Clarendon College - Wester Yearbook (Clarendon, TX)

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C81 S. SPORTING GOODS CO. Baseball Track Tennis PENNANTS AND FELT NOVELTIES Everything for the Athletic Boy and Cirl Wholesale Prices to Schools Write Us for Catalog SAY IT WITH FLOWERS qwe all like to give happiness and we sometimes forget how easy it is to do so. A cluster of cut flowers or a pot- ted plant always brings a ray of sun- shine-a thrill of pleasure. And often the gifts come when the sunshine is most needed. Amarillo Greenhouses A. ALENTUS. Prop. Fourth and jackson Sis., Amarillo. Texas We are members of the Florists' Telegraph Delivery Association. Flowers delivered anywhere in the United States. Phone about it today. Lovellis Tailor Shop Cleaning, Pressing, Alterations and We are Dye Work. All Work Guaranteed aigents for the Kahn macle-to- measure clothes. Call in ancl see us Phone 90 PACE OX E HUNDRED AND FIFTY

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Yu. 4-1,-3 3' Z 7. -...f -,nj fs ' 1: gre' r i . ,Z .- J, .Q . I S . K 'liiiifv . .-.A , Ji. .,..- - , MEDITATIO In youthful bliss of childhood. With days of laden joy, Mother put triumph in my heart With 'you've been good, my boy.' How soon I learned to court her wish! To please in many ways: To forego joys of my own will For a bit of Mother's praise. And when small duties laid on me l-lacl left no time for fun, The best reward could only be To hear her say 'Well done.' Cther pleasure had their days: They pleased a little while, But money could not hope to buy Mother's approving smile. If. now, some work I've truly done Friends' praise may flattery spell: The satisfaction here must come In knowing I've done it well. And when my tasks on earth shall cease My Heavenly guerdon won, The treasured prize for me shall be To hear Him say 'Well done.' -H. H. B. Babe Garner Crecovering from the spell of one of Ida Lou s vampmg lessons Don't do that again, Ida Lou: I'm trying to get an education. Miss l-lowren: Why did you stand out there so long talking to Earl? Bill D.: Why, I only stopped for a second- Miss Howren: Yes, and I also heard the third and fourth Miss Lane: Minor, what does Concord mean? Minor: Grapes.l?? Miss Caley: HI was so angry I couldn't talk. Mr. Condron: You clon't get that way very often, do you P . Prof. Taylor: fmath class, Are you boys laughing at me? . Avis M.: Oh, no, sir! li 1 i Mr. Taylor: Then, what else is there in the room for you to laugh at? ' Mr. Condron: Who was Napoleon's first conqueror? .. Babe G.: His wife. An Interesting and Inspiring Topic: I-linda trying to explain to Miss Howren why P ? she went to bed with her shoes on For further information see I-linda or Bill. Miss Koontz: Jack, what figure of speech is this: 'I love my teacher? Jack McC: Sarcasm Monteith W.: I never was whipped by parents but once: ancl that was for telling i the truth. Avis: Well, it sure cured you of the habit. r. F CE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY K

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