Clallam Bay High School - Golden C Yearbook (Clallam Bay, WA)

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We leave the waving corn tassels to s ift our lens to a small town, and as we come closer we see a shop with a sign saying, 'IF WE CAN'T STUFF EM' NOBODY CAN', and if it isn't BARBARA Barbara is a well known taxider mist, her most spectacular accomplis ment being her stuffed cow , which ready has gone down 1 history as a feat 'unsurpassed by an one As our view Of Barbara dims, we lengthen our range and gaze into the vastness of Hollywood, California As we near a particular studio we hear a familiar voice say ng, '51, S1,Senorlta and we find IAX BALHEHDE ax Khe always did have a 'way' with womenl is starring in a series of pictures called, 'The Affairs of Romeo , portraying many exciting bull fight ing scenes and thrilling romance The whole country is now saying '81, Si', instead of 'Hubba Hubba' Adjust ng our lens again, we leave Max and his Senoritas and find a la ge noisy crowd Neari g the noise we see the big illuminating letters, 'DOLORES, The Joman Prizefighter , Yes, and as we get closer we see Dolores Fernandes, Our classmate of '48', really landing her punches like she always did Dolores of today is noted for vim, vigor, vitality and punch, and is billed as 'The Dame that Packs a Wallop As the view of Dolores fades we see the outlines of an airplane, and sure enough the Gagnons are out for their Sunday morning airing Buzz Gagnon has secome famous for his works in electricity, especially his device for turning t e crank of the light plant backward and sucking all the light bulbs into the wires He is also well known in the aeronautical field some of his d redevil exploits have shocked not only the nat on, but the whole world! The view of Buzz grows hazier and changing our focus, we strangely enough ffrd ourselves on familiar territory again We see familiar roads and chuckholes, and if it 1sn't Clallam Bay! Ne glimpse again deer Old C B H S Ve leave Maxine and shift our gaze to another loc 1 area We are an may our for she squintirg moreclosely, look who's there!! It's MAXIFE GOODMAN and she well have reason to ponder, for she has assumed the task of redecorating ol 'stamping grounds' If it were any one but Maxine, we wouldn't stand t, ut we now she will put plenty of th ught on the 'chintzy drapes chooses Chintzy drapes are very com or n the schools of today Before this task she had just finished 'chintzing up the White House, and has be come very famous as an interior decorator amazed to see a completely modernized farm. Everythi g works by machinery on a push button system Fow, our curlosity is aroused and who should we find The view of our little secretary grows hazier and we find our but our old classmate, CLAREhC TILLER, who has won fame nationally for his book or perfect 'How to Farm without Getting Up Early' we think Clarence s t e example of 'The ideal farmer of today As our lens shift, our gaze is riveted to another area the city A we rear an office building, we hear the mile a minute clatter of a type writer, with an though, 2OO Coming closer, we see our old classmate, PHANOY KONOPASKI, typing intent look on her face We unde stand the concentration part for you'd have to concentrate to hold the world's typing record of words per minute, with no errors Yes, our little hanoy is the very successful secretary of today, and by the way we forgot to add another im portant item In ter spare t1ne Phanoy is a Powers Model. telescope taking us to arother city area We find this election year, an one campaign pester catches our eye, for it says, 'First John Adams, next John Quincy Adams, and now DVWVY ADANS' We hear the roar of a cherring crowd and adjust our lenses to see a platform cn which a speaker steps There is a hush, and we car re r veryplginly as tto speaker begins, 'Fr1ends, Romans, and Countrymen, lend me your ears Yhy 1t's Dewey Adams we thought that voice sounded familiar Dewey is a very famous orator and lawyer of the day, and our next president A peculiar odor now assails us, and as we come close we are pract 'cally knocked out' for whom do we see but HELEN ARBEITER in an operating room, Ether, ether, everywhere and no air to breath, no, Helen's not the patient, but a famous doctor, and author of the best selling book, 'M Latest Cutting Up', and 'On Removing Tonsils with a Fish Hook ' She looks very happy in her occupation, but that ether gets us!! 'A1r, we gasp, as we leave Helen and the rest of our Classmates of '48, 1 A , .- Z A N H gl p I E, Il. - V s ' I! A e M --- ' -- c N -. Q v 5 I' , 7' .1 n , , e YI ' . o 0 - . l ll I e f ' n e 0 e d . . d ' ' X n 1 b k . . 7 . I ll - ' e ' ,- - ,. u . .. . . , A. 1 ' v vp I .Lv v. 1 . ' 1 h YI e I A ..- . S ' , 'T . . T' fv M - ll I 13 ' - w A ,- Q A 'T . . d . . l B.- J . . 1 e 1 A H M ' ', -- o e N .- 4 I ' - Y - A e ll A

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