Christopher Columbus High School - Anchor Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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Mr. Marshall sal' down af fhe desk, resfed his face on his hand and mumbled Bring up your regisfrafion cards one row adduh fime, please! Such indifference-you can see he's an idealisf, Laura murmured ecsfafically. Mr. Marshall, affer having survived fhe ordeal of sfamping our regisfrafion cards and asking fo no avail whefher we'd wriffen anyfhing during fhe summer, gave ouf sheefs of lined yellow paper wifh red margins. These were fo inspire us. We were fo wrife down our sponfaneous sensory responses fo all aspecfs of fhe piece of paper. Mr. Marshall proceeded fo ask sfudenfs for fheir responses. He firsf called on Joel's Bronfe fan. She walked fo fhe fronf of fhe room and reeled off her immedia+e responses. The lines are blue, blue-wafer, wafer-swim, swim-English Channel: English Channel-Queen Elizabefh. Wifhin fen seconds Miss Bronfe had faken us clear fhrough fhe Roman Empire up fo fhe conquering of Gaul, as Mr. Marshall furned various shades of green, The never had been a very good fravellerl. Somewhere abouf fhe middle of fhe period, John gof up and fold abouf his reacfion fo fhe poor yellow sheef. In his defailed analysis he quofed Goefhe. A+ fhis, Joel leaped fo his feef and screamed, Ou+rageous! He's plagiarizing Hemingway. Mr. Marshall, lwho was now sfanding af fhe window, fhe shade cord wrapped around his leff wrisfl shook his head vigorously, and correcfed Joel. ln fhis class we never say 'he'. You're speaking fo John. Joel collapsed fo his seaf once more, a beafen, buf much wiser man. As fhe period progressed fhere were a few more oufbursfs from Miss Bronfe who looked up from her Trig homework long enough fo arouse her infellecfual curiosify. She offered such nofeworfhy inferrogafions as, Why is 'rhaf man hanging onfo fhe window shade? Do you believe in Napoleon? and Whaf ever did hap- pen fo Judge Crafer? Laura gave squeals of glee whenever Mr. Marshall came ouf of his france long enough fo call on Jack for recifafiong Jack always profesfing, l wasn'f raising my hand-iusf scrafching my head! This also amused Sandi who could fhen fry ouf her mosf recenf lesson in Thirfy Days To A More Powerful Horse-laugh. The girls in fhe cenfer row were geffing sfiff necks frying fo look over Marilyn's shoulder as she read True Confessions. She had gained permission fo do so because she held firmly fo her convicfion fhaf if helps feen-agers wifh fheir problems. Richard was keeping himself busy looking up fhe word pofenfial in fhe dic- fionary. Jusf as Joel was abouf fo iusfify his sfafemenf fhaf James Jones' Privafe Bloom had been sfolen from The Sun Also Rises, fhe bell rang. Mr. Marshall was faken by surprise, and in fhis confusion losf his baffle wifh fhe window shade. As l bode him Good Affernoon, he looked like fhe perfecf mafe for Liber+y Enlighfening The World , wifh his leff arm held high in fhe air, lfhe shade had snapped up quife a bifl, and his righf hand desperafely clufching his Delaney book fo his chesf. I eagerly anficipafed our nexf lesson in Creafive Wrifing. . Rochelle Beigel AIN'T IT THE TRUTH Those who work Gel' done, Buf fhose who shirk Have fun. Ernie Herman

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My nexT Technique is The Pass By Me As The Idle Wind. This I learned Trom Julius Caesar. The secreT oT This is To nonchalanTIy walk by as if you hadn'T a worry in The world. IT you are asked Tor a pass, a reply of WhyI I haven'T any! wiTh a sIighTIy quicker sTep will suffice. IT These meThods don'T succeed, Then Try The sixTh one. This is To-run! Our guards will be Too sTarTled To chase or, mosT likely, Too lazy. They will make a vow, He shall noT pass This way again, and ThaT may be The drawback To This meThod. The above menTioned Techniques are Tairly easy To Tollow. However, I TorgoT To menTion The besT way To geT around The Hall PaTrol. IT may sound silly, buT here iT is -ask The Teacher Tor The pass! Eve Serenson WHILE YOU WERE HERE . In T950 . . 0 FooTprinTs on Ceiling and AncienT Legends on walls disappeared as Columbus goT The RembrandT TreaTmenT. 0 Bucky D'Andrea TaunTed Columbus girls when he sang IT isn'T Tair Tor you To TaunT me, on boTh radio and The Original TV AmaTeur Hour. 0 Teacher Mr. George GosserT made quiTe a sTir in The Temale circles of Columbus. Handsome as well as TaIenTed he was almosT a member oT The N. Y. GianTs base- ball Team. 0 Elaine Del Guidice danced on rolier skaTes on Ted Mack's AmaTeur Hour. 0 The big quesTion was when will exTra-curricular acTiviTies be back. 0 HerberT Serenson won S50 for his essay Bridge aT Americas in a naTionwide con- TesT sponsored by Pan-American magazines. 0 Ken Abrams was voTed presidenT oT The ciTy-wide G.O. council. 0 ParenTs Turned sTudenTs as The AduIT EducaTion CenTer opened aT Columbus. 0 A volcano erupTed and hydrogen exploded in The Science assembly aT Columbus. 0 Columbus sTudenTs were on The verge oT enioying swimming pool and iuke-box. 0 Danny Fuchs oT Warming The Bench predicTed ThaT pigeon racing will never come To The halls oT Columbus. 0 Bob Swedroe caughT a bass aT The Thousand Islands, 3 ounces under The champion- ship Tor Those parTs.