Clarendon College - Wester Yearbook (Clarendon, TX)

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CLARENDON OFFERS YOU KINDERGARDENS, PRIMARY SCHOOL. GRAMMAR SCHOOL. HIGH SCHOOLS, AND HIGHER EDUCATION AT CLARENDON COLLEGE It rs a good place to Ire among progressive people and has a very low tax role : : For further information aclcIres5, CHAMBER OF COMMERCE CLARENDON. TEXAS PAGF ONE HUNDRFD AND FORTX E E

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Laugh and the World Laughs With You--- -PVEEP AND 7-HE WORLD LA UCHS AT YOU Dr. Taylor, fafter telling old joke to classlz Haven't you people any sense of aumor? Why, the first time I heard that ioke I nearly laughed myself to death. Verner: So did we. 'lialkative old lady: Summer is here again and I suppose we must begin thinking mf all the dreadful summer entertaining. The warm weather makes entertaining so very 'rnattractiveg saps one's energy so. CTO man nearby: By the way is your wife entertain- ing this summer? il he man: Not very. Traffic Cop: Hey you! Didn't you hear me yelling for you to stop? Speed Fiend: Oh, was that you yelling? I thought it was just somebody I'd fun over. Restuarant Waiter: Pardon me sir, was it I you ordered to bring you the planked steak? Gentleman Customer: How long have you worked here? Waiter fsurprisedl: Four years, sir. Gentleman Customer: Then it couldn't have been you. Mr. Burton: Avis, give an example of expansion and contraction as a result of thange of temperature. Maples: The days. They are long in summer and short in winter. Senior: Want to get next to something there's some money in? Freshie: Sure. Senior: Go around and lean against the bank. It has a lot in it. AGE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-SIX

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F ir ' r L. THE AVENGING ANGEL AT THE PIC IC JUNIOR-SENIOR N April Fool's day, at three p. m., the .Iunior Class ushered the Seniors to a very desirable picnic ground on the hills north of town, where the entire crowd enjoyed one of the most unique and novel occasions of the year. The young people, in accordance with the commands and entreaties of the Juniors' president in making his varied one more an- nouncement, frolicked madly over the hills in pursuit of butterflies, tadpoles, etc. One of the most inspiring sights which greeted the eyes of the happy piclcnickers, however, was the vast herds of cattle which roamed the hills. At five-thirty, sharp, delicious and satisfying refreshments consisting of ham sand- wiches, apples, and ice cream were served, much to the delight of all present. After- wards, a part of those present returned to the dump to make candy, while the remainder of the crowd slowly wended their way to the movies, After having enjoyed five reels of hair raising adventure, the worn-out but happy Juniors and Seniors went dumpward. where they were served with ice cream and home made candy. A social hour then followed, and at ten p. m. the lights flashedg in a very few minutes all was still on college hill. PAGE om: HUNDRED AND ronrv-:leur -From the Clarco.