Churchville High School - Crest Yearbook (Churchville, NY)

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Class Reunion: - 2009 AD. After fifty d i s a s tr o us years the Class of 1959 is reunited aboard Captain Fred Drury's ship, The Weary Bone Titanic. Flash! A report has just been received by Dick Bater, announcer for the Knickerbocker Knot Knitty Station, that a hurricane has started. John Hoff, an atomic chemist, brought forth the hurricane by mixing some wrong chemicals. ln the engine room we see Nancy Marion, Mary Morgan, and Beverly Gruendike at the controls, for they are the top three electrical technicians in the world. ln the lounge Linda Eckert is heard telling Marge Hart and Karen Wheeler that she has just won the wer-1d'3 record for filibuster in the Senate, From the crow's nest Sarah Hubbell, Mrs. Cheerleader, shouts that the hurricane is approaching. Meanwhile, Barb Ensign, Carole Trusler, and Jim F eiock are using their X-ray vision to scrutinize the ship and make sure that everything is tied down to withstand the storm. Dressed in shorts and blouse, Laura Lee Morgan Commands Bill Crandall, Joe Beaman, and Duane Knab, who are picking up loose articles on the deck, to go below. Too late! Hurrican Molly, named after lively Molly Waldron, now a famous comic-strip writer, has just struck and pulled them and some others over-board. Mr. Beusman and the Mrs. Snyders CD. and GJ come to the rescue, crying, All hands on deck! Linda DeWick, Barb Smith, and Cy Fink, now All-American swi.mming champions, leap into the icy water and rescue them. Dona Berle, now a Navy nurse, and Sue Traver administer medical aid to Gareth Brown and Ronnie Bennett, and Dr. Charles Lyon supervises. The smell ofa pizza,prepared by Chief Chef John Nunes, floats into the hospital room and all the patients are revived. Marge Smith finally arrives on the scene to get material for her newspaper, The Reformed Rtunor. Trailing along beside her is Lucille Pascarell, with her handy typewriter, efficiently taking notes. Crash, she just ran into Pat Tosh, owner of the Fanny Farmer Company. Observers of this accident were: Sally Gallery, dressed in diamonds and mink, now the wife of a millionaireg Diana Beaman, a professional Hollywood model, Theodore Taylor, sponsor of The Sixty-Four Thousand Dollar Question Boxg Betty Beal, now a missionary in a foreign land, and Joyce Huff, the artistic designer of The Weary Bone Ti- tanic.', Wow! screamed Rocket Rath, a retired jet pilot, as he spotted Frances Barkley and Larry Sutton waltzing across the deck. They were just crowned king and queen of the ship and are gleefully dancing to tunes played by Chuck Matzell's Moon Makers. Striking up the band, we see Barb DelF ave playing the accordian, Bob Little strtusnming the guitar, and Wes Parry blowing the sax. From the recreation room across the way we hear Carol Beswick yelling, Exercise is the only cure for sore bones. She has finally attained the high position of instructor for the Dizzy Devildame Trotters, which stars Gary Miller, Harold Worden, Tom Snyder, Jim Mitchell and George Traver. Lynn Carr appears on the scene announcing Carole Duncan's marriage at sea. Carolyn Aradine, organist for Snezzy Snozel Snappy Students, plays the wedding march, Dale Mahnke, famous opera singer, solos Oh Promise Meg and Adelaide Ratigan, now the mother of ten is matron of honor. From the crows nest Ray Fairbank has been televising the class reunion and, as Ed Boothe reports of the successful voyage, the Class of l959 signs off. 28

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enior Will We, the Class of 1959, Cnurchville-Chili Central School, Village of Churchville, Town of Riga, County of Monroe, State of New York, being of unusually sound mind and excellent memory, because we feel we are about to breathe our last in this beloved high school, do make, publish, and disclose this, our last will and testament. To the faculty of C. C, C.S. we bequeath our sunshiny ways and lenient dispositions. Diana Beaman leaves her Poole and diving board to Georgia Sabel. Duane Knab ran a mile to present his track suit to Kelsie Webster, Adelaide Ratigan leaves her winning way to Gary Bushorr. Sue Traver relinquishes her flirtatious manner to Jim Batz. Ted Taylor relinquishes his tuba and question box to Elaine Bound. Dona Berle bestows her crown on Ellen Kavanagh. Ed Boothe leaves his rtu11ba rhythm to Cora Roushey, Sharron Baker, David H. Lucas, and David Orser. Bill Crandall acts his title of Mr, Chivalry in the eyes of Barbara Tower and Vida Schwalm. Betty Beal leaves her cheerleading uniform and pep to Glenn Daugherty. Molly Waldron leaves her quiet, subdued manner and slow-rising temper to Bob Spring. Gareth Brown leaves his studied carelessness to Doug Gambrill and Jerry Hanson. Sarah Hubbell leaves her curfew to whoever thinks he can keep it. Carolyn Aradine tosses her violin to Ray Ehrmentraut. Fred Drury leaves his address book to whoever wants it. Carol Beswick leaves her scooter rides to Kathy Wawro. Bob Little leaves his hair curlers to Frances Leibert. Lucille Pascarell wholeheartedly leaves third page of the Orange and Black to Roger Jones, John Nunes relinquishes his unlimited vocabulary Qand method of using itj to Jesse Muniz and Sally Lewis. Laura Lee Morgan bequeaths her hair bows to Carolyn Bowes. Tom Syndei leaves his basketball to Cara Cooke. Chuck Matzell bequeaths his dreamy eyes to Pat Qiincey, Frances Barkley winks her wha de say? line at Wilfred, Lynn Carr leaves to Frank Tramontana her blond locks. Harold Worden leaves his steady sweaters to David T. Lucas. Mary Morgan relinquishes her unco -operative typewriter to Barb Piersma. Joe Beaman leaves his rules on HOW TO HAVE A MORE PEACEFUL SLEEP BETWEEN PERIODS to Bob McKeown, Arnie Kendall, and Roger Jones. Carole Duncan bestows her book on Advice to the Lovelorn to Ann Crandall, Bonnie Sold, Pat Davis, Barb Johnson, and Eleanor Vellecoop. Dale Mahnke wills his blushing dimples to Tank. Charlie Lyon sells his Russian Strategy to Dottie Kohlman, Sharon Nixon, and Claire Judd. Karen Wheeler wishes her diamond to Sharon Rusk, Linda De Wick peels off her freckles and glues them on Dick Weber. Larry Sutton leaves his gigantic frame to Pat Corlett, Joyce Huff wills her silent and ihdetectable method of chewing gum to Diane Ehrmentraut. Barbara Smith leaves her gold piano pedal to Lance Cowie, Dick Bater leaves his sympathy and understanding for cutting classes to Gary Glennon, Pat Tosh leaves to Mary Todero her carrot -top title. Cy Fink relates his lady-killing line to Joan and Joanne Adams, George Traver winks his devilish eyes at Linda Wallace and most of the other chicks. Sally Gallery leaves her interest in Brockport to Donna Vallee, Jean Waite and Karen Hopson. Marge Smith leaves her forceful manner of training men to Helen Malinowski, Jim Feiock changes into an angel and leaves his horns to Pat Greibel and Nancy Jefferson, Carole Trusler leaves to Bonnie Huff her live-wire personality. Linda Eckert relinquishes her hockey stick to Sherrie Swift and Janet Tuscher, Jim Mitchell leaves his soccer sox to Joan Hutton and Sharon Pancoast. Marge Hart chuckles her hart -y laugh to Sonya Sage and Jim Burroughs. Gary Miller bequeathes his size 13 shoes to Viola Pimm. Barb DelFave leaves her fondness for staying home nights to Bea Young. Wes Parry relinquishes his alluring manner to Mert Fairbank. Richard Rath leaves his muscles to Gary Beattie. Bev Gruendike bestows her sweet countenance on Mary Osborne. Ronnie Bennett leaves his book on How to Bluff to Carol Urckfitz and Sharon Nixon, Nancy Marion bequeaths her chorus line to Jeanette Fuller, Bonnie Emler, Joe Benson, and Gary Saffron, John Hoff explodes his I can fix it line and lands C, C. C. S, on the moon, To the unsuspecting unfortunates of the Class of '60, the yearbook staff leaves its problems and headaches, And now, for the benefit of the faculty and administration, who are so lucky to have us with them, the class of '59 leaves! 27

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