Cincinnati Conservatory of Music - Pans Pipers Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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SATIRE tCONTINUEm Greater love hath no man than this; that he work an exercise in harmony for his friend. Pity Ettaeher life is a series of ups and downs. Herman Rule-JtPretty good coffee they serve at breakfast, eh? Emerson Hoffmann-J'Yeh, only it keeps me awake all morning . The Boards meet in May to discover deflcienCies of the school year. Musings of the theory professor: Laugh and the class laughs with you, Weep and weep alone. Who says this tThree guesses and the first two dontt counti : I told you eighty thousand times? tiI've been playing the tonic for a half hour . Miss Clippinger tto pupil in English classie Surely youtve heard of Scott the Great . Owen Sellers- Oh yes, many times ; Great Scott! Mary Lucille Smith- They say Joe has decided to marry a struggling young author . - Anna Sue Well, if she has decided he may as well stop struggling . Spach tto pupil in Solfege classieitDontt hang on to mi so longii. Mr. Leighton texplaining the different things necessary to produce an operaiu- A hundred lions were used 1n this extravagant production . Voice from classettThat would be Zoo Opera, wouldnit it? Page 184

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-v- --w:-- r-w-r IWW-vv-v SATIRE tCONTINUEDh In teaching the rising generation the history of Ruth, the gleaner, it is important to dissociate the young mind from Ruth of home-run fame. Don't complain so much about the new baby cry- ing. Suppose all of your teeth were out, you had no hair and your legs were so weak you could not stand upon them. You'd probably howl, too. Small boy, to his fatherettDad, did they have automobiles in the Bible? ttNo, my son, why? Well, in Sunday School today, this is the song we sang: If we are good, when we die, God will take us up on high . .If you respect your neighborts opinion, buy a new car just before you move. Even the schools of fish are not as well attended as formerly. It is about as bad to be throwu down by a friend as to be held up by a stranger. We would rather know Whatts What than ths Who . As we become more accostomed to the radical, we make the error of believmg that we are getting more conservative. If the Bible is correct and Eve made a monkey of Adam, then where does the theory of evolution con- tradict the Bible? Chairman tat K. K. K. meetingyeAnd now, gentlemen, please be sheeted.

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v-..r- SATIRE ICONTINUEDI Nevere Strike a man when he's downeyou can,t tell how big he'll be when he gets up. Make love in a buggy-even horses carry tales. Bite your fingernaileemember what happen- ed to Venus. Serenade your girleyou can,t tell what her father may not need around the house. First AngeleIIHOWId you get here? Second Angele'IFlu . Poppa, Vas our beoples vell to do?'I uNo, mine son, our beoples vas hard to do . He says that he loves me! IIThen marry him my dear, you,1l have at least one thing in Common . You ainIt mad, is you? uI ain,t sand I amIt, Is I? I amIt axed you, Ianft you', I axed you Iis you'. They were all set for the theatre when suddenly she exclaimed: I have forgotten something, but I can't think what it is . Powder? lEN073- IIHandkerchief? No, Let me think!-Idenoting thoughtIeOh, I remember, I was to tell you I couldn,t go out to- nightV. Flats is gettinI so small , said Uncle Eben, dat purty soon dar wont be much left of home sweet home Iceptin, de tune? Page 185