Sweat Club ( Kiiiwii as the Lazy ' riiirteen. ) Mottn: W ' t- li: e wnrk; ii fascinates us. c can sit and li.nk at it tcr hours. We Inve tn keej) it l v us; the idea uf yetting rid of it nearly hreaks our hearts. Officers Lunmiander of thr I ' aithful WiUie Bruce, Es(|. W ' i .elder of 1 lis Majesty ' s Swnrd Clyde Weaver. B. T. Royal Sleejier of the Order Ray Humphreys Maker of the Beds Hon. Horace Mooney Keeper of the . larni Clocks ( used on special i;ccasions) James Madden Select Sayings of the Star Members Donald Walker — 1 turn pale when 1 sweat. Joe l iscus — 1 am not afraid of iirk. ( .• ' I Herman Sclirecken_efost — My hreakfast hoin- is at ten. John Bolam — T use at least one cake of soap a year. C. X. Stover — I sweep once a term. ( ?) Ben Wilson — i sn( re with delicacy. Herhert Linn — Don ' t wake me uii! Page one hundred nine Ii l  ill V So q II ( ' I I ( ' i!)14 Secret Order of Disciples of the Gun Ui i;;iiiiz(. ' il by llic I liH ' l lint Air I )i ]ii.ii cv and Secretary. Time of Meetinij — W Ihiumv a --luker can lie I ' diiikI. Pass W,.nl— Is the li.M.k haile.l? Line Up llerl)erl II. I anii ... i ' resident, ln ti.i:at r , ,| ' . ll Snipe llnniin.L; I ' luts I ' aiil H. (. ' I ' niier Kee]iei- dl (ioat, ( ireal Seal. I ' tc. I la es r. Shellitn C ' liiel I Int Air Dispenser. Secretary R.iy I Inmphrey My Catcher j ' ' hn r.ol;nn Watcrboy Merviite l)a is Ivmo-hneck l)a i l II. .Martin (The Xew . dditiiin) i Abe) (Snipes) Chief Sucker Purpose of the Organization Til dexeliip ni anxniu- nnfi rtiniate ennni h In he nnsupplied a keen stnse lit le it hiiniinaccMUsness and ina,!.;naniinit . Implements of tfie Society One hruken-di.w II. disunited. anti(|uated hattery. furnierly ni ij- gauge. and pos.scssiiig two instrutneuts fur detonatint the charsre of practically instantaneous comhustihles placed in the chaiuher: hut only po.sse.ssinj;- mie in w . It is also leaded so that it is iiu])! ssihle to cast a rav of lit;-ht front the eye throiti h it. Three death-dealiii! cartridges. ha ing- the charge of conihusti- hleiiess removed and oramtles of hiack ] e])per from the Clarion Nor- mal dining hall inserted; haxing the horrible life-destroying projec- tiles extracted and C. S. X. S. peas, as effective as bullets, placed in the resulting cavity. These, 1)acked by our ( ' hief Sucker. ma le an irresistible caii- iioiiade. Scene of the Hunt In the wilds and si liludes of Clarion County, Pa., 4 9-3 miles southeast of the Xorth Pole, of that inarticulati1)ly delightful spot of l eace, known as the Hall of E]jicureans of C. S. X. S. One bright, sunny October day. Snipes, then known as Abe. ex- pressed a desire to hunt snipes. So the society hastily gathered Page one liundred eleven 1914 r li V s ( ' (| n ( ' 1 I ( ' ion together its forces and in ctnipany w itli . l)e ])roceede(l to tlie scene aforesaid mentioned. Abe was stationed oii a hme stunij) in the midst of a tliicket. wliile the gang circled out around to drive in the game. Shortly after they reported at Stevens Hall, all present but . lje. Three and one-half hours later Al e came trudging mournfully in. his air of bravado gone, no game, but with a fine st(iry about getting lost in. the woods ; but we knew that he knew that for three long, dreary hours he had waited on the stumj) for the game t i appear. Moral — Don ' t show vour color ( green. ) H. C. S. Page one hundred twelve l ' . l I I ' li « ' ■; V | II « ' I 1 V VM BIF : i ' ■:zJ r-. - K i ' nmmwmm ' Who enters here leaves hope beliiiid. But leaves within his cash. For loaded down with books twice bought. He carries off the trash. Books writ by Profs, and i)ai)er bnund. . nd sold with smiles, yiu see. ' Fur tiiese. the genial bookman says. ■■ ' e charge a trifle fee. Page one hundred thirteen 1J 14 1 h ( ' S o (| II I I ( ' 11)14 Marching Song Brightly gleams i ur banner. Moating toward the sky, (jiadly will we follow Where nur ci.iUjrs fly : (ii.ld and purple wa ing, Music in the air, Onward we are marching ' Xeath our colors fair. Chorus: — I rightly gleams our banner, Floating toward the sky, Ciladly will we follow here our colors fly. Heart to heart united In a mutual love, Alma Plater ' s children Their devotion prove ; Kee])ing step together. Facing toward the light, Onward we are marching Xeath our colors bright. Aliua Mater ' s praises Sound on every tongue, Like a mightv chorus On the breezes flung; ' e. her loyal children. Pledge our love anew. — F. erywhere and always She shall find us true. Air — Onward, Christian Soldiers. E. O. S. Pagre one hundred fourteen V.)l{ V ii o S ( ' | 11 « ' I I ( ' • ! An Acrostic as Given by a Noted Institute Instructor A M R 1 A I ii.irN I) IT M ' .ll.i ' N I U lO I ) IXI ' -.S AXii ' Acrrui ' . .vRXi ' .srxi ' .ss i.i-A ' iRh ri ' v Ml•:K(. ■ xi,i(,i rr i-.x.Mi ' -X ' i ' 11. ROADS P.HTl ' .orsXI- ' .SS ( i( )Si: I ' l.T xnisrm kON XTl-.l.LECT C )RN oi rt)N l-LTURE OMiMERCi OLLI ' -HES cuuri rrui-: kT 1 TkllSM Intluence has l)ecii divided into four qnalilics wliicli count:— Initiative — Power to think l(n- yourself. ' I ' enacitv — . dherence to pnriio.se. ludsnicnt— .MjIc to forecast the result of actions. Svn ' ipathy— Capacity f.,r chan.qino- positions with those around ' The strcnoth of one ' s memory .Iqiends to a qrcat extent on one ' s liahits of tlious ' lit. Page one hundred fifteen 1J)14 T ii o S V (| «i o 1 1 o V.n I Educational Threes The Three R ' s — Readiii ' . Ruin ' . Ritlinieiic. The Three M s — Mind. Matter. Method. The Three H ' s — Head. Heart. Hand. The Three L ' s — Love, Law. Liberty. The Three G ' s — Grace. Grit. Gumption. The Three School Periods — Assignment. Study. Recitation. Tliree Teachinsr Acts — Instruct. Dril]. Test. Twelve Mistakes of Life It is a great mistal e 1. To set up our own standard of right and wrong and judge people accordingly. 2. To measure the enjoyment of others by our own. 3. To expect uniformity of opinion in this world. 4. To look for experience and judgment in youth. 5. To look for perfection in our own actions. 6. To worry ourselves with what cannot be remedied. 7. Xot to yield to immaterial matters. 8. Xot to alleviate all that needs alleviation so far as lies in our power. 9. To consider e erything possible that we cannot perform. 10. To believe only what our finite minds can grasp. 1 1. To expect to be able to understand everything. 2. The last and greatest mistake of all is to live for time alone. with no thought for the future, when anv moment mav launch us into eternitv. FROM AX ENGLISH PAPER. Page one hundred sixteen 11)14 T h e S ( ' | noil e 11)14 We Wonder If Weaver really l(.) us Alartha ' V if it is just calf lnvc . If it takes a l:)edbiig four and a half da s with an iron Ijill and a wooden leg to drill through a cake of soft soap, how long wnuld it take Bruce to do a real day ' s work ? When Helen Burkhart ' s grin will wear nfi. Why the l ' enns l ania Railruad has a special attraction for Grace 1 ow ning. How Esther Stuver likes to receive a box of mice. ( I lelp! I How often some of the rooms in Stevens Hall see a hrooni. Who will he in line for the snipe hunt next fall term. How many times Walker has heen skipping this year. Cjet the hook. If the statement that Love is a misunderstanding between two fools is true. When the Clarion Normal will install a marriage bureau. Ben Wilson wants to know. How Acor likes married life, h ' roni appearrmces it must 1)e grand. Linn to Bowman — You don ' t pay the fellows half enough for ringing the bell. Bowman — If you fellows had rung it for nothing, we wnuld have been beat. Miss Nolin to Conner, who was sick — Did you take those pills that 1 left on the table last week? Conner — No, was I supposed to take them? Aliss Nt)lin — No, 1 left them for a table ornament. How manv candles did Air. Pinks ha c on his birthday cake? There wasn ' t enough room for all the candles, so ue used . 2- candle-power incandescent lights. Professor ' elch. in Physics, to Helen P urkhart — Vour tongue travels faster than light. ( 186.000 miles per second.) Page one hundred eighteen ij [ I h ( So (1 II ( ' 1 I o ' • ' ' Wanted All automatic tnu-k t.. cany WailuirtMn up aud .l.. vn tlic liniu- liall at meal times. To cxchau-c faces with souie i n,,,! l,,okui- fellow.— Cly.le Weaver. A niaclunc u l.low - t ' f hot air.— (ilenu Mast. . (!vice iu niatrimouy — Hayes Shelhto. . u iionest uian — i uth Tattou. •1 ,. kuow how to i)n.pose--Charles Swartzfaser. . patent watershed to cover l.e.ls ui Stevens Hall— Orr and Shaffer. . i uide for U ' ilson ' s grove — Elizaheth F.rown. .A man with an autoni..hile ( hi.gh ideal inchule.l I— Miss P.arton A blacksmith to shoe Hies off Hannah Vingling — Xate Croasman. All sorts of hair i any color ) for the purpose of making a switch- Miss Xoliu. Something to make whiskers grow faster— John P.olam and John M(X)ney. Someone to give C . X. Stover a hath— His room-mate. Advice what to do when the faculty butts into matrimonial affairs — Herman Schreckengost. A secretary to write all personal letters and a messenger Ix.y to deliver them at a house on Filth Ave.— Herbert Linn. Some material for a good quartette— Franklin Society. Miss Givan in History— What was the Sherman Act? Bright Freshman— Marching through Georgia. The stingiest man on earth— One who used the wart on the back of his neck for a collar button. Page one hundred nineteen 11 14 I h (• S | 11 e 1 1 e 1«U 1 Howls Miss (nvaii (at the table) — This egs; doesn ' t harmonize with the plate. ilr. Schreckergost — It looks good tr me. Hannah Vingling (scratching her head at lo a. m. Simday ) — Guess they must have gone to breakfast. Frances Thompson (gazing dreamily otn of the window I — Xo, they ' ve gone to church. Many a girl thinks she has broken her heart when she has only sprained her imagination. Mastni Tliom]iS(_n — One of Bnrbank ' s latest monstrosities. Dad — ' Wiiat is a natural law? Miss Dronev — A natural law is a law that tells how anything acts. Dad — The statement. The horse acts hke the D . is a natural law. I supix-se? A little llunking now and then Will iiappen to the best of men. ' Ruth Patton (throwing her arms around Tommy) — ' Gee! I like you. Tommy. ' Tommy — Well, what do you want now? Never nm after a woman i r a street-car. .Another will l)e along ii ' a minute. Oda Vingling — Oh. Mary! Did you see my new signet ring? Mary Carrier — Gee. isn ' t that peach ! Oda — I like it. Hal Ha! There is nothing like Ijeing Hajipy ' ! Dad ( in Physics, when he was h( lding a mirror liefore the class Irving to ex] lain images) — Don ' t be frightened to look in. Miss Churchlev. I have to look at you every day. Page one hundred twenty VM I ' h r S V ( II ( ' I I V v.ni Dining Hall Rules and Regulations I. This scliDol is situated un a hii(li bluff aud run on tlie same plan. J. I)un t crr ahuut ])avin ; ' i iu ' l: )ar l l)ill. iliis scliool is suijported by its foundation. 3. Guests desiring exercise are re |uested to go to the kitchen and ])ound tlie meat. 4. Guests are requested not t tip the waiters as it may break some dislies. 5. Beard is llfty cents per S(|. ft. Meals extra. 6. . nyone desiring fine Ijoard, call for saw-dust. 7. Guests wishing to get u]) without l;eing called may have self- rising l)iscuits for (hnner. 8. Anyone wanting two helpings of salt mackerel will be given a reward. 9. Don ' t use tooth-|)icks ; forks are preferred. In ordering sahnon, one may always expect kerosene oil. II. Everyone has to ])ut fortli a special eff )rt to hold up the table on account of the strong butter. Page one hundred twentjr-onc 1J)14 T he S e (1 u e 1 1 e 11 14 Grins Bonnie, in a quiet voice — ' I hese teachers have got it into their heads that I go skipping and how am I going to change their minds? ????? Daisy — We liad a lesson on matrimony today and Laura liked it. Laura — Yes. and it was good, too. Bill Hindman (in irgil ) — I can t do that. Dr. Ballentine — e don ' t do Latin : we do each other. Say. girls, did you hear tlie news? Martie got a Weaver! What zoological sjiecimen does Mabel meet every morning coming from German class? Y-ant (Wiant). Hannah Yingling to Mary Lnwry and Hazel Morrison — I think that Xate Croasmun. Doc. Walker and Bill Bruce are the liest looking fellows in the school. (W ' e wonder why.) The students in Botany were studying the dandelion. On a certain day it rained and the dandelions were not out. Edith to Hannah — Did you get a dandelion toda y? Hannah — Xo! Did you suppose I was going to hold an um- brella over them luitil they come out? Dad , delivering a monologue in Oiemistry — Cider is changed into vinegar by the action of bacteria. They live in the cider, get their food there and even die there. Did you ever see the settlings in the bottom of the vinegar barrel? Qass — Yes ! Dad — Well, those are the unburied remains. Pa e one hundred twenty-two i ni I ' h V S ( ' i 11 ' I I ( ' VM I ' lcase It ' ll lla es that I ' .ilith nidius in y . lie has a tendency t ' l rini;- ( whieli is the hnen nmni. We wonder why llainiah likes n traxel at midnight. Ans. — Uccanse it so often rains. Professor Wilkinson (in talking ahont straight insnrance) — Pav inonev all our life and yet the nione - hack when vnu die. . nna to the girls — Don ' t yon think that Louise will soon be a nienilier of this faculty? She has heen carrying Miss Xolin ' s key.s around for the last two days. After a new cou])le ha ' e attended the lecture, liss C. — That must l e a case. James Whitcomb R. — What kind of a case? Miss C. — Smear case ( schmeier kasse). Onestion — ' A ' e wonder wliy Helen rushes to the window? Answer — To see ' ance i)assing l)y. Paere one hundred twenty-thr 1!)14 The So(Hioll( ' 1914 Ouch ! ! (iirls. do y(ju kiiiiw li - Inez ne er gels a letter? Well, she has heen writing mie all term and has nut completed it et. 1 wonder to v.honi she can l;e writing. She claims she does not ha c a beau, bnl don ' t you believe it I Mabel W eilile. with a sigh — I ' m afraid J ' m Ix ' ginning to lo e him. Dad, in Physics, to I ' at (whose nose was sunburned to a ripe- tomato color) — Well, if light is reflected from the Itack of a reflector, you wouldn ' t get anv satisfaction fri m looking in -onr mirror. Pat (looking cross-eyed at her nose) — Well. 1 don ' t just at jiresent. Did you ever notice how anxious Daisv is to get out of ( ierman class? Well! she has been noticed talking too frankly (Frank) at the head of tiie stairs. Dad , in Chemistry — With whicli of the following elements are i. u familiar: r.xvgen, sulpluu ' . selenium or tellurium? Class in a body — Oxygen ! Bright student (after a pause) — Suli)hur, too. Dad — Well. I should liope so. If xou ' re not now. you ' ll be more so hereafter. Why was Maliel so anxious to have a camera with her at the junction when going home on a certain Saturday ? Well! Well! I he ]iictures will tell. Page one hundred twenty-four V.) I r ii V s (• i| II ( ' 1 1 ' 1011 This vuuiit;- man ' s lilV is ended. Thon. li lie liad n.. dread disease. Was ndt slrieken li pnennn inia. Was not killed iiy .XornKil lees. It is net a wieked ninvderer Who ' s t(i hlanie fm- this sad deed. ' I ' lie ptKir nnsnspeetint;- lellow lias hecn t a Hell ' i ' liwer feed. Wanted — . s(|nare meal — (dadys entze . We wish Mr. I ' inks wDuld grow a nuislaelie. Whv does Estlier Stover aet so |ueer? „s. — She is Moon(ey) struek. Wanted— . i;irl. Anything- will d...— ' ere Wining. Ten dollars reward will be i aid to the one that is able t.. eapture a wild animal by the name of .Mason Thompson and keep hm, under control for one week. Page one hundred twenty-five 11)14 T li e S (J Ji I I 1«)1 ARRIVING AT CLARION Professor Welcli. in .Vstronomy — Xdw. Class, vuu liave to know these points of reference. Why. vou won ' t Ix- able to locate your- selves when you get to Heaven if you don ' t know some points of reference. ' Bright Student (in a whisper) — Xo. and ' Dad ' won ' t be there to help us. Daisy — Oh. girls. I got annther box of chocolate cherries. Girls — Who from. Brother Walter? Mr. Egbert to Mr. I- ' agley — There is something wrong here. The ceiling is leaking down on us. Conner i in Puljlic S])eaking) — Don ' t call on me this mi rning. 1 haxen ' t had anything to eat. Miss Fitzgerald — F ' oor child. Conner — My stomacli has been hanging on mv backbone for the last two hours. We had salt mackerel for breakfast. Page one hundred twenty-six 1011 h ( ' S ( ' (| noil o llMl LEAVING CLARION T ' j-na lUiiike — TlKTe are citiiiteen cases in the school. ' Helen— ••What kind? Mackerel? The cnws are in the meadow. The sheep are in the grass, Bnt all the silly little geese Are in the Freshman class. The following electi(-ns were playeil hy i)ur helnved orchestra: ••Oime Where My L ' lve Lies Dreaming — I ' r fifty cents. ••Trn.st Her Not — With an illustrated cover. See. the Conquering Hero Comes — With full ..rchestra. ••When the Sun Shall Set Xo : Iore — in C. There Was a Little Fisher Maid — In three jiarts. ••The Tale of a Sword-fish — With many scales. After the Hall — l- nr second hass. Home, Sweet Home — In ime Hat. Hayes — nu arc not good enough for decent company. Come up here and sit hy me. Pape one hundre l twenty-seven 11)14 The Se quelle 1911 Grinds Miss Stalilnian, at the tal)le — ' J ' iie .t;irls in Domestic Science to- day baked an eg.i;less. lintlerless and milkless cake. Mr. Siiellitii — It nuisl ha e been a ])ie. I ' rnfessur Welch to Egljcrt — What awful noise is that coming from Music Hall? I ghert : 1 can ' t imagine; unless it is the i ' ranklin quartette practicing. Hannah ' iugiing to Professor Tliomson in l ' s ' cholog - — We use to have a horse that was as nice and gentle as could be. but when I came around it would kick a blue streak. Pr(.)fessor Thomson — 1 should think ' it would kick a red streak. Miss Stahlman. in ' ocal Music — When _ du are Seeing Xellie Home, don ' t drag. Mr. Wiant — The moou was full — Miss P)Unke — Is seeing stars merely an expression or does a person reall) ' see stars when they fall? Jessie — I remember that but 1 have forgotten it. Dad — Don ' t vou mean you ha e forgotten to remember it? Miss (iivan — I heard that there was a boycott on eggs. Johanna Kerschgens — here was he caught? So, to bed when you please, And be at -our ease, For you ' ll tlie just the same Of some Latin disease. — Ex. Page one hundred twenty-eight I«)l I I ' h V S V (| II ( ' I I ( ' P.M Strikes! Mr. Pinks to ieiKniexe cetcr, purchasing ' l)i_M_)ks — Miss W ' cetcr. wlial ' s your lirsl name? ( icncvieve — i Ii iw much ? Anna Zchfle (all in a llurrv) — Say. kills I did an ' nf vou lake my switch? 1 can ' l lincl it anywhere. T ater she tcanid it liangintj- uj) nn her wall. I ' a heard him gi e the Xi)rmal yell. I ' or joy he could not speak. He murmured, Mother, listen To our Joseph talking (ireek. Professor Egbert, speaking to Cal in Xeely in (irammar — What do you think an auxiliary yerl) is? Mr. Xeely — Excuse me. I don ' t think. During the ' inter Term a peculiar epidemic broke out among the Ereshmen of C. S. X. S. Only Freshmen were subject to this peculiar rash and no one was able to name it. fiss X ' olin. l eing asked what slie had decided to call it, replied : ' T call it the ' Freshman itch. ' Page one hundred twenty-nine 11 14 The StMiuello V.n[ January jo, 1914. 5:40 P. M. Xavarre Hall, Room 169. Lamentations — 13, 27. No lite, no hete. Shall we die or shall we not die? Reasons: — Backache, headache. Spirits fell this morning: fear they are broken. Heart sick. Head whirling. Shoulders sore. Joints tired. Something awfully wrong with whole system. Think I ' d better get away before any row starts. Needed two consolers. Might-be Causes : — Room-mate cleaned too much Friday. Sitting between Hayes Shellito and Chester Braden at table — too much for constitution. Needed lots of sympathy — some loving. Load of names too much for one little back — such as Pig. Pest, Pippin. Bear, Sweetheart. Rascal. Torment, Alarm Clock. etc., etc. Too much or not enough dope. Special : John Bolam is going with a new girl. ( We wonder how lanv this makes this year? Get an arithmetic.) Wanted a hook to drag Horace Moonev awav from Navarre Hall. Pa e one handred thirty MM I I ' lir S( ' (|ii ' ||( ' | )i| THOSE TEACHERS Take Vdiir seat, please. Hand in i inr pajiers. 0. V. n l.l.ickheads. Sit (liiwii. Everylindy ])a - atlentinn. Tell all yiiu know ahdut it. Ever_ ' h(jd - lie here i in time. Ahvay.s study at least twelve hours. Can ' t _ iiu slanil u])? Have your papers ready. Eat luueh slowly. Read your lesson over five times. Sto]) your whispering. Pape one hundred thirty-one 11)14 The S (Mill (lie 1911 Teachers ' Expressions Dr. Smitli — Um. (But it means snmetliin.y. ) Dr. Ballentiiie — Do you sec it now? if not, asl questions. Professoi- W ' elcJi — If tliere is anything- 1 liate it ' s tliat d guessing. Miss Barton — It ' s a miglity good thing. Miss Gi an — Do •ou get the jioint? Professor I ' lghert — ' ou don ' t tliink? Tlien let someone talk v!io does tliink. Miss Rice — Get all }-our material before you enter the class- room. Professor Thomson — A — hem — m. Professor ' ilkinson — Xow listen, little children. (To the Seniors.) Miss Jones — 1 know it. Miss Fitzgerald — I want you to review the sul)jinicti -e mode without fail. Professor Acor — Think, if you please! Miss Stahlman — Oh. my nerves are all on end. ' Miss Nolin — I was stung last night. Professor Carson — Ha e you an excuse? Miss True — Too niucli talking. Miss Bovce — Xow siieak so the whole class can hear vou ! Page one hundred thirty-two 1«MI I h c S c (| noil V  • ' Passing It On riie Ciillcgc President: — Siicli rawness in a -Uuk ' nl is a shame. Hut lack of i)rei)aratinn is to liiame. The lligli School Principal: — (iood heavens, what cnulily I The l)uy a fndl. The f;uilt. of course, is will) the i,;raniniar school. The Ciranunar Principal : — Oh. that from such a dunce 1 niit;ht he p;ired I Thev send them uj) to me so unprepared. The Primary Principal : — Poor kindergarten hlockhead ! And they call That preparation! Worse than none at all. The Kindergarten Teacher: — Xever such a lack of training ilid I see! What sort of jjerson can the mother he! The Mother :— )U stupid child! I ' .ut then you ' re not to blame. Your father ' s family are all the same. — PRIM. RY PL. XS. Humphreys was a Junior Who thought he ' d save pelt By doing the barl ering Act for himself. Haust was another ' ith purpose the same. Singed off his whisker-crop Over a flame. Page one hundred thirty-three 11)14 Till ' Se(| nolle U)IA Recipes To one piece of dark piazza add a little moonlight — take for granted two people. Press in two strong ones a small, soft hand. Sift lightly two ounces of attraction, one of romance, add a large measure of folly; stir in a floating ruffle and one or two whispers. Dissolve half a dozen glances in a well of silence; dust in a small quantity of hesitation, two of yielding; place the kisses on a flushed cheek or two lips, flavor with a slight scream and set aside to cool. This will succeed in any climate if directions are carefully followed. HOSPITALITY. Take some kindly mortar And little bricks of love. Tiles of trusty friendship To make the roof above — Tiny little windows lade of sunshine bright. A dcor with easy hinges To open with delight, To welcome all the dear old friends Who chance to pass your way — Whh every joy to cheer your path Increasing day by day. FRIENDSHIP. To a sheet or two of paper Add a pen, somejnk and time, Then flavor well with kindly thoughts In answer to tliis rhyme. CHEERFULXESS. Work a little, sing a little, whistle and be gay. Read a little, play a little, busy every day. Talk a little, laugh a little, don ' t forget to pray. Be a bit of merrv sunshine all the blessed wav. Page one hundred thirty-foar I« l I r ii V s ( ' (| iM ' 1 1 « ' P.M I moral: Before Expe v me n tinq IN CWEAAISTRY STUD EfJGI-ISH The best lime In handle a man is when he is a htiy. Noah was six hundred years ..Id helore he knew hnw to Inuld an ark — don ' t lose your srip. •■When a man sits down an begins to congratulate himself on ban- s. good. says Uncle Eben. is de time dat Satan begins to look him i ver to see if he is ' Iniut r w enough to inck. When vou are perfectly satisfied with your art. your education, ,,r the g.nernment under which you live, ynu are dying at the top, and had better telephone f r the undertaker. The hoe is a good teacher.— Man that doesn ' t hoe his character every day or two won ' t have any. •T)e reason some of us doesn ' t git along. said Uncle Eben. is dat we sit down dreamin ' ub aulnnmbiles when we oughter be pushmg our wheelbarmw. Page one hundred thirty-five 1J)14 T h e S o n II e 1 1 e 11)14 How to Make a Model Senior First take a big and noble girl And fill her full of Love. Choose one with a sense of honor And some thoughts of things alxne. Xow add the burning fire of Hope And set her in a school ; Be sure and stir her all the time So that the hope won ' t cool. When you think she ' s started. Then, not sooner, you may add A little pinch of mischief — (Not enough to make her bad), A great big sense of humor And a heart that ' s full of fun ; Stir harder now than ever. For the good work ' s just begiui. If you ' ve followed these directions. You can just stand by and look. She ' ll begin to bubble over And fill each tiny nook ' ith stories of her jokes and pranks. And prizes won. and teachers ' thanks. And when she ' s cooked a little longer. Then, ah then, she will be done. And you ' ll have standing up before you A jolly Senior young. — G. A. Y. The senior-teacher asker her pupils for some very long sentences. One bov wrote : Imprisonment for life. Page one hundred thirtj-six IJMI r h r S r (| II « ' I I ( ' 1 14 The Sam Alive Liza great men Allcry niindus Weaken maker Liza hlime Andy parting Leavebe indus lMK)tprints ontliu Sanza time. Sunday Sclinol Teacher — Mary, what must we do first loefore we can expect forgivenness for our sins? Mary — W ' e must sin first. Daisy (in first grade) — Calvin, what is water? Calvin — It ' s what gits black when you wash your hands in it. Upon mv coat sleeve is a hair Which doth a storv tell. It proves a head hath rested there . nd proves it ])retty well. I ' ll trump U]) no excuses fine. For I admit, you see. I just can ' t kee]i that pup of mine Froiu climl ing up on me. Teacher — Johnny, what is the tongue used for? Johnny (after a pause) — To lick jelly dishthes with. Teacher — Begin with the cornea and name the parts of the eye. Pujjil — Cornea. Sierra Xevada. Rockies, Great Basin, Appa- lachian Highlands and Atlantic Coastal Plain. Question — How would you take care of the stomach? Answer — ' ash it. Page one hundred thirty-seven 1J)14 T h e S (Mill o 1 1 e lUU Selected lii(li uhialily — A harmless trait i)i)sscsse(l hv nnest-lf. The same trait ill ntliers is tldwnri.t ht i(hncy. — Foolish lUclioiutrx. Manners — A dithcult syni]ihnny in the kev of B natural. — Foolish Dictionary. Prejudice — A cataract on the eye nf judi nient. It ain ' t nil use puttin ' up er unihrella till it rains. — Mrs. JFiggs. The man wlm is always lia int;- liis feelinos hurt is alxiut as ])leasino; a cumpanion as a pehhle in a slme. — :. Hubbard. A 1) )}- describes scandal thus: It is when UDlxuh- ain ' t d(ine ncthin and somebody goes and tells. He also describes a big- bnnher as a fellow what knows all about you but likes yon just the same. Can ' t none of us help what traits we start out in life with, but we kin help what e end up with. There ' s always lots of other folks you kin be sorry fer steel of yerself. Ain ' t you proud you ain ' t got a harelip? — Alice Hcgaii Rice. The danger lies n(it in the l)ig ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouth. — Cynic ' s Calendar. Success comes in cans; failure in can ' ts. De world owes vou a ]i in ' . said L ' ncle Eljen, but ' ou ' s gcitter make some kind cf a showin ' to decide whether it ' s gwinter be cold mush or jjeaches an ' cream. or FRIES If a Uneeda cracker is a soda cracker, what is an ice pick? ( Water cracker. ) If a water cracker is a Uneeda biscuit, what is an emaciated goat? ( Eiutter thin.) If a lUitter thin is an emaciated goat, what is Prof. Egbert? (An educator. ) If an educator is Prof. Egbert, what is Teddy Roose elt? (Ani- mal cracker. ) Pape one hnudred thirty-eight IIMI I ' ii ( ' S V (| noil V v.n I Cliiet Butclier — L. (iuy t ' arsun. Overseer nf tlie I ' ursaken — .Miss Xnlin. Kec ' iicr ni tlie Tills — (ieor e Showers. . ssislanl Ductur — William liruce. Xote; — W ' e ari ' ik t respunsihle fur the dnetors ' mistakes as they will he hurled. Terms — hnle ■ nr yi ur lile. Oflice Ihnirs — (Jne until nn. Later if hv appnintment. This hospital is strictly up-to-date, haxing e erything froui a stomach ])ump to a left-handed screw (lri -er. Blessed is he who shall have his aiipeudix cut out for he shal jrnw manv. — Jonathan i2-(j. Page one hundred thirty-nine 1914 T he S e (1 u e 1 1 e It) 14 Department of Geography Abnormal Answers From Normal People l.iindiiii 1)11 tile TliaiiK ' s is the lari cst cit ' in l v wnrld. It is a large huildiiij ' aiul a l cautiful sceiier_ . Luiuberinsj; ' . niininy, niaini- lacturiiif;- and the great Lord li e,s there. The lowlands of South America are the Andes un the western side and the Ai)i)!ieatiiin un the east. (Juehee and Ceylon are cities in Itgypt. The Rhine is a cit - in (lernian - and has its sotu ' ce in the [British Jsles. Erie is in the northwest jiart nt I ' ennsyKania, noted for a seaport of Lake Erie and the animal conferences are held. Andora is a encmous snake f(jund in Africa. Siheria — A desert in Africa noted hecanse of its great extent of dry land. Siheria — A southern jirison during the Civil War. Most cruel treatment of the Union soldiers. Siberia — A cit ' in Spain noted for window staining. Seaports of the V. S. — Strait ni (iihraltar, southern part of ATarvland on eastern coast. Liberia — A prison of exile. Iron and coal, wheat, corn, lumber, fruits and gold, and silver are the Dependencies of the I ' nited States. The dependencies of the United States are exporting minerals, grains and oil. Page one hundred forty VM Ml (• S( ' «ni( ' llo 11)11 riio i ' i|ualiii is ;i puim nf placrs midwav lirlw ci-ii tlu- ])i)Ics. Tlio i-i|iiat ' i- is an imiiioval lo line lialf way IjcIwccii the N ' mviIi nml South I ' oles. riio ei|iiaU r is aii imat;inali c line. l.atiUule is iniaL;inar - lines extending an tmd the eartii parallel ti. each dther. A Request and the Reply Said he: Ahl ' .nugh 1 don ' t complain. I wish you ' d learn to make Those t(j(.thsi me little griddle eakes My mother used to hake. 1 do not hlame du, love. she iiurrei For I. too, often sigh For lovely clothes and hats like those Dear father useil to hu - ! page one hundred forty-one 1«)U T h e S o (1 11 e 1 I e i; 14 v.n I he S ( ' (| II « ' I I V I1MI } j gc€s a. a wXiSpeT-S  i lcwnd well S y jz c Apl to capture t t dclU Y; 1914 V li e S c q II ( ' I 1 11)14 CLOTHIERS FURNISHERS ALEXANDER MOORE Clothes of the Hour All this ad ' s for is to let you know that we extend to you a hearty welcome at our store at any time. You ' re foxy enough to buy of the store that will do the best for you. The most skillful tailors known to the trade build our clothes artistically, and they build them well and build them on honor. Our furnishings come from the hands of the best manufacturers. Our inducement is : The best, at moderate prices. ALEXANDER MOORE CLARION, PA. The best attractions are shown always at The ORPHEUM Clarion ' s Up-to-date Theatre Page one hundred (orty-four v.ni r ii ( ' s V (| II ( ' 1 1 V VM KUHN ' 5 BAKLRY for - Bread, Pies and Cakes v ' llOLL.SALL AND RLTAII Both Phones MAIN 5TRLLT Clarion Music House The L. ' irtfcst Music House Nortli of Pittsl)urgh High Grade Pianos, Violins, Man- dolins, Banjos, Guitars and Accor- deons. All of the New Edison products, Victor and Columbia ma- chines and records. EverytHinjr I save you 25 to 35 per cent, on Violins and Pianos. Come, see and be convinced. I stand back of every instrument I sell for the money I sell it. LOUIS POULAIN CLARION, PA. Page one luimired forty-five l)ciiiiiilcrS:SdieiidvCo. 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PENN ' A E CIJTH We Make a Special ty Of Handling Goods Appealing to the up-to-date JLWLLLR Opposite the New Jones House LNGRAVING FRLL Institution and 5chool Trade We carry a complete line of all No. lo canned goods com- monly known as gallons. In addition to this we carry a complete line of goods han- dled by the retail grocer, making a specialty of all high grade canned goods. Geo. S. Datii herty Co. Wholesale Grocers PITTSBURGH, PA. Page one hundred forty- 1911 T li e S (| n ( ' I I o 1J)U Nail ' s Restaurant Lunch, Meals ICE CREAM OYSTERS IN SEASON Both Phones, No. 125 WILSON BLOCK CLARION, PA. CruikshankBro ' sCo. ' sTlie Clarion Drv Goods Co. PICKLES KETCHUP APPLE BUTTER Absolutely Pure will always welcome you to their Dry Goods Store, where you will always find what ' s what in Ladies ' Keadv-to-wear 5uits, Coats and Dresses and about every wanted article that should be found in a first-class up. to-date Dry Gods Store. Page one hundred forty eight v.n I I ' li V S • (| II ( ' I I o v.n I Resources Over One Million Three Hundred Thou- sand Dollars Citizens Trust Co. CLARION, PA. JOHN GIBSON, - President C. W. AMSLKR, Vice-President W.A.GRAHAM, - Treasurer H.M. HUFNAGEL, Asst. Treas C. C. MOORE. - Asst. Treas. JOS. HERMAN DEALKK IX General Groceries, Fruits, Confectionery, Cakes, Crackers Cigars and Tobacco Phone 101 CLARION. PA. Memory Enlarging and Framing Ansco Cameras and Supplies Vowinckcl Art Studio Clarion, Pa. J. C. Farmers ' Telephone Vowlnckel, Prop ' r Pate one hundred (ortyn ine You have much to re- member, but we wish to impress just this one fact upon your mind, that we are in business for your healtfi. Rcid ' s Dru Store THE KEXAL STORE 512 Main Street Clarion, Pa. A. 0. Corbett Drug Co. CLARION, PA. Drugs and Books Normal School Stationery Pennants, Banners, etc. The Bazaar A COMPLETE. LINE. OF Clothing, Dry Goods, Shoes, Furnishings, and Ready - to - Wear Ladies apparel The store that saves you money. MAIN ST. CLARION. PA. 1914 T li e S e i| u e 1 1 o 11)14 C. F. and W. L. BUY and rent our theatri- cal costumes from Esser Brothers, 233 Fifth Avenue, McNUTT the most complete theatrical costume house in Western .. , , Pennsylvania. HdlllC (it (i(l()(l SllOCS After leaving the college you may still be interested in theatri- C1_AR10N PA. cals, if so, kindly remember us. | G. 5CHIRMLR, dnc p-_ ' - S S Music Publishers and Importers 3 East 43d Street New York D A V 1 D A. K A U FM A N Terms and catalogue on request. OPTICIAN Mail orders solicited. Clarion. Penn ' a Domestic Brand Canned Foods Under this brand we furnish Sweet Corn, Stringless Beans. Midget Stringless Beans, Dwarf Lima Beans, Sweet JSilted Peas, Sweet .Midget Peas and Whole Tomatoes, each article l)eing packed in the section where it can be grown under the most favorable conditions and in highest perfection, and they grade strictly Fancy. These goods appeal to the class of trade that is satis- tied only with the best and is willing to pay the prices that such goods com- mand. Pond Lily Brand Canned and Bottled Foods Under this brand we furnish Pork and Beans, Stringless Beans, Lima Beans, Oregon White Cherries, Sweet Corn, Yellow Peaches. Bartlett Pears. Early June Peas, Marrowfat Peas, Tomatoes, Table .Syrup and Molasses in cans, and Sliced Beef and Tomato Catsup in glass. These goods grade fully Standard and are e.xtremely popular in Western Pennsylvania and are found in the majority of the best stores. ARBUCKLES COMPANY, PITTSBURGH Hajfe one hundred ntty itni I ' h V S ( ' i II ( ' I I V i n I SHOULD WORRY AND Feel as safe as Uncle Sam does towards Mexico. That ' s the way our cListomers feel. Men ' s Suits Made to Measure or ready-to-put-on, $25.00 Men ' s Hats, Men ' s Shirts, - Men ' s Neckwear, $1.50 $4.00 .50 3.50 .25 1.50 Latest Collars, 2 for 25c. F. L. CROOKS CO. Every Day is Bargain Day. Try Us. Ice Cream ' DiTZ-MOONEY HARDWARE CO. 30c. Per Quart $1.00PerGallon Ice Cream Soda, 5c. Candy 20c. to 3 I per lb. Bananas, 20c. per dozen Oranges— All Prices C. Shalala CLARION, PA. Everything in HARDWARE Men are four: He who knows and knows he knows — he Is wise— fol- low him. He who knows, and knows not he knows — he is asleep — wake him. He who knows not, and knows not he knows not — he is a fool — shun him. He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is a child — teach him. — Arabian Proverb. Page one hundred fifty-one V.)U T h ( ' S V (| u c I I e 1914 BASTIAN BROS CO. MANUKACrU KKf-fiS OK Class E.mblems, Rings, Fobs, Athletic Medals Wedding and Commencement Invitations and Announcements Programs, Dance Orders, Menus Visiting Cards, etc. Samples and estimates furnished upon request 412 Bastian Bldg. ROCHL5TLR, N. Y. Why Should You Advertise in The 5equelle ? BECAUSE First. It helps a good thing along. Second. The Sequelle goes to nearly every part of the State and many of the neighboring States. Third. It helps you. HOW ? Because the students patronize those who pat- ronize us. Page one hundred fifty two I ' M 1 1 ' li V S V (| II e 1 I e ItMi Clarion State Normal School A SUPERIOR TRAINING SCHOOL FOR TEACHERS f|? Strong faculty, living arrangements, healthful environment, social and religious opportuni- ties, class work — all of the best and secured at the lowest possible cost. 4 Rooms for the year are now being engaged. FALL TERM BEGINS SEPT. 8, 1914. • t(? Enroll now, or make any inquiries of the Principal, ANDREW THOMAS SMITH, CLARION, PA. hundred fifty-three 1J)14 T h e S e (i noil o 11)14 {)ri tr this issiir af the Wc tiiould rail tsycc ' itil attrntioii tu titr quaiitn of Uiork iionc titrrrtn pir ran ba as htrll for oou — trg us on MooUs in Uihirh ort inalttn of itrsifijit rxrrllrnrc of binding anl suf rrior irrss uork is rssmtial c toill guarantrr nou satisfartion Entail htork as Utrll as lariir is gi irn our rarrful anft ipromyt aUrnMon (The iTrtbunr ublishiug (Compnnv 283 (Chrstnul trtrl Rra.-ibiUr, i-nnsnliiantn VM I I ll { ' S V | II ( ' I I ( ' MM I -3 TH Electric City Engraving Co. B U FFALO, N.Y. W£ MADE THE ENGRAVINGS FOR THIS BOOK. E= =a 1914 The ScJMielle 1014 CLARION, MY CLAKIOX. Long ago she rose and stood. Clarion, my Clarion ! By the river ' s silver flood, Clarion, my Clarion! here the purple hills a-guard. Keep eternal watch and ward, Where the golden Truth is stored, Clarion, mv Clarion I Here is where the student-band. Qarion. mv Clarion I Finds delight on every hand. Clarion, my Clarion ! Here, as seasons come and go. Summer ' s green and Winter ' s snow. Joyous comradeship they know. Clarion, mv Clarion ! Here they learn that life is love. Clarion, my Clarion ! And their love in service prove. Clarion, my Clarion ! Love of Truth that makes men free. Love of all humanity. Love of God. and home. — and thee — Clarion, my Clarion ! Air— Marvhrnd. Mv Marvlan.l. — E. O. S. 3 9363 00151 7231