Cincinnati College of Pharmacy - Graduate Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 180 of the 1932 volume:

Four RUSSELL w PETERS, Editor PETER J, MAURER, 1a,, 3mm; Mama lilli$llillIIIIII$I F Firr I! if goreword rx. CJ'eerein is recorded the essence of our College rDays. flieflections of the sublime as well as the carefree moments of our adolesr cence have been welded together to form an unusual lookingaglass, and from its depths may always be revived the spirit of aspiring youth and memories of many happy hours. 1711's mirror is The Qraduato of 1932. . . . CShe Staff R CONTENTS 80116962 Mdministmtiom Glasses activities Qrganizations Wumoy cAdvertisements 1W J JR'P E CHARLES F. HENK C p5. B Pk Eight Dedication We dedicate this, 35in; Graduate of 1932, to WT. Ghmles 63. 0363le8, 77., who, in his close association with us as our teacher, advisor, and friend, has pointed the Imy for us to ideal cth-macyn C6118 Glass of 1932 Ninv I! ll j! Kl uOur Dear Old Annuallj I have read the daily papers and the magazines of worth; And those weekly publications which go all around the earth. And have wondered at the pictures and the other things therein, And I hardly know upon which page I really should begin. I like their snappy, modem ways, their wondrous stories, too; But, somehow, when Fm lonesome and feeling rather blue, I find old friends about me, but I do not seem to hear; Then I take down the dear old Annual, I get but once a year. It is noted for its beauty and the print thafs never blurred, And there,s the news about the folks and the things which have occurred; Of pranks pulled off in classroom that hlled the room with cheers, Of tests that never failed to come to put grades in arrears. And how the Seniors worked and played to pass the days away; It hints that nights were bad for boys who always made delay. A smile most always curls my lips, and then I seem to heat, When reading, what it says about old friends each passing year. In whispering tones it breathes to me a message drear and sad, How this or that old pal of mine has slipped and turned out had. Mixed in with sociables and things which tell of wholesome fun, I find the names of those for whom Life,s sands have ceased to run. And, so I say, and have no fear that you will disagree, That the greatest source of news on earth, for folks like you and me, Is when we greet old friends anew, and see all things so clear, As we read the dear old Annual that comes but once a yeari ALBERT M. plCKLFZ. Tm COLLEGE Edward H. Piogman, Jr. PA. 3,. Ply. C., Pb. M. This is the biography of a man, our friend, our professor, one of the faculty of friendly learned men who ate professors at the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy. As it is written, it seems and reads too realistic to be true; yet, as there are wonders of nature in this world of ours, so can there be wonders written of men. Mr. Piogman is not a wonder of the world, but he has risen from the ranks to an admiring height. My narrative has not been written too clearly to reveal his character and his youthful days in the drug store. The apprentices of today are not asked to do in our modern stores what he did in his early years. The future is yet to come, the present is today as I write, the past has gone- it will never return except from the crowded chambers of our memories, bringing back to us the doings of our happy, carefree days of youth. Mr. Plogman remembers, and is happy when his youth returns to him. Therefore, I write of the past, that which shall never return. The month of Aprii, 1899, was on its wane, the seventeenth to be exact, when Edward H. Piogman, Jr., was introduced to the world. He was born to Edward, Sn, and Mary Plogman. Happy was the father when he saw his son with twinkling brown eyes. He had a smile on his face, a smile of pride, when he thought of him, hoping he would make a name for himself in some line of endeavor, which would entirely he of his own choosing. Of Edwanfs boyhood iittle can he said, except that he was spanked when the occasion demanded; ran errands for Mother; played with the gangs, perhaps broke a window now and thene-Father had to enter the altercation with the neigh- bors; probably smoked corn-silk iwhich he now knows as Zea Maysi; and roasted spuds and weenies on the corner lot after dark until Father, tired of calling, decided on action to get him home to supper and then to bed! At six years of age Edward went to school at St. AugustinEs on Bank Street. In the classroom he was quiet, attentive and industrious. He was bright, worked earnestly, received good grades and won the admiration of his teachers. He graduated from St. Augustinek Commercial School at the age of twelve. Old enough to work, Father thought he should go out and scout around for a job. The very next day he was working in F. L. Oswaldis Pharmacy. Picture Edward at work, Scrubbing diligently to clean a mortar of the catmine coloring, or to remove a giycyrrhiza stain. Used prescription bottles were to be scoured, corked, wrapped and stored for future use. The boy had a man-sized job. He opened the store at seven-thirty every morning and worked through until closing time. with the exception of one night a week, which he had free. He Flown 9'! K1 was an apprentice, and as such he worked. Mr. Oswald permitted him to watch the compounding of the prescriptions but not to interfere. Perhaps Edward gazed fascinatingiy, wishing he could do just as his employer. He was allowed to help when tinctures were to be madeethat is, he washed the stock bottles and probably inwardly rebelled when the Brown Mixture bottle fell in the lot. Not a bottle was refilled until Edward had washed it thtoughly. Constantly in the prescription room, he was an uninvited listener to the conversations between his employer and the be-whisketed, kindly doctors who frequently stopped in to discuss the theraputics of certain drugs, to rely upon him for opinion and to watch him hii the prescriptions, not with suspicion, but with the professional admiration of a colleague. What pride the apprentice Felt when some doctor stroked his head and promised him his prescriptions when he grew to be a man and was a registered pharmacist. The respect and admiration accorded the phar- macists in the early days is in marked contrast to the noticeable absence of the doctors of today from the prescription room! When Edward was thirteen years of age, Mr. Oswald died. Shortiy after- wards the store was bought by a Mr. Schmidt. Frequently Edward would become disgusted when he thought Of the number of hours he worked every day, but he tried to forget it. He worked for Mr. Schmidt for two years. One day 21 Feeling of depression came upon him-the pleasant Spring weather and the thought of being off that evening couid not persuade him to cast off this moode-he quit. Edward felt quite old and grown up that night when he toid his Father he had quit his job. He was sixteen now. Of course, Father was angry, but Eddie argued his point so well that nothing more was said about the matter. it was not long before he was working in another drug store. The store stiii stands, and is managed by the same man and his son. A bright-faced, yet fearful, young man approached Kottefs Drug Store at the Southeast corner of Sixth and Him Streets, hesitated for a moment, and then walked in. A short, kindiy-faced man about forty-five years of age approached him and asked what he wanted. The young man looked up and, without hesitation, inquired about the possibilities of obtaining a job. The man introduced himself as Frederick Kotte, and the youth himself as Edward Piogman. Mt. Kotte, possessing a remarkably keen insight into anothefs character, after a moments study told him to report the next morning at eight. Ed was very happy. He mumbled thanksf, dashed out the door and headed for home and Mother. Here was an opportunity for experience, knowledge and advancement. Kotteis was, and still is, an ethical pharmacy. In nineteen-fourteen, when Edward began working for his new em- ployer, ethical prescriptions were still being written. His desire to study Pharmacy was steadily growing, through his own interest in the profession and the kind encouragement of Mt. Kotte. Edward was of an inquisitive nature. He wanted to know the whys and whetefores of prescriptions-what the therapeutic action of this prescription, of that one, was; why they were filled in the manner in which Mt. Kotte filled them. All of his questions were answered fully and quickly by Mr. Kotte. Five years in the service of Mr. Kotte passed before he entered the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy. which was then located on West Court Street. An expiae Twelve, nation of a section in the Ohio State Board of Pharmacy Laws will serve to clarify certain incidents which happened to Etiward before he entered College. The section of Ohio Law referred to read to the effect that a person having four years of experience and was twenty-one years of age prior to July, 1917, was eiigibie to appiy for a license as a Registered Pharmacist, without High School or College itraining. Edward had Seven years of experience but no High School education. The authorities were sorry, they could do nothing for the lad. For this reason he made a trip to Columbus for an entrance examination in order to gain the credits necessary. He passed easily, and was happy when notified by the College that his name was listed among those of the student body. The College Prospectus of 1919 evidenced less subjects than are now being taught, yet the course was divided as it is IIOWchC Freshman attending the morn- ing, Seniors in the afternoon. Just as in the elementary-grade days, Edward played !'hookey.,, He later cut classesf hut claimed 90 per cent attendance at the end of the year. As school continued, his knowledge of Pharmacy grew, and Fred Kotte was well pleased with his youthful protege. At the close of his hrst year, Edward was awarded the College Medal for excellence in Mathematics. He also received his Bachelor of Pharmacy Degree at the same time. As Edward could now be recognized officially in the dmg store as an Assistant Pharmacist, he was permitted to render first aid in various cases, with the supervision, of course, of Mr. Kotte. An incident which happened during the vacation of his first year he amusingly relates now, but which to him then was a source of great pride. One evening near closing time the phone rang ominously loud and long. Ed thought: uI wmft answer, it,s closing time, but in the end he answered. It was a call to Shillito Place to administer an antidote to a young man who had intentionally taken poison. He snatched up a bottle of tannie acid, a bottle of zinc sulphate solution, and a jar of mustard. He rushed down Eim Street to Shiliito Place, his hair streaming wildly about and his white coat Hung open by the breeze. The door was open; he dashed up a Eight of creaking, dilapidated stairs into a hallway lighted by a gas jet, which was sputtering as if it were gasping for its last breath. The door to the room was open, and there, on a musty 01d bed, lay the youth writhing and groaning. Edward forced open his mouth and pleaded with him to swallow. The man responded to treatment just as the doctor arrived. Edwarcys eHotts were acknowledged by the doctor, who then inquired as to the contents of the bottles. On being told, the medico smiled and added, !:You were wise in taking no chances? Several months later the attempted suicide paid his personal respects and voiced his gratitude to Edward. The thought walled up in his mind and he spoke aloud to himself, I have saved a man,s life and his pride of soul? His Senior year at school was barely two months in the pages of the past when good fortune again came his way. Early in November, 1920, the professor of mathematics and the Faculty had a misunderstanding which resulted in the teacher resigning. On this same day Edward was summoned to the late Mr. Fennei's office. He thought he was going to be suspended for some misdemeanor, but for what, he had no idea. Fred Kotte was also present. As suddenly as a shot Thirteen 3W from some invisible weapon came this question to Edward, Will you teach mathe- matics and theoretical pharmacy here at the College, commencing next Wednesday? He Hatly refused after recovering from the surprise. Several clays elapsed, during which time Fred Kotte was constantly reminding him of an open job. Finally, to satisfy his two good friends, Edward accepted on one condition: to leave imme- diately should there be any doubt in his own mind of his ability to teach. He still remembers that day, his first day of teaching. The doors leading to the class- room were pushed widely open and in came the new professor. He walked directly to the rostrum without a glance either to the right or to the left. There was a subdued whispering in the room; he glanced up, and the U. S. P. which he carried suddenly slipped from his grasp and fell on the desk with a sharp hang! The whispering ceased, and bewildered heads turned quickly to the front. Immediately every one was at attention. Not a chair squeaked throughout that hour, for Edward kept them writing continuously. It had taken him four hours to prepare a one-hour lecture. He had used four books as references on Aquze of the U. S. P. only. A great honor had been conferred on him. Good news generally gets out somewhere, but, strange to tell, this interesting hit of news did not. Edward was Mr. Plogman in the morning at the rostrum. He was dignified, and seriously intent on imparting some of his practical experience7 or explaining a puzzling problem to the students. In the afternoon Ed was in his seat devoting attentive cars to his professor, yet occasionally turning his head for a whisper and a smile to his neighbor. , Commencement night was at hand. Edward was matching along with the others of the graduating class. He received his Diploma with eager hands, then stepped back among his companions. The last student had received his Diploma, and there was a burst of applause for these youths, praising them and wishing them luck for the future. The Dean motioned for silence and called for members of the Faculty to award the medals in their respective branches. A name was called out, another, and still another, then quiet. Edwatdls name was then called out. The Dean drew him close, one hand on his shoulder and his right hand outstretched for a grasp that signified by expression all those oratorical flights of a famous speaker. The Dean turned and made known to the audience his reasons for such action. First, he awarded him the College Medal for Proficiency in all branches of the course, then revealed that he had been a member of the Faculty during the past year. He was then given his place among the Faculty. The College Medal he received was obtained only after much serious work, intense study, and the interest he manifested in his profession. Several days later he received a letter informing him that his service was needed for the following year. Three weeks later Edward passed the State Board Examination at Columbus. The browning leaves, evidencing the approach of the fall term, found Ed plogman prepared and waiting for school to open. He was now a stall Professor for both grades. He had learned the secret of success as a teacher. Five years later he was again rewarded by the Dean of the College when the honorary degree of Master of Pharmacy was conferred on him. Three years later he stepped fotWard again. Shortly after the opening of school in 1928, C. T. P. F 0 arm e771 Fennel, that kind, brilliant, untiring man, Professor of Practical Pharmacy, suc- cumbed to a lingering illness. His logical successor, Edward H. Plogman, was appointed Associate Professor in collaboration with Professor Bernard Kotte. Ed- ward was rapidly accumulating the rewards he had so longed and worked for from his apprenticeship days. Shortly after his second term of teaching he had opened his own Drug Store. Hard work, untiring efforts, with appreciative influence of his old employer, Fred Kotte, had realized his childhood ambitiOHSea store of his own. He was happy. As a man, Edward has other ambitions-wto strive higher. Edward H. Plogman, the teacher, is irreproachable, admired and esteemed by his students; as a man, he has an interesting, singularly winning personality. His customers admire him, go to him for advice in their needs. It is with great pleasure that the writer predicts for him an indelible niche in the minds of his students and a conspicuous piace in the Cincinnati College of Pharmacyk Hall of Fame. The Graduating Class of '32 toasts to Mr. Edward Plogman, Good health, long life and continued success? JOHN L. SCIARRINO. Fifteen ll TheeCincinnati College of Pharmacy History 1850. The Cincinnati College of Pharmacy was incorporated by the legislative enactment oi the General Assembly of the State of Ohio, Match 23, 1850. It is one of the oldest institutions de- voted exclusively to the cultivation, improvement and diffusion of the science of Pharmacy. The names of the hrst pharmacists of Cincinnati are among the founders of the College. Their ideals 1 and visions have been carried down to the present time, largely through the many years of sincere and whoIe-hearted work of the late Chas. T. P. Fennel. t1854wl927j The first home of the Colv lege was in Gordoxfs Hall at the southwest corner of Eighth and Western Row. tCentral Avenuej 1871. The course of instruction was given in a room in the 01d Cincinnati College at 259 Walnut Street. 1886. The College obtained its own building at 614-18 West Court Street, where most of the present practitioners of Pharmacy in Cincinnati, and in many other towns and cities of the United States, received their pharmacy training under the supervision of the late Chas. T. P. Fennel. 1928. The rapid growth of the College, and the desire of the Trustees to improve the method of teaching, made necessary the purchase of the present building, which is with- in two hundred feet of the spot where the Institu- tion had its origin. Here the traditions and ideals , h of its founders will continue to be carried on in - P1 ' the welfare and advancement of Pharmacy, as it : has been done for more than three-fourths of a f century past. .; 7 HUBERT HORTON. l g Sixteen ?U4EM4NTE m0 mOmAAOU EKZZHUZHU mmh S e 118113381: OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR M O O R 9 E E T S U R T D N A Y T L U C A F Eighteen 4:; CHEMISTRY LABORATORY MICROSCOPY LABORATORY Ninefeen 1! NF II Twenty .5 CLASSROOM uiaim msnnu. ammzmum , . um. LIBRARY ABMINISTBATION ,1 1.1 x m To The Graduating Class DEAR GRADUATES: It is customary for the Dean to send the grad- uating class each year a message, and this year is no exception. It is easy indeed to write a perfunctory note wishing you well, which you know I do, and teiiing you to proceed with high ideals, which I feel you wilL What I ask of you is to remember that the School has helped you to obtain knowledge, and it is our hope that, through this knowledge, you will become better and more useful citizens. It has been my endeavor to inculcate in the student body, through the teaching Faculty, the big idea that pharmacy is a science which does not put a man neceSSarily- in one position; it opens the doors to many lines of endeavor. I wish every student could enter the School with the big idea. that he enter primarily in quest of knowledge. He should perhaps have some plans for the future which he shouId keep to himself, for the moment you expose your desires you are like a general exposing his strategy in the line of battie to his enemy; some one will block you on the road. For life indeed is one battle, and knowledge is your best weapon of attack and fortress for defense. tSignedi WALTER GRIFJSS. Illllllllli'lll T wenljv-onc Administration FREDERICK S. KOTTE , .. CHARLES EHLERS, SR. .. . , . . , , ., .. HARRY G. SCHMUELLING .. .J 7, .. ,, ADOLPH D. FENNEL ., .. , ... .. .. ... CHARLES F. HENKE, JR. MILTON FRANKEN J. OTTO KOHL , .Prerident . ,, ,7 Vice-Prexia'ent . .. Secretary . , N Treasure: rRegistrar CHARLES G. MERRELL EDWARD Voss, JR. ADVISORY BOARD NICHOLAS J BLANK J. HENRY DORNHEGGEN HENRY J. DUSTERBURG JULIUS GREYER HERMAN E. IGLER Twenty-Iwo OTTO E. KISTNER EDWARD LEHR HENRY B. WATERMANN MRS. ERNESTINE V. SCHWARZ XVALTER WETTERSTROEM FREDERICK s. KOTTE -- V I HARRY G. SCHMUELLING I-I MILTON FRANKEN VVY Administration 12K IE. 1 OTTO KOHL O5 , . Ib- CHARI.ES EHLERS, SR. gaff aw m CHARLES F, HENKE, JR. l- m: EDXVARD VOSS, JR T wen rythn? KI Faculty WALTER R. GRIESS, M D., FA. CS, Ph. D., Dean ADOLPH D. FENNELV, LL. B., Assistant Dean PHARMACY EDWARD H. PLOGMAN, JR, Ph. B., Ph. c., Ph. M. Practical Pharmacy Review Mathematir: J. EDWIN REED, Ph. B., Ph. C. Lafin CHARLES F. HENKE, JIL, Ph.B., Ph. C. Pharmacognosy M icrosropy Theoretical Pharmacy BERNARD J. Korma, Ph. B., Ph. C. Pracriral Pharmacy ALLIED PHARMACY CALVIN E. BARDS, Ch. E. Physic: EARL HOVER Commercial Art and Advertising BENJ. HOYER, M. D. Inorganic Materia Medica FREDERICK W. KISKER, Ph. B., Ph. C., Ph. M. General Afateria Medira ROBERT H. Korma, B. 3., M. A., M.D. Toxicology and Posology Twenly-four JOHN C. MCCARTHY, LL. B. Pharmacy Jurisprudence FREDERICK OTLAHERTY, M. D. V. Botany BiotlJerapy ROBERT C. PEALEJ M. D. Physiology PHILLIP A. SCHWARz, Ph. G. Organic Wlaterid Medics CLIFFORD J. STRAEHLEY, A. B., M.D. TherapeuIirs JOSEPH W. szcomn, Ph. B. C omme rcial Phdrm 5C7. BALTHAASER FRIES, Ph. B. General Materia Medica CHEMISTRY HERBERT G. PICK, Ph. B., Ph. C. Ph. M. Inorganir Chemistry WALTER J. SCHMOLL, Ph. B., Ph. M. Assistant Organic Chemis'try JOSEPH F. KOWALEWSKI, B. Sc., M. Sc. Chemixtry Laboratory T. H. RIDER, Ph. B., Ph. D. Organic Chemistry ff Faculty iQx W'ALTER R. GRIESS I-I CALVIN E. BARDES l-I BALTHAASER FRIES le EARL HOVER BENJ. HOYER ADOLPH D. FENNEL 1mm CHARLES F. HENKE, JR. I-I FREDERICK W. KISKER Twemy-IEW 1! K! I! 3W WW Faculty JIKX BERNARD J. KOTTE JOS. F. KOWALEWSKI JOHN C. MCCARTHY j . l-I ROBERT C. PEALF. T nrmry-xix I twai- ROBERT H. KOTTE l- -l FREDERICK OaFLAHERTY HERBERT G, PICK N77 Faculty uxx I-mn EDXVARD H. PLOGMAN um am T. H. RIDER XVALTER J. SCHMOLL 5-. I-I J. EDWIN REED I:- PHILIP A SCHWARZ I-I CLIFFORD J. STRAEHLEY jOSEPH W VISCONTI Tn'mny-vm'm KI Student Council The Student Council of the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy was first organ- ized in the year 1926. Prior to this time the classes had been comparatively small, and disputes that sometimes arose were easily adjusted without the need of a student governing body. With the growing of the various classes, many condi- tions arose that were difhcult to settle without the aid of some concentrated power. This resulted in the organization of the Student Council. The members are elected at the hirst regular meetings of the respective classes at the beginning of the school year, three members from the Senior class, and two from the Junior and Freshman classes. These members saw: for the year in which they are elected. The sole purpose of the Council is to create a more smoothly functioning organization; to furnish a means by which the student body may express their desires; and to provide the Faculty with a means of securing the co-operation of the students. ' The Council serves in all matters concerning the student body, and is a means by which the Faculty may present any matter they deem fit before the students. The Council also assists, or has the right to assist, in any social function authorized by the School; This organization has one of the most important roles in the School govern- ment It has served well in the past, and there still remains a wealth of opportuni- ties ahead. We hope that with the- coming years these will be realized by a larger and better Council. SENIOR MEMBERS ALBERT M. PICKLE, Chairman WILLIAM NEDELMAN, Vite-Chairman pETER J. MAURER, JP. JUNIOR MEMBERS CARL H. STEFFNER DAVID A. TOWNER FRESHMAN MEMBERS HOMER JONES ROBERT COSLER '1 'wer: ty-eighr Student Council $ l-: x: -- ALBERT M. PICKLE PETER L MAURER. JR. l- -- HOMER JONES ROBERT COSLER Twenry-nine Kl DEAR GRADUATES OF 1932: I appreciate your graciousness in re- specting and honoring me as the Mother of your College. I am very proud of the class of 1932. You have done many things worth while; no need to enumerate them. You have shown the right spirit in your conduct to- wards your fellow students and your School. My only regret is that so soon we will have reached the parting; I trust not of our ways. I hope that you will continue to practice the courtesy and good will toward others, and that you always retain that fraternal spirit which distinguished you during your school years. May your future be one of useful- ness in your chosen profession and give you the satisfaction of having done all things welL With best wishes for a bright and happy future, I sign myself lSignedl MOTHER FENNEL. DEAR GRADUATES: Your College days ended, would it not be fitting that you should take stock of your attainments? Have you formed the habits that will serve you well through life? Have you learned to be prompt, loyal and indus- trious, cOurteous to and considerate of 'others: to take constructive criticism in the spirit in which it is given; to think for yourselves and take the initiative; to be honest with your- selves and with your fellowwmen? With erudition acquired, if you will but live up to the very best that is in you, useful, happy, and successful lives will be yours. As a whole your Class has endeared itself to me and many of its members, better known, are counted as dear friends. You all will be missed. Kindest thoughts and best wishes go with you. May you always be loyal citizens, and loyal to the Alumni of the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy. Thirty Com E. XVHEATON. InterrFraternai Council The Inteerratetnal Council is a group of men brought together to promote a feeling of unity between the three existing fraternities, the Beta Phi of Kappa Psit the Alpha Chapter of Delta Kappa Phi, the Eta Chapter of Alpha Zeta Omega. At the present time the Council consists of six members, one active and one graduate member of each fraternity The Council has certain specific rights, ruling is in all cases final. The Council has the right to ruie in all disagreements, the right to set aside a specihc time for the pledging of new members into the fraternities, and the right to form rules and regulations for the betterment of existing conditions at all times. The work of the Councii this year was to bring about an aH-iliation between Phi Chi Epsilon Sorority and the Alpha Gamma Sorority, thus forming an active and graduate chapter. Many other problems of minor importance were settled by arbitration, which would have otherwise caused friction between the fraternities in the College. The co-operation of the present members of the Council and the support given them by the fraternities has resulted in a most successful year. A Closer bond between the fraternities has been formed. It is the wish of the present Council members to see many more successful Councils in the ensuing years. ALBERT M. PICKLE, Chairman. MEMBERS KAPPA PSI DELTA KAPPA PHI ALBERT M. pICKLE. Active A. CLAY SANDUSKY. Active BERNARD J. KOTTE, Graduate CHARLES FREEMAN, Graduate ALPHA ZETA OMEGA WILLIAM NEDELMAN, Active HYMAN LEICHTMANV, Graduate -A .- I l-' -. ALBERT M PICKLE A. CLAY SANDUSKY Tbirty-ane 9M KI 3W The Dormitory The Dormitory is an adjunct to college life. The intimate relationship of its residents which causes them to lend a helping hand and accept help and encourage- ment when needed has done much toward developing the sterling quality called Spirit of Co-operation.,, Not only is co-operation necessary during college years, but also is it vital to business. Business thrives on it, and without it, business merely existsv Dormitory life has taught many lessons which are not learned in the classroom. May these lessons serve to help you in later life. Graduation from College also means graduation from the Dormitory. Those who wish to become better equipped to face the business world spend additional time in pursuit 019 post-graduation work. The Dormitory Management, not satis- fied to let the graduate leave Without a few guiding remarks, submits the following post-graduate course: IMPRESS upon every one the fact that you are a college man, a professional man and a gentleman. WORK in the interest of your employer and you will be working toward your own advancement. SELECT either ethical pharmacy or commercial pharmacy as your goal, and concentrate your efforts on your selection. BE CONTENT with fair profit. High profit, as well as low proht, is a short cut to bankruptcy. CO-OPERATE with those manufacturers who cooperate with you. DETAIL your pharmaceutical advantages to the physicians in your vicinity. Large manufacturing pharmacists find it profitable, and you will also. TAKE AN ACTIVE PART in your professional associations. ADOPT the new and DISCARD the 01d after due consideration of .its merits. DONT' FORGET your Alma Mater! SUCCESS. THE DORMITORY MANAGEMENT. BERNARD j. KOTTE ,. . . . , , , , . ,.Manager ADOLPH D. FENNEL MILTON FRANKEN ADOLpH GRAEBNERV... ., A . .. .mSuperinte-ndent MRS. ADOLPH GRAEBNER,, , , .. , N N ., Matron TEirty-ln'o In t! BERNARD J. KOTTE 1-- ADOLPH GRAEBNER kW Dormitory Administration 11K $- MILTON FRANKEN um: ADOLPI-I D. FENNEL I l MRS, ADOLPH GRAEBNER Thirty-fhrec KI yin Thirty-fourr College Colors Purple, 3 color symbolic of power, Sustain us during a perilous hour. For guidance in the duties of life Help us ever in this world of strife. Gold, always to line clouds so drear, Bannish far from us all thoughts of fear. In Iifek hardships we must play our part, Ever to reach our goal with hopeful heart. Purple and Gold, colors of rare beauty, Inspire us always, to be loyal to duty, Ever upward and onward with trustful heart, True to Alma Mater, each doing his,part. RALPH B. KINRoss. CLASSES SENIORS Thirty-ffve I! 3W JOHN URI LLOYD 300 WEST COURT STREET CINCINNATI. OHIO February 13, 1952 To the Editorial Staff of the College Annual, Cincinnati College of Pharmacy, 425 West Eighth Street, Cincinnati, Ohio Gentlemen: You ask me to contribute a few words expressive of my views concerning the opportunity that comes now to the graduate in Pharmacy. In response I can do no better than to say, in my opinion, there is not yet a single door closed that touches his field. That is - the field of real pharmacy. In my opinion the coming pharmacist will again be taken into the confidence of the physician and the physician will again turn to the pharmacist who proves himself a master of his art. If each gives due credit to the other, they will be an inspiration and help to each other. They will care for the people as in times gone by did the Fathers in Pharmacy. In this direction of true pharmacy, no higher ideal do we have than the father of your leader today, tProfessor Adolph Fennell who is the third of a family of pharmacists that for nearly one hundred years have succeedingly from father to son stood as teachers in the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy. Professor Charles T. P. Fennel tfather of Adolph of todayi, was a practical pharmacist and a balanced teacher of real pharmacy from the time of his father's death to his own4 Such men as was he and his father were qualified by both experience and knowledge to say, I am a qualified pharmacist, a statement that ccncerning the Fennels has ever been accepted this country over. In all America I can not recall a family of teachers in pharmacy that have succeedinglv been as conspicuous in the teaching of that art as have been the Fennels of Cincinnati. May I not, therefore, say to this Graduating Class of the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy, you should be proud of the fact that your diploma carries the name Fennel, and that you chose the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy as your Alma Mater. m Thirty-six Senior Class OFFICERS FERNAU C. BADER ................................................................... President RALPH B. KINRoss ......................... , ................................ Vice-Presia'ent THELMA M. PALMER ........................................................... Secretary DANIEL E. RYAN ................................................................. Treasurer For the past three years we, the class of 1932, have endeavored to contribute our share of love and loyal support to our Alma Mater. Now We are just begin- ning to appreciate the lofty ideals, the worthy principles, and that unforgetable spirit of fellowship and friendship which we have built up around us. Let us not feel that this, our graduation, will seVer our connections with the Collegeis affairs; and that we are to become merely spectators to its future activities. Let us realize, rather, that we have further duties and obligations to fulfill; that we, as part of the alumnal body, may continue to build up the reputation and quality of the School. Assuming this attitude, we shall not only help outselVes, but we shall be a credit to our Alma Mater and to our profession. The class of 1932 can leave the School with the certain feeling that they have done 'lbigger and better things. To name them all would be useless, for these deeds have already passed into the history of the College. Our class has derived infinite value from our Alma Mater in the form of education, lifelong friendships, and lasting ideals. We hope, as a class, to repay this service, in part, by our loyal co-operation and support in the future. F ERNAU C. BADER, President. l-4 mmm: In- FERNAU C. BADER RALPH B, KINROSS THELMA M. PALMER DANIEL E, RYAN 7 Tbirty-seven a; CHARLES MALCOLM ANDERSON Mach Wittenberg College DAVID P. ANDERSON Q Dave,, Arhiand High Kappa Psi Student Council, 32 Glee Club, ,29 FERNAU C. BADER IEGUSHI Lincoln High Class President, ,31, 32 Class Treasurer, 30 Junior Prom Committee, 731 Dance Committee, ,30, ,31, 32 College News Staff Ring and Pin Committee Senior Masque Players Glee Cub, 29 Freshman Guidance Committee Thirty-eight WALTER V. ILLIA' I BAU- 1AN uLi tie 13015011,, Corpus Christie High Pin and Ring Committee Dance Committee, :31 Assistant Pharmacist, Kentucky Glee Club, 29 Freshman Guidance Committee EDWARD A. BESSE uBig poised, St. Xavier High Kappa Psi Glee Club, 79 AL TN J SI. Bernard High Glee Club, ,29 Staff Aztlst, The Graduate, $2 Tbirty-nine ESTEL WILLIAM BROOKS ICESII Eds! Night High Glee Club, ,29 I I CHAS. F. DE LAY FrankeV Medan: High Class Treasurer, ,31 HARRY F. DECKER Elder High Kappa Psi HARRY W. DICKERSON mick, Bellaire High West Virginia University Student Council, 30 GEORGE M. DOWNARD C MaC!1 Bellevue High MAX F. FAASS Waldsee High Fortyrone LOUIS JOHN FOLTZER Noodles? Hughes High Freshman Guidance Committee SAMUEL FULLER Sam Hughc: High JAMES H. GLENN Jimmy MaywiUe High Forty-two WILLIAM H. HENSING Bilf, Norwood High HUBERT RALPH HORTON Madeira High Associate Editor The Graduate, 332 ALBERT A. HOWATT Vlorf3 Woodward High University of Cincinnati Forty-lhree MAURICE HOWARD KAPLAN Maurie, Hughes High Glee Club, 29 KENNETH LEROY KARCH QQKeng, Brookvit'lt1 High Delta Kappa Phi RALPH BERNARD KINROSS lEDocu St. Xavier High West Night High Delta Kappa Phi Class Vice-President, ,32 F arty-four WILLIAM ELLIOTT LEVIN RDOCH Stiver: High Alpha Zeta Omega PETER J. MAURER, JR, 'Pete Hughes High Kappa Psi Business Manager The Graduate, ,32 Associate Business Manager The Graduate, ,31 Class Vice-President, ,31 Freshman Guidance Committee Ring and Pin Committee Glee Club, ,29 Senior Masque Players Student Council, 32 College News Staff Dance Committee, 31 JOHN K. MASCARI Muski Irontcm High Furty-jive Forty-xix KARL F. MCKAY uMacn Lebanon High Kappa Psi Senior Masque Players Glee Club, ,29 Freshman Guidance Committee JOHN MESSENGER QtDocv Edy! Night High MADELAINE MILLER Mt. Notre Dame Phi Chi Epsilon Dance Committee, ,30, ,31, 32 MORRIS LEWIS MILLER Babe,, Charleyfon High WILLIAIVI ELI NEDELMAN Needie, H n gliey H igl? Alpha Zeta Omega Co-Editor College News, '32 InterrFratemal Council Student Council Senior Masque Players J. ARTHUR NIEMAN ECArtH Hughe: High Delta Kappa Phi Forty-se: 'en LOUIS JOSEPH N IESEL Lou Hughes High Del ta Kappa Phi HARRY NOIMAN Woodward High PAUL J. OLEARY EIFez Elder High Glee'Club, ,29 Forry-eiglvt THELMA MAY PALMER pay! West Night High Phi Chi Epsilon Class Secretary, 7:1, ,32 RUSSELL W. PETERS Rusf Hughes High Editor The Graduate, 32 Associate Editor The Graduate, 31 Senior Masque Players Glee Club, ,29 ALBERT M. PICKLE Ctpickn Roosevelt High Kappa Psi Class President, 30 Chairman Junior Prom, ,31 Student Council, ,32 Chairman Inter-Fraternal Council, 32 Pin and Ring Committee Senior Masque Players Freshman Guidance Committee Forty-riirie HERBERT D. RENTSCHLER HTedH Hamifton High Kappa Psi Senior Masque Players Treasurer The Graduate, 32 Freshman Guidance Committee DANIEL E. RYAN KDannyi, Maym'ille High Delta Kappa Phi Advertising Manager The Graduate, 32 Associate Advertising Manager The Graduate, ,31 Class Treasurer, ,32 A. CLAY SANDUSKY tcSandyn St. Xavier College Delta Kappa Phi InteE-Fraternal Council, :32 CoEditor College News, 732 LAWRENCE JOSEPH SCHLANSER CQJ0e33 St. Xavier University Student Council, 3! ROBERT FRANK SCHULTZE NBObN Holy Cross High Assistant Pharmacist Associate Advertising Manager The Graduate, ,31 Staff Artist, The Graduate, 3?. N ATHAN SCHWARTZ Schwartzy,, Walnut Hill: High University of Cincinnati Alpha Zeta Omega v '3. l -- FifLyvonc JOHN LOUIS SCIARRINO Bad Eye St. Gregory High Delta Kappa Phi LANDON EDGAR SHARP MrConnells-vilfe High, Ohio State University Kappa Psi Dance Committee, 30, 31, ,32 LAWRENCE GEORGE SHAWHAN tShockf Lebanon H igh Miami University Kappa Psi Senior Masque Players Dance Committee, 30, 32 Freshman Guidance Committee Fifty-two LAWRENCE SHRIVER HLarry5! Elder High ROBERT C. STEWART Stewarf, Tray High Ilfiami University JAS. C. TINGLE CQJimmy7, Holmes High Kappa Psi Fifty-tbree GRANDVILLE S. WEBB uThe Oklahoma KicV, Portxmoutb High Kappa Psi Assist Pharmacist, Kentucky Senior Masque Players ROY EMERSON WEISENBARGER uVVeiseyL' Greerwilfe High Kappa Psi Senior Masque Players Assistant Pharmacist, Kentucky HENRY ALFRED HAMLIN NHam,, Woodward High Kappa Alpha Psi Fifry-four HERBERT CHARLES BUSHU Wroxiw Chaminade College CARL A. GIANCOLA VlTubby7! East Night High Freshm an Guidance Committee PAUL DONALDSON HOUSE QQDOC39 Franklin High WILLIAM RUTMAN uBillg, Woodward High STANLY WOLF Rstan,! University of Cincinnati Fifty-fia'e Senior Class History Registration date, September 14th, 1929, will be memorable to many of us, the Class of 1932. We were all eager for classes to begin so that we could see for ourselves what our chosen project, the study of Pharmacy, held in store for us. The class was soon organized in a businesslike manner. The following were elected to class offices: Albert Pickle, President; Cecil Dent, Vice-President; Miss Dorothy Bell, Secretary, and Femau Badet, Treasurer. Like all preceding classes, we elected two of our members, David Anderson and Harry Dickerson, to the Student Council. Aside from acquainting outseives with Chemistry, Materia Medica, and kindred subjects of Pharmacy, we attended various functions given by the upper-classmen. We, as Freshmen, gave a dance for the student body and Faculty of the College on the thirteenth of December at the American Legion Hall. Its great success was due to the careful arrangement and hard work of the Freshman Dance Com- mlttee. Time soon came for the mid-year exams, but, after much worrying and fretting, most of us were successful. The second semester was rather uneventful for us, except that it was dotted here and there by a social event sponsored by upper- cIassmen. During this period the first Junior Prom of The Cincinnati College of Pharmacy was given at the Hotel Gibson. As time passed on, our knowledge of the fundamentals of Pharmacy in- creased, and our education of sink and bottle cleaning was teaching a high degree of perfection. The second year was even more outstanding than the hrst. Classes ranged from the dry Materia Medica and Toxicology to the most interesting of them 311- Therapeutics. That was a class in which Therapeutics was considered secondarily, while a general education along all subjects was handled dexterously by Dr. Straehley. The business of the class was in the care of Fernau Bader, President; Peter J. Mauret, Jn, Vice-President; Miss Thelma Palmer, Secretary, and Charles Delay, Treasurer. The holiday vacation was welcomed by all the students. We were determined to study and make up for lost time, but books received little or no attention during our absence from school. Exams were scheduled shortly after our return to classes, and, after much book-cracking and cramming, we were successful. The Junior Class continued the tradition of giving a Junior Prom. This year the beautiful Hall of Mirrors in the new Netherland Plaza was chosen as an Fifty-six ideal place for such an aHair. The Prom was given on the twenty-seventh of February and was complete in every detail. On March eighteenth we put aside our school work and made a trip to Detroit to visit the plant of Parke-Davis 86 Company. The next day we were divided into small groups and escorted through the mammoth factory and Biological Farm, and had explained to us the different phases of pharmaceutical manufacturing. That evening we were guests at a banquet given by the company. Mr. Frank 0. Taylor, chief chemist, and an alumnus of our CoiIege, was one of the principal speakers of the evening. All of our spare time on this trip was spent exploring the various parts of the city of Detroit. Some even went so far as to include a. small part of Canada in their meandering. We returned to Cincinnati very tired, but realizing that the time was well spent. It wasnTt very long, and we faced the final exams, The tearing of hair, the biting of fingernails, accompanied by a frantic impulse to cram facts of this subject and that, preceded this examination period, as it had all others before. However, the second year ended without any fatalities. We bade our Senior friends good-hye and danced merrily at their graduation party. The summer passed quickly, and soon we ourselves were called Seniors. It had seemed that only a short time previous we had been Freshmen. The third year at College was one of the most enjoyable years of our lives. It yielded a harvest rich in pharmaceutical knowledge which drew us closer to Pharmacy and gave us a better understanding of our profession. Many of the closely related helds of scientihc work Were explained and their relationship to Pharmacy illustrated. Fernau Bader again headed the Class at President; Ralph Kinross, as Vice- President, with Miss Thelma Palmer, Secretary, and Danny Ryan, Treasurer. The different committees necessary for a Senior Class to operate were appointed by the President. The StaE for THE GRADUATE was selected, and the momentous task of preparing such a book was soon under way. The Seniors opened the social calendar of the school year by giving a dance in the Roof Garden of the Hotel Gibson on the thirteenth of November. It was well attended and cleverly arranged. The StudentuFaculty Smoker, held in Fennel Hall, was an exception to previous events of its kind. The Senior Masque Players put on a oneaact skit, being a hurlesque of modern Pharmacy. The thing was quite interesting to the students, but the Players were disbanded shortly afterwards, probably for safetyTs sake. Our education on sink and bottle washing so carefully begun in our Freshman year was very efficiently carried on during our third year. Incidentally, we became acquainted with a little Organic Chemistry. Once again we welcomed the Christmas ivacarion as a breathing spell in our Fifty-seven i: 1! xi school year. All the students vowed they would use their time to study their books and lecture notes. But we fear books and notes received very little attention, to say the least. After every good there seems to come a necessary evil. It wasn't so very long after the holidays that we were bothered with mid-year examinations. The mental contest the students and the Faculty staged was completed with very few casualties for the former, thanks to the proiessors. The Junior Prom, held the fourth of March at the Hotel Gibson, was the gayest aiTair of the year. Its success was an example of the good co-operation that the combined student body can give to make College activities successful. The Seniors unanimously think that it was the best ever held. After the Prom we spent much time in learning more of the various phases of pharmaceutical technique. Time passed on rather uneventfully until April 28th, when we Seniors boarded the train For Indianapolis, where we were the guests of Eli Lilly 66 Company. We were divided into small groups and escorted through building after building of the huge concern. That evening our generous hosts treated us to a sumptuous banquet, where various leaders of the Lilly Company were speakers. The rest of the evening was spent diversely as the students saw fit. The second day we journeyed out to Greenheld to the Biological Laboratories, where the preparation of biological products was carefully explained to us. That evening we made the return trip to Cincy. Every one was tired, yet sure he would never forget the wonderful time he had enjoyed at Lilly,s. It was only a few days after our return from Indianapolis when we were to close our College activities. The time for us to receive our degrees as Pharmaceu- tical Chemists had arrived. We had spent three years of the best part of our lives to secure them, and we should always be proud of our attainments. The Com- mencement Exercises were impressive and well attended by our parents and friends. And the melodies of the dance which followed will linger in our memories for a long time to come. Again, Pharmacy received another group of graduates ready with their skill to help improve conditions existing in the profession. Although Pharmacy is the oldest branch of Medical Science, it is not immune from threats of disorganization which at times seem as though they will destroy it. During periods such as these we must lay aside our petty differences and reason for ourselves as to which is the best course to take. Co-operation among members of the profession for service to mankind should always be our hrst thought. ROBERT C. STEWART. Fifty-eiglul Valedictory uSon, follow in your fatherls footsteps, for he has taken to himself the charitable work of healing. He has gathered knowledge from the bosom of Nature, he has labored with the herbs and has extracted from them sundry juices and gums that he might succor the ailing. Carry on your fathefs deeds. Carry on for his name. Be true to my memory. Do no ill with the drugs of which I have taught you, for there are various herbs of which you and I know that just one grain too many would suflice to deal Death to the strongest. Before my eyes fail me, promise the honored profession I have given you no harm either in word or in deed.n This was the valedictory of the aged Pharmacist of Florence. Death was smothering the candle Hame that had burned so brightly during his three-score and fifteen years of contented living in treating the ailing. Thus did the son inherit his fatherk knowledge. Thus did the son inherit the tight to seek into the crevices of Naturek haunts for drugs and their principles. He then took under his guidance his eldest son, placed him in his apothecary shop and taught him the theories propounded by his father before him. So the son advanced in wisdom, ever learning, and seeking for new drugs. The Master, as the apothecary was called. foresaw the need of recording those drugs, which he had used, their therapeutic actions, their identification, preser- vation, and most efficacious methods of dispensing. He set down these words, and placed great stress upon them, Ever should you remember XEsculapius,, the god of Pharmacy, that you have made him your judge, and that you have sworn to fulfill, with all your heart and soul, and to the extent of your power, the codes of your chosen profession. Ever should you remember the ailing as your unfortunate brothers, who halve been visited by the hand of God. To none must you refuse aid, for by giving aid you will have reaped greater praise for yourself, and will be esteemed by those above you-if you refuse to aid those who come to you, then shall you know of what a restless conscience consists, and you will deserve the ridicule of those above you. To none should you heed when they desire harmful portions, though they be as wealthy as Crtesus, and as powerful as Caesar; nor must thou give counsel to such an end, for it is your place to make drugs only, and not to prescribe. Into whatever house you enter, cast aside your human traits, and stand on the prestige which you have earned in your profession. Remain at a distance from the wines until you have accomplished that mission on which you were called. Fiffyeninc I! Be as silent as the Sphynx of Egyptemake not a sound nor a motion with your lips concerning the aHairs and conditions of those who have called you. Beseech the bountiful Lord to help you to guard over the life and health of His creatures. Also, that you might be ever faithful and precise in your contact with drugs. May you never he possessed by avarice, nor miserliness, nor an insatiating desire for glory, for therein is your downfall and failure. Forget those worldly prin- ciples, for they are not lasting. May you never see anything in your fellow-creature but pain. Faith is lasting, Love will wait. Accomplish those ends for which you have set your hopes first, then take to yourself a wife. Seek the strength and courage to extend the domain of your profession. Be positive of your discoveries only after you have experimented with them seventy times seven times. I beseech you to use only pure drugs; therein will lie the measure of your success. Be true to your patients as they are true to you, for they confide in you. They have labored hard for their pittance, and expect value for value. Never should you dilute potions, weaken powders, unless prescribed or requested. Guiltless and respected should you keep your art and your life. In your guiltlessness shall you find honor and reverence. In your respect shall you find the faith and truth of others. Give discourses and instructions to your sons, to those of him who taught you, to disciples bound to you by written engagement and sworn to medical art, and none other. Ever must you be courteous to those who have called upon you for aid- always must you remember your neighbor will receive with open arms those patients whom you have discourteously attended. And now, if you fulfill these precepts, and disobey them not, may the fruits of Art and Life be yoursH-may you be honored by your fellow-men for all time; the direct opposite if you transgress and foreswear. This, my son, is my valedictory to you. Maintain your dignity, remember your profession, and keep respected your name. The courses and paths through life are diHicult; use your judgment wisely, keep your courage, and remember your Creator. If ever you should deem yourself unworthy of the profession, put away your mortar and pestle, your utensils, and Sixty condensing apparatus, until such time as is necessary will have erased from your conscience that fear which possessed you. Go, and God he with you. In those words we have the embodiment of Pharmacy. Tho Florentine apoth- ecary besought his son to be true to his inherited profession. He, in turn, set those thoughts clown on paper in clearly understood words, so that all who might follow him would adhere as strictly as he had to the code of Pharmacy. Thus were schools of Pharmacy instituted. They broadened. Intellectual youths began the study of drugs, not only for the good they might do others, but for their own personal satisfaction and glory. Some became famous, were called to the different large cities of Europe to impart to willing students the knowledge which they had obtained through experience, tradition, and discovery. Others remained at home, in their own obscure villages to aid the ill, to cultivate drugs. However, in all cases, the valedictories of these scholarly Pharmacists were the same. They taught their pupils the ethics, the arts, and the value of Pharmacy. Down through the centuries from that time to this, Pharmacy has progressed steadily. At each Graduation Exercise a school of Pharmacy sends forth a corps of Phar- macists with a Valedictory, heseeching them to follow and adhere to those ethics endowed them in the study of Pharmacy. Likewise do we, the Faculty of the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy, send you forth among your people with this valedictory: hew to the line with the parting words of the Florentine Apothecary. We wish you all Health, Success, and God- speed. May we see, among your number, famous men. This is our Valedictory to you. JOHN L. SCIARRINO. Sixty-one J! 1 . Ki CLASS SONG flue: kriykf 1w, juick-Lu 93599.6, HxP-hV-je em 5 0 Ten wlmn .n 91-00! J Tbemum. 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We are like a miner, tired and sore After months of search for precious ore Suddenlyistrikes and shouts and screams: H'VVeaJth at last!,, But then it seems He Hingg away the ore, the gold, Another grief, the story,s told, No precious metal but foolws gold. We are happy, for we,ve performed our chore; Is not our ordeal of learning okr? Hasnk the College vested in our hands The rights of Pharmacy chat Law demands? What fools we are! Why act so gay? Why pride ourselves and kneel and pray And oEer thanks to Him who is reigning? Wire losing more than we are gaining. Wire losing those times, those precious things, That wholesome companionship of school-life brings. Then why shout? Why laugh? Why sing? HWILLIAM NEDELMAN. JUNIORS i? Kl Junior Class ROBERT F. TUERCK ................................. . ... .. .. ...... President MILTON FREELAND ................................................... Vice-President MISS ELVOVE .. . . Secretary HENRY KAIL A7 .t. .. Treasurer As we stand on the threshold of our Senior year, we face about and look down at the events of our Junior ancl Freshman years. We do not see a smooth road, but a narrow pathway ascending a mountain. There were obstacles to be overcome, large boulclers and narrow ledges, a misstep meaning destruction. These Giants, ever trying to hold us back, became mere nothings after our Prbfessors took our hands and guided us. It is to these kind, patient men that we owe part of our successful upward climb. The other part was accomplished by ourselves through hard work and study. We wish to extend our thanks and appreciation to the Senior Class, which has ever been out shining example. We wish them success in the coming years, and hope they will never forget the good old days at the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy. ROBERT F. TUERCK, President. k ...-u. 1-- t -- ROBERT F. TUERCK MILTON FREELAND MISS ELVOVE HENRY KAIL Sikty-xix LOUIS BECKER I-Ib-I ALFRED CARRELLI '..x m r ' LOUIS FISHBACK Juniors 1- -- EDWARD CONWAY GROVER FETTS mt .- M AR IE CONWA Y MILTON FREELAND Sixty-seven Juniors K 341' I I- - -. W'ALTER FROEBA MANUEL GOLD BERNARD GOLDSTEIN I-Va ml .3 Q u- WfILLIAM HABIG AARON HASSELBUSH MAE BELLE HUTCHINSDN EDW'ARD IMHOFF PAUL HILBERT MRS. 1-- t -- HARRY KAIL I-' 1 -. HOW'ARD LAWSON Sixly-eiglat I-I-r -n GEORGE LUTZ a; l. I Wir HOWARD OSBORN Juniors l-l EBEN MOORE FRED NEFF JOHN PRATHER HARRY RAUSCH LEO RIEDER J. ROSE l- Jun -. . :-- ROBERT SCHOENBERGER CLETUS SCHWEGMAN Sixty-nine KI; Juniors I$ -I CHESTER SHOTXVEIJ, ISIDORE SIMKIN i I-M$l I--l JOHN STEVENS '- . - u -- DALE STEXVART ROBERT TUERCK 3...: -. u-r LOUIS WOLF WILHUR WOLFER Seven Iy Junior Class Anderson, Edward Baum, Alfred Becker, Louis Bell, Samuel Broughton, Raymond Butler, Orville Carrelli, Alfred Conway, Edward Conway, Miss Marie Agnes Crone, Edward Dieckmann, Ferdinand Elvove, Miss Clara Grace Fink, Theodore Fishback, Louis Fitts, Grover Freeland, Milton Froeba, Walter Gold, Manuel Goldstein, Bernard Goldstein, Edward Gross, Arthur Habig. William Hasselbush, Aaron Hilbert, Paul Hutchinson, Mrs. Mae Belle ImhoH, Edward Kail, Harry Lawson, Howard Lutz, George Maxwell, Donald Middendorf, Bernard Moore, Eben Naif, Fred Osburn, Howard Prather, John Rausch, Harry Rieder, Leo Rose, J. Salem, Joseph Schoenberger, Robert Schwegman, Cletus Schwendenman, Willis Shorwell, Chester Simkin, Isidore Snoddy, Frederick Steffner, Carl Stephenson, James Stevens, John Stewart, Dale Strikman, Hyman Tower, David Tuerck, Robert Wiehe, Roy Wolf, Louis Wolfer, Wilbur Sevenly-one I! i Junior Class History This, the second chapter in the history of the class of thitty-three, conforms in some respects to the recognized requirements of history by being in part a repe- tition of last yeafs cycle of events. To relieve this uniformity, we have made new departures and set precedents. Let us review the happenings of last year. Exer- cising the historiank privilege of disagreeing with his contemporaries, I take exception to the depiction of our class as a group of terror-stricken, compiex-ridden students. The picture of Freshmen on registration day with mouths agape, teeth chattering and knees knocking belongs to another eraenot ours. Tradition has it that Freshmen, as such, are an inferior lot to be stigmatized by the wearing of pots. It has been the custom for them to serve as the objects of physical and mental abuse, in consideration of the opportunity to humiliate, in a like manner, the next crop of unfortunates. While it may have been our original intention to faithfully follow in the footsteps of out illustrious predecessorsf, the attempts of upper-classmen to subject us to various indignities aroused our wrath and altered out opinionst Will you ever forget the day we entrenched ourselves in the locker- room, coats and hats off, sleeves rolled up, to avenge ourselves? Our countenances registered not apprehension but anticipation, and our expressions indicated that we were prepared to neither give not take quarter. Remember how the Seniors came, saw, and conquered-not us, but the impulse to make examples of us, and retired to safety behind the skirts of the Student Council? So much for the major battle. A subSequent minor encounter established the superiority of Freshmen biceps and gave us peace at our own terms. The successful outcome of our physical combats heightened our morale and gave us courage to face another menace in the form of hnal examinations. After' a determined two-week drive, we emerged Victoriously, leaving the academic battiefleld strewn with equations, definitions, and a few casualties of our own. The following September found us reassembled, the veterans of last year, reinforced by a number of new recruits all eager to renew the assault. on the crum- bling fortifications of knowledge. Reorganization for the new yeat,s icampaign disclosed the fact that many of us were burdened with political aspirations. Rival factions mushroomed overnight, and heated discussions of platforms and politics followed. Taunts and pleas punctuated the eloquence of soapbox orators. An atmosphere of conspiracy and intrigue was everywhere. Plots were evoiwed which would have eclipsed the shrewdness and cunning of a Machiavelli. Election day finally arrived. Nominations were made in a Hurry of excitement. Ballots were cast, and an air of suppressed agitation reigned as they were counted. Some one Seventy-Iwo had been too generous in supporting his candidate. The second ballot was a tie. The third resulted in the election of Nlr. Tuerck as President; Mrl Freeland, Vice President; Miss Elvove, Secretary, and Mr. Krail, Treasurer. The inaugural addresses which followed succeeded in dissolving the opposing parties to form a class united in its efforts to overcome all obstacles and establish records- of scholar- ship and department. A retrospective consideration of the past eight months shows that we have employed our time well, achieving an unusual degree of success. Much of our continual success is but a reflection of the efforts of certain of our instructors. To Dr. Straehley, for his departure from the monotony of ritualistic pedagogy, his confidence in us, and the inspiration he has given us, we unhestitat- ingly oner the chair of honor in our own small hall of fame. Now our adventure as a Junior Class has drawn to a close, and for the second time we have triumphantly passed in review before our erudite tribunal of professors, to peer optimistically into the enigmatic future, where we shall con- tinue to make history as the Graduating Class of Thirty-Three. IIJII'IIIII'III 51,1Imry-H'nec I! II I! 11 So iTis Said Concerning X Sei'enly-four It is Pickle as air, or marfs opposite sex, What a remarkable letter is this so-called X. X in the Roman denotes the numeral ten, X is the mark of some illiterate men. meansia crossing, as drivers should note, in a circle may count as a vote. means a quantity wholly unknown, is a ruler bounced from his throne! may be Xenon, a curious gas; XXXXXX is for X-Ray, of a similar class. Xmas is Christmas, a season of bliss; X in a letter is good for one kiss! X is in xyster, with which you scrape bones; X in xylophone gives its beautiful tonesi X is for Xerxes, that monarch renowned; X marks the spot where the body was found. Be it for good or for bad, a fairy or hex, Wle find it all over, this crosinetter X. XHENRY HAMLIN. FBESHMEN I! Freshman Class RAY KEEGAN, . . . .. 7. ........................ .. .......... .. .7 Prexia'ent LEE S. BLUMENTHAL, , ., . .. V . .. .. .. . ........... Vice-President DOROTHY BLANK . ...................................... Secretary HOLLIS L. GRAY ..... , ..... , ............................................... , Treasurer Behold! Behold the future pharmacists! How very important we thought we were as we entered the portals of the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy last fall. How very impressive that first week was! We started on our career, hut. alas! we found we were ndt half so important as we pictured ourselves. As we mingled with the upper-classmen we were a little envious of them and their position in College, but the realization that only a few years before they had occupied our places, gave us courage to carry on, in hopes that ultimadely we would arrive at the same height. Freshmen, mere Freshmen. Thafs all we were considered, but we feel confl- clent that the upper-classmenls point of view has changed. We are convinced that we have clone our level best, and, as a htting reward, we are now classed as tjuniors. RAY KEEGAN, ,34. 3 a I RAY KEEGAN LEE 5. BLUMENTHAL DOROTHY BLANK HOLLIS L. GRAY Scrcnly-jix 36 vcn fji-rea'e n 1! RI Seventy-eigl7f Freshman Class L. Backsman Dorothy Blank C. Blouut G. Bradford G. Brown Harold Brown Leo Brunck J. Carr A. Clauder R. Claude: Manuel Cohen Robert Cosler Clement Day E. Deem Dorothy Dewar C. Dix Charles Drach - Edwin. Dressel J. Dubowsky Carl Flege I. Fleischman Hollis Gray R. Helle E. Henson Wm. Herberg Sidney Horwitz L. jameson Homer jones Ray Keegan L. King R. Kohlhepp Sam Koons j. Lamping Joe Levy Wm. Lilia John Mathes Georgia Mertz Louis Merz Daniel Minor Allan Morris Arthur Nadler Robert Niemeyer P. Meyer A. Pleasant George Poggcndick James Riggs E. Roth L. Rupley Theodore Salem Wilbur Schanzle Robert Scheidt C. Schilling Frank Schwarb David Scott H. Shepler H. Smith D. Spaccarelli R. Stewart Paul Thien Eugene Traub Jerome Traub E. Triplet: Meyer Ullncr W. Vinson R. Visconti B. Vogt J. Walters W. Weyrauch Serenlyminc 1! KI Freshman Class History There were about seventy of us who met on September 28, 1931, as the Class of ,34. Being strangers, we resembled immigrants seeking adventure in a new country. It did not take long for new classes to become organized, and, before we knew it, we received our first taste of work. In a week we were struggling with equations and warbling botanical origins. Another week passed, and the haze which was hovering over us disappeared as quickly as it had come. Weeks passed, with members of the class forming new friendships and ac- quaintances. Feeling more unified, and desiring to act as a group, we elected Class OHicers. Upon Ray Keegan was bestowed the honor of the Presidency. Lee Biumenthai was elected Vice-president, with Dorothy Blank taking over the Secretarial duties. Hollis Gray was chosen Treasurer. Another month passed and our College work was brightened by several social events which took place. We were given dances by both the Senior and Junior Classes. We had enjoyable times at both affairs. The Christmas holidays came, and not to our chagrin, for we had been looking ahead for those two weeks of recreation anci rest. Returning to school, we were confronted with Mid-Year Exams. Their com- pletion found us returning the courtesy of the Seniors and Juniors, by giving a dance at the Hotel Aims. Its great success was due to the untiring eHorts of Tom Newman and Daniel Minor. February found us starting the second semester and continuing our work Where we had left OH. After a month of earnest endeavor, We welcomed the social enjoyment which the Junior Prom offered. June came and our first yearis work was completed. We found that We had successfully bridged the first gap that separated L15 from our goal. We hope to return next fall and continue where the Juniors have left OE. In closing, we bid the Seniors farewell, and hope that their success may teach astounding heights. A. NADLER. Eighfy ' ACTIVITIES The Junior Prom Having attended three very successful College dances, both students and alumni looked forward with pleasurable anticipation to the forthcoming Junior Prom. Finally, the day upon which we receive our tickets arrives. We find that the passports are colored to match a golden opportunity, and entitle one coupie to a formal dance at the Gibson Bail Room on March the fourth. The chairman of the committee in charge is Orville Butler, assisted by Al Carelli and Roy Wiehe. Remembering the merry-making and festivity of the Junior Dance, we can be well assured that the experienced group will teach perfection in making the Prom an outstanding event of the year. Taking our ticket to its destination, we enter, and receive a novel dance pme gram harmonizing with our school coiors, purple and gold. Examining it, we discover that we are about to he gidruggecl with a good time. Listen to that music! It is none other than Josef Chetniavsky and his four- teen sympho-syncopatots. Time seems to Hy under the influence of his melodies, and the evening rapidly progresses, until both hands of the clock coincide at their apex. A space is then roped off zieat the orchestra, and we gather neat to be entertained by a floor show. The various dances of different nationalities are offered by a group of pretty girls, who perform the Egyptian tarantella, Russian ballet, and Gypsy fandango in the customary style. This is followed by acrobatic dancing. The agility of this feature is aggravated by the aid of a slippery floor, which is rivaled by the sight of a few less fortunate spectators who, being forced to stand on chairs to see, are observing the law of equilibrium in an amusing manner. Soon after the Hoot show, the Grand March begins, led by the respective Presidents of the Senior and Junior Ciasses-Fetnau Bader and Robert Tuetck. Each leads his line along opposite alcoves, and, after twice circling the baliroom, we hnaiiy march forth in groups of eight. Suddenly the music is hushed by the voice of a monk, who is the annual messenger from Olympus, delegated to bestow the robes of the gods upon two esteemed students of the Senior Class. Calling forward the ones so honored, he presents: Hygiea, goddess of health. . . . uMiss Thelma Palmer? and zzEsculapias, god of medicine, . . Mr. Fernau Bacierf3 Eighly-onc Dancing is again resumed, and, looking about, .we notice a large crowd enjoy- ing the rhythm 01c the Russian sttro. Students, faculty, alumni, and all asso- ciated with pharmacy are present with their friends, and all intermingle as of one fraternity. Many of the girls are now wearing their favors, which are neck- laces of a trim black chain. reflected by a sparkling crystal containing the College insignia. Josef certainly knows how to give our toes an inspiration. The dancers tingle, tap, and toddle to the tempo of his syncopated tunes. He not only enter- tains us with the latest hits, but often presents such old favorites as flSing, You Sinnersfl and St. Louis Blues? But all good things must come to an end, and it seems much too soon when we hear the familiar strains of llHome, Sweet Home? $0 ends an evening of joy and merriment, and we will tuck away this golden ticket in some safe place-as a memory of a Prom Premier. ROBERT SCHOENBERGER. Eigth-tnm The Senior Dance Friday, the Thirteenth! Black Cat Day! The Seniors defiantly Haunted their insolence into the face of Old Man Superstition by giving their dance on that day. It was the first of the season, and was held in honor of the underclassmen at the Roof Garden of Hotel Gibson on Friday, November 13th, 1931. As the couples entered, the girls were presented with beautiful rosebuds, which they appropriately pinned on their shoulders-then, on with the dance! The rhythm furnished by Baxter and his orchestra was superb. Only a super- man or a wall flower could have resisted dancing. The music compelled one to dance on and on until his feet cried out for mercy. It might be noted that there were not many supermen or wall flowers present. Some of the Freshmen Stags, inspired because the dance was given in honor of underclassmen, were iilumined by the brilliant thought that the young women escorted by the Seniors were included in the bargain. Actions prompted by this idea were soon suppressed by the Lordiy Ones? As Saturday arrived, the Black Cats hurried and scurried, and the Grand March began, celebrating the victory over Old Man Superstition. Belle with purple and gold ribbons were given to each couple to be piaced around the young ladies, ankles. So the march was broken up amid a shower of confetti and the lenghter of ail the participants. The dancing which followed was accompanied by the trierry tinkie of the bells; After one dclock the dance was but a memory to be talked about and enjoyed as long as we remember our College Davsi W. BAUMAN. E ingJty-tl'rfee TOW The Junior Dance Following the announcement by the Junior Class of a dance at the Hotel Metropole on December the 11, the more skeptical members of the Senior Class, recalling the dance we did not give last year, discredited the statement and accused us of Scotch ancestry. However, our plans materialized and these Doubting Thomases, by their mass attendance, betrayed to the most casual observer the probability of their own ancestors having been familiar with Bluebells and Bag- pipes. All are forgiven now, particularly Howatt, for his contribution to the decorative scheme. We nominate him to succeed Flo Ziegfeld in glorifying The American Girl. Alumni, Seniors, Juniors and Freshmen entering the ballroom, with its sub- dued lights, came under the spell of the orchestrais rhythmic melody, and, yield- ing to the spirit of the dance, mingled as a single class. Threading their way through iridescent showers of confetti and rainbows of serpentine, the dancers expressed their unqualified approval by laughter, bits of song and light badinage. Nothing happened to mar the regular succession of events until during the intricate forming and breaking of ranks in the grand match, Committeeman Freeland jealously guarding stacks of favors, made his somewhat uncertain way across the floor. Then there was pandemonium. In the melee which followed, some one acquired more than his quota of the little red-capped monkeys. Several Freshmen are under suspicion and will be properly entertained by the Guidance Committee. In certain instances the favors will serve as silent reminders of our own simian antics on this joyous occasion. An unexpected bit of entertainment was provided by Carrellfs rescue of Roy Wiehe, self-appointed soloist and master of ceremonies, from the orchestra platform, where he had taken refuge from an infuriated mob. Kail, undaunted by Wiehels narrow escape, mounted the platform and, unmolested, ctooned his way through several choruses, much to his predecessofs disgust. With the approach of the wee small hours, a final burst of syncopation sig- nalled the completed conquest of ennui, and the end of one of the gayest dances it has been our pleasure to attend. Reminiscing in the future, how often pictures in out scrapbook of memories will return us to our Junior Dance. JOHN STEVENS. Eighty-four StudenteFaculty Smoker The annual Student-Faculty Smoker this year was a great success. It was held in our beautiful Fennel Hall on Friday night, November 20, 1931. The Faculty, who were our host, provided excellent entertainment, and in such manner that it will be long remembered by us all. A new-born school spirit was manifest by Faculty, trustees and students. The eyening began with genetai introductions and several reels of an educa- tional picture Afterwards, Dr. Peale took the iioot as our able toast-master. He was very liberal with his bits of humor, which, we decided, he had gathered while in Medical College. We were especially entertained by the Junior and Senior Classes. Dave Anderson gave us a version of the way a banjo should talk-in a mean way. Kalil. of the Junior Class, sang a song as if he meant it CtCarolina MoonW. Howatt provided us with some laughter by giving his impressions of drug-store life. And last, but not least, the Senior Masque Players put on a spicy butlesqueiy portraying how a modern apothecary shop should be operated. After the show we were called to order and marched around the room to receive our rations, which certainly tasted good. We especially liked the cakes and cookies which Mrs. Adolph Fennel had baked and kindly sent over to us. Praises on ti'lClTl were numerous. So came the wee hours of the morning and time to retire to our respective homes, with the thought that we are all really a part of the College, and not that the Faculty is some inhuman power which governs our College-day destinies with an iron hand. May the Stleent-Faculty Smoker continue to be an event of the College and improve as the years go by, i HUBERT HORTON. Eighty-five 9M Freshman Guidance During the first semester the Seniors, believing it well to perpetuate a system for initiation of the Freshmen inte- the College Spirit, appointed, among themselves, a Freshman Guidance Committee. It was the duty of this committee to direct the Freshman in their relations to the College and the uppereclassmen. Of the result of this action, we present the representative opinions of the participating classes. FRESHMAN VIEWPOINT The Guidance? as administered to the Freshmen by the Seniors, was a success from the standpoint of social fellowship. Like all College events between the Freshmen and upper-ciassmen, the Guidance, was a matter of tradition. It helped the Freshmen to form closer friendships with their classmates. Besides this, some individuals were able to show their ability for leadership Although aii the scrimmages between the upper-classmen and the Freshmen were in fun, some were marred by the unsportsmanhke manner in which a Jfew Seniors conducted themselves. Barring this, the Guidance as a whole was a success, with the Freshmen enjoying the scrimmages best. Herek hoping the Seniors enjoyed the same. ARTHUR NADLER. THE SENIORJS VIEWPOINT The lowly surfs have bowed to Their Majesties of the Reigning Kingdom of the Class of :32. Through an act of gratitude the surfs united to defend their sitting constitution by revolting on one lowly Master of Ceremony. The Kingdom rallied and re- possessed their Paddle of Arms. The battle began anew the next forenoon with the aid of the loyal Knights. In the second encounter the batteries were captured, the surfs using the remaining splinters to decorate the Hall of Victory. The Kingdom under the reigning lord made plans for retaliation. Later. one bright noon, the surfs marched to their doom guided by our Tuesday Jesters in the lower Torture Chambers of the Castle. They were greeted kindly, and' their shoes were deprived of means of loco- motion. The next high spot was to bring them before the Four High Executioners. Upon request they were gently but Firmly reminded of a sum of Heavy and Hot Spots on the Receiving End, and then marched to their simple enclosure of the iocker-room. After a few side batties the Seniores retreatedethe Victors. The Class 01c ,32 wishes Luck to the Class of 94. LOUIS FOLTZER. ,32. FRESHMAN GUIDANCE COMMITTEE Louis J. Foitzer Herbert D. Rentschler Fernau C. Bader Waiter Bauman Carl McKay Cari A. Giancola Albert Pickle Lawrence Shawhan Peter J. Maurer, Jr. Eighty-six CALLCCC M15 I! ll College News A group of boySeseveral ideaSw-a bit of discussionea decisionra bit of mouth broadcastingwarticleSejokes-awisecracks-a stencilethe hum of a mimeograph machinew-wand, 10 and behold, our little weekly newspaper-hCOLLEGE NEWS? Within a week after the opening of school this year, a new: organization was founded Which, later, was called the Inter-Fratetnity Council. Albert Pickle was the elected chairman, and, after several meetings, William Nedelman, who was also a member of this COuncil, suggested that the student body have a newspaper. They tealized that, to stimulate student social life around school, something was needed along this line. So it was hnally decided to publish a weekly paper, which later received the title of COLLEGE NEWS. The Council deserves much credit, as the paper has been more than a success. Being a new idea, of course, the first few issues were more or less a mix-up. However, it didn,t take but a few weeks until we had regular lthigttime paper. Fernau C. Bader assumed the role of Grand Scribbler; William Nedelman was the Chief of Treasury and Monkeyshiner, and peter J. Mamet, Jn, Albert Pickle and Herbert Rentschler were all elected Assistant Scribblers. Our paper is published every Wednesday, and deals chieHy with student life, and many are the good laughs and worthy thoughts that halve appeared in the various issues. We feel as though our efforts have been rewarded by the increasing student-body interest, and we most sincerely hope that the COLLEGE NEWS will continue to weave into the general College atmosphere, and really become a part of this school. We have had a lot of fun writing for the paper. and hope that you have enjoyed it just half as much as we have, and truly will we then know that our efforts have not been in vain. FERNAU C. BADER. Eighty-eiglwr College News I- am.- FERNAU C, BADER HERBERT RENTSCHLER 1-: IL -- .- '- ALBERT PICKLE ALBERT HOWATT Eigbry-ninc ft 3x! K5 Ninety Tonics Ball You should have been to the Tonics Ball; I know you would have enjoyed it 311 To see Father John and Mothefs Friend Across the Hoot a two-step trend. Miss Pinkham and Fellows. Syrup waltzed To a dreary tune by Epsom Salts Konjola, biggest one of all, For Mother Kelly made a fall! Caldwellk Syrup was drunk as could be, From drinking Wine of Cardui. S. S. S. a speech did make, While Miss Peruna baked a cake. All went well until H. V. C. Had cramp attacks and left early, And Kruschen Salts began to foam Willem Hoodk Sarsaparilla took her home! But, all in all, ,twas one grand sprawl At the ubetter living Tonics Ball! Created by WILLEY NEDELMAN. PUBLICATION J! 3W The Staff of The Graduate SENIORS RUSSELL W. pETERS .. V , . . Editor PETER J. MAURER, JRL ..................................... Business Manager DANIEL E. RYAN,..... , A. s.,H.....Ad'ver!jsing Manager HERBERT D. RENTSCHLER,, ,7 , .. . . ...,HTreasurer HUBERT R. HORTON, , , .. .. .. 7, . . ,Associate Editor RALPH B. KINROSS .. . . Associate Advertising Manager ALVIN A. BREDEMEYER m, ....Artisf ROBERT F. SCHULTzE. s . .. . Artist JUNIORS JOHN M. STEVENS .. 7 . .Associare Editor JOHN PRATHER .......... . ..... 7. , ........... Associate Business Manager EDWARD IMHOFF ...... . , ,. .. Associate Advertising Manager HOWARD OSBURN ., , .. 7, , ,. . Associate Advertising Manager FRESHMEN ARTHUR NADLER ,.7.. .,..... 7. , ,. ........... Associate Editor EUGENE TRAUB ........................... Assoriate Business Manager CHARLES F. HENKE, JR. . ., M ... ................... sFaculty Adviser anctydwu The Staff of The Graduate RUSSELL XV. PETERS PETER J. MAURER. JR. DANIEL E. RYAN ; g g s I ! . I u- -. l-m-l m HERBERT D. RENTSCHLER HUBERT R. HORTON RALPH B. KINROSS ALVIN 2k BREDEMEYER ROBERT F. SCHULTZE Ninety-tl7ree I! KI Ninely-four Class Pin It was just a little thing That much discussion brought; But ,twas something of importanceh And this each Senior sought. ,Twas a little emblem of rarest gold Beating the shield of C. C. P. so fair, Recalling heroic deeds of old; None other with it can compare. T0 remind us of our loyalty, It shines like the skies of blue, Glittering, the sign of our love, For the kindness C. C. P. is due. ---RALPH B. KINROSS. 0RGANIZATION S Phi Chi Epsilon In October the members of the Phi Chi Epsilon Sorority celebrated the first anniversary of its organization at the home of Mrs. C. T. P, Fennel. Mrs. Fennel, as usual, proved a delightful hostess and the true friend of the sorority, with new ideas and suggestions for the coming year. In November the election of officers was conducted, with Thelma Palmer, President; Marie Conway, Vice-President, and Dorothy De War, Secretary. Although still in its infancy and, as yet; very small, we feel that the, old proverb, Precious things come in small packages,,, will hold true. MARIE CONWAY; 33. OFFICERS THELMA M. pALMER N .7 . , w .President MARIE CONWAY.... .. w. ,, ,, ,. ..Vice-Pre.cia'ent DOROTHY DE WAR 7.. W H , .. . . .w.. .. Secretary MEMBERS DorOthy Blank Mae Belle Hutchinson Marie Conway Georgia Mertz Dorothy Dewar Madelaine Miller Clara Elvovc Thelma M. Palmer N- .k' HREM THLLMA M. PALMER N'inety-fhe Alpha Phi Gamma The Alpha Phi Gamma was founded in Cincinnati during October of 1925. The eight girls who were the charter members all retain their active membership. The Sorority meets once each month, promoting social activity and encouraging interest in Pharmacy. Pharmacists of the Alumnae only are eligible. The 'organizar tion contributed generously to the Endowment Fund? and was financially re- sponsible for furnishing the WomenG Lounge at' the College. HONORARY PATRONESS Mrs. C. T. P. Fennel MEMBERS CLARA EHLERS . 7. .. . . . .. President ELIZABETH LYNCH ... ,, .7 .. ., Vice-President JEAN NOCKW .. ... . ... .. .. .. Secretary Geraldine Abrams Rose Blank Elizabeth Hopkins Monroe Eleanor O. Boger Theodora Dornheggen Meyer Laura Barker Virginia Brown Sams Margaret Franey Hazel Purdy Angela Farrell Niner-n'x Alpha Phi Gamma CLARA EHLERS a GERALDINE ABRAMS THEODORA MEYER W ELIZABETH LYNCH I'ME ELEANOR ROGER mia. ..-I MARGUERITE FRANEY Wm A w jEAN NOCK ;. ' ?$$-.? w-- ROSE BLANK HAZEL PURDY xVinefyqe Ten I x? Alpha Zeta Omega ETA CHAPTER The Alpha Zeta Omega Fraternity has been in existence for eleven years. In this period the fraternity has grown from a small group of twelve men to an international fraternity composed of sixteen chapters. Out chapter, Eta, at the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy, was instituted in 1924, and it has been steadily increasing in quantity and especially quality. Our local chapter was host to the rest of the fraternity at our last annual Convention, where every one certainly had a good time. We also had several other dances last year which were huge successes. This year our efforts were centered chieHy upon bringing the activities of our fraternity back to the school, and in this we were again successful. The progress of our fraternity, as a whole, and that of our chapter thus far, has been so colorfui that its success for the future is assured. NATHAN SCHWARTZ. OFFICERS LESTER MAX ....................................... 7 ..................... Directorium MITCHELL PEAL .................... , ......................... Sub-Directorium WILLIAM NEDELMAN ................................... 7 ..... .......Signare ROY NIDES ,7 , ... .. . .. ....Excbequc MEMBERS Milton Franken, Honorary Hyman Leichtman Vic Appleblat Morris Rubin Nathan Schwartz XViHiam Levin Isadore Simpkin Manuel Gold Bernard Goldstein Harold Swillinger Nineiyeeight Abe Baumering Louis Tessel Sam Horwitz Nathan Drucker Milton Crigger Louis Fink Sol Snyder Bernard Footlick Kappa Psi Among a small group of students from the Class of ,25 the Beta Phi Frater- nity was formed to perpetuate the friendship and loyalty that existed among them. Other students, sensing the spirit and ability with which this group conducted themselves, sought admission, and having proved themselves students as well as good sportsmen and possessors of moral conduct, were given membership in Beta Phi Fraternity. Due to its rapid growth and increased membership, the Fraternity desired to become a part of a more widely known organization. After due consideration and proper inquiry, it was decided that Kappa Psi National Pharmaceutical Fra- ternity offered the greatest opportunities, so application was made and accepted. At present, the Beta Phi, Chapter of Kappa Psi is one of the fortyeeight Collegiate and thirty Alumni Chapters of Kappa. Psi, and has a membership of more than 160 students and graduates of the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy. Since its beginning, Kappa Psi has assumed a leading role in the social affairs of the College. Long does one remember the friendly atmosphere that prevails at 3. Kappa Psi dance. GRANDVILLE S. WEBB. OFFICERS DAVID P. ANDERSON .......................................................... Regent LAWRENCE G. SHAWHAN, ............... , ......................... Vice-Regent ALBERT PICKLE .................................................................. Treasurer GRANDVILLE S. WEBB ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, , ............................................. Secretary CARL F. MCKAY.... , ......................................................... Historian JAMES C. TINGLE .......................................................... Chaplain MEMBERS David P. Anderson Edward A. Besse James C. Tingle Harry F. Decker Grandville S. Webb Grover Fitts Roy E. Weisenbatger Milton Freeland Peter J.N1auret, Jr. Landon E. Sharp Carl F. McKay Lawrence G. Shawhan Harold C. Morton Albert Pickle Harry Rausch John 0; Rose Herbert D. Rentschler Ninefy-nine KI DAVID FM ANDERSON Ti 5 MILTON FREELAND ! i i mi. - jOHN 0 ROSE One Hundred Kappa Psi .Ai Im '-I GROV ER FITTS I-R. 11-- EDXVARD A BESSIE mI I-A' .. -. LAWRENCE G. SHAWHAN JAMES TINGLE n- I u- ROY E. WEISENBARGER GRANDVILLE S. XVEBH 1' i l K. . i- I- PETER J. MAURFR. Jsc. -- CARI. F. McKAY HERBERT D. RENTSCHLHR HARRY RAUCH One Hundred and One KI Delta Kappa Phi Realizing the friendship that existed between them, tweive students organized a local fraternity, the Delta Kappa Phi. Their aim was to further their ideals toward a successful and beneflciaf career. This quorum had originated in 1925 at the Cincinnati CoHege of Pharmacy. During the seven years of existence, its prestige has grown to form an amiable group desirous of bettering Pharmacy as a science and profession. The Delta Kappa ths percentage of members has grown rapidly in the past years so that it may be considered foremost in scholastic enterprises, moral conduct and undying friendship. Our Motto is: uThe Delta Kappa Phi endeavors to promote friendliness be- tween students and Faculty, and to remain loyal to their Alma Mater. The graduating members look for the future success and expansion of this organization. RALPH B. KINRoss. OFFICERS JOHN L. SCIARRINOM President DANIEL E. RYANH ,VicenPresident A. CLAY SANDUSKY , , . ,t , ......Secretary RALPH B. KINRoss V . . , . ........................................... Treasurer ACTIVE MEMBERS Kenneth L. Karch Joseph Salem J. Arthur Nieman Cletus Schwegman Louis J. Niescl Chester Shotwell Alfred Baum James Stephenson Louis Becker Robert Tuerck Orville Butler Roy Wiehe Alfred Carrelh Robert McFadden Edward Crone F. J. Schwarb Arthur Gross W. R. Schanzle Edward ImhoH L. T. Rupley Henry Kail E. L. Roth George Lutz Wm. H. Lilie One Hmm'rcrl and Two Delta Kappa Phi Imr-l jOHN L. SCIARRINO -- ' .n-u l--I A, CLAY SANDUSKY RALPH H. KINROSS A t 3 1-...- IDUIS j, NIFSH. 3- m -- mWIIJ.l-' BUTLER l ' I DANIEL F. RYAN I- am- I KENNETH L. KARCH ' m lv- 3.: IOUIS BECKER ALFRED FARRELH One Hundred and Three I! Kl Delta Kappa Phi In --I l--l EDWARD CRONE EDWARD IMHOFF HENRY KAIL GEORGE LUTZ JOSEPH SALEM I-g u- I- -. -- I CLETUS SCHWEGMAN CHESTER SHOTWIELL JAMES STEPHENSON ROBERT TUERCK ROY WIEHF. One Hundred and Four Fennel Memorial Chapter of The Kappa Psi Pharmaceutical Fraternity CHARLEShT. Pt FENNEL As a memorial tribute to out late brother, Charles T. P. Fennel, the Cincinnati Graduate Chapter of the Kappa Psi Pharmaceutical Fraternity expressed its desire to be known as the Fennel Memorial Chapter of Kappa Psi. That was a year ago, just four years after the passing of Professor Fennel. Today uPop Fennel? as he was called by those who loved him, is as much missed as though he entered the Great Agora only yesterday. Thirty-eight men whom he led to a successful fraternal life in the Beta Phi Fraternity, a local organization, and its later expansion into the ranks of Kappa Psi as the Beta Phi Chapter, now are enjoying their first anniversary as a successful Graduate Chapter. The continued success and expansion of its Fraternal Life and of the Cincinnati College of Pharmacy itself is wished by the men of the Fennel Memorial Chapter, whose names appear on the following page. One Hundred and Fia'c I! Kl I! 3W FRED J, STOLL Cincinnatiy .. .. . .. ALBEhT H. ERHARDT UDiqan . ELWOOD H. FAHL CincinnatQ.A......A. .... . ...... KIRK K. HAMILTON KindnnatU ..... REYNOLDS EKSTROM KaninnatQ CINCINNATI George Schirrman Harmon 3. Cover Farrell Decker Edward Drohan Adolph Fennel Edwin C. Hall Charles F. Henke, Jr. Bernard J. Kotte Herbert C. Pick Reese Powers Tom J Smith Davis Sellards Julius Toll Ellsworth Woehle Ferd Weisbtodt Howard Tangeman Charles Muhlberg Ed Wight Edward Plogman Louis King Wm. Truesdell ............ Regent .. . . ... ,. ..Vice-Regent ,..,.,Secretary ., ................. , ,,,,,,,,,,,, Treasurer .............................. Historian HAMILTON, 0. Ross Spinning Joseph Triplet: HUNTINGTON, W. VA. Erwin Han Arno Bunn Maynard Thomas Clyde Roberts ASHLAND, KY. Edwin Meyers GIRARD, O. Emory Jenkins MIDDLETOWN, 0. Clark M. Gillen PORTSMOUTH Donald Ruhlman STEUBENVILLE Sidney R. Cope CHATTANOOGA, TENN. George Merritt Today, tomorrow, and even untiI they, too, pass on to join our bereaved brother, these men will carry on their Fraternal Life for the benefit of each other and those about them, and forever cherish the memories of Charles T. P. Fennel and good old C. C. P. Envoon H. FAHL One Hurldrcd and Six CALENDAR One Hnndrm' and Seven 1! ll IV: WPTWDHZ ZlkSchool opened dignif1ed Seniors, Wiggly Juniors and panic-stricken Freshmen. 22 -Sixty-SeVen Freshmen found lost in the halls. ZBHSeniors meet Herr Rider-POWI 24-Poetry efHuoresces from Dr. Hoyer. 25 Freshmen told of holiday till Monday. 28 War Declared! Senior member mauled. 29-Senior and Freshman battle tie. 30-First Senior class meeting We bow to King Bader. One Hundred and fight OCWEIEIZ 1 Senior Vigilance Committee appointed. 2-Seuiors mop up Freshmen Shoe sale Monday. 5 Wolfe appears in person. 6-Wc want class pins. Committee appointed. 7hCarbon, Hydrocarbon and more Carbon. 8-Carbon continued. 9 Muscle action by Dr. Peale. lZgCOlumbus Day, but not for us. 13 We want a dance. 14 What Price Chemistry 53 absent. l?-Webb proves himself an artist. 16-Senior Hams have practise. 19 HELPI pin Committee lost. 20 Pins collected-real pearls er sumpini ZIaWOIfe present-realizes mistake Ieavcs. 22-Student Faculty Smoker Tilly Ergo: stars. 23 Senior Hams celebrate success of premier. 26 McKay tells Maurer joke. 27-Maurer laughs. 28-McKay finds he left out point of joke Z9v-Mass meeting 01C fraternities. 30-School ends for month. One Hundred and Nine 1! RI $ NWEMEIEIP 2 Bader fwc minutes ahead of bell. Reason: bell fifteen minutes late. 3-We fmd that Webb comes from Oklahoma. 4-C011ege News debut. S-Lab equipmentlHies from WebHs desk. 6 Pick1e, marksman, hits hay wagon. 9 1-10 HUM B1ue Monday. 10- Freshmen make H23 gas Seniors skip school. 11 Rutman gets through carly-12:45. 12 Shawhan starts celebrating for dance. 13-Senior Dance-PhoomI 16 Dance big success. Jim O,Connor gives floor show. 17HL0 and BehoId-Senior has picture taken. 18-Mid-term exam next week ,nuff said. 19 Fire dri11 every man for himself. ZO-Specia1 donationwno school Saturday. 23 Wolfe introduces himself to Mr. Plogman. 24-uDr. OTIaherty talks of densitywlass good example. 25 Xmas vacation one day closer. ZFThanksgiying-lors of turkey. 2i7 Bader gets married. ESEEvcrybody else 29 has vacation. 30 XWhatI no cigars? Congratulations anyway! One Hundred and Ten IDIUEEMEEP 1 This month comes but once a year. Z-McCarthy likes beer. Dorft we all? 3 H0rsemen celebrate Badefs wedding. What a mess! 4ERentschler gets haircut. 7 Forty-seven Freshmen lost in halls. 8 811awhan gives classic dance in locker-room. 9 Win Nedelman blows nose. Vibration cracks W. O. N. A. R. D. Fountain. JO-Webb asks sensible question. Ukbout poisonous dosch 11-Come on, Xmas vacation, or W611 come to you! 14-Books no source of knowledge in class, says Faass. 15 Pickle sets flre t0 can1puskcost 25 cents. 16-Kaplan corrects U. S. P. 17 1$ coming. 18;.Iunior Dance. Vacation starts. MERRY XMAS TO EVERY ONE! One Hundred and Eleren J! JANUARY 4-Vacation Days have passed. 5 Where,s Bader? Reward! 6 Seniors again called upon to battle the camera. 7 Mascari buys a razor. 8 -Senior seen in office paying tuition. Il-Bader rediscovered. lZ-Wolf seen carrying a book. Exams must be coming soon. 13 Messemer in training for exams-gets new pair of glasses. lPWeEe told exams wank be hard not very hard. 15 Euverybody present. Rutman passes out candy. 18 Sheep are led to the slaughter. Exams start. 19-Brooks signals S. O. S.-notebooks astray. 20 Wonder what becomes of these C atoms when we get through? Zl-Sciarrino resolves to study next semester. 22 Freshman caught studying for Monday exam. 25 Shriver brings rubber ball to class to illustrate brain softening. 26-Shriver recovers from bouncing. Z7nNiese1 telegraphs excuse for absence. 28-Seniors teach Mr. Hover new advertising stunts. 29-Brooks plunges into sea of matrimony-Good Luck! One Hundred and Twefi'e FEDEUAIW thtili recovering from Freshman Dance Friday night. ZhFreshmen are beginning to wake up. 3hI-Iensing stays in lab entire period; PKaplan sings his song, then proceeds to chemistry. 5-Ouch! Exam grades coming in hot and bothersome. SEVery Blue Monday. Troubled with Fridays headache. 9hO,Leary comes to school with shined shoes. lO-Pickle tells Mr. Schmoll he has had his monthly smash-up. llhTalkies hne this week. Nobody in class. IZiGood old Reviewhmore zerosi 15-Chemist McKay demonstrated how to acquire equipment. l6bBushu has pipes tuned-snores more musically. l7iBushu continues in F Sharp Minor. IShiiThe law sayshfi Seniors say, Oh, yeah? 22-Mr. Henke seen playing jacks with Mr. Plogman. 23-No school. Celebration of victory of A over B. 24hRutman wants strong bodyguard. Bad men after him. 25-Decker seen roaming about the campus ahead of time. ZGhThelma seen skipping rope in Girls1 Locker Room. 29-Levin still wondering where his Eisenzucker disappeared to. One Hundred and Thirteen KI MAIDCIH lRThe Lion enters. 2 Stewart and House seen in lab. BMHouse absent strain too great. 4 TI-IE jUNIOR PROM. thaES right, I saw you thereU 7 Still installed in lab. UNot leased for private useJ 8v-43ut the burners worft burn. 9-Therefore: still still still. lO-Rutman, underworld denizen, makes whoopee in jail. ll-Mascari answers question in class. 14-Messemer gives his version of married life. 15 Federa1 Narcotic Agent tens us some dds and dolfts. 16-Willy arguing for fifteen cents for College News. 17 StaH Artists go on strike and play ball. ISEKappa Psis turn globe-trotters and go to Cleveland. 21 Pick1e, Rentschler, Bader and Maurer absent good 01d Cleveland! ZZHWolf in class; Horton brought him! 23 Shawhan actually does his own experiment in lab. 24-Schlanser conscientiously studies Speedball. 25-Schwartz presents himself loaded with books. ZS-Freshies all had heavy dates-carFt pay College News. 29 Dr. Rider dismvers new anathetic. 30 We are introduced to Dean Wheaten. 31 Scniors pay homage. One Hundred and Fourteen APEnL IoWe get fooled. Dr, Peaks has no sympathetic system. 2-McKay not allowed to eat cakes in lab. 5-Quiet before the Junior storm. 6-The Thorn Bush blooms. 7-Bader, with Stevens in mind, demonstrates how to twist crepe paper. S-Mr. Plogman exposes cerebral inoccupancy. ll-Parking on the campus inaugurated. Sciarrino brings velocipede. 12HPeters seen actually sleeping in dass. lSmMac Anderson appears with socks on just to surprise youV, l4-Dorm relieves the monotony by staging a Ereoreal flre-engines and everything! 15-Rose, our Junior petal, visits two Senior lectures in Tux. 18-Won,t be long nOWoMcKayk lab lockeris almost full. 19-The Law is reaching outoKaplan parked one hour and three minutes. ZO-The Thorn Bush sticks out again. ZloWeRe given instructions on testing alcohol. 22-Mr. Plogman treats the Seniors by omitting a test. ZSoPay your train fare,r Hey, whoare you going to sleep with? Z6-Annua1 Editor all bollixed up again, 27-Seniors, packing trunks, lose socks, ties, etc. 28-Two minutes to go! Traffic lights, street-cars, horns, train whistles, track numbers, grips, porterSoand no seats! 29oCrude drugs, chemicals, smells, laboratories, guinea-pigs, horses, disin- fectant. lost, larc, collar, tie, big fceduCillcy. Om: Hundred and Eileen, ix ZhFinal exams. So this is Pharmacy! 3-We reap as we have sown. 4eC011ege News closes its first year-a complete success. 5-Hamlin appears in frock coat, trouser seat becoming worn. 6eWe are reminded to celebrate George Washingtonls birthday the entire yeareBredemeyerk idea. 9eB1ue Monday. Good thing we check out of lab. Foltzer washed dishes. lOeNieman says Rta little birde, told him that answer. 11-Some mornings we sleep, IZeThough we be restless. 13-Friday we weep. School Days have left us. And looking ahead: reports, tickets, June, Commencement, moonlight, soft light, past midnight, music, girls . . . Columbus, State Board, suspense, results . . . Now we are qualified to begin the study of Pharmacy. One Hundred and Sixteen PROPHECY One Hundred and Sewerlleen I! KI. A Couple Ol Couplets The Fountain in the lobby was quite still, But it was thinking thoughts as fountains willt And it thought of the Class of ,32 And what will become of you and you! Now as it stood there ever so still, It began to doze and to sleep, the sill! Then came a nightmare on unhuttied feet To toll these lines in a high-pitchecl squeak. You know, old Fount, or I hope you do7 That the lads and lassies of 332 All have vices, though not so strong, But they are there, and theylll do them wrong. liSo as yoti stand there gurgling water, Their vices shall lead them to the slaughter. And in this way, as Illl tell to you, Their faults will rule them in 521 Dave Anderson, the ,squire of Marcelline Snow, Will not yet be husband, but still a beau; Fernau Bader, to Webbls, on Seventh near Race, Will he still paying rent for that window space! Bauman shall ride with chauffeur so fair And marcel the locks of his golden-brown hair. Besse will pilot 3 Lincoln around From Baymillet to Newport, from Newport to Mound! Now Al, the famous Beau Bredemeyet, Will drive a Taxi with a sign, iiFor Hire? Brooks will have become a venerable vet In the art of pbtaining a free cigarette. Mascari a Hindu Mystic shall be, Speaking no English except, mTen dollars, my Feel,5 And Decker, even after he dies, Will be late at the Gates of Paradise! Monsieur DeLay, with Chev so ted, Will drive a fire-truck, helmet on head. Harry Dickerson, the man with the velvet voice, Will be the blond girls, overwhelming choice. Downard will be the last of his ilk, An autograph hunter, smooth as silk. Max Faass, the Teuton, with un-Geelic name, Will own a better, not bigger, watch and chain! One Hundred and Eightucn Lou Foltzer, he of the Josephls Coat, Will join a nudist cult, I hope. I see Bushu clashing ,round in Kissel-Slciles, cars, And Sam Fuller still smoking El Ropo cigars. Giancola shall be with placard and band, Heraldecl world over as Barnum,s strong man. Glenn, Dan O,Leary,s mantle shall wear As the champion walker of the County Fair. Kid Hensing, ballyhoo artist divine, Telling the world his adventures sublime, With Horton, t'he bookworm of mien so meek, Will instruct morons in Philosophy and Greek. House will match pennies hour on hour, And be he winner, the sport neler shall grow sour. Chon Howatt ,round Greystone I no more shall see When after ten years he gets his M.D. No matter what the U. S. P.XII. will say, It will not be oHicial without Kaplaifs okay! Karch will have an announcerls position, Because he speaks with care and precision. Kinross, as a mechanic, shall labor and toil With his feet in the crankcase, his face in the oil! Hindu Wassauls press-agent, who, but Levin, He will build up her rep with ballyhoo keen. McKay, a Tangee lipstick salesman some clay; Maurerls pipes will be bigger; my gosh, you d011,: say! East End will thrill to the stories of MeSSemet, And Messemet will tell them if there be but one listener. Madelaine Miller a beauty expert shall be, Selling tons of cold cream to girls less fortunate than she. Maurice Miller will spend hours at his own radio Tuning in orchestras from Maine to Kokomol Willey Nedelman will be in editorial plight Wondering about the next edition of HBroadway Nightsf, Art Nieman will be the advertising example Of Stacornb and Bandoline and the rest: of the crapple. Niesel will have an employment agentls position, But on the jobs he gets helll want all the commission. Harry Noiman as a big business man I see. Did I say big? Well, about three hundred and three, Mac Anderson, I hope, will have razors and socks To keep his appearance from going crash on the rocks. OlLeary, the gooiC who turned out this thing, Will swing on a noose in dear old Sing-Sing. Thelma Palmer in astrology will be very well versed, One Hundred and Nincfcen 1! RI And 511611 foretell your future, whether for bad or worse. 'Russ Peters will wind up on Eddie CantoHS Commission As the chief worrier of the main worrying division. Al, the Pickle, will spend his declining years on a committee. How that pastime thwarted his talents is a shame and a pity! RentSChler will achieve universal acclaim As Kappa Psfs grand wizard; he still shall remain. Beau Brummel Rutman, that man about town, Will be sought at pink teas for miles around. Ryan will haWe a position most unique, As iioorwalker in an elevator factory at twenty a week. Sandusky will spend hours instructing his heirs How to appreciate Boccacio, Balzac, and Voltaire. Schlanset. following the footsteps of Benito Mussolini, Shall rule with iron hancl three or four pickaninnies. Bob Schultze, the artist with ambition so high, Shall dtaw naught but his breath, then lay down and die. Now for Schwartz the Kibitzer, please shed a tear, He kibitzed at a quoit match and was buried last year. Sciatrino, Benny Oldfielchs successor shall be, At parking a cat he,s a model of speed. Our own Landon Sharp, he, too, shall be dead; His wife was acquitted; He ate crackers in bed! A champion highway inspector, who but Bud Shawhan, He inspects anything and everything from dark until dawn. Larry Shriver is destined by the gods of Fate To become a crooner; ,twas something he ate! And Stewart will have acquired a. passion for rhymes, He,ll be writing the verses for comic valentines. Jim Tingle will be the head man in society, His actions and words a model of propriety. Webb Will eke out a living as a hired ranch hand In Oklahoma, or, we hope, some more distant land. For Roy Weisenbarget it is sufficient to state, As a father of twenty his fame will be great. Hamlin, as a tap dancer, will have reached the top. His secret is simple, just a diet of hops. For Split-second Wolf, only this I can say: He will live for but one thing; can you guess? Pay-day. ,3 As these last words were spoken a Freshman approached, On the domain of Morpheus his footsteps encroached. Interrupted, the nightmare needs must depart. ,Twas a dreamy, said the Fount. with thanks in his heart. PAUL J O,LEARY. One Hundred and Twenty ADVERTISEMENTS AND HUMOR . Compliments of OLD FAITHFUL The Retail DruggisHs Mutual Fire Insurance Co. CINCINNATI, OHIO Search the world arm and you cath beat it! One Hundred and Twenfjv-one I! 3W I! 3W THEN N the year 1828, more than a century ago, William Stanley Merreii, an enterprising young chemist, started, in a modest way, to manfacture such medicines as were then in use by the medical profession. Opening an apothecary shop in the frontier town of Cincin- nati, he developed a flourishing business among the doctors west of the Allegheny Mountains. His Hair for scientific experimentation led to important discoveries, which have since become standard practice in pharmacy. Thus began the pharmaceutical house of the Wm. S. Merreil Company-an American pioneer. AND NOW HE iineai descendants of William Stanley Metrell stiii guide the destinies of the company and carry on the ideals of the founder. They still preserve and guard the traditional excellence and dependability of NIerreii products. The William S. Merrell Company is now known throughout the world as manufacturers of fine medicinal preparations. The pioneer spirit inherited from the founder is evidenced today in the numerous research projects which the company is now undertaking in developing new medicinals. THE WM. S. MERRELL CO. SINCE 1828 CINCINNATI, OHIO :9: One Hundred and Tntcnfy-Iwu Scene Around School JOHNNY SCIARRINO is our dutiful messenger boy, always running er- rands. AL PICKLE, our long-distance Taxi-driver, grinds out 120 miles a day. HOWATT, famous post cibam orator, jerked sodas at the Faculty-Student smoker. HOUSE sleeps soundly during Materia Medica, and is considerate enough not to snore louder than -the instructor. MISS WHEATEN is either busily hiding examination questions, or chasing pete with the Maurer Family pipe! PETERS is always ventilating the room, much to the disgust of Weisen- barger, et ai! SANDY and OIEARY always have their coat-coiiars up to keep out drafts during lectures. RMurpiW RUTMAN daily stumbles over chairs and books in his mad rush to copy-notes after every lecture. Mr, MCCARTHY wonit be consoled for taking Webb seriously during the first semester. ANDERSON, cross-country racer, forked out his last dime again the other day when a collection was being taken up to send Bushu t0 Barber College! The doors to FENNEL HALL were rattling ominously lately. The Class Song was being given a rendition Hirst time in Americai by the composer and a picked chorus.r Mr. GRAEBNER locks up the Office now, so Bader and Stevens canit chase each other away from the Coiiege News Mimeograph. One Hundred and Twenry-threc i; I! KI Compliments 0f Kappa Psi Fraternity One Hmufred and T zzzzzz ty-four The Chemistry Party The party which the Halogen Family was giving was the greatest scientific event of the season. Owing to the number of people invited, Rare Earth was the spot selected to be honored. Every one was happy, having just one grand and glorious time, with the exception of Mrs. Chlorine Halogen, who was very much agitated at the thought of losing her little daughter Iodine, who would soon be united in marriage to Mr. Sodium, nephew of the famous multi-millionaite, Mr. Nickel. As it is characteristic for all the Halogen Family to act alike, Mrs: Chlorine soon joined in the hilarious time of the others. Mt. Sodium, by the way, had purchased his diamond at the Carbon Jewelry Company. Mr. Flourine, father of the family, proved to be the life of the party, as he is one of the most active persons known in Chemistry Land. Although the party was still in its early stages, Phosphorous was more than warm. Bromine, brother of Iodine, strolled in rather late, wearing his brown suit, which tended to enhance the beauty of his golden-brown hair. Sodium, when thinking of his impending marriage, became extremely Hustrated, which was obvious to all. Olcl Mt. Bunsen Burner stepped up to congratulate him, and he turned yellow, due to his bashful nature. Mt. Bunsen Burner caused a lot of excitement; he was the cause of Potassiumk turning violet, Barium,s green, and Sttontiunfs crimson. Mrs. Radium, who had just returned from Paris, was also present, but became highly insulted when Mrs. Chlorine called her Mrs. Barium by mistake, because the two resemble each other so closely. Alpha, Beta, and Gama, her three daughters, seemed very active in spite of the fact that their mother was in an irritable mood. They were accompanied by the great Uncle Protactinum, the distinguished guest of the evening. Mr. Nitrogen, an extremely lazy person, became very energetic, since he was accompanied by his active friend, Alcohol. Arsenic, Hydrogen Sulphide, Carbon Disulphide, and Hydrogen Cyanide were refused admittance t0 the Ballroom. Sulphur glowed with happiness when he saw Miss Oxygen approaching, but the latter, in turn, was more favorably impressed with Sir Hydrogen. Even the old gents, Mt. Sulphuric and Nitric Acids, with their flety temperaments, were there. The music was furnished by the Brass Band at Company, with Mr. Brass doing honors as director. Strains of the Lohengrin Wedding March sounded through Zian trombone. Gold, Silver and Copper also helped to furnish the music. At this time Madame Mercury appeared in the center of the Ballroom, and at once was swept into the dance by the rhythmic melodies of the orchestra. Mercury wore a very attractive gown of silver, but, when dancing with Mr. Chlorine, it turned black. One Hundred and Twenty-fi-ye 1! K1 i; Wild shouts of laughter tang through the room. The cause? Mr. Nitrous Oxide, nicknamed Laughing Gas, had just poked his head around the corner. In the middle of the floor relied Sulphur, while standing, looking down at him, and screaming at the top of his voice was Phenolphthalein. Suddenly the curtain which separated the Ballroom from the Dining-room was slowly drawn aside by Aluminum and Potassium. There, to the amazement of all, stood the Periodic Table. Here Mrs. Halogen assigned the guests to their places according to the arrangements of this table; and, by so doing, she was able to place together those of most congenial temperaments. The table was loaded with all sorts of dainties provided by the Nitrate Family, and served in three courses by their children, Copper and Calcium Nitrate. The drinks-and such drinkslewere furnished by the Carbonate Family and Alcohol, who were in partnership and owned the Carbonate-Alcohol Brewery. But all was not so happy as might have been, for outside the windOWS there lurked Dynamite and his friends Gunpowder ancl Trinitrotoluene. All three were furious because they hadlreceived n0 invitations to the party, and were fully de- termined to crash,, it. The three stealthily crept into the hall and made their way to old Mr. Bunsen Burner. He suciclenly turned about and met them face to face. There followed a terrific BOOM! and 3 CRASH and a BOOMH Thus the party ended. Rare Earth was buried beneath the bodies of the exploded friends. All the compounds were so scattered, broken up, and sent Hying through space that the only trace of their existence was a cloud of smoke. Its dinerent colors resembled the Eight of an airplane on a non-stop hop destined to end in disaster. Gone, but not forgotten, is this Chemistry Party by the few of the lonely survivors. RALPH B. KINRoss. Oils Hundred and Twenty-xit Compliments 0f Delta Kappa Phi Fraternity One Hundred and Tn'emy-xmren I! ll Successful Pharmacists French-Bauer, Inc, does not operate retail stores, and, therefore, all their energies are left free to concentrate on the making of the best possible ice-cream. French-Bauet ice-cteam is distributed through neighborhood dealers, among whom are in- cluded the leading neighborhood pharmacists. French-Bauet dealers find French-Bauer ice- cream a most prohtable item, because of its wide popularity and many hrepeath, orders. The fact that French-Bauer ice-cream stands so well with pharmacists is a splendid tribute to its merits, as pharmacists, because of their scientihc training, are able to appreciate most highly the unusual purity and consistent qual- ity of this fme product. FRENCH'BAUER INCORPORATED One Hundred and Tweny-eiglyt The Only Building in Cincinnati Entirely Devoted to the Art of Photography Fine Photographs at Popular Prices Benjamin Studio Grand 714 Race St. CINCINNATI, OHIO Makers of the Photographs in The Graduaten Om? Hundred and Twenty-nine i Our Girls LOCKER-ROOM GOSSIP Dorothy Dewar has been having some trouble with the electrons again. She says they hop OH and on at a momenfs notice. Do you have Dog Appeal? The girls of the Freshmen Class have some mysterious reason for powdering their noses so often. They should be called uThe Compact Brigadef: Thelma: RHow are you getting along in Chemistry? Kaplan: Fm trying to get a-head. Thelma: uYou certainly need one? MaeBelle tafter Toxicology quizy: In the fourth question who did you say Antidote was? Photographer to Madelaine: wLook pleasant, pleasef, tClickU uNow itys all overeyou may resume your natural expression? Marie: t'You Seniors arerft what you used to be. Thelma: nHowe that? Marie: h'You used to be Juniors. Clara says: The best Pharmacists graduate from 'Sundee Schooly these days? EVOLUTION As Freshmen a few of us were intelligent enough to realize the opportunity before us and entered into the school spirit with hnore or lessy pep, vim and vigor. In the second year improvements were made by leaps and bounds, until the grand climax in the Senior yeareperfection! 1007r DOZE. LADY SLIPPERS 1. A fellow that sticks. 6. No pep without it. 2. Souncis flshy, 7. Just a drop. 3. 11:75 an old bark. 8. Cumin, up. 4. Monkey blood. 9. A Wild poppy. 5. The pilleman. 10. A common night. THE GIRLS. One Hundred and Thirty M m w t h In T m m 1H e r d H Hu m 7 O One Hundred and Tr'yirty-lwo WMUWNIUTQNNNHA-AH VONOOQAWNOOWHVD Key To AAIn Other Word? DOWN . He writes the Prescription. . Salt of a Halide ALatinL . An earth metal. Read up and not down, and get Recipe.n A name for Radical CH 3 . Dihydrice alcohol used as an expectoranr. . A preparation usuaHy four times the strength of the crude drug. . An organic acid obtained from argol. . Abbreviation for Spirits. . Decompose into formaldehyde. . Synonym for Phenyldimethyl Pyrazolon. , Synonym for a narcotic tincture. . The ending of every ring. . One thing that can see through a druggist. . An ailment a druggist often treats. . A term used in measuring microscopic bodies. . The oHicial part used of Manna. . No use having a Bunsen burner without it. . Add an 3,, and get each. . Used when addressing gentlemen customers. . A preposition ACROSS . Of or from. . Latin for limestone. . Chemical name for the first anaesthetic used. . Abbreviation for every morning. . Abbreviation for liquid preparations of vegetable principles containing alcohol. . The egotistical symbol for an element. . Latin preb: meaning around. . A druggist can't fill a prescription unless he is -. . Of each. . Abbreviation for solid, spherical or oval bodieu intended to be swallowed. . A non-explosive gas used in airships. . A good Pharmacist does not watch the -. . Children want their ice-cream in a -. . No drug store without it. - . Smallest weight in Apothecaries, scale. . If you Own your own store you,ll have to pay it. . Abbreviation for the official part of Senega. . An acid which breaks up into two acids. . Abbreviation for right eye; . Symbol for an alkali metal. . As. . Greek prefix used in organic chemistry meaning over. . Incorporate. . Abbreviation for a measure of weight. . And. One Hundred and Tbiriy-tlvree I! II KI Compliments of mm News One Hundred and Thirry-four The Four Horsemen Q32 Ont I4nmircd arm' Tbirty-IE'VC I! MI Compliments 0f Board of Trustees One Hundred and Thirty-six As For The Juniors , , Where have you heard this line? uHOnest to Gosh uI 53 to ou ,, RYou ot'ta at this? The text 53 5,, . i Y Y i g g Y itCommaf, So the iceman would understand Comm? tOn old 01 m us, tower- . . Y P mg toph Commaf KiA fat armed Germanii Raised to the 4th power suEered Nausea, vomiting, diarrhoea and abdominal pains, RJuly Ist, 18583, Believe it or not, Carl Steaner, our misguided misogynist, and Fred Snoddy, the married martyr, bid fair to pre-empt Culbertsonk bridge crown. In a recent game, Cari bids no trumps? with thirteen spades in his hand. Fred asked if deuces were wild. Dr. Peale: HWiehe, what fluid do we find in the joints? VViehe, isuddenly roused from his morning napi: tWWhy, most anything you like? At this point his friends and neighbors took charge of the situation and saved the day. Mr. Visconti: Mrs. Hutchinson, can you name a good btornide'.Pn Mrs. Hutchinson: Why, Mr. Viscontifi, Dr. Straehley: RMiss Conway, what is the dose of aconitine?,, Miss Conway: R1 grain? iFive minutes elapseJ Miss Conway: 'QDr. Straehley, I should like to correct that dosef, Dr. Straehley: Too late, Aggie; your patient is dead? Schoenbetger: To what spot did the hrs: one-way street ieaci? Bell: uI give up; where was it? Schoenberger: KTo the hrst cemetery, foolish? Dr. Sttaehley: c Fhis man Visconti is all rightf5 Kail: uThat isn,t what he said about you? Dr. Straehley: Oh, perhaps we both were mistaken? Mr. Visconti: In commercial pharmacy, when should silk stockings not be dispensed?,, Freeland: When they have a terebinthinate odor? Mr. Plogman: iiIn what state is Iron official? Fishback: uIn Ohio, I think.n One Hundred and Thirty-reven I! 3x! 1! K1 'PickaUps From Professors Mr. McCarthy: tlIn Law we are exact? Dr. Peale: uEducation is like smallpox. Some people are exposed to it and it takes. Others are exposed and it doesrft takeln Mr. Henke: Life istft always a bowl of cherries!n Dr. Rider: Organic Chemistry is like a pyramid, except that one starts out with a small knowledge of it and gradually expands to a broader knowledge of what irls all about?' Dr. OTlaherty: uThe first cigar makes you sick, but ifs only a short time 1 before you can smoke anybodyls Dr. Rider: tRLearning Organic Chemistry is like learning Chinese. You have to know what the hen-tracks mean. Dr; Peale: I should be satisfied if you could answer questions by mental telepathy? Mr. McCarthy: If some one comes into your store and asks for some Cyanide of Potash to give to the Senior Class, let them have it! Dr. OlFlaherty: WTell tliem in the ice-mmfs languagcr, Dr. Griess: R165 only the dumb man who has to be entertained all the timelil And at another time: All big things are simple? One Hundred and Tiairty-eiglu GOOD LUCK, MISTER DRUQQIST! You are now in the ranks of an old and honorable callingoA Pharmacistoa professional manothe only one in the mercantile field! McKessonk are the largest and most powerful force in the drug business, and have dedicated their energies and fortunes to serving your interests best. A McKessou house is always a BETTER Wholesale drug house; ample resources, friendly counsel-rma', best of all, just regular folks in every unit! Come to us whenever in our neighborhood. The latch string is always out! THE McKESSON-VOGELER DRUG CO. CINCINNATI Compliments of THE FLETCHER CHEMICAL COMPANY WHOLESALE DRUGS Cincinnati, Ohio One Hundred and Thirfy-m'nc JV: Dr. Kottels Class Which one amongst you here Can definitely make clear The difference between coma and sleep? Oloice from the teat,: uIn one you sleep, and soon you wake. The otherls a sleep you cannot break! RNow, Howatt seems to know his stufh; Perhaps he can tell us sure enough How one acts in Opium poisoning? Howatt, with his voice sci rough: Why, first you,ll find You get stiff joints, And then you,ll find You get pin-pointsV, CeA laborer was struck with a can of lye, And doctors did operate to save his eye, And the patient stopped breathing, seemed to die- Whafs to be done in a case like this? Levin cries out, with thought of good grade, Call a Doctor to give hrst aid! The Druggist Has i113, He has the Anesthetics which makes sweet dreams come true; He has the fine Cathartics for the many deSy blues. Why, he even has the Powder for the girls to pat their nose, And the good old-fashioned Freezone for the cotns upon their toes; It matters not for what he has, you know it must be good, Because he,s of importance and in your neighborhood. Donlt ever be alarmed if sick or in pain; He delivers during sunshine, and even in the rain. Now, if you don,t believe the things I said are true, Just give him a phone call, or anything you choose. He will be of service at any time, youlll find, Which makes things quite pleasant and life more sublime. JOHN MESSEMER. Om: Hundred and Forfy Compliments of THE HALEJUSTIS DRUG CO. The House That Has Served Better Since 1874 9-1143 West Third Street CINCINNATI, OHIO Compliments of LLOYD BROS, PHARMACISTS, Inc. One Hundred and Farty-onc Kl Just Imagineh. BAUMAN coming to school alone; or WOLF coming to school at all! MASCARI wise-cracking in class. O'LEARY smoking one of Fuller big black cigars and blowing smoke in THELMA PALMERhS ears. SCHWARTZ, MR. PICK and DR. RIDER, a5 buddies, singing Sweet Adeline. RUTMAN, efficiently running around in lab, giving expert advice about the experiment. GLENN sparringhwith MR. MCCARTHY. MADELAINE dutifully scrubbing the kitchen Hoot of the cozy Sharp apart- ment. Fix-it FOLTZER without his noodle-box with lunch. PETERS saying things so the Staff could understand him. DE LAY, in a swallow-tail coat, conducting a funeral service for one of FAASS, Arsenic victims. WEBB actually buying apparatus in lab and conscientiously donating it to SCIARRINO because he,s always breaking his own. NEDELMAN in trunks doing the Little Sampson act on Vine Street. KARCH without his lip duster. MAURER in the tCpen on account of his pipe, cracking pure rock crystals. NIEMAN with mussed hair and ruFHed collar and tie. The CLASS 0f ,32 refusing to he graduated because they don,t understand Organic Chemistry. CHARLES DRACH not writing on dusty windows. DANIEL MINOR not chewing tobacco in lab. The TRAUB brothers doing the Alphonse and Gaston,, act. DIX not opening and closing a window during class. One Hundred and Forty-fnlrf W'itlu Ilia Compliments and 13651 LVislyes 0f The Cincinnati Economy Drug Company CINCINNATI, OHIO and Atlanta Economy Drug Company ATLANTA. GA and Dayton Economy Drug Company DAYTON, OHIO . . . . before you graduate A . . . . after you graduate n Invitation ICE CREAM THE CREME SUPREME OU won'f find if in your fexi'rbooks, AMI YOU can feel free 5+ 5W fime +0 buf you know from personal obserr visif +he modem Niser plan ? so we can vafion iha? an ice-cream depar+men+ is explain iUSJF whaf ice-cream means +0 you, one m' the mos? vifally imporfanf fadors how 'f '5 produced, and whaf We do for in any drug 5+ore. +he many druggfs+s who are among our mosf loyal and valued dealers. THE NISER ICE CREAM CO. A HOME INSTITUTION CHerry 2400 On: Hundred and Forry-lbrec I had never seen a living pickle, Nor had never hoped to see one. But since Pve met friend Pickle, Pd rather see than be one! WANTED: Position for Journeyman Pharmacist. References. Experienced proprietary dispenser. The customer came in and said, I wanna stamp? Not in here, sirf, Webb says. The HOOKS too weakV, Meiners wonders why he was sent out of Theoretical Chemistry. We suppose he was dreaming about that ring. Dr. Rider calls Organic 3 dry subject, but he thinks we ought to keep right on with the alcohols. The professor who comes sixteen minutes late is very rare. In fact, heis in a class by himself! Dr. OTIaherty: uWiebh, what is bacteria? Webb: A bacteria is the back door to a cafeteriaV, First Delta Kappa Phi: cWWhaHs the name of the man we just pledged? Second: iiGallenf, First: itI asked his name, not his capacity.,, First Pharmacist: Whafs your sorfs average income?i, Second Pharmacist: About two or three A. My, Reggie Lawson: gtI have a beastly cold in my head? Mae Belle: liNever mind, Reggie, that,s something anyway!,: This is the time of the year when its easy for Einstein Rutman to believe that exams are just a good-bye gift from the various professors of the College. When poets write, Nightys sable cloak enfolds us all at eventidef I wonder why they just dorft say, 165 getting dark outside? Herb: :iRemember when I first met you? Marg: Yes, we were both in a revolving door? Herb: ThaHs when we first started going around together? He stepped on the gas, thinking to beat the train to it. Did he get across? He wiH as soon as the monument people have it finished. One Hundred and Forty-four Compliments of STIERS PHARMACIES PRICE HILL CLIFTON CLIFTON HEIGHTS Compliments of the Alpha Phi Gamma Sorority of the CINCINNATI COLLEGE OF PHARMACY Compliments of the Alpha Zeta Omega Fraternity One Hundred and Forfyfiw Om Hundred and ForIy-six Compliment; of C. R. HEILEMAN COMPANY IVIANLJFACTURING JEWELER Diamonds a Watches Repairing 7th FLOOR, 411 RACE ST. CINCINNATI, OHIO Complfmcmr of CINCINNATI SCIENTIFIC COMPANY 210 EAST SECOND STREET CINCINNATI, OHIO Garges Flower Shop Cut Flowers and Funeral XWOI'k Compliment: of Corsages Om- Specialty The Clncmnatl News C0. 709 CENTRAL AVE. PHONE CHERRY 9769 CINCINNATI, O. Compliment; of THE WESTERMAN PRINT CO. Printers of This Annual 3806 Ludlow Avenue KIrby 0523 0524 CINCINNATI. OHIO Our flunzfrcai mrd Forly-xea'en $ XI An annual is a great inventione School gets all the fame; Printer gets all the money; The Staff gets all the blame! We, the Staff, may dig and toil Till our finger-tips are sore, But some poor fish is sure to say, lTve heard that joke beforeV, Fuller: uThey say a student should have eight hours3 sleep a dayf, Giancola: ieSure, but who wants eight classes a day?7 Mac: QtI hear Kinross nearly went blind drinking coffeela, Pete: aKick in it? Mac: iRNo, spoon! Madelaine: K1V1 husband has lexciamator J rheumatismy V y Pharmaast: RYou mean iinfiamatoryf Exclamatory means to cry out. Madelaine: I mean iexciamatoryT He yells all the timeli, Dr. Straehley: What should you do for water on the kneeiw Marie: tWWear pumps!w Clerk: What book do you want by Scott? Webb: uScottk Emulsion? Senior roll-call chant: uNine oiclock an, Wolf ain,t here! Ten ojclock anJ Wolf ain,t here! ,Leven dclock an, Wolf ain,t here? Commercial Pharmacy Student: uDescribe an iAnnual Depressionhn Ye Editor: RA phenomenon which takes place immediately after announcing that the Seniors must have their pictures taken for the AnnualV Rutman says: Blood pressure is due to the fact that the heart is one beat ahead of the rest of the system? One Hundred and Forljsvcighf dink One Hundred and Forty RWlhen I see you, I always think of Hensingf, thh, but Pm not in the least like Hensingf, uOh, yes! You both owe me a hundred dollatsV Neiman: uFemau, what do you find the most difhcult thing on the piano? Bader: To pay the installmentslyl Mae Belle: But did you give Oswald any opportunities to propose?7 Marie: uYetiebut goodness, I couldnt tell him they were opportunities. could TC , Stewart: RWhat started the Grand Canyon? Danny: 'CA Scotchman lost a penny in a ditch!,, During Professor Pick 5 lecture, one of our far-seeing Freshmen was wondering what would happen to Louisiana if we keep taking sulphur from it. Out bright young twins from Hamilton also asked Mr. Pick: liIf flowers of sulphur are made by sublimation, how 15 vegetable sulphur made?,, ZEsculapms Badet and Hygeia Palmer complained that they didn t like the hailing while they were reigning. The Grignard Reagent is the guy who comes around to make the monthly collections. Dr. Straehley says that the sixth sense is what Clara Bow calls IT ! Madelaine s angry because Shatp had Ethyl in his car the other night. Too bad Lincoln isn,t alive today. With all the filling stations along the high- ways he ought to be convinced that ifs possible to fuel all of the people all of the time. Women have often given their husbands presents they might want themselves. But, in the good old days, if a woman gave a man of pack of cigarettes and an ash- tray, they were his,n,,l The spring is here! cried Miller, as he took the back off his watch. Client: tlHow about my giving the stolen money back and asking for a light sentence? Mt. McCarthy: uRotten! How can you pay me, then? Bob Tuerck thinks that unawatell is the first thing you put on when you get up in the morning! Mr. Pick travels 76,560 feet in eight months on a four-foot square platform. Wonder how much his shoe repair hill is? One Hundred and Fifty One Hundred and Fify-ona ft Says Miss Miller: itA widower is like a baby. He cries a litrle-then begins to look aroundeand its hard to get him through the second summery, Sciarrino: I hear you advertised for a wife. Any replies? House: Yes, hundreds? Johnny: Good. What did they say? Don: Oh, they all said, IYou can have mine '17: Who was it said: uA woman is a constipated biped with a pain in her back?,, Dr. OTIaherty: Where do the jelly-fish get their jeily? Tuerck: KOh, from the ocean currants, I suppose? Mrs. Brooks: W wonder why it is we can,t save anything? Es: uIr,s the neighbors, dear; theyH-e always doing something we can,t afford! Fortune Teller: ichu are going to marry some one tall and dark. Thelma: RCzqin,t you be more specific? All four of them are tall and dark. Mrs. Ph. 3.: Mother says she nearly died laughing over those stories you told her? Ph.B. Himself: KWhere is she? P11 tell her some funnier onesf, Dr. OiFlaherty: 2cThe cow must take a tablespoonful of this medicine twice daily? DeLay: Q13th our cow has no tablespoons She drinks out of a pail. Dr. Peale says that singing is entirely beneficial in some cases of deafneSS. And we suggest, vice-versa. Dr. Straehiey says that Father Time is a great engraver, but our girls do not fancy his line-work. Levin is so conceited! Yes, on his last birthday he sent a telegram of congratulation to his mother! Mt. Henke: iQWhat is platonic aEection? Bredemeyer: Warming chairs, burning lamps, playing victrolas, sitting around a sorority house, and leaving at 10:301n One Hundred and Fifty-two Kl; One Hundred and FifIy-Ihrev One Hundred and Fifly-fmlr Senior Directory ANDERSON, CHARLES M., Piqua, Ohio. ANDERSON, DAVID R, 354 Ringo St., Ashland, Kentucky. BADER: FERNAU C, 3602 Muriel Avenue, Cleveland, Ohio. BAUMAN, WALTER W., 1024 Ann Street, Newport, Kentucky. BESSE, EDWARD A., 413 Fairfleld Avenue, Bellevue, Kentucky. BREDEMEYER, ALVIN A., 491-5 Tower Avenue, St. Bernard, Ohio. BROOKS, ESTEL W., 413 Strafer Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. BUSHU, HERBERT C, 427 Probasco Place, Cincinnati, Ohio. DECKER, HARRY FV, Cincinnati, Ohio. DELAY, CHAS. E, North Bend, Ohio, DICKERSON, HARRY W., Bellaire, Ohio. DOWNARD, GEO. M., 115 Electru Avenue, Bellevue, Kentucky. FAAss, MAX F., 4030 Burwood Avenue, Norwood, Ohio. FOLTZER, Lows 1., 2501 Fairview Avenue, Norwood, Ohio. FULLER, SAMUEL, 218 W.Twe11th Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. GIANCOLA, CARI. A., 1134 Park Avenue, Newport, Kentucky. GLENN; JAMES 1-1., 5526 Montgomery Avenue, Norwood, Ohio; HENSING, WM. H., 4230 Schenck Avenue, Deer Park. Ohio. HORTON, HUBERT R., Madeira, Ohio. HOUSE, DONALD, Franklin, Ohio. HOWATT, ALBERT, 304 East Pearl Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. KAPLAN, MAURICE 1-1., 544 Stewart Place, Cincinnati, Ohio. KARCH, KENNETH L., Btookville, Ohio. KINRoss, RALPH B., 3042 Beekman Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. LEVIN, WM. E., 54 Simpson Street, Dayton, Ohio. MASCARI, JOHN K., 819 S. Fourth Street, Ironton, Ohio. MAURER, pETER J., JR., 272 Ludlow Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. MCKAY, KARL F., Summit Street, Lebanon, Ohio. One Hundred and FifIy-fn- $4 I! II MESSEMER, JOHN, 3508 Eastern Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. MILLER, MADELAINE, 411 Ludlow Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. MILLERV MORRIS L., 1522 Washington Street, Charleston, W. Va. NIEMAN, J. ARTHUR, 6739 Lower River Road, Cincinnati, Ohio. NEDELMAN, WM. 13., 685 Glenwood Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. NIESEL, Lows 1., 242 Hosea Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. NOIMANJ HARRY, 429 Hickory Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. O,LEARY3 PAUL J., 574 Considine Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. PALMER, THELMA MAY, Oak: Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. PETERS, RUSSELL WA, 3047 Feltz Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. PICKLE, ALRERT M., 1514 Edison Street, Dayton, Ohiol RENTSCHLER, HERBERT D., 652 Heaton Street, Hamilton, Ohiu RUTMAN, WM, 851 Hutchins Avenue. Cincinnati, Ohio. RYAN, DANIEL E., Maysville, Kentucky. SANDUSKY. A. CLAY, 2267 Rice Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. SCHLANSER, LAWRENCE J., 3842 Broadview Drive, Cincinnati, Ohio. SCHULTZE, ROBERT F, 1612 Scott Boulevard, Cincinnati, Ohio. SCHWARTZ. NATHAN, 758 Betts Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. SCIARRINQ. JOHN L., 2828 Stanton Avenue, Cincinnati; Ohio. SHARP, LANDON E, McConnellsville, Ohio. SHAWHAN, LAWRENCE G., Lebanon, Ohio. SHRIVER, LAWRENCE, 961 Oakland Avenue, Cincinnati, Ohio. STEWART, ROBT. C, Troy, Ohio. TINGLE, JAs. C., 212 Garrard Street, Ccnvington, Kentucky. WEBB, GRANDvxLLE 8., Portsmouth, Ohio. WEISENBARGER, ROY E., 227 E. Seventh Street, Newport, Kentucky. WOLF, STANLEY, 3592 Bogart Avenue, Cincinati, Ohio. HAMLIN, HENRY A., 620 John Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. Onc Httrfdred and Fifty-six Qutngrapbg One Hundred and FifIy-sewen I! Cooperation Between The Benjamin Sludio Grand, The Pbotolypc Engraving C0., The Waterman Prim Co., and member: of the Facufry :1an Sludem Body has rendered the pub- liration of The Gradrmrch, of 1932 poyxibt'c. WC are sincerely rhcmkfui to them participants. -TH E STAFF. One Hundred and FifIy-efgl'zl One Hundred and FifIy-ninc z:- I! KI E