Churchville High School - Crest Yearbook (Churchville, NY)

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ju 5 ii 5 ,J i A 1 I If I I Sailing the deep ocean in the year 2176, when pirates once again dominated the seas, Captain Bergin began to think about her old Class of '54. Turning to her parrot, who knew about everything that happened in the past, she asked him what became of her 40 mates. Captain Bergin listened excitedly while the parrot, gazing into the horizon, looked back upon her Class of '5,l. Bill Murphy is a professor in a local University teaching plane geometry, he always was fond of math?????? Not far from the University is a famous motion picture studio and its owner and director is none other than Henry Snyder. His top-notch actor at the moment is jim Coulson, who is constantly being bothered by flocks of women seeking his autograph. Rumors have spread that jim's latest flame is an exciting T. V. model, june Mills: however, her attentions are directed to the noted English Channel swimmer, Greig Peck- ham. Bradford Cowie has top-billing in an auto race track. He's chief maniac driver and has recently won the title of Mr. Maniac of 2176. Dorothy Leibeck is now a Prima Ballerina and on tour in the Belgium Congo. Darryl Rusk and Ronnie Schur are stars on the children's radio program, Let's Pretend. Ann Morgan is also doing radio work, she's chief flap-iack flipper on The Aunt jemima Hour ..... Paul Milley finally reached his goal as president of alcoholics anonymous, natch, what else? ..... The last we heard of Pat l,ins, she had enlisted with the women's branch of the French Foreign Legion and was stationed in Hong Kong ..... Larry Beamen is a well-known surgeon and for conveniences sake - Martin Abbert operates his funeral parlor downstairs from l.arry's office ..... Gail Dellerger has made her fortune training African monkeys for organ grinders ..... Doris Carmer is busy licking stamps for the fan mail of Gerry Bound, who holds the women's National Wrestling Title as '?Miss Muscle Bound ..... Larry Wheeler has a magnificent Civil Service job-he's dog catcher for the town of Chili ..... llelen Hart is happily married and raising a family, which is, by the way, on the new T. V. program Cheaper by the Dozen ..... john O'Brien has iust published a series of essays on the subject, lt Pays to be lgnorant ..... Marilyn and Shirley Adams are both detectives, Marilyn in a sausage factory looking for missing links and Shirley in a doughnut kitchen looking for holes in doughnuts ..... john Daycock has iust become the first male president of the W. C. I'. lj.-Oh well, iobs are scarce all over ..... Esther Sherwood is Tarzan's leading lady in the new hit movie, Tarzan Goes Ape in Sherwood Forest. Wayne Burlingame is starred in the same picture playing Chita's Mate ..... Virginia Burns is on tour with Romanov's Rip-Roaring Rooting Tooting Rodeo and is chief Bronco Buster -let's hope she doesn't fall off any more horses ..... Bill McNees, we are all sorry to say, is serving a short iail term for running off with a pound of pig s feet while employed in a meat market M.ary Ann Gerace, after her 7th un successful engagement, joined and became leader of the O M 5 H C f0ld mild! SUCICQ of hopeless casesj Dick Rush is doing a magnificent yob on television he lights the candles and dusts the piano keys before the Liberace ' show Lois Stiles is a deep sea diver hunting ish Q J Donna Boughner manufactures upper plates for toothless crocodiles Tom Mouser and Dick Eggleston have replaced the all time favorite recording stars, Homer and jethro They tour all the famous night ployed in an Insane Asylum in Germany and guess who her most violent patient is? Erich Steiner who is still recuperating from his experiences with the Senior Class of '54 ' olleen Leise is working in a sardtne factory She closes the sardtnes'eyes before sealing the can QYou think it s funny? How would you like to open a can of sardtnes and see 14 slimy fish staring up at you7J joan Graczyk has made her fame in jazz singing and is known to be the last of the Red Hot mammas Addie Lou jackson is a nurse specializing in the removal of splinters from the hands of people who scratch their heads Roxanne Fellows has a contract with the St Louis Browns fas bat girl 'J I fl I 1' ff I V Z ' f f,, , f,f, ff , X' ' D . . . . . . ' Q . ' . ' ' F' W. B. .... . i - ' ' ' . . .ul . uv- . ' spots, including Ted Hoff's place, The Latin Quarter . . . . ..jo Ann Swartz is em- 26

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,I ,ji 1129. s 3 1 john O'Brien leaves his dictionary to Leon Bresslin. Gail DeBerger leaves her BO words a minute in typing to Margie Fellows. Wayne 'Burlingame leaves his rumba rhythm to Pat Houser. Bill McNees leaves his size UH shoes to Pat Kenney. Mary Ann Gerace leaves her peppermint stick glasses to Don DeCramer. Henry Snyder leaves his Barn Bells to David Huff for weight lifting. Darryl Rusk leaves his title Dufo to Dick Betz. Bill Murphy leaves the Pool Hall and all his broken cues to Don Osborn. Donna Boughner leaves her hearty laugh to Carol Burchill. Martin Abbert leaves his way with women to jimmy Hill. jo Ann Schwartz leaves her shorthand book to Carolyn Meister. Dick Rush leaves his ping-pong paddle to Dorothy Embling. joan Graczyk leaves her quiet sense of humor to Bill Young. Yom llouser leaves his yodeling ability to Katherine Hoehn. Erich Steiner leaves his Swiss Miss to Dale Pederson. Lois Stiles leaves Biology to the birds. john Daycock leaves his out-of-town girls to Brother Ben Gust to keep them in the familyj. Dorothy Leibeck leaves her quiet subdued manner at basketball games to Vickie Pringle. Roxie Fellows leaves her baseball mitt to Alice Coffin. jim Coulson leaves his hair net to Walt Lawrence. xlarilyn Adams leaves her hair gurlers to Edith Hill. Ronnie Schur leaves his line to Bob Feeley. Virginia Burns leaves Dick Beswick alone . Teddy Hoff leaves his date book to Ed Sturges. Addie Lou jackson leaves her 'acrobatics to Doris Allison. Paul Milley leaves his split personality to Caroline and Carolyn Hunt. june Xlills leaves her title of Miss Carrot Top to Dave Murray. Brad Cuddles Cowie leaves jimmy Quincey leader of the Midnight Maniacs Hot Rod Club. Esther Sherwood leaves her majorette suit to Carol Van Neel. Larry Beaman leaves the leadership of The Syndicate 1West Side Gangj to Burton judd. Shirley Adams leaves her successful calorie book to Edna Hill. Dick Eggleston leaves his musical ability to Virginia Sturges. Doris Carmer leaves her Spencerport phone book to Bobbie Hart. Greig Peckham leaves his life saving tube to Beverly Peterson. Helen Hart leaves her car to Francis Kohlman so he can get to janet S!uart's house. Larry XX heeler leaves his shyness to Paul Brown. Colleen Liese leaves her Home Ec. cook book to janet Adams and janice Wheeler. Gerry Bound leaves her wide assortment of boy friends to Helen McGill. Ann Morgan leaves her appetite ro Peggy Regan. Pat Lins leaves her going steady look in her eyes to Ann Schur. Virginia Burns leaves her parties to Donna Darrow. Dorothy Leibeck leaves her double-barrel shotgun to Ronnie Avery. john O'Brien leaves his height pills to Ann Daugherty. f lj ' 'Nd' F ' C K X 27