Clarence Central School - Saga Yearbook (Clarence, NY)

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“Cocaine, what a wonderful drug! Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent-mmm, give me some of that!”- Itobin Williams. I wouldn’t have invited me either. - Doonesbury creator Garry Trudeau.on his exclusion from a White House lunch for 15 cartoonists. It’s not color, it’s like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast. - film director John Huston, complaining about adding col- or to black and white movies. It’s not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know the letters. -Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White, who follows a light cue to the alphabet boxes she must turn on TV. A person with AIDS is like a person running around with a machine gun shoot- ing up a neighborhood, -right wing activist Lyndon LaR- ouche. “Hello, Johnny?”. . Click-Joan Rivers describing her call to tell Johnny Carson that she would have her own competing show. Well, I gotta go, my wife’s calling me... Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s it, that’s the ticket. - Saturday Night Live’s lying comic Jon Lovitz. Famous Song’s - Sledge Hammer-Peter Gabrial; Do you still love me? - Chicago; Big Chill Music; Stand By Me Sound Track; Invisible Touch - Genisis; That’s what Friends Are F’or - Whitney Houston; Walk like an Egyptian - The Bangles; Higher Love-Steve Windwood; Graceland — Paul Simon; for D.C. Sports- America trumphed over the Kuckaburra and captured the America’s Cup. Mets won the world series. Giants trumphed over the Broncos in the Super- bowl XXI. Mike Tyson was the youngest champion heavy weight. Sayings - Wrong! That’s the ticket Later dude. . . Big time! “Isn’t that special!” “Of Course. . . ” Farewells - Ricky Nelson, 45, a “teen idol”, grew up in the 50’s on The Adventures of Ozzie asnd Harriet, TV’s longest running family sitcom. Marlin Perkins, 81, led a 23 year safari as a host of TV’s Wild Kingdom. Hank Greenberg, 75, hit 331 homers en route to the Hall of Fame. Cary Grant, 82, was Hollywood’s leading man. Shigechiyo Izumi, 120, The oldest known person in the world. His prescrip- tion for longevity was “not to worry. ” Ted Night, 62, was one of the few real comics left in America’s sitcoms. Desi Arnez, 45, was one of the most famous actors in his time. He made “I Love Lucy” what it was. AIDS In the next week, 220 people will die of AIDS and 374 more-28 of them heterosexuals will be in- fected with the killer virus. The disease began as a “gay” disease merely confined to homosexuals, but today it is a growing threat to everyone. AIDS is be- ing spread by bisexuals, drug users and through blood transfusions to both men and women. People today are being warned to check the past ten years of their partners experiences in which they may have obtained AIDS. What is really scarey is that their are millions of carriers of the disease that are not even aware of it. Because AIDS has a long incubation peri- od, you and your partner can carry it and spread it around with perfect innocence. Recently near our home town, Reverand Thatcher made National News when he held a sermon where the congregation yelled “CONDKMS” in harmony as he passed them out. A.I.D.S. has also caused the re- cent death of well known stars such as Rock Hudson and Liberace. It is a growing nightmare worldwide, where all the victims are destined to evetually die. Yet, many of us feel that AIDS could never effect our lives and choose to ignore it. We have to open our eyes to this dangerous situation before one day one of us wakes up and discovers the person we were with the night before, has AIDS. Trends - Cheese and crackers are in! Rolled up or pinned up pants Bows in hair and every-wear! Ba- nana clips; The natural look; Chalking licences; The Praire Look; Baby on Board signs; Baggy EVERY- THING!; Long underwear under skirts; Garbage Pail Kids; Colorized film classics; POISON PERFUME!; Christmas Bears; Macrame’ Bracelets; Spiked Bangs; Tartar Control Toothpaste; Pee Wee’s Play- house; Am-I-Too-Drunk-To-Drive Kits; Michael J. Fox-“our” Teen Idol? How Much. . ? Movie Tickets 84.50 Gallon of Gas .78 Lift Ticket at KB $18.00 Candy Bar .45 Loaf of Bread $1.09 Concert Tickets $18.00 Levi’s $32.00 Reebox $45.00 Swatch $35.00 21

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’EOPLEPOWER farewell Alison, a junior at Clar- ence Central, set a state indoor high-jump record of six feet at the Dart- mouth Relays That tied her for sixth on the all- time U.S. high school in- door list. Lisa Bernhagen of Hailey. Idaho, holds the record of 6' 3 . CTING THE MERIC