Christopher Columbus High School - Anchor Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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X f K N c f , ,,, X rfb- f 'S ,3 f .6 Q y xy R i s C D ,, A N 1 g if so , L C' T., I 0 T Tv ll -4-3 A,.A.g,K -'iw vy,g.j. , ,yi-'X Till' .dc L T T J iii' THE BLOW UP GANG All Those inTeresTed in sneoking o preview oT The world's TuTure scienTisTs, should peep inTo The lobs oT This school. ln cose you don'T know, Columbus is Tilled wiTh o vosT vorieTy oT biologisTs, physicisTs,-ond boys ond girls who like To ploy wiTh Tire colled chemisTs. This losT group oT pyromonics conducTs iTs work in The gleoming whiTe chemisTry loboroTory on The TirsT Tloor, under The woTchTul eyes oT eiTher Dr. LeviTz or Mr. QoldsmiTh oT The ChemisTry deporTmenT. AlThough oll work is olleged To be guiTe hormless, sirens, signs, ond Tumes ore consTonT reminders oT donger. The decoroTive scheme in The lob consisTs oT on ossorTmenT oT signs like: Tl-llS IS A LABQRATQRY, A PLACE FUR LABCR NCT CRATQRY. Cn The desk ore rows oT innocenT looking TesT Tubes whose enduronce is oTTen Tried To The breoking poinT. l-lidden in closeTs ond cupbooirds ore The opporoTus ond chemicols, combinoTions oT which resulT in so- colled experimenTs. The mosT TemperomenTol obiecT in The lob is noT The Teocher buT The Bunsen Burner which generolly ocTs like o lighTer in o high wind. The only reoson discoveries which would revoluTionize The world hove noT yeT emerged Trom The lob is ThoT Teochers suppress sTudenT zeol. Somehow, or oTher, oll These discoveries ore reloiTed To explosions. STill ond oll, ci cerToin omounT oT ToscinoTing mixing, sTirring ond heoTing oT chemicols does go on. SomeTimes, you Teel like baking o coke. lced drinks hove olso been mc1nuTocTured here during The hoT doys. No one dored To drink Them, Though. lfDon'T be disTurbed if you should see sTudenTs shooTing up pc1sT your TourTh Tloor window. JusT onoTher experimenT gone wrong,-ThoT's oll. AnneTTe l-lindin

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.ff 4X X5 yr' i ' - TI - L- ,l i: lf? i-.8 THE CAFETERIA Probobly, The mosT populor club in Columbus is The bicorbonoTe beonery elegonTly known os The CoTeTerio. l-lere iT is ThoT TuTure Com- mondos procTice TocTics, ThoT The Trock cooch seorches Tor TolenT oT The bell, ond ThoT docTors speciolizing in inTernol medicine ocguire TuTure poTienTs. The ploce is o shombles buT everyone seems To like iT. The Tobles ore liTTered wiTh crumbs, wox poper, ond empTy milk conToiners TlooTing oround in soppy, slighTly roncid milk. ATTer siTTing Themselves comTorT- obly in o Three ond o holT legged choir, The cusTomers ploce Their books ond belongings on o reserved shelT omongsT holT eoTen pieces oT pie ond sTicky coke ond pie ploTes. The menu is, To soy The leosT, voried. They hove Their choice oT meoTless meoT sondwiches, surprise hosh, ond The week's leTTover vegeTobles ThoT go under The nome oT Chow-Mein, While eoTing These delicocies oppeTiTes ore sTimuloTed by combings oT hoir, dondruTT ond sproys oT Toce powder Trom The girl ocross The Toble. Lunch wroppers Tly Through The oir, sTudenTs screom greeTings To eoch oTher ocross The coTeTerio. There is olso some TronTic sTudying being done Tor The Tollowing period. AT The bell, The sTudenTs ore oTT lwiTh o Tew Tolse TluTTersl like horses ouT oT o sTorTing goTe. EorTunoTely, Their nexT period closses provide resT ond recreoTion. DigesTion operoTes besT while sleeping. Joon De Vergiles lvlorion Fox JoneT Emonuel Lowrence ProspecT Borry Eriedenreich 1 is THE STORY OF TEN LITTLE COLUMBUSITES Gagjji Ten liTTle ColumbusiTes sTonding in line HX One cuT gym ond Then There were nine. Nine liTTle ColumbusiTes going sTroighT T43 One come loTe ond Then There were eighT. l5,E5f'N3 Ei hT liTTle ColumbusiTes Thinking They were in l-leoven fc Q One wos senT To Mr. Wilson's oTTice ond Then There were seven. Seven liTTle ColumbusiTes geTTing inTo o Tix One wos coughT smoking ond Then There were six. Six liTTle ColumbusiTes beginning To iive One orgued wiTh lvlr. Wolloce ond Then There were Tive. Five liTTle ColumbusiTes Throwing poper on The Tloor One wos coughT ond Then There were Tour. wx SE :g , if W 'A QA! H X 'My P X Scnvh, Four liTTle ColumbusiTes hoppy os con be NV wiki' One Toiled English wiTh lvliss Ligo ond Then There were Three. E 7 5 Three liTTle ColumbusiTes olmosT Through 4211? Old oge dischorged one ond Then There were Two. ESWZTEQTQW ? Two liTTle ColumbusiTes Their gool olmosT won ,UF Eoiling The regenTs leTT only one. KKK IQ? T One liTTle ColumbusiTe ouT Tor Tun. Didn'T poy senior dues ond Tl-IEN Tl-TERE WERE NONE. WilberT Tucke F wi 65 ii fjgf g Sf.

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