Clarendon College - Wester Yearbook (Clarendon, TX)

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Laugh and the World Laughs With You--- -PVEEP AND 7-HE WORLD LA UCHS AT YOU Dr. Taylor, fafter telling old joke to classlz Haven't you people any sense of aumor? Why, the first time I heard that ioke I nearly laughed myself to death. Verner: So did we. 'lialkative old lady: Summer is here again and I suppose we must begin thinking mf all the dreadful summer entertaining. The warm weather makes entertaining so very 'rnattractiveg saps one's energy so. CTO man nearby: By the way is your wife entertain- ing this summer? il he man: Not very. Traffic Cop: Hey you! Didn't you hear me yelling for you to stop? Speed Fiend: Oh, was that you yelling? I thought it was just somebody I'd fun over. Restuarant Waiter: Pardon me sir, was it I you ordered to bring you the planked steak? Gentleman Customer: How long have you worked here? Waiter fsurprisedl: Four years, sir. Gentleman Customer: Then it couldn't have been you. Mr. Burton: Avis, give an example of expansion and contraction as a result of thange of temperature. Maples: The days. They are long in summer and short in winter. Senior: Want to get next to something there's some money in? Freshie: Sure. Senior: Go around and lean against the bank. It has a lot in it. AGE ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-SIX

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ww,-. tiff WizaYf2 ff:fe3'!'F lil l l THE PASSING OF THE SHOVEL-SENIOR TO JUNIOR 'he young ladies' home where the first tree was to be planted. Arch Hart was acting as master of ceremonies, and the address he gave contained some passages worthy of note. The Senior colors were tied about the tree, and after the class president had thrown a ahovelful of dirt about the roots, each member, in solemn procession, added a shovelful until the hole was filled. Dr. Slover addressed the class, and the ceremony was ended. The second tree was planted to the Junior class. This ceremony immediately followed the lunch hour. Cleo Norcross acted as master of cenemonies. It was con- -ducted in much the same manner as the first one, but a reply was received from the Junior -class by E. I... Craig. President Fred A. Wilson, of the Seniors, after an address to the luniors presented them with the shovel, which was received by their president, D. M. Beights. In the afternoon a ball game was played between the first team and the second team, dressed as girls. There resulted a 2-2 tie. At dinner the Seniors were seated along a single long table, and served courses. .Avis Maples as toastmaster introduced each speaker, and toasts were given to the faculty by Naomi Allison, to the juniors by James Miller, to Alma Mater by Alice Miller, and' to Mirs. Stegman by Vera McGowan. The speaker of the evening was Dean Condron. After dinner the Seniors found their way to the Pastime Theater, thence to the Pastime Confectionery, then homewardg and not again will a day be so enjoyed until the first Wednesday in April, 1922. PAGE ONE. HUNDRED AND I-'ORTY FIVE

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CLARENDON OFFERS YOU KINDERGARDENS, PRIMARY SCHOOL. GRAMMAR SCHOOL. HIGH SCHOOLS, AND HIGHER EDUCATION AT CLARENDON COLLEGE It rs a good place to Ire among progressive people and has a very low tax role : : For further information aclcIres5, CHAMBER OF COMMERCE CLARENDON. TEXAS PAGF ONE HUNDRFD AND FORTX E E