Christopher Columbus High School - Anchor Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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I' I I THE PUB OFFICE 'lic P is OJMNS 'WMM QM'-E -i The pub oTTice lroom 33Ol houses some very sTronge people. Promi- nenT among These is a TaculTy member, whom we shall leave nameless. 535, X I-le is also The TaculTy advisor Tor our school paper. I-Ie uses The pub ii ..Iy I oTTice as a place To do cross-word puzzles, To mediTaTe and To read The I 'T I currenT besT sellers. The oTTice is also used by mosT pupils To eaT Their lunches in, To sTudy Tor exams, To do homework, To comb hair, sTraighTen ..' ouT cloThes, and To spend long hours on The inTer-com sysTem. WT AAU! ...Q -f Il Anyone enTering The publicaTions oTTice Trom abouT eighT o'clock A. lvl. unTil abouT Tour-ThirTy o'clock P. M., Tor The TirsT Time, will mosT probably pass ouT Trom The mixed odors oT Tuna Tish, bacon, salami, swiss cheese, mayonnaise, oranges, apples, ice cream, and lipsTick. The purpose oT The pub oTTice is To prepare The school newspaper Tor publicaTion. AT various Times This is done by means oT prinTed maTerial, glue-poT, scissors and a group oT cuT-ups calling iTseIT The sTaTT. The producT ThaT emerges Trom This mixTure is known as The Admiral. An Admiral is The leader oT The TleeT. You'd never know iT Trom The speed wiTh which The sTaTT operaTes. I EIL x ,ff - J 1' . if -..-65 i iff? 'il glih i lgl, Lf R. THE SENIOR OFFICE The Senior OTTice is locaTed in The basemenT oT The school. This shows To whaT depThs The seniors have sunk. The Senior QTTice is cluTTered wiTh dicTionaries, manuscripTs, yearbooks, shopping bags, band uniTorms, Two Trunks, suspecTed oT conTaining bodies oT Tormer seniors, bank grilles, and service aids. I-Iidden under The desk are The Senior Co-ordinaTor and The Anchor Advisor. The walls oT The oTTice are papered wiTh picTures oT sadelooking Tormer seniors, an impressive porTraiT oT a ThreaTening young man wiTh The wordsg WhaT have you wriTTen laTely? prinTed below, and an arTicle enTiTled Jingles ThaT Did lNloT Ivlake The Anchor , The TirsT one oT which is WiTh a well-shaped leg, who has To know Gregg? AT various Times seniors run in and ouT oT The oTTice asking To be crowned, TickeTed, mugged and released. The desk near The window is covered wiTh so much debris ThaT iT Takes a geiger counTer To Tind a TounTain pen. Each Term The Top oT The desk is swepT in The baskeT and senT To The prinTer Trom whom iT reTurns in The Torm oT This yearbook. IT is said ThaT The Senior 0TTice is The nerve cenTer oT The Senior class. All we can say is: Some nerve!

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.ff 4X X5 yr' i ' - TI - L- ,l i: lf? i-.8 THE CAFETERIA Probobly, The mosT populor club in Columbus is The bicorbonoTe beonery elegonTly known os The CoTeTerio. l-lere iT is ThoT TuTure Com- mondos procTice TocTics, ThoT The Trock cooch seorches Tor TolenT oT The bell, ond ThoT docTors speciolizing in inTernol medicine ocguire TuTure poTienTs. The ploce is o shombles buT everyone seems To like iT. The Tobles ore liTTered wiTh crumbs, wox poper, ond empTy milk conToiners TlooTing oround in soppy, slighTly roncid milk. ATTer siTTing Themselves comTorT- obly in o Three ond o holT legged choir, The cusTomers ploce Their books ond belongings on o reserved shelT omongsT holT eoTen pieces oT pie ond sTicky coke ond pie ploTes. The menu is, To soy The leosT, voried. They hove Their choice oT meoTless meoT sondwiches, surprise hosh, ond The week's leTTover vegeTobles ThoT go under The nome oT Chow-Mein, While eoTing These delicocies oppeTiTes ore sTimuloTed by combings oT hoir, dondruTT ond sproys oT Toce powder Trom The girl ocross The Toble. Lunch wroppers Tly Through The oir, sTudenTs screom greeTings To eoch oTher ocross The coTeTerio. There is olso some TronTic sTudying being done Tor The Tollowing period. AT The bell, The sTudenTs ore oTT lwiTh o Tew Tolse TluTTersl like horses ouT oT o sTorTing goTe. EorTunoTely, Their nexT period closses provide resT ond recreoTion. DigesTion operoTes besT while sleeping. Joon De Vergiles lvlorion Fox JoneT Emonuel Lowrence ProspecT Borry Eriedenreich 1 is THE STORY OF TEN LITTLE COLUMBUSITES Gagjji Ten liTTle ColumbusiTes sTonding in line HX One cuT gym ond Then There were nine. Nine liTTle ColumbusiTes going sTroighT T43 One come loTe ond Then There were eighT. l5,E5f'N3 Ei hT liTTle ColumbusiTes Thinking They were in l-leoven fc Q One wos senT To Mr. Wilson's oTTice ond Then There were seven. Seven liTTle ColumbusiTes geTTing inTo o Tix One wos coughT smoking ond Then There were six. Six liTTle ColumbusiTes beginning To iive One orgued wiTh lvlr. Wolloce ond Then There were Tive. Five liTTle ColumbusiTes Throwing poper on The Tloor One wos coughT ond Then There were Tour. wx SE :g , if W 'A QA! H X 'My P X Scnvh, Four liTTle ColumbusiTes hoppy os con be NV wiki' One Toiled English wiTh lvliss Ligo ond Then There were Three. E 7 5 Three liTTle ColumbusiTes olmosT Through 4211? Old oge dischorged one ond Then There were Two. ESWZTEQTQW ? Two liTTle ColumbusiTes Their gool olmosT won ,UF Eoiling The regenTs leTT only one. KKK IQ? T One liTTle ColumbusiTe ouT Tor Tun. Didn'T poy senior dues ond Tl-IEN Tl-TERE WERE NONE. WilberT Tucke F wi 65 ii fjgf g Sf.