Clarendon College - Wester Yearbook (Clarendon, TX)

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INCONSEQUENTIAL QUIPS OBLICINC He: I give you fair waming, I am going to kiss you. She: Sir! Your head must be turned. He: l'll turn it. HER EXC USE Dean C.: Irma, why weren't you at chapel this morning? Irma Z.: But Mr. Condron, I have an excuse. Dean C.: Yes, I've seen him. SOME NECK The most forgiving animal, l think, in the zoo is What makes you believe that? Why, my dear, he overlooks everything. the giraffe. I l Y A corpulent man from Bombay Determined his weight every day. ,He said 'twas a hundred, But his friends knew he blunclered, For the scales always gave him a weigh. COURTEOUS Maples: Would you say that Archimedes was writings could be depended upon? Dr. Taylor: Why, yes, certainly. But why do you ask?' n a trustworthy man, and that his Maples: Well, then l think we might accept this proposition without further explanation. CRA Y-RE VISED How, many co-ed's blush remains unseen, Because of too much drug store in between! TECHNICAL Joel: How do you know she's a boiler-makers daughter? joe: Why. she riveted her attention on us, and then made a JUST JOSTLING JOLTS OU TA LUCK l-linda fat the gamelz Do you think betting is wrong. Avis: lt is when l'm betting. NEVER AT BREAKFAST McCoun: Set the alann for two, will you? Wooldridge: Sure, You and who else? BENT TOWARD SURGERY lst. Stude: When I get a new text book, I always read the 2nd, Stude: Wassa idea? lst. Stude: To get it out of my system. YAG! ON! HUNDRED AND SIXTY bolt for the door appendix first.

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Q, i THIS CONFECTIONERY HAS ALWAYS BEEN FA VORED WITH Y THE PATRONAGE, CONFIDENCE AND GOOD WILL OF THE FACULTY AND STUDENT BODY DOUGLAS CHOCOLA TES OF CLARENDON COLLEGE A4 56 56 '14 55 96 3 55 -'F -F 'F Special Attention 'F 'F Given lo '55 :F College Clubs A' af- 96 and Societies :fs af- 56 A4 PF 96 'F 'F 95 'F HOFFMAN'S CHOCOLA TES Quinby's California Chocolate Shop Chocolates PASTIME CONFECTIONERY G. B. BAGBY fx SoNs, Proprietors. PAGE ONE HUNDRED AND FII-'TY NINE

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Expert Foot-Fitters Will Fit You lvilh Shoes of Quality We are at your Service RATHJENS SHOE STORE SHOES THAT WEAR Clarendon ------------ Texas THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK CLARENDON, TEXAS We do business under a Charter from the United States. Under Government Supervision and Control We offer to our customers every facility that their balances, business and re- sponsibility warrant. Safety and Service PAGE ON! HUNDRED A D SIXTY 0 I.