Claridon High School - Clarion Yearbook (Caledonia, OH)

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Class rophec We mterrupt thls banquet to brmg you a spectal news bulletml A Jet flylng at tremendous speed has just broken the ume barrler and flown 1nto the future year of 1970 Now through the f3Cll1Il6S of the Class of 1957 we brmg you an eye wltness account of thts htstory maklng event As we land at the world s leadmg atrport Clartdon we are met by the cxty s f1rst lady mayor Jean Haley who takes us on a tour of the busy and thrlvlng metropohs Our frrst stop IS at the fashxonable El Dorado Nlght Club for a blte to eat Here we are greeted by the club s owner, Mrs James Stewart the former Ruth Anne Perstnger Mrs Stewart tells us that she IS qulte busy prepartng for a banquet ln honor of the great four tlme all Amerxcan Bob Scoot Along Howser who IS at present the superxntendent of a leadxng glrls school As we step out side we see Mrs Larry Stms formerly D1Annlrey and her s1x offsprxngs go whxzzing by nn thelr 1970 red Oldsmoblle bemg careful not to exceed the mnety miles per hour speed hrmt Mayor Haley tells us that Mrs Stms ts muslc mstructor at the consohdated Clarxdon Hlgh SchooL A few doors from the restaurant we glance ln the wmdow of a neat looking beauty salon There we spy Marxlyn Crum now Mrs Bob D1ckerson glving Alfreda Collmer a starthng new haxrdo We see by the s1gn that Marxlyn IS one of the outstandmg beautxcxans of the country Mayor Haley tells us that Alfreda hves on a two hundred acre farm and IS qu1te busy and happy w1th her husband flve chlldren nme servants and alrplane whlch she fl1es to town every week Farther down the street we pass the c1ty s natxon wrde IeleVlSl0ll broadcastxng stanon CLAR We see Sue and Teen Frankhn hurrymg mto the blllldlllg and Mayor Haley 1nforms us that the glrls btlled as the Frankhn Slsters are the stars of the weekly program, Clarxdon J ubllee The gtrls almost colhde with a very cheerful Carole Lusch who comes dashmg out the door Mayor Haley tells us that Carole has 5 00 A M She tells us not to mlss Carole s next show when her guest star wlll be Betty Ruth CLAR s women's wrestlxng champlon In the mxddle of the cxty we spy the campus of the modern Unlverslty of Clarldon Just leavxngonaheld trlp wxth one of hls classes IS the errunent geologtst Professor Douglas Krexs And there hurry1ng across the street we see a dnstxngutshed gentleman w1th a goatee whom we recogmze as Larry Kramer Mayor Haley tells us that Larry IS now head of the mustc department of the Umvers1ty A passxng parade halts our tour and we see that the processlon IS xn honor of Howard Seckel who has just been elected sherlff by a landsllde vote Mayor Haley tells us that Howard has never marrled but stlll loves them all The next stop lS the offlce of the Clarldon Gazette where we learn that Bob Johnston IS edxtor Glancmg through the pages of today s edmon we see that Larry Row has been named Bngadxer General of the Umted States Alr Force At thxrty two Larry lS youngest man ever to reach th1s goal In another art1c1e we read that Nancy Jordan has been promoted to the Job of head stenographer at a leadmg manufacturmg plant Readmg further we see that N1ck Trxmmer now enjoymg Navy lxfe has just recelved spectal FBCOQIIIICII for resculng a blonde who fell overboard Funny thlng, N1ck always dxd hke blondes ln the res1dent1al sectlon of the c1ty we pass a fme lookmg home Mayor Haley says that here hves the Homemaker of the Year award wlnner Hazel Baurngardner now the happy w1fe of B111 Cluff We 1mag1ne that the four httle Cluffs playmg 1n the yard must keep Hazel quxte busy In the large 1ndustr1al sect1on of the c1ty we pass an xmposmg bulldmg the paper dlaper factory Mayor Haley informs us that thls busmess IS owned by Marlene Jackson s good lookmg husband However she says that the couple s three sets of trlplets are rlmmng the company lnto bankruptcy Next door ts the world s largest mattress company We spy Ernest Van Voorlus entermg and Mayor Haley tells us that he IS the founder and owner of thxs large estabhshment She also says thatBery1Haycook1s very happy tn tlus f1rm as a prrvate secretary and ts now engaged, but she has not been lnformed just who the lucky guy lS Concludlng our tour her own program, The Awake Be Cheerful Show, which comes on the air bright and early at

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several months to get tn pract1ce Ruth Anne Persmger w11ls to Gwen F1elds her ftrst v1ol1n chalr 1n band providmg she never touches her clarmet agam, Robert Howser wtlls h1s co captamshtp to John Mc Clenathan and Jack Maxxm prov1d1ng John wrll let Jack krss the queen Larry Kramer wllls h1s abxlxty to play the clartnet to Ron Wymer provlding he wtll pract1ce 15 m1nutes every other day Alfreda Collmer wxlls her Roughouse Ruby ablhty to Annette Me1ster provtdmg she w1ll ftnd a Nmety Volt Jones husband Nlck Trtmmer wrlls to John CPCVISIOD h1s end postuon on the football team provrdtng he doesn t run mto the goal posts wxth h1s motorcycle D1Ann Irey wllls to Harry Kramer her posltxon tn band lf he promises to come to band on t1me several trmes a week Nancy Jordan wtlls to Jean Grlfftths her ab1l1ty to sleep walk tn the senxor class play provld mg she doesn t stumble over the couch whxle dorng so Marlene Jackson wllls her abthty to play the fteld to Mary Burnette provldmg Mary gets her dtamond back by graduat1on ttme Hazel Baumgardner wtlls to Jackxs Trtmmer her Betty Crocker Homemaker pm 1fJ3CklC wtll spend several hours a day cooklng Jean Haley w1l1s her DOSIIIOD of Setrctary trtasurer m the Student Councxl to Leora Foos 1f Leora promrses not to pocket any of the school funds Bob Iohnstonmllslus ab1l1tv to have flat nres to Ralph Rapp provldxng Ralph can afford to buy spares Martlyn Crum w111s her qutet and reserved manner to Bobb1e Blow 1f Bobb1e promrses not to lose her frtendly laugh, - - . H H .. . .. . , . . . 1 . . , . . 1 - . . .. ,I Y-, . . .

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we pass a huge automobile factory Mayor Haley informs us that Ralph Jenner is quite successful as president of this oorporation However he does not like to drive the modern cars his company makes so he is still seen traveling about in his 1936 Chevy On our way back to the airport we thank Mayor Haley for a pleasant visit to her beautiful city Soon we are on our Jet and speeding back to the present We now return you to our evening s program. eam Yrs Together 1 Sr. Scholarship