Clarendon College - Wester Yearbook (Clarendon, TX)

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THOSE MEMORY BOOKS! I wrote upon the last page in her book A tender word of love, because I knew That she would look upon the last leaf first Ere she read the title of it through. REALISM Jimmie: I tell you that realism, even in the movies can be carried too far. Avis: In what way? jim: Why just the other day I attended a show where one scene showed the collection plate being passed in church, and the next minute I caught myself sneaking out. PRO-H1 First Nut: Hi, big boy, How feelin' this morning? Second Nut: Oh, about like the soldier that had both legs shot off. First Nut: How was that? Second Nut: Oh, can't kick. THE OMNISCIENT COLLEGE MAN The college man understands everything. He can- tell you why it is permissible for a student to sell his services as a writer to a commercial paper and still retain his amateur standing in college activities: while, if that same student sold his services as an athlete. he could no longer compete in college athletics. He will explain why it is that he can not be economical. College is the place where one learns to be broad, generous, open-minded, and large-hearted. Look at Dad at home, slaving away and ,getting no pleasure out of his narrow restricted life! Would you have him disappointed by finding that his privations have not made a real gentleman out of his son? Lest he be considered too serious minded, he will tell you that only two reasons pre- vented him from being a hero on the track. During the race he stands too long in one place, and does not change location often enough. Four years prepare him for succes-just what kind of a success neither he nor any- one else knows. But the rest of the world is even more foolish. Some will actually think that this is the spirit of the real college man. -Selected. THE CLARCOH Clarco Publisher: Glenn, where are those proof sheets I gave you to read for the. Clarco P ' ' Glenn: I didn't know you wanted them back. Puldisher: Did you think we gave them to you for souvenirs? SPEED! He: I saw one of the girls break a record running the quarter-mile yesterday. She: What did she run it in? He: I'll be damed if I know what you call 'em. PACK 0Nl HUNDRID AND FIFTY-IIX

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