Cissna High School - Review Yearbook (Cissna Park, IL)

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OKES THE CARDINAL Marjorie Bauer: Do you use tooth paste? Hazel S: No. None of my teeth are loose! Gi How old are you, sonny ? asked the inquisitive old man of the little boy on the beach. Six, came the reply. Six, echoed the old man, and you are not as tall as my um- brella. How old is your umbrella? asked the boy. Binks- I was reading the paper about finding a collar button in a cow's stomach. Skinks- Nonsense-how could a cow get into a bedroom and crawl under the dresser? Mary Ellen: I want a chicken. Farmer: Do you want a pullet? Mary Ellen: Heavens, no! I'll carry it. I'm all out of sorts: the doctor said the only way to cure my rheumatism was to stay away from all dampnessf' What's so tough about that ? You don't know how silly it makes me feel to sit in any emp- ty bathtub and go over myself with a vacuum cleaner. Gilbert: Yes, sir, I'm the fastest man in the world. Mr. Trask: How come? Gilbert: Time flies, doesn't it? Well, I beat time. Silas: What's that I hear, Hiram, about your hired man falling off the roof when he was shingling the barn last week ? Hiram: Yeh. He fell into a barrel of turpentinef' Silas: Did it hurt him much ? Hiram: Don't know. They ain't caught him yet. Mr. Anderson: The law of gravity is what keeps us on earth. Loren H: How did we stick on be- fore the law was passed. Miss Mosiman: What are you drawing? Wayne N: A dog. ' Miss Mosiman: A dog? Where is its tail? Wayne: It's still in the inkwell. Mumie, cried small Mollie, look at that funny man across the street. What's he doing dear He's sitting on the sidewalk talk- ing to a banana skin. Mr. Doenier: Can you give me an example of wasted energy Bud F.: Yes, sir-telling a hair- raising story to a bald-headed man, Steve: Dad you are a lucky man! Father: How is that? Steve: You won't have to buy me any school books this year. I'm taking all of last year's work over again.

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