Cincinnati Conservatory of Music - Pans Pipers Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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v-..r- SATIRE ICONTINUEDI Nevere Strike a man when he's downeyou can,t tell how big he'll be when he gets up. Make love in a buggy-even horses carry tales. Bite your fingernaileemember what happen- ed to Venus. Serenade your girleyou can,t tell what her father may not need around the house. First AngeleIIHOWId you get here? Second Angele'IFlu . Poppa, Vas our beoples vell to do?'I uNo, mine son, our beoples vas hard to do . He says that he loves me! IIThen marry him my dear, you,1l have at least one thing in Common . You ainIt mad, is you? uI ain,t sand I amIt, Is I? I amIt axed you, Ianft you', I axed you Iis you'. They were all set for the theatre when suddenly she exclaimed: I have forgotten something, but I can't think what it is . Powder? lEN073- IIHandkerchief? No, Let me think!-Idenoting thoughtIeOh, I remember, I was to tell you I couldn,t go out to- nightV. Flats is gettinI so small , said Uncle Eben, dat purty soon dar wont be much left of home sweet home Iceptin, de tune? Page 185

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SATIRE tCONTINUEm Greater love hath no man than this; that he work an exercise in harmony for his friend. Pity Ettaeher life is a series of ups and downs. Herman Rule-JtPretty good coffee they serve at breakfast, eh? Emerson Hoffmann-J'Yeh, only it keeps me awake all morning . The Boards meet in May to discover deflcienCies of the school year. Musings of the theory professor: Laugh and the class laughs with you, Weep and weep alone. Who says this tThree guesses and the first two dontt counti : I told you eighty thousand times? tiI've been playing the tonic for a half hour . Miss Clippinger tto pupil in English classie Surely youtve heard of Scott the Great . Owen Sellers- Oh yes, many times ; Great Scott! Mary Lucille Smith- They say Joe has decided to marry a struggling young author . - Anna Sue Well, if she has decided he may as well stop struggling . Spach tto pupil in Solfege classieitDontt hang on to mi so longii. Mr. Leighton texplaining the different things necessary to produce an operaiu- A hundred lions were used 1n this extravagant production . Voice from classettThat would be Zoo Opera, wouldnit it? Page 184

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9'? '75 5 wiriA-J ,1 F; .y.-:.;-LL.;3:T C; P51 ; ?QVZ 1VZ , 5 4' y 5 55-55 THE PIPES OF PAN AN this real name was Harold, but since all red- blooded he-boys must have nicknames, we call him Paul was a Southern boy and so believed with General Lee that whatever was worth doing at all was worth doing well. When he was but a small child this trait Was clearly shown by all of his actions; and by the time he got to college, it was an integral part of his nature. Naturally therefore Pan decided to be genuine one hundred per cent college boy. He hadnlt been at school more than a day when he realized that all one hundred per cent college boys were smoking pipes. He bought himself a pipe of the type Which seemed to be in vogue at the time. All that year he bought the kind of pipes that other collegiate men were smoking. Before June he had a complete collection5pipes with little bowls and long stems, pipes with big bowls and short stems, and all pos- sible variations. All of his allowances was spent in fol- lowing the prevailing fashion in pipes. He found con- solation in one thing however. He knew that during his second year he would be well fixed, for did he not have every conceivable kind of pipe? This fact gave him great satisfaction and all during the Summer he would go over his assortment and guess which one would start off the next Fall. In September he went to school with the glorious exhilaration of conscious triumph shining in his face. He sauntered casually up the hill from the depot and entered the campus. All of the one hundred per cent college men were smoking cigarettes in long black holders. It took Pan two months to recover from the shock, and thereafter he was content to be a ninety-nine and forty-four one-hundredths per cent college man. 5GEORGIA CRACKER. Page 186