Clarence High School - Triangle Yearbook (Clarence, MO)

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Prophecy Of Class Of '59 Kenneth Armstrong, who once slept in class, Is now out of the Navy without a pass. Velma Ayer, who has so many sisters, Is still planting gardens and getting blisters. Nelson Barton, our fabulous choir tenor, Got his hair cut and looks like Yul Brynner. Norman Barton, our Latin lover boy, Married, settled down, and has a double bund Edward Bruns, our scientific mechanic, Invented a monster and created a panic. Dorothy Davis, who longed to get her mail, Married Bill and helps run the city jail. Janice Dickson, our TRIANGLE editor, Won the presidential without a competitor. Joyce Dwyer, editor of our HI-LITES, le of joy. Is now campaigning for more women's rights. Shirley Edwards, our bank secretary, Went to Tibet and became a missionary. Marilyn Erdwins, that excellent homemaker, Works at Greenings as an undertaker. Marjorie Erdwins, our Homecoming queen, Has invented a perpetual motion machine. Ronnie Griswold, our newspaper writer, Went to Spain and became a bullfighter. George Hardy, the mathematical wizard, Has a trained animal act including a lizard. Larry Hartgrove, so thin and tall, Is playing professional basketball. Wanda Hayden, now a homemaker, Is the USA's champion cherry pie baker. Michael Howard, with a physique like a star , Has recently taken over the show of Jack Parr. Dean Langhammer, the farmer's son, Never settled down, is still having fun. Gary Lawson, with his little tan Ford, Has six kids and is on the school board. John H. La.rrick, with a girl and a car, Bought himself a ten acre ranch and is bound to go far Bobby Leftridge, that singin' cowpoke, Joined the Grand Ole Opry for a great big joke Pat Mahoney, our Irish lad, Went into farming with his dad. Eddie Matteson, so quiet and shy, Grew himself wings and learned to fly. Pattie Matteson, so short and gay, Is now the owner of Hardy's Cafe. Gary Mattingly, with never a care, Works in a barber shop cutting hair. Juna Meadows, the girl with the smile, Won the Olympics for jumping a mile. Elaine Ralls, the soda jerk, Went to Turkey to visit a Turk. Pat Slater, our class beautician, Learned a card trick and became a magician. Ronnie Smith, the record collector, Works at Scotland Yard as an inspector. Carolyn Stamp, the quietest girl in our group, Is now the leader of a Girl Scout Troup. Neal Van Houten, with the booming bass Made a million and drives a Rolls-Royce. Jeanette Walker, who loved to call folks, 'Works as a comedienne telling jokes. Shirley White, who played the French horn, Married a farmer and now raises corn. John Wood, the trombone player, Moved to Huttonville and became the mayor. voice 19

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Last Will Ancl Testament Ol The Class Of 1959 On this day of May, in the year 1959, we, the Senior Class of Clarence Low School, City of the Dumps, County of the Feeble-minded and State of Misery tMissourii, being of few minds and bodies, do declare the following to be our Last Will and Testament to the underclassmen of our school. To the Freshmen: We leave our brains. May the Freshmen be the Einstein's we all were!?! To the Sophomores: We leave our orderly class meetings and our ability to have the cleanest and quietest homeroom in High School. To the Juniors: We leave our badges of authority. May the Juniors rule with tyranny as we did. To the Faculty: We leave . . . We leave!!! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Kenneth Armstrong, will my daily naps in periods 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 to Kent Smith. My he rest in peace. Velma Ayer, will my green thumb to Kay Stamp. May she have as much success as I have had. Nelson Barton, will my Physical Science lab equipment to Larry Freels, that is. if I'm not still using it. Norman Barton, will my way with the women and influence on the teachers to Clifford Timbrook. May he give advice as freely as I have. Edward Bruns, will my position as Assistant Professor of all courses taught at Clarence High to anyone who thinks he is smart enough to handle it. Dorothy Davis. will my cute little giggles to Ruth Hutton. May she take Speech next year and use them as much as I did. Janice Dickson, wil my ability to chatter in all my classes, and get away with it--when I don't get caught-- to JoAnn Jones. May she get caught fewer times than I did. Joyce Dwyer, will my nickname Pinky to Sandy Mattingly. May she never run out of demands for explanations. Shirley Edwards, will my ability to play the piano to Mr. Moore. May he practice diligently--we all know he needs it! Marilyn Erdwins, will my typing ability to anyone who has a good eraser. Marjorie Erclwins, will my towering height of 5' l to Lydia Breedlove. May she always be able to see above the crowd as I have. Ronnie Griswold, will my left-over comic books to anyone who likes to read Bugs Bunny and Mighty Mouse. George Hardy, will my eagerness and ability to argue about anything with anyone to Sandy Wilson. Larry Hartgrove, will my '51 Ford to anyone crazy enough to take it. Wanda Hayden, will my naps in History class to Janice Marsh. May she absorb as much as I did. Mike Howard, will my car to Gary Rathjen. Don't worry about driving it at night, Garyg it can find its own way around as it has seen plenty of night life. Dean Langhammer. will my bloodhounds to Jon Oliver. May he track down as many women as I did. John H. Larrick, will my Sufferin' Six to LaRue Baker. May he get as far on two wheels as I have. Gary Lawson. will my daintiness to Lova Dell Matteson. May she trip around the halls as gaily as I have. Bobby Leftridge, will my six-guns and calling card. Have guitar, will travel to Arthur Masten. Pat Mahoney, will my stethoscope to LeRoy Proper. May he make the girls hearts throb as Idid. Eddie Matteson will my cute little nose to Jerry Barton. May he poke his nose into as much trouble as I did. Pattie Matteson, will my giggles, jokes, and chatter to Sandra Klocke, May she roll 'em in the aisles as I have. Gary Mattingly will my vitality and initiative to Eddie Clem. May he also be a leader of men !'? Juna Meadows, will my frank and cheerful manner to Ellen Reynolds. May she also say exactly what she thinks. Elaine Ralls. will my love of Phys. Ed. and my athletic ability to Vee Ann Meadows. May she partici- pate as much as I have. Ronnie Smith, will all the hours l've spent in the Drug Store to anyone who likes cherry cokes. Pat Slater, will my one-third share of the flute trio to anyone who is willing to attend all night marathons to practicel? Carolyn Stamp, will my big, booming voice and boisterous ways to Pat Masten. Neal Van Houten, will my ability to get in early to Jerry Truitt--early in the morning, that is. Jeanette Walker, will my love of Band and my ability to get along with music instructors to Joy Van Houten. May she practice as industriously as I. Shirley White. will my quiet manner and pleasant personality to Terry Roy. May she keep out of trouble as I have. John Wood, will my height to Larry Barton. May he grow to be as tall and handsome when he is a Senior as I was.

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