Christiansburg High School - Demon Yearbook (Christiansburg, VA)

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The Demon Senior Class Will I, ,lean Lois Wickliam, a generous soul, do hereby will and bequeath to Nancy Sim- mons my ability to get along with the Junior boys 'cause the Senior boys wonit be here next year. I, Dennis Surber, who ainit got nuthin' else and thatis a little less than most anyone else has got do will to Louise lVIiles my ability to stay in school longer than anyone else and still get a kick out of the Principal. I, Parker Manor, do will and bequeath to Billy King my ability to talk more than anyone else in Mrs. Rarigeley's Government Class. I, Frances Kinzer, do will to Betty Hart the saddles that were willed to me by Nlarjorie Nliller, with great hopes that they will fit her better than they did me. I, Hazel Hancock, do will and bequeath to Colleen James the privilege of being elected the biggest fiirt in the Senior Class. QThat shouldn't be too hard.j I, Annell Bell, do will to Linda Furrow my ability to get excited because I can't find my locker key, have the lock cut off my locker and then find the key right where it should have been all along. I, Kenneth Dobson, do hereby will to Bernard Gilmer niy place in Uncle Sam's Navy. I, Sally Ann Foster, do hereby will and bequeath to Mary Lee Walters my place at Mr. Morgan's typewriter. I, Mildred Hylton, do hereby will and bequeath to Lois Reish my seat in Government Class in hope that she will get her lessons like I never did. I, Robert Miles, do hereby will to Marie Shelton an old pocketbook which I found two years ago, for which I could find no use. It was found empty and has remained that way ever since. I, Eula Snider, hereby will and bequeath to lVIax Linkous my seat in Mrs. Zirkle's sixth period English Class beside Hazel Kanode. I, Agnes Wade, do hereby will to Emma Jean Sisson my fourth-year English book in hopes that she will study and learn more than I did. I, Parker Manor, do hereby will and bequeath to Dorothy Lester my football socks in hopes that she will wash them once during the year. I, Iris Spradling, do hereby will and bequeath to Dennis Reed my ability to get caught every time I speak a work in Mrs. Zirkle's English Class. I, Hazel Kanode, do will to Robert Swain my ability to sit beside Bessie Lovern on the Cambria bus every morning. I, Kathleen Vlfilliams, do hereby will and bequeath to Elizabeth Creasy my ability in Senior Government to always be looking at the answer in the book when Mrs. Rangeley calls on me to answer a question, then unable to answer. I, Frances Kinzer, do hereby will and bequeath to Geraldine Epperly my seat at the last table in Study Hall, hoping that she will have the place in Mrs. Flowers: heart that I never had. I, Kathleen Nlorris, do hereby will to Chip Lucas my giggles. Hope he doesn't get called down for them as much as I did. I, Louise Basham, being little, weak-minded and very talkative, do will and bequeath to Johnny Chumbley full possession of Locker No. 319 with hopes that he can obtain a combination for it. KP. S.-Thatis all I ever owned while at C. H. SJ I, Sally Ann Foster, do hereby will and bequeath to Anna VVoods my poor, beaten-up Chemistry book that you hardly saw me without all year in hopes that you'll learn to balance equations. I never did! I, Robert Grubb, do will to Frances Bolt my position as bell-hop next year, provided I am not here myself. l14l

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Nineteen Forty-Six Senior Class Will We, the sad, departing Class of 1946, Christiansburg High School, Commonwealth of Virginia, being of weak minds and strong statues, do hereby declare this our last will and testament as follows: I, David Via, do will and bequeath to David Smith my ability to bum, chew and write, chewing gum. I, Agnes Wade, do hereby will and bequeath to Paul Mitchell my ability to argue with Mrs. Zirkle with sincere hope that you will win more of them than I did. I, Dennis Surber, being of weak mind and body likewise, do hereby will to George Bell my cue stick in the Christiansburg Recreation Parlor. P. S.-Also my ability to gouge harder than anyone else. ' I, William Aubrey I-Iilton, being at the point of a gun, do hereby will to Kolmer Altizer my seat in Mrs. Rangeley's Government Class. I, Annell Bell, being of quiet and timid nature and a big-hearted member of the G. O. P. Cpaid political advertisementj, do will to Margaret Williams my ability to finally fight my way to a seat on the Cambria bus and then remember that I wasn't even going to ride. I, Helen I-lixon, hereby will and bequeath to Frances Epperly my seat in typing class in hopes that she may have as much joy in reading letters as I did when I should have been typing. I, Temple Goodman, do will to Betty Atkinson my smile which Mack Barnitz said fooled all the teachers. I, Betty Martin, do hereby will and bequeath to Fred Graham my ability to talk my head off and never get anything said. CI'll bet the teachers Wish I had gotten rid of this sooner.j I, Juliette Reed, do hereby will and bequeath to Esma Bishop the ability to keep her temper in gym class, something I could never do. I, Robert Miles, do hereby will and bequeath to Nancy Porteriield one bottle of H202 to carry on her good work. I, Margaret Brundage, do hereby will and bequeath to Jean Britt my seat in Home Economics Class. I, Frank Conrad, do hereby will and bequeath to Dorotha Cecil my nickname, Corny, which has followed me for the last six years in hopes that she will soon discard it. I, Margaret Morris, will to Adeline Howard my ability to be able to play guard and forward in basketball which I could never do. I, Maxine Hammond, being of crushable mind, do hereby will to Donald Conrad the money I won on football bets fyou don't have to pay a gift tax on a quarter, you knowj. I, Mildred Hylton, do hereby will and bequeath to Vina Hess my ability to giggle in Study Hall without being caught. I, Kathleen Morris, do hereby will to Margaret Walker my ability to lose weight and fall in love at the same time. CHope you don't fail, as I havej I, Mae Watson, do hereby will to Ruby Nolley my seat in home-room after school hoping that she will not have to write 200 times, I must not talk in home-room. I, Louise Basham, a weak-minded Senior, do will to Annie Martin my small brown loafers with the hope that they will not hurt her as much as they have me. I, Anne Daingerheld, do hereby will and bequeath to Phillip Houliares my place in Nell Daingeri'ield's heart in hopes that she will bestow some sisterly love upon him that she never bestowed on me. I, Walter Woolwine, do hereby will and bequeath to WVilliam Lester my blond, curly hair, blue eyes and dimples in hopes that he will make better use of them than I did. I13l

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Nineteen Forty-Six Senior Class Will I, David Via, do will to David Combs my ability to play basketball, keeping one eye on the ball and the other eye on the girls. I, Mae VVatson, do hereby will to Peggy Cox my ability to listen attentively in Govern- ment Class hoping that she will get more out of it than I did. I, Helen I-Iixon, hereby -will and bequeath to Betty Lou Bailey my ability to chew chewing gum in Mrs. Rangeley's class and never get caught. I, Margaret Morris, hereby will and bequeath to Edwin Sutphin my old gym socks, which if washed and the holes patched, may be useful. I, Robert Miles, do will to Elizabeth Scarborough my old English book, which was willed to me by a member of the ,45 Class, which was willed to him by a member of the 544 Class and here's hoping that you will get more out of it than I ever did. I, Eula Snider, hereby will and bequeath to IVIary Peregoy my place in the fourth- period gym class in hopes that she will have as much fun as I did. I, Mildred Sowers, hereby will and bequeath to Dorothy Church my seat in Home Ec. in hopes that she may have as much fun with hlrs. Hill as I have had. I, Harold Irvin, being of sound mind and body, unjustly punished daily by Mrs. Rangeley, do hereby will to Lucille VVhite my ability to argue all History period and never get results. I, Leo Stanger, do will to Nell Daingerfield my Government book with hopes that she will accomplish more than I did. I, Robert Grubb, do will to Louise Simpkins my ability to be cussed', out every day at football practice by Mac Barnitz. I, Hazel Kanode, do will to Betty Hungate my place in lNIrs. Zirkle's English Class in hopes that she will learn more about grammar than I did. I, Betty Martin, being of a weak mind and disabled body do hereby will and bequeath to Rose Spangler my ability to laugh the longest and the hardest at the corniest jokes. I, Thelmateen Worrell, do hereby will and bequeath to Beatrice W'oods my specs, and also my nickname, Ii'oureyes. I, Anne Daingerfield, do will to Madeline Lawrence my ability to insult everyone and then have them speak to me when I walk through the halls. I, Marie Epperly, do hereby will and bequeath to Margaret Wirt my little, red short- hand book in hopes she can use it. CI won't need it any more.j I, Tommy Stump, do hereby will to James Fatty Gearheart my manly physique and a book on Atlas Reducing Plan. i I, I-Iarold Irvin Cwe will just leave it at thatb, do hereby will to Edward Slusher my dear old tennis shoes which were worn out four years ago with hopes he can get money to buy more. I, Leo Stanger, do will to Robert Altizer the honor and privilege to drive the Vicker bus. I, Dorothy Rogers, do hereby will and bequeath to I-Iildred Sowers my seat in Govern- ment Class so that she may put it to better use than I did. I,Thelmateen Worrell, being of a very musical mind, do hereby will and bequeath to Sidney Bailey my ability to play on the piano, one piece, Chop Boogie Concerto, which is one line of Chop Sticks, one line of Cow Cow Boogie, and one line of Tschaikovskyis Piano Concertof, I, Marie Epperly, do hereby will and bequeath to Eddie Dickerson my seat in Gov- ernment Class in hopes he will accomplish more than I have. I, Irvin Brumheld, do hereby will and bequeath to Charley Hawley my seat in Mrs. Zirkle's English Class in hopes that he will make better use of it than I did. I15l