Clarendon College - Wester Yearbook (Clarendon, TX)

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CLARENDON MERCANTILE CO. Everything to Wear for Men, Women andfhildren CLARENDON MERCANT ILE CO. CLARENDON STEAM LAUNDRY To the student body of Clarendon College we want to ex- press our appreciation for the patronage for this year. We have endeavored to give you the best of service. Our laundry has the latest of equipment for the best service. If you want your clothes handled in a sanitary way, know- ing that they will be taken care of, send them to US. We want your business another year. We are behind all the students of the college. SEND YOUR DUDS AND WATCH THE DIRT FLY. Boon Rah--College Students PACK ONI HUNDRED AND FIFTY-THRIS

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WITH APOLOCIES TO BRYANT To him who in the love of romance holds A confab with his girl out in the hall Unless he's good at lying, there will fall A sizeable portion of Miss l'lowren's wrath, And scornful looks, contemptuous and cold That speak, to those who know, a vairious language: And for his gayer hours some food for thought ls given him. He wonders if he ought Not gone serenely on to class Oblivious to the glances of the lass, And not hung 'round the hall 'til they were caught. In palpitant and apprehensive state His heart beats dully, as he heeds too late The promptings of his judgment, and the fear That in all hearts Miss Howren inculcates- Too late he sees it. His inevitable fate He steels himself to meet as best he may, l'le's out of luck-Miss Howren's obdurate, And next joint session robs him of his dateN M IN THE FRENCH CLASS Mr. White: James, please translate: 'Il est cinq ans que le main a ete maladef' james: It's a cinch that the man has ate-ah--something. DID YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING DO. He asked the Policeman his No. When he awoke from his much-needed slo. But the copper got hot And clubbeid him a lot On the head, with a big piece of lo. TI-IE MIRACLE MAN Osborne: What do you think of a fellow that makes a girl blush? Jimmie: I think he's a wonder. . QUITE MODERN Ida Lou: But is he quite up-to-date? Beth: I should say so! He taught me seven new ways of sayinzg good-night in less than one week. RIGHT OFF OUR SPLEENI There was a young man named Skeen Who was always good but not meen. Says he: To be rude Shows the wrong attitude, At least so I've been told by the Deen. PAGE ONE HUNDRED AND FII-'TY-FOUR