Christian College - Ivy Chain Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 212 of the 1921 volume:

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ROSE LEE LISENBY DEAN Head of the English Department Page 28 P11116 211113: Cltullege wihutn fF1'om our Gofffatlzef, George Adej XVhen I was but a Freshman-and that was long ago- I saw her first, but did not learn her nameg She was at a lecture, I believe, in the first or second row, And the junior with her seemed to be her flame. He held her fan all evening and gazed into her eyesg Thought I: Now they're engaged, or soon will beg But afterward they quarreled, as I learned with some surprise, VV,hen the faculty conferred on him G. B. ' That very spring a rumor in the college circles spread That a Senior had her young affections snared, And after he had graduated then the two would wedg 'Twas even said her trousseau was prepared. But this surely was a canardg when I returned next fall She had a young professor on the string, I-Ie used to send her flowers, and frequently would call, And kindly turn her music when she'd sing. The Prof received an offer from some college in the East, And left quite unexpectedly one day, XVithin a week the charmer wasn't grieving in the least, W'hen I saw her with a Freshman at the play. She had a gay Hirtation with a f'special, taking arty I went with him to call one Sunday nightg I-Ie kindly introduced meg then I played a villain's part, For I made a mash, and knocked him out of sight. O, charming college widow, I never can forget The night when you put on my college ping I pressed your hand and told you that the act you'd not regret, And you said you'd stick to me through thick and thing I remember still the picnics and that moonlight promenade, just the night before I paid for my degree, Vlfhen we interchanged such sacred vows and declarations made That we'd love each other through eternity. Ulibz Qllullege Zllflllihutn-Qllnntinuzh I heard from you quite often, I liked your letters, too, They were spicy and chuck-full of college newsg But the interval between them soon became a month or two, And our courtship seemed its interest to loseg I didn't write for full three months, and one day I received By express, collect, each love-sick billet cloux, And though I swore that I had been both jilted and deceived, I returned your letters, paid the charges, too! Pl: Ulf ill vii 34 Pk fl: Last commencement I revisited the scenes of college lifeg Six years had brought about a wondrous change. I knew a few professors, who were glad to meet my wife, But the students all seemed out of place and strange. There was little to recall to me the olden time so sweet. And so it was a pleasure, you may know, At the Held day exercises unexpectedly to meet An acquaintance of the happy long ago. She looked but little older, her laugh was just as gayg Beside her was a gallant Sophomore, VV'ho held her parasol aloft and gushed in just the way That doubtless I had gushed in days of yore. I merely tipped my hat, I feared to introduce my wife, For I knew that some remark might lightly fall Revealing to my better half a chapter of my life VVhich I'd rather she should not suspect at all. A A -George Arie. ffrf Page 30 Jfacultp faculty M AIDIE LEE XVALKER Lalin R. C. ABRAM History, Education ELVA GOODHUE Science MRS. ABNER JONES Home Economics M ARGARET STEELE M athema t-ics Page 32 Jfacultp MLLE. LOUISE DU PRE French Mus. MARION W. I-IERTIG English, Hixlory FLORENCE MAIIBURY Physical Education HARRIET JEAN TRAPPE Direclorzof School of Expression ELIZABETH POTTS Direclor of School of Ar! 'M Rs. HELENZL. MORGAN English 'PAUL MORGAN Spanish ' 'Not in picture. Page 33 .5 J vi, faculty HENRY H. LOUDENBACK Director rf Conservatory of Alizsic MRS. EXNNA FROM.-KN Direclor nf Voice MRS. MARGARET R. GREEN Voice ALINE XVILSON Piano' MARCIAiB.AILEY Piano Page 34 W Y jf acultp ESTHER Ross Piano H H mm RD Piano RUTH HORNING C07Tlll16l'C6 NIILDRED S1-IOFFNER .flssislzml in Expression JENVELL joxxzs A ssistzml in Home Eco1z0m1'cs YGEORGE VENABLIS V ioli 71 WGLENWOOD SvL'uL1xG Violincello 4'WALTER C. Gusus New Testczmevzl L1A1L'fl1l1lI'6 'FHELEN WAMSLEX' A ssislant in Clmmistry XLUCILLE RICHARDSON A ssista-ul in Physical Eduualion 'Not in picture. Page 35 Jfanultp 'THLZLMA PENCE A ss-istanl -in A rl LUCY R. LAWS L-ibrarian LOUISE NIILLER Secretary PHYLLIS VANCE S-Icperrisor of Pracl-ice MRS. ETTA DOPHEIDE Dormitory Hostess YNIARY LOUISE SHARPE . . It Asnstanl Lil Przzclzce I WMRS. ALENA QZANT Ojice 'FARTELIA JONES Regislered Nurse XMRS. R. D. Mme Chaperone QMRS. ELIZABETH BURKS Domeslic Jlffatron 'Not in picture. ll! Page 36 Qlumnae Bepartment To the all-pervading spirit of old C. C.-the spirit that has breathed the life of successful, worthy achievements into all of its physical and intellectual activitiesg the spirit that has fostered good- fellowship, cherished determined aims and noble aspirationsg the spirit which has inspired the confidence of all of her college daughters, giving them reverence for the past, faith in her present and vision for her future-to this spirit the Alumnae Section of the COLLEGE VVIDOVV is dedicated by the Alumnae Editors. ,trip -if u Page 37 In the arrival of Senior Class Day with its white clad girls and ivy chains comes the most beautiful feature of the college year. Like every band about to be severed from interests helcl in common, there prevails an element of sadness, and never before is the love of college and class so keenly realizeclg but there is also a glimpse of the greater work for which they have been prepared, and the happy anticipation of future visits to classmates and Alma Mater. l Page 38 Seminars E625 Qeniur Qtlass LUCILLE NIINGES Mingus llfliami, Florida President Senior Class: Student Coun- cil: Senior Basket Ball: Yell Leader: La La Lucille Club: Illinois Club: Y. VV. C. A.: Martha Washington Society: Twelfth Night Club: Athletic Association: Animal Staff. Hearfs Desire-To be a Botany shark. Habit-Ignoring teachers-the Dean especially. ROSEBUD NVHITE B1zdfly VVellsville, Missouri Vice-President Senior Class: Y. NY. C. A.: Twelfth Night Club: Martha WVashington Society: Missouri Club: Ath- letic. Association. Hearfs Desire-To make pies like mother makes. Habit-Ignoring Billfsj. ELIZABETH GALE BATEMAN Galer Kansas City, Missouri Secretary Senior Class: Twelfth Night Club: Martha Washington Society: Y. C. A. Cabinet: Annual Staff: Athletic Association: Missouri Club. Hearfs Desire-To thoroughly master Virgil. Habit- Silence is golden -Nuff seil. RUTH SCOTT Speed Aurora, Missouri Treasurer Senior Class: Student Council: Y. VV. C. A.: Athletic As- sociation: Twelfth Night Club: Martha Wfashington Society: Missouri Club. Hearfs Desire-To out-talk Mary just once. Habit-Waiting for others. NIARY HELEN BALLARD Kansas City, Missouri President Athletic Association: Senior Basket Ball: Twelfth Night Club: Martha Wfashington Society: Missouri Club: Stu- clent Council. Hearfs Desire-To be like Miss jones. .Hzlbil-Dignity. Page 40 Ssniur 4121355 Gi..x1J1c:E CARPENTER Glad Ardmore, Oklahoma Twelfth Night Club: Martha VVashing- ton Society: Athletic Associationg Y. VV. C. A., Oklahoma Club. Hearfx Desire-To have raven tressesf' Habil-Saying the right thing at the right time. LA VESTA DAVIS Dave Sheldon, Missouri Twelfth Night Club, Y. VV. C. A., Mis- souri Clubg Senior Basket Ballg Martha Vliashington Society: Athletic Association. Hea.rt's Desire-To be a Lapplancler. Habit-Never dating. EDNA GENTRY Eddy Shelbyville, Missouri Phi Theta Kappa: President Y. NV. C. A.g Business Manager Annualp Student Councilp Twelfth Night Clubg Martha XVashingto11 Societyg Missouri Clubg Ath- letic Association. Hearfs Desire-To eat only Chocolate covered cherries. Habit-Dependence on others. LILLIAN GREEN Graeme Sturgeon, Missouri Twelfth Night Club, Martha Vlfashing- ton Society, Y. XV. C. A.g Missouri Club. Hearth: Desire-To live in Chicago. Habit-Never studying. MARY I-IATTON Sister Bolivar, Missouri Phi Theta Kappa, Mary Arden Club: Y. XV. C. A.g Twelfth Night Club, Martha Xlfashington Societyg Missouri Club, Stu- dent Council, Annual Staff. Hearfs Desire-To succeed Maude Adams. Habit-Ignoring football stars. Page 01 1 iff FG' QM 1'. Sveninr Glass IMO HORNING Palestine, Illinois Phi Theta Kappag Twelfth Night Clubg Martha WVashington Society: Y. VV. C. A.- Athletic Associationg Illinois Club. Hearfs Desire-To be a good Home Ec. Teacher. Hubil-Talking too much. ELIZABETH HOWARD ',Lib Lces,Summit, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washing- ton Society: Y. XV. C. A.g Missouri Club. Hearfs Desire-To be a Kappa Sig chaperone. .Habit-Dieting. BETTY JANE HUGHES Baja Torrington, XfVyoming Editor-in-Chief Annualg Phi Theta Kappa Treasurer: Mary Arden Club: Martha XVashington Society: Twelfth Night Clubg Senior Basket Bally Student Councilg Y. VV. C. A., Athletic Associa- tion. Hearfs Desire-To be Edna Ferber's successor. Ifabil-Killing time. MARGARET HUGHES 'lPeg Leavenworth, Kansas Twelfth Night Club: Athletic Associa- tiong Martha Wfashington Societyg Senior Basket Bally Y. W. C. A4 Kansas Club. Hearfs Desire-To be a Bill-Collector. Habil-Lecturing against card playing. DOROTHY' JOHNSON Dot Platte City, Missouri ,Phi Theta Kappa, Vice - presiclentg Twelfth Night Clubg Martha XVashmgton Societyg Athletic Associationg Y. NV. C. A.g Missouri Club. I Hearfs Desire-To own Cab Peanutfsj plantation. Ilavbit-Never knowing her lessons. Page 42 v., if ., ., V J, i Senior Qllass FREDA KUHNE Connie Santa Barbara, California Phi Theta Kappag Texas Clubg Y. W. C. A.g Athletic Associationg Twelfth Night Club: Martha Wlashington Society. Heart's Desire-To enter Leland Stan- ford. Habit-Fltinlcing Botany. ANNE LIGON Mg A Byers, Texas President Texas Clubg Secretary Ath- letic Associationg Senior Basket Bally Y. VV. C. A.g Martha Vllashington Societyg Twelfth Night Club. Hearfs Desire-To always live in Texas. Hab-it-Peplessness. Lexus MARLIN Lex Pawnee, Oklahoma Phi Theta Kappag Y. VV. C. A.g Okla- homa Clubg Twelfth Night Clubp Martha Washington Societyg Athletic Association, Hearfs Desire-To be an E student. Habit-Lack of animation when she talks. ALLIENE MARSHALL Moberly, Missouri President Twelfth Night Club: Y. XV. C. A.: Martha Vlashington Societyg Mis- souri Clubg Senior Basket Ballg Athletic Associationg Student Council. Hea.rl's Desire-To get an M. D. Habit-VVhispering. . Mnvxs MOULTON , Mala Haleyville, Oklahoma Twelfth Night Clubg Y. VV. C. A.g Martha Washington Societyg Mary Arden Clubg Athletic Associationg Vice-Presi- dent Special Seniors. Hearfs Desire-To be taken seriously. Habit-Getting out of work. Page 43 I L l x Senior Qtlass EDITH PAYNE Edie Columbia, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Y. XV. C. A.g Martha Washington Society: Missouri Clubg Athletic Association. Hearfs Desire-To be a model home maker. Habit-An aversion to Dodge cars. FRANCES PRIVETT Fran Pueblo, Colorado Senior Editor Annualg Vice-President Y. W. C. A.g Secretary-treasurer of Mar- tha Washington Societyg Twelfth Night Clubg Missouri Club: Athletic Association. Hearfs Desire-To have a permanent thrill. Habit-Studying Spanish. MARJORIE ROLLINGS M'arj La Center, Kentucky President Phi Theta Kappag President Kentucky Clubg Twelfth Night Clubg Student Councilg Martha Wfashington Society. - Hearfs Desire-To be a forceful debatcr. Habit-Trying to get fat. EUNA MAE ROBERTS Tuna, Ardmore, Oklahoma Secretary-treasurer Oklahoma Clubg Senior Basket Ballg Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washington Societyg Athletic Associationg Y. NV. C. A. Hearfs Desire-To be world's leading altruist. H abit-Generosity. SARAH ROBERTS Bobby Ft. Scott, Kansas Phi Theta Kappag Vice-president Kan- sas Clubg Secretary of Twelfth Night Clubg Y. VV. C. A.g Martha lfVashington Societyg Senior Basket Ballg Annual Staffg Athletic Association. Hearfs Desire-To hear the wedding Bellfsl. Habit-Sunday tea at Christian. PHGI' -M bzninr Qlllass MAuc.AR12T SEMPLE Angel Huntsville, Missouri Y. NV. C. A. Cabinet: Twelfth Night Club: Martha llfashington Society: Stu- dent Council: Secretary-Treasurer of Mis- souri Club: Athletic Association. Hea.rl's Desire-To succeed Theda:Bara. Habit-Ignoring men. KA'rHRx'N SHELBY Charleston, Missouri Hcarfs Desire-To stay in C. C. Habit-Getting acquainted. TH1s1.M.x SVENCER Spence Princeton, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Y. Wi. C. A.: Athletic Association: Martha Vllashington Society: Missouri Club. Hearfs Desire-To be a great scholar. Habit-Never knowing her lesson. MARY S'rANs1FER Slanifer Litchfield, Illinois President S. G. A.: Illinois Club: Y. NV. C. A.: Martha Washington Society: Twelfth Night Club: Athletic Association. Hearfs Desire- A sweet little nest somewhere in the west. Habit-Breaking rules. HELEN THURMAN Shorty Plattsburg, Missouri Student Council: Twelfth Night Club: Martha Vifashington Society: Missouri Club: Y. W. C. A.: Athletic Association, Henrik' Desire-To go for just one ride in a red Haines. Habil-lVearing curlers at night. Page .95 L B 1.flEGl7 L 30 A.. . l iv M.. ,i..'. Qenior Glass NIARGARET TAYLOR Peggy Columbia, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha Wlashing- ton Societyg Missouri Clubg Y. XV. C. A. Hearfs Desire-To possess the patience of job. Habit-W'orrying. CECILE 'UNDERNVOOD Ceo Cleveland, Oklahoma President Oklahoma Club: Secretary Student Councilg Secretary Phi Theta Kappag Athletic Associationg Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Wlashington Society. Heart's Desire- To have an time. Habit-Aversion to cosmetics. NADINE W1 SEMAN Nadia Hico, Texas Captain Senior Basket Bally Texas Club: Twelfth Night Clubg Martha NVash- ington Socictyg Athletic Associationg Y. VV. C. A. Hea.rt's Desire-To master I-list. of Ed. Habit--Pronouncing her r's in the good old northern way. Page 46 Senior lass Afnlln- They know and, therefore, rule, I, too, will know. Flower-Ophelia Rose. Colors-Green and Wihite. SP01lSOI '-lvlli. LEE CLASS SONGS Time-''Swfcilzerzrl Qf Sigma Chi. XYhen our thoughts turn back to our college days And the joys that we used to know, XYhen we think of the girls we used to love-A The girls of the long ago- XVe'll not be sad, we'll not pause to sigh As we drift to the land of our dreams, XN7e'll find the band of our classmates there In all of our fair college scenes. Chorus The girls of our class are the truest girls Of all the girls we know. We love C. C. we help make her fame, Wie love the blue and gold. NVe'll ever be true to the white and green As we work together as one, And of all the rest we will love them the best, The Seniors of '21, n Time- I't'e Go! u Bimbo Down rm Bambo Isle. You can tell when you've been here a while, The Senior Class are we, The best in old C. C. Believe me, we've got the other classes beat a mile. Wie have got pep, can study, Vile make a hit with everybody. XVhen all those Christian girls have to walk in line There's none that cannot tell us every time You'll find pep, plenty of pep, Everywhere you go. But you bet, you'll never find the pep Like the pep the Seniors show. I-'or where we go 'tis very plain to see, Wie are the Seniors down in old C. C. Page 47 Tulle- 1iIz1rgizf. Seniors, we're always thinking of you, Seniors, VVe'll tell the world and Christian: Don't forget your promise to usg We'll expect a cap and gown and sheepskin too, And then when this year is ended Wie will have to say good-bye- For when all is said and clone There is really only one class- Seniors of '21. Time- A Good Alan -is Hard to Fli7LI11,H l'll say, boy, the Senior Class is keen, They have the life and pep- Such spirit and go you've never seen, All the other classes have to step. They have the knack of doing the right: thing. So for these peppy Seniors let us sing: Chorus A better class is hard to find, They are the keenest, finest kind: just give them a glance and you will see That in every good thing to the front they're bound to be. They are so bright, they reach the height, And if they must they sure can iightg They are the kind that give the school a rep, So hats off to the Seniors! Cheer with all your might- Hail whene'er the Seniors come in sight! For a better class today is hard to find. The :Farewell Qlibristmas ZBinmz1f HE MUSIC of orchestra, tin horns, whistles and drums, with showers of confetti and serpentine 55515 3, streamers, added merriment to the Christmas dinner party on the night of December 15, while Santa Clauses, Christmas trees, lcewpies, bells, evergreens, snowdrifts, flowers, candles, and more than one Star of Bethlehem added variety to the table decorations. Girls who, in the final rush of packing, had remembered to leave out their party dresses were seated around each festive table, while down the center of the dining room about a long table over which hung the word Seniors in silver letters were gathered the members of that class in whose charge was placed the evening's entertainment. In the absence of Lucille Minges, class president, Rose- bud VVhite as vice-president presided. Following the singing of carols by the chorus, class songs were sung and toasts given by the following girls: Rosebud VVhite, Alleine Marshall, Betty jane Hughes, and Bethel Barrett. The members of the faculty responding were Mrs. Jones, Miss VVilson, Miss Good- hue, Miss Trappe, Miss Maybury, Miss Bailey, Mrs. Froman, Mrs. Hertig, Mlle. du Pre, Miss VValker, Miss Laws, Mrs. Lisenby, Mr. Abram, Mrs. Morgan and Mr. Lee. Mr. Haus- halter as guest also responded. ' Following the dinner all went to the gym and spent the remainder of the evening in dancing. Page 118 Eu the Jfacultp When the fading old year makes his final farewell he summons the season of Christmas . To make us all glad we have lived in his time to share in his storehouse of riches. Our thoughts turn to home in this holiday time and the happiness waiting us thereg ' Yet, we, with the old year, now pause to be glad and with merriment drive away care. Contentment and cheer are our guests tonight, and the yuletide spirit of givingg No unwelcome thoughts of studies can mar or take the joy out of living. t Now we're standing tonight near the close of the year, and we're just looking backward to see Wliat we've done with the Clays and the months that were ours, and just what the profit may be. VVe have gained many friends, and have shared in their joys and the labor of lessons as well: And we've given ourselves to the good times that came, and have learned much that books cannot tell. This time with our classmates we hold very dear, we think its been spent to the bestg But tonight we will toast to our faculty folk and their friendships that we have possessed. Now much has been said in their previous toasts, of the hours they work with us all, Their patient endeavor to Ht us for life, the time spent in study and hallg And much has been said of their personal traits in toasts full of love and of fun. It's still all so true, we' appreciate stillg the voicing of our thoughts seems done. We just wish to add a few simple words-tho no Ht expression can lend- The name denoting our deepest regard is the name that we're pledging-of friend. VVhat else you may be in our lives and our thoughts, we hold this exceeds all the rest, And we wouldn't exchange friendship's hours spent with you for the learning we might have possessed. -Betty Jane Hughes. Page 1,9 --r.fr....l.N . .J XV., Y, Hijm - mill the Girls I appreciate yer invitation To talk at this here celebrationg But while I'm talkin' well I know You want to be dancin' the tickle toe. So I'll jest say I'm glad to be At the place what you all call C. C. And tell ye I'm speakin' fer the reason Of wishin' ye the compliments of the season. But I want to take a little time To give ye some good advice in rhyrneg Fer I know old St. Nick so well That there are some things that I should tell: If ye want to get presents on Christmas Day You'd better listen close to what I say, Or you may lose out and get nothin' at all, An' then ye'd have to set around and bawl. Now maybe you never heard in all your life That Merry Xmas is Santa Claus' wife, She's old timey and so is he, jest as old timey as they can be. Neither of 'em like new fangled waysg They don't eat olives and mayonnaise, They like good old boar's head and wassail strong, That gives Santa Claus strength to ride so long. An' I've been thinkin' as I set here That some o' you gals to him 'ud look queerg He likes wimmen to dress discreet, An' be covered up from their neck to their feet, An' if you want him on you to get a crush, You'd better not make that old gentleman blush. If he'd see ye dressed like this in mid-winter He'd run so fast you'd think he's a sprinter. An' if all I've heard I have to believe You'd better be careful on Xmas Eve! If Santa Claus 'ud see ye in pajamas, He wouldn't even give ye two bananas. An' you'd better not hang up any rolled stockin,' Or I bet you a cent he wont give ye nothin.' An' if he sees ye in bed with yer face all paint He'll say yer tryin' to be what you aint. An' if you want Santa Claus to visit yer home Don't talk to him over an old telephoneg You speak to Santa Claus thru yer prayers, An' he's allus up there most everywheres An' he aint got no use for this wireless stuffy No, you jest say yer prayers and that's enuf. Page 50 P0100 51 These modern inventions all give him a pain, If ye try to use 'em he'll think ye aint sane. You young folks got to live so fast Ye aint got no reverence fer the past. An' ye laugh and laugh till ye fairly weep At folks that think night was made fer sleep. An' ye don't say yes ma'am any more, An' ye joke 'bout the Pilgrim Fathers of yore. lt makes Merry and Santy awful sad To see you jazz and dress and gad. An' jest as if the earth aint a good nuf place, Thru the sky in airplanes you must race. Boys goin' off to aviation schools, A learnin' to Hy and act like fools, Girls crazy to go up at ten dollars a minute, Santa Claus 'ud say its jest the limit, It's a wonder if he gets here at all, A dodgin' planes on his terrestrial ball! An' imagine Merry Xmas and Santa Claus dear A shimmyin' around as you do down here. They'd be shocked to death at the modern dance, So on Xmas beware of how you prance. An' on that n'ght if you have a beau, An' he wants to kiss you, you say Uno. An' you make the young man keep his place, So you kin look Santa Claus in the face. An' don't go joy ridin Xmas Eve, An' singin' ragtime till you can't hardly breathe! Santa Claus wants Xmas carols sung, Witli grateful heart and reverent tongueg He don't want honking automobiles Runnin' up on his reindeer's heelsg He hates Hudson Sixes loaded with swells, A drownin' the sound of his Xmas bells. He don't want the holy night made hideous By saxophones an' noises perfidious. So you'd better go to bed early Xmas Eve An' not jazz around an' his old heart grieve, Cause he wants you to be old-fashioned girls, XN'ear good warm clothes and nice long curls. Then he'll bring you presents of ear muffs and mittens, An' little dishes and dolls au' calico kittens An' a slate an' pencil to do yer sums, An' pop-corn an' candy fer yer little tums. Now if every one of you'll take my advice, You'll come back after Xmas actin' nice. -Mrs. Herlig Bespnnse CHRISTMAS DINNER O Christian is a Fine school, with a Prexy beyond compare! And the Prexy's wife is the right sort, too, with the sunglint in her hair. And the folks who just stand by him, his faculty so true, Are the finest folks in all this land, both the old ones and the new. But C. C. is a girls' school, and the C. C. girls are fairg They're the sweetest girls in Dixie, you can tell one anywhere. The C. C. A's led by Pauline are models of maidenly graceg We are so good, we keep every rule, is reflected on each Acadenfs face. The Specials are entertainers rare, in Poetry, Music and Art, They hold the world but as a stage, where woman must play her part. When We hear these Specials play and sing, we echo this refrain, If music be the food of love, play on that strain again. There's another great Class in this Collegeg I've counted them o'er and o'er. They're the peppiest girls in Old Mizzou! Um! and a little bit more. Though they came to us still in the making, they're measuring up true-blue. For their sense of fair play we all love them, Our juniors of '22, Our hearts all go out to the Old Guard who've stood by us day by day. Through the tears and the smiles of the afterwhiles we'll long for their cheery ways. When their quizzes have all been taken, and their diplomas have all been won, From the depths of our hearts we will bid them Godspeed! Our Seniors of '21, ' -Ilrlrs. Lisenby Page 52 Page 53 , 11150 the Sluniurs I-jolly juniors of '21. U-United in spirit, work and fun. N-Noted are your colors of red and white. I-Including your rose so lustrous and bright. O-Original are you, and a little bit more. R-Records of fame may you ever score. S-Splendid be your Yuletide with blessings galore ' -A llcinc 11Lfa.rslzf1.Il. Olin the Qeniurs May this Senior Class remain unbroken Through all our college days, Far surpassing wealth unspoken, Sealed by Friendships golden rays. Mein'ry's leaflets close shall twine Around our hearts for aye And walt us back o'er life's highway To pleasures long gone by. College life so quickly goes- 'Twill soon be but a dream- So pledge a health to our white rose, And our colors, white and green. -Roselzzrzl W lzife. 015132 Sveniur ierzakfast In Christian dear, you're apt to hear Of clever things and newg The Juniors are original, They know a thing or two. But the newest thing that's happened- Before was never seen- Was t.he breakfast that the Seniors had A wearin' o' the green. The bell had rung,at seven, But the class did not appear Until those in the dining room Had pulled out every chair. Then sure, it was the prettiest sight That you have ever seen, The Seniors marched in gayly, A wearin' 0' the green. On top the head of everyone- They numbered thirty-two- There sat most saucily a cap Wiith frill of shamroek hue: The caps were matched with aprons white All bordered round with green, Which gave a most domestic look To every gay colleen. And then they all with one accord Around the table long Did seat themselves most joyously Vllith merriment and song. And when the rest had finished, They were eating on, serene, For extra fare they had prepared For wearin' 0' the green. -Belfy Jane Hughes tf'f Y Eff 2.115512 The St. Ratriclfs lunchzun HE SENIORS had successfully managed a Christmas dinner, and had surprised everyone with a novel breakfastg the only thing left for i them to do, was to give a luncheon. So in spite of the fact that, in the regular order of events, it should occupy the middle place, they deviated slightly, and as a farewell exhibition of their social instincts and resourcefulness they entertained the faculty and college officials with a surprise luncheon in the domestic science room on March 18th. Since the plan was to make it as strictly a Senior affair as possible, an opportunity was given every girl to lend her especial talent to the occasion. The artistic element of the class was, of course, revealed through the work of Gale Bateman, who managed to transform the room from a sewing laboratory into a tea room. Screens, rugs, potted plants and shaded lights can accomplish wonders, and when her work was completed and you stepped in to take a look -well, you could easily imagine yourself in a place far from Christian College, possibly the Old Emerald Isle, since the Senior colors honored St. Pat's day also. The small tables at which the guests were served were covered with green and white crepe paper, while green-tinted carnations in bud vases were used as centerpieces, and green cards in the form of hats and pipes marked the place of each guest. Now, only one girl in all the Senior Class could so skillfully have superin- tendecl the culinary phase of a four-course luncheon, who but Mary Stansifer could have demonstrated her knowledge of cooking to such an advantage? She martialed to her aid about a dozen willing girls whose joint efforts produced so satisfactory a result that some were entirely baffled by the mysterious manner in which shamrocks could find their way into brick ice cream and shape themselves into sandwiches. The green and white caps and aprons must have been secured for the break- fast with this future purpose in view. As really good service was required, why all they had to do was to dress a number of the girls in this uniform and post them as waitresses. . But it was found that their inclinations were not confined to the technical part of the affair alone, for the hostess acting at each table was a girl from the class. The president, Lucille Minges, had as guests at her table Mrs. Moss and Mr. and Mrs. Lee. There were thirty-five guests in all. -B. J. H. Page 50 fl QD CNDCWD CDG? Q SP 9 D 3 xfo, 67 -. jiluniur Glass SARAH DALE Henrietta, Texas President Junior Class, Vice-president Twelfth Night Club, Athletic Association, Y. NV. C. A. Sarah Dale 'wax cz perfect dear, Ami brought to everyone love a-ml good cheer. CARMEN YVILLIAMS Allerton, Iowa Vice-President Junior Class, Twelfth Night Club, Martha Washington So- ciety, Basket Ball, Athletic Association, Y. XV. C. A., Annual Staff. I 'm the most popular girl in Christian, And I go with the most popular man in the University. MARY' jesse 'FANDY Carrollton, Kentucky Secretary junior Class, Kentucky Club, Y. NV. C. A., Athletic Association, Twelfth Night Club, Martha NVashington Society. Begum, dull care! You and I shall never agree. IONA BELLE LYNN Ardmore, Oklahoma Twelfth Night Club, Martha Washing- ton Society, Y. VV. C. A., Basket Ball Team, Oklahoma Club, Treasurenjunioi' Class, Animal Staff, Student Council, Chorus. Quiet and all thai, but you can't get ahead of her. ALBERTS ANDREWS Higbee, Missouri Twelfth Night Club, Martha Washixlg- ton Society, Athletic Association, Y. VV. C. A., Missouri Club, Chorus. Short skirts, rouge and mascara, I can? use lhem, Oh, goodness no! Page 56 Euninr Qlilass CLARA BRAUN Lees Summit, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha Washing- ton Societyg Y. W. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciation, Missouri Club. With my very bold, badrway, I 'm afraid I 'll lead these girls astray. EDNA BROWN Ardmore, Oklahoma Twelfth Night Club, Athletic Associa- tiong Y. W. C. A. She radiales cheer wherever she goes. PEARL BURGESS Benton, Illinois Twelfth Night Club, Martha Washing- ton Society: Y. W. C. A.g Illinois Club: Associate Editor Annual. Pearl, like her name. is pure as can be, And is loved by all in old C. C. BERNICE CHRISTEN Corning, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha NVashing- ton Society: Y. W. C. A.g Basket Ball Team: Athletic Association, Phi Theta Kappag Vice-president Student Council, Missouri Club. The Council girl after my heart, In a meeting she never takes part. VIRGINIA CLARK ' Lees Summit, Missouri Twelfth Night Club, Martha Washing- ton Societyg Y. W. C. A.g Missouri Clubg Student Council. I 'rn a, Council mem-ber, I 'll have you know, And what I say around here goes. Page 57 1.l:I.l,,l1GE 1' Wmov. 11 Siunior Qllass SALLY BAGBY Mound City, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washing- ton Society: Athletic Association: Y. XY. C. A., Missouri Clubg Basket Ball Team. Third floor is as ga-ict as a mouse, Until Sally starts and 'wakes up the house. BETHEL BARRETT Frankfort, Kansas Twelfth Night Club, Martha Wiashing- ton Societyg Y. XV. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Secretary-Treasurer Kansas Clubg Phi Theta Kappag Student Council. She has friends, friends and friends by the score, But one peculiar thing is, size always 'wants more, JOSEPHINE BECKWORTH Chicago, Illinois Twelfth Night Clubg Martha W'ashing- ton Societyg Y. XV. C. A.g Athletic Asso- Ciationg Illinois Club. Life is a jest and all things show il, I thought so once and now I know it. ANNIE RUTH BOWLIN Muskogee, Oklahoma Twelfth Night Club: President Martha Washington Society: Y. VV. C. A.g Ath- letic Association: Oklahoma Club. All of the men just fall for me, But I can? help il, dan't you see? ALICE BRAUN Lees Summit, Nlissouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha XVashing- ton Societyg Y. XV. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Missouri Club. l'Vha! would History of Ed. 1-lass be without her? Page 58 CL G Zluniur Glass DORIS HARKEY Columbia, Missouri By her laugh ye shall know her. EL1zAB1z'1'H HARKLESS lllickliife, Kentucky Twelfth Yi ht Club' Martha vV'1Sl'lll1 - 4 , ' L g ton Society: giithletic Association: Vice president Kentucky Club. Sf1lflS from Kentucky, where they lzam' Fas! horses ami beautzful women. 'Ei.1z.xuETH HARRIS Columbia, Missouri Elizabeilz has gone Siark crazy. Rowisxn Hocus Springhill, Kansas Twelfth Night Clubg Martha VVashing- ton Society: Y. VV. C. A.g Kansas Club. A Illmuglz SIZL',.Y been with us for a year, Slzzfs slill slrong for Kansas E1.IzA1zETH HOWLAND . Little Rock, Arkansas Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Vllashing ton Society: Y. YV. C. A4 Athletic Asso ciationg Secretary-treasurer Arkansas Club. Il lmrfs 10 be saber. Douornx' HUDSON Carrollton, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Wlashing- ton Society: Y. WY C. A4 Athletic Asso- ciation: Missouri Club. A girl wilh a heart as big as can be Wim feeds every one from A lo T. Page 59 DL li. C1 Y 14 'Jr I 19 ow l l Zluniur Qilass JULIA MARIE COLE Independence, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha Wlashing- ton Socletyg Y. W'. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Missouri Club. She says whalever she thinks Whenever she thinks il. LUCILLE DOXVNING Salem, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha VVaslIirIg- ton Society: Y. XIV. C. A.: Athletic Asso- ciationg President Lucille Clubg Missouri Club. Lots of pep, and ginger, loo. Loyal to old gold and blue. CATHERINE FISHER Hannibal, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Xllashing- ton Societyg Y. W. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Missouri Club. Quile up lo dale she tried Zo be And had appendioitis, you see. ELIZA GAFFNEY Guthrie, Oklahoma Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Wlashing- ton Societyg Athletic Associationg Y. XV. C. A.g Oklahoma Club. Two in one-brains and common sense. JOSEPHINE HANLEY Sedalia, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Wlashing- ton Societyg Y. W. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Vice-president Missouri Club. To marry nr not lo marry -that was J o's question. Page 60 ifuniur Glass CLARA MALLEN Columbia, Missouri I t is rumored she is married. CI-IOWNINC MOORE A girl from Texas with a big heart. ROSALIA MORTON Smithville, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha Washing- ton Societyg Athletic Association: Mis- souri Club. To get fraternity pins it is jine, But what good can come of Iwo of a kind? Bass PACKARD Fort Smith, Arkansas Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washing- ton Societyg Y. W. C. A.: Athletic Asso- ciationg Arkansas Clubg Cheer Leader. I don? like these men up here, None of them fall for my smile of cheer. THELMA PENCE Sterling, Kansas Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washing- ton Societyg Y. W. C. A.g Junior Basket- Ball Captaing Annual Staffg Assistant Art Teacherg Athletic Association. She is a live coal in this fiery world. Page 61 L U Ll. lg L1 T' W' T D L' D W 31 Eluniur Qtlassu lVlARIE HUGHES Leavenworth, Kansas Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washing- ton-Societyg Y. VV. C. A., Athletic Asso- clationg Kansas Club. The chief enlertaivfer an second flour. RUTH HX'ATT Clovis, New Mexico Twelfth Night Clubg Y. W. C. A.g Texas Clubg Athletic Association. Art is her hobby. JEWELL JONES Siloam Springs, Arkansas Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Wfashing- ton Society, Y. W. C. A., Athletic Asso- ciation, President Arkansas Clubg As- sistant Home Economics. I 'm a diferent sort of girl, I have red, not auburn, curls. IVA MAE LEWELLEN Paris, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Wlashing- ton Society, Y. W. C. A., Athletic Asso- ciationg Missouri Clubg Student Council. She's very dark and little, And you can tell her by her giggle. MILDRED LOGSDEN Blackburn, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Vllashing- ton Society, Athletic Association, Missouri Clubg Student Council. How often did we hear NIim say, Girls, I d1Id'n'l hearfrom Earl lodayf' Pllfllf 62 COl-,l.liGl 15' r' -- 1 ituniur Glass' HELEN RIPPEY Lancaster, Missouri Twelfth Night Club, Martha lNashing- ton Societyg Athletic Associationg Mis- souri Clubg junior Eclitorg Phi Theta Kappa. She has a brother, a cousin, and a beau, Now what are her connections with the AQ. T. O's? ALLIE ROBERTSON Columbia, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washing- ton Society. Nature has copies which art cannot imitate. RUTH SALLEE Heavener, Oklahoma Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Washing- ton Societyg Athletic Associationg Okla- homa Club. A T heda Bora 'we have in school, But the fumziest thing is she keeps every rule. JANETTE SANDISON Moberly, Missouri Twelfth Night Club, Martha lfVashing- ton Societyg Y. VV. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Missouri Club. Quiet, shy and demure, Louduess she cannot endure. JAMES SCH WABE Columbia, Missouri Our one man in school, and it's whispered around That he's loved by all from third floor to the ground. Page 63 'W I D O W Eluniur Glass GLADYS POVVELL Odessa, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha XVashing- ton Societyg Y. VV. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Missouri Club. Gladys is one of the unusual kind, Although she says little she talks all the time. MARY PRADA Paris, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha NVashing- ton Society: Athletic Associationg Basket Bally Y. WV. C. A.g Missouri Club. A flirt by inclination but, alas! There is no one to practice her art upon. RUTH REA Carrollton, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha Vlfashing- ton Societyg Athletic Association: Y. XV. C. A.g Missouri Club: Phi Theta Kappag Annual Staff. She speaks but says nothing, What of it? VERA RANKIN Higbee, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Athletic Associa- tiong Y. VV. C. A.g Basket Ballg Missouri Club. She's a basket ball player That 'we Juniors are proud to have. EDYTHE GRACE REED Mexico, Missouri Yes, but it's Mexico, Missozcri. Page 64 Sluninr Qlllass I-IELEN VAN ARSDALL Harrodsburg, Kentucky Twelfth Night Clubg Martha Vilashing- ton Societyg Y. WV. C. A.g Athletic Asso- ciationg Kentucky Club. I like girls, of course, you know, Bul really I 'd like an occasional bean. EULA PENN WHEAT Kansas City, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Martha NVashing- ton Society: Athletic Associationg Mis- souri Clubg Chorus. Our Prima Donna gives ilzc men no home And when she zsn'l singing ix as .vlill as a mouse. FRANCES NVILLIAMS Bowling Green, Missouri Twelfth Night Club: Martha Washing- ton Societyg Athletic Associationg Mis- souri Club. A loyal Junior and a 7I1lglIf:Vfl11E girl. l.UCl'l.LE NVIMER Vllellington, Kansas Twelfth Night Club: Martha NVashing- ton Societyg Athletic Associationg Y. VV. C. A.g Kansas Clubg Lucille Club. She gels all lhe Sunday specials. NAOMI Woons Madison, Missouri Twelfth Night Clubg Y. W1 C. A.g Basket Ballg Athletic Associationg Mis- souri Club. Someone said P'inkie was quiet- Tlmy don'l know lzer. P11116 6 5 1 xx IDOVV 31 Eluniur Qlilass RUTH SHORT Sedalia, Missouri Twelfth Night Club, Martha Xilashing- ton Society, Athletic Association, Y. XV. C. A., Missouri Club. Her name 'is deceiving, She's not short at all. VERA SIMMONS Abilene, Kansas Twelith Night Club, Martha NVashing- ton SOCletyQ Athletic Association, Basket Ball, Y. XV. C. A., Kansas Club. Another one of Kansas' loyal supporters. DOROTHY SLACK Ardmore, Oklahoma Shay could excel all 'ia the use of flat- lery. DOROTHY STEPHENS Newport, Arkansas Twelfth Night Club, Martha Washing- ton Socicty, Athletic Association, Y. NV. C. A., Arkansas Club, Phi Theta Kappa. None of 'us doubt she's a mind of her own, But why does she assume that aggressive tone? VELMA TIBBETTS Mineral Wells, Texas Twelfth Night Club, Martha VVashing- ton Society, Y. W. C. A., Athletic Asso- ciation, Kansas Club. Everyone loves Peggy, They just can't help il. PageQ66 A .-'gf iff - . .Q ,.f,f-1-,yw LK' 44.5, f, 'A' ,QM L 1 1 -ef-4-A--:4-ee: Page 67 :,, 'Al Euninr lass Jllollo- I seek to know and enjoy at once. Flower-American Beauty Rose. Colors-Red and Cream SPOMSOI'-NIRS. Rose L. LISENBY Qlllass gangs Tune-A'Ballle Hymn of the Republic. Oh, the juniors are the glory and the pride of old C. C. For we love our Alma Mater and we stand for loyalty. Other classes in the future of our record proud will be, Our fume goes marching on. Chorus XVe're the six and fifty juniors, We're the thrifty, nifty Juniors, VVe're the witty, gritty juniors, Our fame goes marching on. When our college days are ended and we muse o'er days of old, Tho we cheer again in fancy dear old C. C.'s blue and gold, Red and cream our junior colors ever fast our hearts will hold, As our fame goes marching on. l liked to be a High School girl, Um! and a little bit moreg I liked to be a college girl, Um! and a little bit more. I'n1 proud to be a Junior girl, And now I want no more, Cause I've got all that's comin' to me- Um! and a little bit, Um! and a little bit, Um! and a little bit more. The Seniors wrote an Um Hum song, Um! and a little bit more: The High School wrote an Um H um song, Um! and a little bit more. The Juniors want no Um Hum song That makes the girls so sore, Cause they've got all that's coming to them Um! and a little bit, Um! and a little hit, Um! and Zl little bit more. Tune- I Never Knew. I never knew that there could be such a class As the juniors of C. C. I COlllCll'lit realize, it was some surprise XX'hat this peppy class could do. They're the hunch, I've a hunch They get hy with everything they try to do. I never knew they could make All the Seniors hump like they have had to do. 1922 QErttertaim:4 HE JUNIORS held their annual dinner party in the college dining room the night of December 4. The tables, arranged in the form of a large HJ, were set for sixty-one. The line of junior girls marching into the dining room was headed by Sarah Dale, president of the class, and Dean Rose L. Lisenby, class sponsor, followed by Carmen Williams, vice-president, and President Edgar D. Lee. The other faculty guests were Misses Maidie Lee VValker and Lucy Laws. The class colors, red and white, were carried out in the decorations by red American Beauty roses in crystal vases in the center of the table and red candles in crystal Candlesticks at each place. Class songs were sung and toasts were given by Sarah Dale, Carmen Wil- liams, Bethel Barrett, Edna Brown and Helen Rippey. Pflgt' G8 Page 69 Zluniur Uluasts Qin 491173 :lfanultp Wouldn't the world be nice to live in, Cheery through and through, If every one were just as kind As folks like you? 'Course we can't get all we aim for Every day, 'tis trueg But there's one thing never fails us- It's folk like you. Mighty sure when We embark for Shores beyond our view, We shall find that heaven is only Folks like you-our Faculty. -Edna Brown. Ulu Qbur Sponsor To one whose smile dwells a little longer, XK'ho makes Junior ties a trifle strongerq I wish to pledge-Our Sponsor. She makes the sun shine a little brighter, Makes our trials seem a trifle lighter, Draws the Junior band a Wee bit tighter- I wish to pledge-Our Sponsor. To one with whom we share our sorrow, Vlfho turns our thoughts to a brighter morrow, I wish to pledge Our Sponsor. She makes the word Sponsor mean all that it should, Makes the Junior girls all long to be good. I wish to pledge Our Sponsor. VVC came to her while still in the making, Sometimes our hearts with home thoughts breaking. I wish to pledge Our Sponsor. She's wise in council, in judgment true, Gracious in manner, ready to help, too. The high ideal of each Junior lass, Mrs. Lisenby, I pledge to you. -Carmen Williams Qin the Eiuniuts In the land of Old Missouri, Vlfithin the walls of Christian College, Dwells a goodly group of maidens, Dwells the comely class of juniors. First of all this festal evening, junior Class, I rise to toast you! Yours the kindly thought that brought us Here to feast and toast together, Here with guests we love to honor, Here where fun and friendship mingle. In our book of recollection Wie shall always hold this evening, Ne'er forget the dear girl faces, Ne'er forget the sweet girl voices, All inscribed in pictures golden, lfVith heart memories the dearest. Toast us then the merry Juniors! Toast in love and kindly laughter! May our lofty expectations Lead us on to high fruition, Lead us to the land of service. May the merry heart go with us, Turning sadness into sunshine, Making burdens light with laughter. So to you, the first, dear classmates- Proud that I, too, am a junior- This, my loving toast, I offer. -Sara Dale I Page ro Page 71 Ulu jllilt. amh mrs. lies Here's to our General, President Lee, The best of good fellows and Presidents, he. He has time to listen whenever you're blue And the will to adjust your troubles, too. He likes you a sweetheart to have and to see, If the time that you do so is agreed on by he, To dance, it is great, with a boy, it is bliss, Gur president even understands this. So to girls he's a dear, and their hearts will he hold, And love him they will till he's surly and old. His wife can't object for we more than believe That much of our joy is evolved in her sleeve. So here's to our General, President Lee, And his wife, who's as good but not better than he. -Helen Rippey 'Glu the Qeninrs Here's to the bunch That gives us the hunch For studies, for pastime, for fun, They are jolly and sweet And can hardly be beat, These Seniors of twenty-one. They have standards and knowledge That credit our College, And failure's a joke, so they say, Are there tasks to be done? They'll stick till they'Ve won, These Seniors who lead us today. At parties and teas They're noted for ease- The fame of their grace is spread wide, Each at games is a shark! Oh, may we reach the mark, Dear Seniors, with you as our guide. Bethel Barrett Special Qrahuates Jlffotto- In the bright dictionary of youth there is no such Word as Acan't' Colors-Brown and Gold S ponsor-M Iss TRAPPE MILDRED SHOFENER President Post-Graduate in Expression Graduate in Piano Miwls MOULTON Vice-President Graduate in Expression NIARGARET BROXVN S ecrelary- Treasurer Graduate in Expression MARY I-IATTON Post-Graduate in Expression LEXIE MARI,IN Graduate in Expression BETTY JANE HUGHES Graduate in Expression HELEN HOWARD Post-Graduate in Piano CARMEN W1LL1AMs Graduate in Expression ANNE L1GoN Post-Graduate in Expression PAYE DABNEY Graduate in Piano Page 72 v 1 1 l I Page 73 5 I Spatial cbrahuates LUCILLE Bovr Graduate in Expression JOSEPI-IINIE BECKWORTH Graduate in Expression IVIARY GILBERT Graduate in Expression IOSEPHINE TIIRELKELD Graduate in Piano EULA PENN XNHEAT Graduate in Voice MAUDE MERRILL Graduate in Expression CHOVVNING MOORE Graduate in Expression MARSENA JOHNSON Graduate in Expression LOU ANNA I-IALE Graduate in Expression WILLIE CREXYS Graduate in Expression IVIARJORIE THOMAS Graduate in Piano MRS. D, A. GLICKMAN Graduate in Piano FLOSSIE BELLE MCDONNELI, Graduate in Voice Pnyr' 7.9 Pane T5 nllegz Svpecials LOUISE ARBOGAST LUCILLE Box r Fort Smith, Ark. Poplar Blujf, lilo. A long, tall, brown-skinned Please suggest some method gal. by which I can keep my MARJORIE BRANDENBURG Frankfort, Kan. Oh! I believe I'm oinv to H have a Fit! B CORA CATHERINE EVANS Carrollton, Ky. Always looking for the little green wagon in the west. Saturday night dates straight. MARGARET BROWN Warrevvzsburg, JVIO. She hath a way of expressing herself . FAYE DABNEY Granbury, Tex. An all-around good sport. ELIJORA BUNNENBUIIG PViclz1Ita Falls, Tex, Seven specials-all on 21 day morning. Sun- LUCILLE DYER Bowling Green, Mo. She wears a Phi Psi pin. MAIZEL GILBERT RUTH FLYNN Columbia, Mo. Columbia, 1110. An example of boisterous- The young lady across the ness. Way. FRANCES NIILLER V ' Johnson City, Tenn. A quietness of nature. Pagv 76 K 2 Page 77 V tl Tw 1 5 ' :allege Spenzials ZELMA GRANT GARNETT GROW Augusta., Kan. Queen City, NIO. Wlhere Teenie leads me I Each day she grows more will follow GER'1'Rl'DE Hmmox Kevil, Ky. Absent though present. NADINE l-lo1.MAN Jif1'01Il'fIj', AUD. Wlas mother the one who persuaded her to stay at home the second semester? Lexie-like. RUTH HALL Claremore, Okla. She comes from the land where the oil flows freely. RUTH HORNING Palastine, Ill. Practical and efficient. HELEN PIOLMAN llfloberly, 1110. None knew her her. HELEN I'lOWARD A urora, Ala. Ask the man who NIARSENA jon-1NsoN EFFIE KRAUsE Illexico, JMU. Crocker, Ilffu. The hairs of her head are It's permissible to kiss a numbered. man good-night in the drawing room - if he's your roommates brother. l-IELEN SNVAN Johnson City, Tenn. She speaks, behaves and acts just as she should. but to love owns one. Prim' 'FS 0 CUI-LlfQLjI XYIDOAW Page 79 ullege Specials LUCILLE NICCLURE PEGGY O'CoNNEL,i. Eldorado, Kan. Independence, Kan. A hope chest is more ncccs- Faith, an' ye can't get ahead sary than an education. o' the Irish. NAOLA PATTERSON Erie, Kan. If we were all like Naola the council would lead an easy life. JOSEPHINE THRELKELD Parkzville, llflo. Get me Z1 date with il Beta. ESTHER NIM' Ross Coll-ins, Illa. A musician or a chaperone, which? PAULINE XVALDEN llflaberly, IVIO. There are greater attractions in lVlolJerly than in C0- lumbiu. NlILDRED SHOFFNER Bolivar, Mo. Always the same. NIARGARET LEE XVEST Guthrie, Okla. Dcmure and innocent. GLADYS SANFORD PHYLLIS VANCE Palmyra, lilo. Parsovzs, Kan. The personification of neat- Loved by one-and all. ness, BARBARA SLACK .f1r1lmore, Okla. Often tried but never con- vict ed . Page 80 R Y Page S1 ROOM COMMUNITY CLUB Page 82 ff JCE 63953639 -11 ' IBEATRICE ADKINS. Blockton, I own, Little Nugget ol' Knowl- edge. MALIIENE COLLINS ' lfVelli1zgto11, Kan. Missed Doncrruv FRENCH Lake Arthur, La. Secretary-Treasurer No M2m's Land. linism HARRIS Iluzen, Ark. XVit and 'Wisclomf' PEARL PACKARD Clzfzpman, 'Kam The Master of Man. Zlcahemp 5.-veniurs INEZ BELT E-zgfala, Okla. Cupirl's Desire. PAULINE DOl'HEIDE C ol um bia, llflo. President The Perfect Gentleman. TVIARY GILBERT Amarillo, Tex. Vice-President Star of Texas. ELIZABETH JOHNSON Plalle Oily, Ala. How to Build a Mental Power. RUTH ICLOSTERMEIER Alzflzisou, Kan. The Road to Love. NIARGARET SKILLMAN Dallas, Tex. XVlIite Shoulders. XYINIFRED BROWN Oklahoma Cily, Olela. The Eyes of the XVorlcl. HELEN FREE1' Fairfax, Mb. Buried Treasure. I-L-IZEL CZIBSON ill-ZlSk0g6'f', Okla. The Seller. NORINE NESMITII Kellogg, Iowa. A Dictionary. XVILMA CoUR'rxEY Izmla, Olela. The End ol the Rainbow. Page 84 Page 85 C'I-IARNIEILIE ALLEN Bevzfou, Mo. XVho Goes Tl1erc. M Am' F RANGES H A xv K Olelalzomu- Cfly, Olalu, Light Shining Out of Dark- n0Ss. Mrxlzcs.-xRE'1' NELSON Dz'm'z'r, Colo. Peg 'O My Heart. Ioxlz SI-1Rou'r Palmer, III. 'AKu0wu in Vain. Qcahemp Zuniurs DOROTHY C015 I Springfield, Ill. The Tvmpestf' CLEO JONES Kingston, Olclu. The Quarry. M,xRu,xRET PAx'N'1'12R LIITUIUYZ Okla. Tho Dancin' Fool. :XGXISS SLA'r1'1fN Jamesporl, JIU. UA Daughter of the Land. IN-IAUIHNE XVILLIS C zz 71 1111 'id-11 , Tex. Forbidden Fruit. IIIQLEN FRENCH Lake A rllmr, Lrz. Dr::an1s. :XLLIE IIAE Lo1'm2xnAcK Columbia, lilo. Tho Music Master. Mxuuox Roalslrrs Cnlmrzbiu, Alu. Love's Labor Lost. M.'xm' IQATHERINE Wmzlalzx Kansas City, AIU. Little Sparks of Laughter. Pmgz' 86 Pflgl' 87' ELIZABETH BURLINQIAME Forislell, Ilifo. A Friend of Caesar. JERETTA Hoops Crocker, Ivfo. The Complete Angel. HELEN SCI-IXVABE Coluvnlriu, Jlflo. The NVays of the XVinrl. VIRGINIA WELLS New Hargbrd, Ilia. 2U,U00 Leagues Under the Sea. EEEIE CAMPBELL Nebroxka, Okla. The Gold Bug. Zlcahzmp Snpbumnres PIIoEEE CTRACE COE Spri1z.gjie1a', Ill. The Sister. VIRGINIA NTAYFIELD Ollerzrille, 1110. The Blessed Damoself' ANNABELLE SIMIIIS Hazen, Ark. L'The XVarbler. VAN ETNA XVELMAN Benton, Illo. Stop! Look! Listen! AVA COURTNEY Inola, Okla. A Simple Child. Rosrz Es'rABRooK Kellogg, Iowa. Comrade, HELEN IQOBNETT Stephens, 1110. One, Two and Three RUTH TILLEY Plato, Mo. The Bloomin' Angel ANNA SARI-INGTOX I1fIcBa1Tne, Ala. Wild Tulip. SUSAN Cooxs Columbia, Illo. The Shining Light. lVliARY LOUISE SI-IARRE FRANCES XVILSON Sl. Louis, Jllo. Tulsa, Okla. Youth and Age. You Bet. Pam S8 I Page S9 Zlnahemp Jfresljmen ELLEN JANE Fxoiux -IESSIE GR.x11.xx1 Columbia, 1110. Emfd, Oklrz. The Songstcrf' The Celebrity, iX'lAL'Dl5 IRENE Guuxm' ,Mor1'is011zviI1c, I 11. H.-X11 Olll-l'.2lSl1lOI10Kl Girl. IQANIONA LOUDIQNBACIQ C01'I1H'lI1'ftl , ilffo. Blow-','1'l1oL1 XYlI1tCl',S lVincl! I-UCIL1.1s QUINN Sldrley, Ill. The Man Hater. LlRI1iL Ifllxw Beulorz, JIU. Bobl3ecl Hair. GLAm's lX lCCffLLOL?Gl'I V lwiizzmi, Oklai. White Spatsf' SMQA11 ELLEN 'FOXVNSEND El Reno, Okla. H.lI1IlOCCf1CC.H AGNES fl.-XR'l'l,l2Y Nebo, AIU. A Pair of Blue Eyes, 1lAR'x' M1112 Indfpevzilmlfv, Llfo. FrcckleS. ANNE XYELLS New Haryord, Mfo. The Flirt. Page' 90 Page 91 EULAI-I BALLARD Trinchcrrz, Colo. The Hour Glass. AVA NIITCHELL I V6ll1ilZgl0H-, Kan. The Little XVzu'ri0r. Zlnahemp Svpecials XFIOLA BRACKETT RUEL NIAXSFIELD Trinclzera, Colo. The Choir Invisible. Farwell, Tex. Not Like Other Girls. LUCILLE IQICHARDSON Tifirqfield, Kan. Hark! Hark! the Lark! PAULINE PHILLIPS Poplar Bluff, MII. The Vampire. MARY E1.xzA1a12'1'H BAKER CARRIE B. SH.-XVER Oklalzoma City, Okla. Plzzltsburg, AIU. A Dirge for Men. A Damsel in Distress. Pugr- 92 Page 93 C F, 1, j fl :fp X The reputation of Christian College girls as entertainers is Well recognized by the townspeople of Columbia, and they are often called upon to furnish clever stunts and impromptu songs for various occasions. Above is the group who sang at the Pershing-Crowder Banquet at the Boone Tavern. Page 94 S ,7 'E QQ f 'fl ff my Page 9:3 015132 ilaalluhazen arty Dear Mother: Last night we had our I-Iallowe'en masquerade dance which I have written about before. I am a good example of the morning after the night before, as I wore myself out having a good time. I went as a demure colonial lady, and so surprised myself that I acted real dignified and lady-like for the Hrst two or three dances. But after that my long skirt got in my way, and we had a general mix up. The gym was so cleverly decorated that I was almost deceived into be- lieving it to be a forest. Every one, from the Snow Queen, the Gypsy and Chorus Girl to the Wild Man from Borneo, was present. We enthusiastically began the evening's fun by a grand march, which gave the appearance of an army of living models marching out of a costumer's. During the evening, between dances, we were entertained by the talented ones of this C. C. family. A song or two, a bit of vaudeville and several artistic dances added variety to the frolic. However, the part which entertained me the most was the refreshments, which hit the right spot, so to speak. No, mother, even if I have been this long in boarding school, my troublesome appetite has grown worse instead of tending toward the better, as we had hoped. I was given a pleasant surprise, I had two cups of cider, which certainly did taste good. But, mother, between you and me, it did not begin to compare with our delicious Arkansas cider, but wouldn't it be a joke on me if it was made out of Arkansas apples? Several prizes were given for the cleverest, prettiest and most original costumes. Well, in spite of the fact that my skirt and I had a little trouble, I had a G-O-O-D time, and that 6:30 bell in the morning rang all too soon to suit me. Good night, mother dear, -Bess Packard. Page 96 Page CEE. QI. Qllampfirz LAST that dreaded Campfire day had come! Long before Q' QA time to start I had fully decided to be bored all of the time. 2 I knew so few of the new girls, and, of course, the old ones would ignore me. In vain I tried to detect some small ache or pain, that I might be excused: but when I found that there was no chance at all I stubbornly shut myself up in my own room to wait for the bell. When the hell rang I went to the campus and was surprisingly greeted by an adorable girl who said, HI-Iave you anyone to walk with? Please come with me. Did someone really want to go with me? I could hardly imagine such a thing in Christian. Soon we were talking as if we had always known each other. Another group of girls had joined us, and we were having such a good time that I almost forgot to be bored. How surprised I was when some of the girls began talking about their college experiences of last year. Was it possible that my companions were old girls? Why, really, I liked them. In fact, so congenial were they that I could not have been bored if I would. I never had liked to play ball before, but now it seemed so different, and I really liked it. And those cute snapshots we took are now occupying a most important part in my memory book. It seemed no time untill we lined up to eat, and I was never so hungry in my life. Baked beans and gingerbread were just the things I wanted. How could any one have guessed so Well what I liked? And strangely enough, it seemed that every one else was just as pleased as I. ' VVhen we had eaten all we possibly could we gathered around the campfire to sing our college songs. The afternoon had been such a pleasant one that we all just felt like singing, regardless of whether we could carry a tune or not. Of course, like all good times, it ended much too early. As I joined the long line of girls that snake-danced homeward, how differently did everything seem than it had when I had started. The old girls were now my friends and Christian was my own Alma Mater. So this is my message to you, the new girls of Old C. C.: Never plan to be bored on our campfire, for Christian's plans are quite dif- ferent, and yours will surely be broken. . -Helen Rippey. 97 5 BOUT three o'clock one beautiful day We had a Grant from f5ii ,'lP.'i1 Lisenby to take a hike to the lflfoods. We raised a Howland marched through the Hall to the Green grass around the lflfells, Where we all enjoyed a drink. Then we proceeded on our way, some with Hallon and some with hat off. Some caught a ride, but we decided to Tflfalker. We camped in a Mfanqyield where some Skillman started a game of baseball. Others explored a log cabin. Soon we heard a Campbell, and we said, Harkless we miss our lunch. VVe descended a hill to the Underwood, where we formed a line and received a plate of buns, weinies, pickles, gingerbread, Cheese, beans, potato chips and hot coffee. After this was gone we yelled Gibson Moore l We then gathered around a bonfire and sang Christen songs. About eight-thirty a Wisemavz started us toward the Townsend. We ended up by doing a snake dance home. Our feet gave us much Payne, but nevertheless it was a pleasant event never to be forgotten. -Josephine Threlkeld. Page 98 Page 99 Eiga Jfirst 0913211 ilauuse .all the rest? Vlfell, maybe so, but to a new set of girls about to meet a new set of 111611 it was quite Q -' fV,, the most novel thing on earth. Besides, hadn't there been enough allusions to the mysterious open house all fall to stimulate a mild excitement at least? VVhy, no sooner had the new girls got off the train and been ushered to their rooms by experienced, awe-inspiring old girls, had taken off their hats and sat down on their trunks, than the first question they asked was VVhen do the rules go on, and the next, Are we allowed to have men to our parties? So when Mrs. Hertig announced the election of Twelfth Night Officers, we straightway began to collect pennants, rugs, party dresses, money, cushions and names of men, and proceededgto pave the way for a night of punch and conversa- tion in the gym. After a few dozen dining room announcements, trips to town and 'pressing room, shampoos, and omissions of dessert, there followed an hour of frantic preparationg after which the girls emerged from their rooms as completely and bewilderingly transformed as was the gym. To go into details as to what transpired after the hour of eight o'clock would be impossible. Every one possibly had a different experience. The outstanding impressions held in common by all was: a long receiving line, a hum of conver- sation, a twisting flight of balcony steps, several hundred rainbow shades, a punch bowl, a dozen feather fans and a growing dread of ten o'clock-all this permeated with black coats of men and strains of orchestra music. The result of these above impressions-an eighteen-inch long list of phone calls the following Thursday. -B . J. H. , W ,ii 013132 jililartba washington iBartp UR second Open House on George's birthday was celebrated in the 1 usual way, which is always new and welcome, too-decorations of hatchets and red, white and blue, and an orchestra hid in a ribbony cage tempting you in jazz to engage, and men and punch, and receiving line, rand girls with faces and dresses divine, and I got to thinking as I watched them there, how these modern parties with the old would compare, when for the Martha VVashington Party they'd fix, along in the days of '56. Then they wore hoop skirts and powdered hair and sat about primly here and thereg the girls this year-well, they didn't wear hoops, but that didn't interfere any with looks: and then, did they talk about handing a line? and would they have considered jazz music sublime? And the men-I suppose they were from M. U.-all had mustaches, maybe whiskers, too. That was before they had electric lights, wonder how they made lamps wink at nights? And when it was over and the time grew late, what word did they use instead of date? Did they resort to letters alone when they didn't have a telephone? One thing is certain as certain can be, its one of the traditions at C. C., and I'm willing to wager that then as now girls were both thrilled and bored at Open House, and in years to come, when we note C. C.'s fame, we'll find that Open House is always the same. -B. J. H. Page 100 Last springs May Pageant with Mary Hatton as May Queen, Esther Brodie as Goddess of the Seasons, and all the college girls representing the Seasons. was one of the most attractive ever witnessed in Christian. Miss Martin composed a number of the songs which were put to music by Miss Vlfilson. Mrs. Hertig had the supervision. 5 aa at Page 1 01 5 Christian College was truly a scene of the old colony days of Plymouth last Thanksgiving time when every girl in school took part in commemorating the three-hundredth anniversary of the landing of the Pilgrims. The Very air breathed of Indians, witches, muskets, broad hats and prayer books. PCLUC 102 Of course, the Tuesday Club knew it could rely on Mrs. Hertig when it asked her to get up something really good in a very short time. So no one was disappointed when at 3 o'clock the auditorium was filled to witness the series of living pictures taken from famous paintings. Page 10.2 ififfi fi IW X MVJ.. -1 ev The first scene opened with the singing of America the Beautiful by a procession of college girls. The pictures represented were: The Landing of the Pilgrims, The Return of the lVIayHower, The Treaty With Massoitf' Pilgrims Going to Church, scenes from The Courtship of Miles Standish, and from Hawthorne's account of the persecutions of the Quakers, Stories of Witches, Endicott and Merrymountf' Betsy Sewall and the Pine Tree Shilling, Governor Bradford Defies the Narragansettsf' Priscilla and john Alden, A Revolutionary Tea. The singing of Columbia, My Country, by the Sextette closed the program. Page 104 QE Qilgetnmes the if-Blntber uf Six war Qbrpbans w'HRlSTliAN girls more than did their bit during the war, and PJ' Q . . . - BW 'ii this Vear the beat the world record for drives by adopting fxufsagda . ' y . . Q59 six homeless war orphans. It is not often that so 'many children are adopted at one time, but you see it came about ingthis way. Mr. Haushalter, pastor of the Christian Church in Columbia, is always a welcome guest at the college. One evening he dropped in to dine with President Lee, and the word was passed around that he wanted to talk to the girls a few minutes in the chapel after dinner. Vlfhen he stepped upon the platform he was greeted with one of t.he favorite college yells, How do you do, Mr. Haushalter, how do you do: is there anything that we can do for you, rah! rah! He replied that he was happy to find us in a generous frame of mind, for he had come to ask us to adopt a war orphan. Vife talked it over and decided that one child in a family of so many girls would be spoiled, and the 'result was that before the meeting was over we had adopted six children. Our orphans were distributed among the various classes. The Seniors and juniors each took a boy. The Specials took one. The High School took both a girl and a boy. The faculty, not to be out- done, promised the support of one child, regardless of sex, but stipulated that said child must be studious and obey the ten commandments. The High School was the first f'bunch to raise the necessary funds. Miss Hazel Dopheide, Chautauqua reader and sister of a C. C. girl, came down from St. Louis and gave a program in the college auditorium. The proceeds were sufhcient to support two children, and helped the specials come in for a share. Their fund was hnished out by selling eats and by several donations. The Senior and Junior fund was raised by the annual vaudeville, the faculty fund by personal contribution, and by April Sth 35360 had been turned over to the Christian Church as our share in the Near East Relief Fund. I age 105 Ulibe bauhehille HIS YEAR'S vaudeville, which was enjoyed by a large audience, was considered the best of the many successful vaudevilles given heretofore. The program was introduced by a Red Cap Chorus, which drew immediate eager interest in an act entitled f'We Arrive at Christian. A ball room scene followed, in which solos were sung by Lucille Dyer and Eula Penn Wlleat. Fraternity songs were cleverly presented by girls representing fraternity men. A sketch by Rowena Hogue, Mary Katherine Warreli and Mar- garet Edwards was a decided success, as was the act of Pauline Dop- heide and Eula Penn VVheat. A humorous act, Eva Fake and Ida Ceiver, demonstrated the wonders of spiritualism. Many facts were thus rnade known concerning different fraternities and sororities. An attractive feature was a butterHy dance by Miss Florence Maybury. Quaint old-fashioned dresses, demure little bonnets and dainty pantalets made the Alice Blue Gown one of the most attractive numbers. Bubble Land , sung by Ellen Jane Froman, was much enjoyed, as was also the fact of Viola Brackett and Lucille Dyer. The main feature of the evening and the one showing most origi- nality and cleverness was a series of acts characteristic of the different states represented at Christian College. A prize of a five-pound box of candy was awarded Kentucky for having the most characteristic stunt, with Kansas second and Texas third. Kentucky's scene was a group of colonial' dames enjoying the song and dance of a group of negroes. L' . Frorn the proceeds money was sent to the Near East Relief Fund for the support of 'two orphans. The remainder was added to the school activity fund. Mrs. Hertig not only directed the vaudeville, but wrote a number of the acts and songs. She was assisted by Miss Trappe, Miss Potts and Miss Maybury. Page 106 ?!- QGQSQCSZQ? EC S ff W OL PO W I M M I NG 'U P Q m PQ Q on S L t, I in H- A HELEN I3Al,1,A1zn ANNE L1GoN PEG O'CoNNELL Qtijlttitii The great love in the hearts of Christian College girls for outdoor life and physical activity has made their interest in athletics soar to a great height. The ofhcers of the Athletic Association for 1920-21 were Helen Ballard, President: Anne Ligon, Vice-Presidentg Pegs O'Connell, Sec- retary-Treasurer. Page 109 Page 110 Page 111 UCI-I enthusiasm has been exhibited for basket ball j S this year. The Hrst inter-class combat was between Q-1, j the juniors and Seniors. Owing to the preparation that had been made the teams were in good condition, al- though neither class gave out any pre-assertions of victory. When the spectators assembled in the balcony of the gym- nasium the Seniors and sympathizers were collected on one side and the juniors and pro-juniors on the other. The green and white of the Seniors and the red and cream of the Juniors were prominently displayed. That the teams were equally matched was evidentg the scores climbed side by side. At the end of the first half it stood 8-7, with the juniors in the lead. During the second half the fight seemed even more equal. Until the last thirty seconds of the game the score was 11-12 still in favor of the Juniors. Then came the climax-a Senior forward pitched a goal which spelled victory for them. The final score was 13-12. Every member of the C. C. family who saw the, game pronounced it the most exciting one of its kind ever witnessed by them. Senior line-up: Helen Ballard and Alleine Marshall, centers, Nadine Wisemaii CCaptainj and Sara Roberts, for- wards, Anne Ligon and La Vesta Davis, guards. Junior line-up: Iona Belle Lynn and Carmen Williams, centers, Bernice Christen and Vera Rankin, forwards: Thelma Pence CCaptainj and Naomi Vlfoods, guards. Page 1 12 Page 1 IJ LONG toward spring, when basket ball and baseball get QQ! fin to be too strenuous sports for us to engage in, when the tennis courts aren't ready, and when we have learned to march and climb ladders and dance-then we give a public dernonstration of our physical training abilities. To Miss Maybury may be given the credit for our success- ful exhibition this year, the program of which was as follows: Marching-Vllednesday and Friday Class. Swedish Gymnastics. Corncracker Dance-Playground Girls. Spanish Dance-Dyer and Phillips. Indian Club Drill. Swedish Ladder and Rings. Hungarian Scardas-Richardson and O'Connell. Corrective W'orkfPlayground Girls. Triolian Trio. Relay Race. Sunny llflazurka. L 53 le, i,. ills? ll A 19 WID-Ura' ll A If there is one thing more than another about the college a Christian girl is proud of and always shows to visitors the first thing, it is the Natatorium. Now and then you will find a college girl who doesn't like to play basket ball, tennis, to hike, or take gymg but you seldom find one who doesn't like to go in the pool, even if it is only to cling to the sides and watch the more adventurous dive off the board. But of course she wants to know how to swim and dive before she goes home, so she soon learns, especially when swimming contests in the spring are offered as an inducement. THE NATATORIUM Page 114 ZTKM R all wi' gm Qm A1 G07 an QB1fgani5atiun5 Qglilhl, junior colleges. With Edna Gentry as president, EDNA GENTRY FRANCES PRIVETT PAULINE Dom-IEIDE . E. QE. Q. .Q,f,.y52,? HE Y. W. C. A. was organized this year under the si: 2 ,.'34 . . . . d11'CCtlOl1 of MISS Ehzabeth Lawson, secretary for . ff 7 Frances Privett as vice-president and Pauline Dopheide as secretary-treasurer, the Y has had a Successful year. The Sunday evening meetings have been full of interest and ,unusually well attended, The first social attraction of the year given by the Y was the informal party in the auditorium during the first week of school. Stunts were performed by the old girls .and ice-cream cones refreshed the strangers. Page 1 1 6 Page 1 17 One very pleasant social function was. the reception given by the Y. VV. C. A. Cabinet members to the C. C. faculty and out-of-town friends. The domestic science de- partment furnished dainty refreshments of salad, sandwiches and hot chocolate, While decorations of cut flowers were sent by the Columbia florists. Various interesting programs throughout the year have been: That Something, a story hour conducted by Anne Ligon. A Christmas Program by pupils of the Expression De- partment, A Heart to Heart Talk Wfith Girls, by Mrs. Abner jones, head of the Home Economics Department. t'Discussion of Campus Morals, led by Frances Privett. CULl1,lp L1 i. A9 TVTUQXKV 3f YY . :- ALLEINE MARSHALL SARA DALE SARA ROBERTS Ultnelftij jliigijt Clllluh HE OFFICERS of the Twelfth Night Club for 1920-21 were: Alleine Marshall, President, Mildred Shoff- ner, Vice-Presidentg Sara Dale, Secretary, and Sara Roberts, Treasurer. . The Twelfth Night Club came into existence seven years ago, with the disappearance of sorprities at Christian College. Named after Shakespeare's play, its function is obvious, and it successfully fills the place of sororities in providing formal social affairs. Its most important work is introducing new girls into the social life of the school and Columbia. Being democratic in nature, it includes and exacts no dues from any girl, providing she meets the one requirement--co-operating with true college spirit toward making a success of the task of crowding twelve nights of revelry into one. Page 118 Page 1 19 -wr' f--Nr, 4. Oil incl in 1 G 31' I 1 as 3 tt ANNE RUTH BOWLIN LEE XVEST FRANCES PRIVETT jliilartba washington Sntietp OFFICERS of the Martha Washington Society for 1920 were: Anne Ruth Bowlin, Presidentg Lee .ky U - Q retary-Treasurer. VVest Vice President, and Frances Privett, Sec- The Martha Washington Society was organized in Chris- tian College in 1856. It was organized as a literary and a musical society. Once a year its members-at that time only juniors and Seniors-held open house for the men of the university. The day chosen for this annualg event was February 22d, on George VVashington's birthday. At the reception the girls dressed in the costume characteristic of the days of Martha Washington, with powdered hair and hoop skirts. This society is one of the very oldest traditions of Christian College, holding this year its Sixty-fifth Annual Open House. This is the third generation of the society, the grandmothers of the present members having been among its first members. . The society has changed in some respects, the member- ship now including all students in Christian, but the name and custom of Annual Open House have remained stable through the years. bi Theta appa A Scholarship Sorority for junior Colleges J B 1918 ill the Junior colleges in the State ol Missouri ?6,Q T Z p. .4 t WN ' having scholarship societies organized these into one ,S honor sorority, the Phi Theta Kappa. This organi- zation was incorporated in 1919, and corresponds to the Phi Beta Kappa Society of the four-year colleges and universities. Christian College is a charter member of this new organi- zation and is known as the Gamma Chapter. For the Hrst two years the Grand Council was held in Columbia: this year it met at Hardin College at Mexico, where officers were elected for the following year and dif- ferent problems discussed. Several amendments were made to the Constitution and the time of meeting was changed. Our delegates this year were Dorothy johnson and llflarjorie Rollings. The Convention will be held next year at Lindenwood College, St. Charles, lVIo. I7Il1lI' 1.20 Pam' 121 bi Zlibeta iiiappa Colors-Green and Wihite Flower-lfVl1ile Rose DEAN ROSE L. IAISENBY .... Sponsor OFFICERS lvl.-XRJORIE IQOLLINGS ..... President DOROTHY JOHNSON . Vice-President CECIL UNDERWOOD . . Secretary BETTY JANE HUGHES . Treasm'e1' CHAPTER ROLL MYXRJORIE ROLLINGS, '21 La Center, Kentucky DOROTHX' JOHNSON, '21 Platte City, Missouri BETTY JANE HUGHES, '21 Torrington, Vliyoming CECIL LlNDIiRXVOOD, '21 C levelanrl, Oklahoma NIARY I'lA'I 1'ON, '21 Bolivar, Missouri EDNA GvEN'I'RY, '21 Shelbyville, Missouri P1-IYLLIS V1XNC'E, '20 Parsons, Kansas IMO HORNING, '21 Palestine, Illinois Page 1 Przgr' 12.3 bi Theta appa DoRo'1'1-lx' STEPHENS, '22 Newport, Arkanszls LEXIE MARLIN, '21 Pawnec, CDICIEUIOIHZ1 BIQTI-Ilil. BARRETT, '22 Frankfort, Kansas BERNICIZ CIIRISTEN, '22 Corning, Nlissouri SARA RoBERirs, '21 Fort Scott, Kansas HELEN RIPPEY, '22 I,,u11cz1stcr, Missouri FREDA ICUI-INE, '21 Santa Barbara, California RUTH REA, '22 Czxrrollton, Missouri Pagyr 1.3-6 Pam' I .2 5 Svtuhent Qliuunzil OFFICERS NIARY S'1uxNs1EER . . . . Presidenl BERNICE CHRISTEN Vice-Presiderzl CECIL LINDERNVOOD . . Serrelary STREET AND HOUSE COUNCIL IVIARJORIE ROLLINGS lVI.LxRGARE'r SEMPLE HELEN BALLARD EDNA GENTRY MTXRX' HATTON X7IRGINIA CLARK HELEN THURM.-xx RUTH SCOTT BETTY JANE QHUGHES LUCILLE M INGES JANETTE SANDISON ALLEIXE 1vIARs11,x1.I. Page 1,20 Pllgv 1 227 1-lllissuuri QEIuh MRs. .ABNER Joxns . Sponsor OFFICERS HELEN HOWARD, Aurora . . President JOSEPHINE HANLIEY, Sedalia . . Vice-Presidenl MARGARET SEMPLE, Huntsville Secrelary-Treasurer One hundred and twelve covers were laid for the dinner of the Missouri Club the night of November 20. The long line of girls wearing fancy Tiger hats made an effective entrance. The tables were arranged in the form of an M with gold and black decorations. Masses of yellow mums, sent by University friends, filled baskets at intervals down the center of the tables. Old Missouri was sung in softer vein but with no less loyalty. Page 128 kansas Qliluh M155 T RAPPIE , Sponsor OFFICERS PEARL PACKARD .... . President Chapman SARA ROl3lER'I'S ..... Vice-President Fort Scott BETHEL BARRETT . . Secretary-T1'caszm'r Frankfort M EM BERS LUCILLE RICHARDSON Wellington MARJORIE BRANDENBURG i Frankfort ROWENA HOGUE Spring Hill VELBIA TIEBETTS Spring Hill lX4ARIE HUGHES Leavenworth MARGARET HUGHES Leavenworth RUTH KLOSTERMEIER Atchison NAOLA PATTERSON Erie PHYLLIS VANCE Parsons LUCILLE VVEIMER Vlfellington THELMA PENCE Sterling MARGARET O'CONNI5I,I, Independence VERA SIMMONS Abilene Pagl' 180 Ulexas Qllluh lVIISS,POTT5 . OFFICERS ANNE LIGON . . . . . .Pl'C.S Z-Iflfllf Byers lVLxRG,xRE'r S1cu.LM,-xx . . Vife-Prfsifimf Dallas IVIARY GILBERT . . . Sccrfmry-Tmzszzrcr Amarillo MEMBERS FAYE DABNEY G1-aubury Nixmxlz XYISEMAN ' I-Iico RLTEl.l. M,xNsF1I21,1J Fzlrwell RUTH I'lYATT Clovis, New Nlcxico FREDA IQUI-INI5 Santa Barbz11'a. California NIAURIXE XYILLIS Canadian Spa 7150 1' Page 1 L QBkIaiJnma Iuh MRS. F ROMAN Spgnggr OFFICERS CECILE UNDERWOOIJ . . . . President Cleveland EUNA MAE ROBERTS . . Secretary- Treasurer Ardmore MEMBERS GLAIJYS CARPENTER MARGARET PAYNTER Ardmore Lawton IONA BELLE LYNN VVINIFRED BROWN Ardmore HAZEI. GIBSON VVebber Falls ANNE RUTH BOXVLIN Muskogee LEE WEST Guthrie ELIZA GIXFFNEY Guthrie MAVIS MOULTON Haileyville RUTI-I SALLEE Heaveuer JESSIE CiRAI-IAM Enid Oklahoma City SARAH ELLEN TOWVNSEND El Reno LEXIE Nl.-XRLIN Pawnee RUTH HALL Claremore NIARY FRANCES HAWK Oklahoma City INEZ BELT Eufala .AVA COURTNEY Inola I VVILMA COURTNEY I nola MARX' ELIZABETH BAKER Oklahoma City Page 134 f W L ikentunkp Cliluh M155 ALINE VVILSON . Sponsor OFFICERS NLx1zjoR1E IQOLLINGS . . . . President La Center ELIZABETH I'IARK,LESS . . VZILTU-Pf6S1'd67lf Wickliffe HIELEN VAN ARSDALL . . . Secretary-Treaszzrer Harrodsburg MEMBERS lVlARY JESSIE TANDY Carrollton Colm CATHERINE EVANS 1 Carrollton GERTRUDE HgXDDOX Kcvil ' M155 MAIDIE LEE WALKER Lexington M153 LUCY LAWS Page 1.3 6 Qmi I FQ, 11 'W I U U YN Page 137 Qrkansas Ctliluh MIZS. HEIQTIKE . . . Sponsor OF F I C ERS Jlzwlzu. JONES .... . Prcxzfflem Siloam Springq ERM.-x HARRIS ..... Vice-P1'asz'dmzt Hazen ELIZABETII HOWIANIJ . . . Secrelary-Treasurer Little Rock MEMBERS DOROTHY STEPHENS Newport DORIS PIARKIEY Russellville ANNA BELLE SIMS Hazen Page 138 4 Zfllinuis Ciluh MRO DOPIIEIDE . Sponsor OFFICERS JOSEPHNF B1:CKWOR'r1-I . . . President Chicago PIIOLBE GR xcn COE . . Secrezalry-Trcaszzrcr Springhelfl MEMBERS PAU1.1N12 DOPHEIDIQ Granite City ION13 SI-IROUT Palmer IMO HOIQNING Palestine RUTH I-IORNIXG Palestine DOROTHY C012 Springfield MJXIIIDPI GRUNDY lVIOr1isOnx'ille LUCILLE MINGES Chicago LUCILLE QUINN Shirley MRS. HERTIG Galesburg MRS. LISENBY Chicago PEARL BURGESS Benton MARY STANSTFIZR Litchfield Page 1,50 w ?LuniIIe Qlluh ESTHER IVIAY Ross . . . Sponsor OFFICERS LUCILLIE Dowxmu . . . . Presidevzt Salem, NIO. LUCILLE DYER ..... Vice-Presfident Bowling Green, Mo. LUCILL13 QUINN . . . Second Vice-Presidevzl Shirley, Ill. LUCILLE RIC1-IARIJSON . . . Treasurer VVinlield, Kan. LUCILLE BOYT .... l . . Serrciary Poplar Bluff, Mo. LUCILLE W1z1M1f:R ..... Daorkeeper Vlfellingtou, Kan. LUCILL15 lVlIXGIES .... SCHZEIITZI'-flf-i17'777S Miami, Fla. 1-'nga M N A Page 11,3 Lfill,l.i:lL, .Q l'-W ..,.,, ' imma W, l The Sextette, composed of Viola Brackett, Lucille Richardson, Phyllis Vance, Eula Penn VVheat, Pauline Dopheide and Lucille Dyer, has played a prominent part in musical recitals this year. Besides singing a ,number of times at the Christian Church, our sextette had the privilege of singing on both the afternoon and night programs at the International Convention of the Christian Church at St. Louis, on October 21. Page LM .4 l -1 Al ,4 Page 145 ORCHESTRA Ulibe ,feature 6!Ehitnr Speaks The purpose of this section Is to tell again to thee The many humorous happenings Down in olcl C. C. I was told to make it funny, To make it clever, snappy, toog Now I'm sure we'll both agree 'I'hat's quite big for me to do. But I've done the best I can VVith the help of others, toog I've thought and worked and dug To try to get it thru. So please try to think it funny, And laugh at all the jokes, If only just because They're about our C. C. folks. -C. J. W. Page 1 .96 ,ff -? ' .. f ff X 1 C ' 2 x ff J, , N ,V Q' u F ra X I MN X M ww ,M -5 E W A' a f TN V f E 1 Z - E ' 1x ,j f I 1' I 5' U f f X Q . F- E 2 . Ef' 9 Q ' U. ' , 5 ,, I .D 5 1 RK X 5 1 2 X , W , I gi ' 1 ii-,,:,f 5 2 ' XM 5 I' ' 1 U N XXII! MWWHIM XV U U, X yn, WZ f'lMhfM7fVll1lVrfffWWZ' WW Jfeature Page 147 CC VAM P5 I 1' 7 . A -Rin 5. 1 ' B. pp llfli'ffr'?'ff P' ll' the nl I B. J' ss E-.,, 'l'l12snnocerL1' -rrffd hi N- ' EX xt ' NX ' I ll xxx In N xt i X 4' lm :F 'p!f'J7 A if . M he ffl Q? 1 f 47 4 fa. M541 1- 1 ' 'C l 9 fr W ' -'Jr s '- Matti ll! f 1, 'L f 4 ,shall i : ,hm llllll X oo C z IG. SYZLN-ZYTIQ UQ. Q Hxev vfuoug vam l- Ye We WKLABBBY1 C H DUN nujj QXlbe.YLl'3 Anelvewsljlg CWLMH Sarlmj XVHAT THE CATALOGUE TELLS HER TO BRING: 1 pair rubbers. 1 raincoat. 1 umbrella. A few simple dresses QPete1' Thompson preferredj. No jewelry. 1 Bible. XYHAT SHE BROUGHT: 3 pair satin slippers. 1 opera cloak. 3 evening dresses and an apron. 2 diamond rings, assortment of frat pins, necklaces, bracelets, etc. 1 latest copy Snappy Stories. P Il-11' 1 .9 Page 14-9 Qian Eau Zlmagine Peg O'Connell pepless? Gladys Sanford playing basket ball? Mary Stansifer slipping down the fire escape? Vilinifred Brown on the Student Council? Ava Courtney making a stump speech? Bettie Jane Hughes without red hair? Mary Elizabeth Baker getting caught? Helen Van Arsdall telling the truth? Mary K. War1'e11 playing Maurine's saxophone? Rosalia Morton without a Pi K. A. pin? Mr. President without an intensely interesting situation? Mrs. Hertig weeping over Humoresque? Mr. Abram playing leap frog? Gladys Carpenter not pulling bones? Madamoiselle with bobbed hair? Lucille Minges long and skinny? Bess Packard missing out on anything to eat? Carmen VVilliams not raving? Frances Privett without that southern drawl? Gale Bateman without Virgil? Seniors getting ahead of the juniors? There is a girl who is so good She never breaks a rule: She comes to breakfast every morn. I'll say she is a jewel. She's not at Christian. There is a girl who never does A thing that is not rightg The teachers know just where she is At morning, noon and night. She's not in Christian. At chapel you will find her, too, Recitals, all such thingsg Never grumbles, always smilesg not you, for She's not in Christian. - Page 15 0 1 Page' 151 btuhenfs Rraper Now I sit me down to cram, I pray that I'll pass this exam, But if I fail to get this junk I pray the Lord I will not Hunk. Q1Zan't Blame Zlaer Carmen entered the VVarren, Willis, Brown establishment in search of 1 Life. Mary K. explored the numerous recesses of the room in vain. Sha grew more violent and finally exploded: 'LDarn it! Somehody's taken mx Life, and if anything makes me mad, it's that. Qllumpetitinn Peggy N.: Helen, when is your birthday? Helen R.: Jesus and I were born in the same month. Zin Qmeriran literature Mrs. Lisenby: Wl1at novel of Cooperls was directed toward the manners of the American people? Anne Ligon: The Vicar of VVakeHelcl. . Mrs. Lisenby: Oh no, David Copperfield wrote that. VVhen the frost is on the pumpkin And the fodcler's in the shock, If dad forgets his monthly check What will daughter do for rock? Miss Goodhue: The bright star which is always to the north is the North Star. Bright Student: VVhere's the Kansas City Star? Page 1 1 N Page 1:33 Il lDhnFlEhe+a7 Wa. r Crnafeffaf --555, Bettie jane fbefore 21 test in English Lit.j: Edna, what do you know Chaucer's Prologue? Edna Cstudying American 1 it 11 Seniors Ginn , about L't.j: Prologue? Nothing, only jefferson wrote 35 wuither Zlf Iac Eats Qnp More Qiruuhlz? Alberta Andrews in History Class: Otto the Great put an inva the end of the Hungariansf' sion to Pave 15. lambs Cdluulh Hit Eu? Nothing to drink but water, Nothing to hear but bells, Nothing to do The whole day thru But something someone tells. Nothing to read but writing, Nothing to bleed but blood. With water and dust The best of us must Admit the result would be mud. No one to love but each other, Nowhere to turn but around. It's bad to slip ohf And sit in the loft At a matinee not to be found. Nowhere to go but the movies, No strolling but in moonlight bright Rules to break, Or jump in the lake- But they say what is, is right. Marjorie Rollings: Carmen VVilliams, get right off that bed I just stuck my last needle in it and you might bend it. C. C. girl of 1950 visiting Fulton: VVhy, what is Coia Cfitheime Exam doing here? Asylum attendant: Poor, girl, she became a bookkeepei and lost hex balance. W'e wonder very often who designed the street crossings on Bioadn '1y, but notice who haunts them. Page 155 6lIZlJ1:i5tian's Glen Qllummanhments I. Thou shalt not go to town on Monday until thou has made up thy bunk. Il. Thou shalt not give a man house over three minutes if a council girl is looking. III. Thou shalt have brought satisfaction to thy teachers if thou hast made Phi Theta Kappa. IV. Remember not to sing and run up and down the hallways with a mighty clamor. V. Honor the feelings of thy elders. Bring not thy gum and other eatables to the library, as the human jaws are more beautiful in repose. VI. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors dare: neither pine away because of the lack of 0116. VII. Thou shalt not manipulate the knife and fork when announcements are being made in the dining room. VIII. Thou shalt not cut any class lest thou be numbered among the campused. r IX. Thou shalt not ring the bell after 10 p. m. unless in case of Fire. X. Thou shalt not stroll in the moonlight. -Selah. 3Huff bah They sat one night in the parlors, The lights burned dim and low, Mrs. Cant passed by those parlors- The rest of this you know. Q UH. 3Bnp's lament Oh, there's rocks in the ocean And there's fish in the sea, But a parlor date at Christian- VVhat a fool I can be. Suunhs Bah A prohibition lecturer speaking in chapel: I spent the month of Ohio in October. Page 156 Page 157 we would aclvocalwlhe Use, of 'l'CElY!JYooTTrL21'5C,aYO in case of council meefrnos 'Twas in the club room dread one fateful morn There stood a maid forlorn- In front in awful state The council prexy sate On her imperial throneg Her valiant throng was placed around, Awaiting for the doom to sound. Wlith downcast looks the joyless victin VVith blackened eyelids drooping low, And now and then a sigh she stole And tears began to flowg And as they fell they blacker grew, It gave her face a cloudy hue 'Which e'en her hands reflected too. Oh, 'twas a mournful sight! This is the lesson that she taught: In council meetings if you're brought May this rule you ever keep: Remove the paint Remove the paint Remove the paint before you weep. 1 stood, 1519 These Ee Qhall ifinutn Them Now here is a situation I have watched with a great deal of interest. Please try to read with literary imagination. One of the current magazines is missing from the library. I was asked to announce- Shut up! Shut up! This is my show. Shut up or get out! Mn Lee and Mrs. Lisenby have kindly consented, so please tell friends. l'Remember, class books are to be used as texts only. Quiet, girls, this is study hall. One of my children is missing. i'This is old business. Now, che1nist1'y's not so bad. Get this thoroughly fixed in your mind. Now, girls, get your hand in, and this will be marvelous. Q Remarkable Qtnineihenee your One day Mr. Lee sent for Helen Rippey. She went down to his study and he introduced her to one of the field representatives. Representative: Your parents live in Lancaster, don't they, Miss Rippey? ' Helen: Yes-yes, sir, both of them. Qttraetihe QBffiee junior: Who is Effie Krause? Senior: She's the girl that works in the ofnce with curly hair. Page 158 - ,H 72, 1 gy ..-.ww -V f I ,an Hmfzyv wasnt -'Splendid Zfralry 3-71:4 'V' lf as lm so 45' l fhurlk I i ' H 'acne hire 41! C '5'5 ' 'Yflmedfafclv naar jnfa J ff fonfjnf v rnorfrr..-I safd Bog, cafe: rar fam: enfreufpn, 3 A rx? 5 3 W .wt fc.,-,fd,'.rafv ., H, i .ix bgiin. ,E sis . V . 2 r 'ri Id N 72 r y,, fyovr farms,-11 E h. If 1' u .GZ 1 z y , r 4 A. -7 .. an 0 U, f P. my lm, ' 423 r-LJSN1 S ill be III .. 1-.jf-.r qwaj' Oygiy hgard In ff-Le loA6jf of G'h.r1sf1a'fr-Cwlfecfe affcrgn gzfzvrczssian. reoyral Small Jfahnrs Miss Trappe earnestly desired Miss P tt V o s to go into the swimming pool, but Miss Potts had already accepted a dinner invitation and turned a deaf ear to all ex t ' ' 1 reaties. Finally Miss Trappe la dl , p ye Hier trump card. Oh, 'fcome on in the pool, Miss Potts, and you can throw up your dinner. Miss Goodhue received a telegram from South Amerie k' a as mg her if she would like a pet monkey. She wired back: This is so sudden. Ifi nor 1 g a ice is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the world? Page 159 Z1 Qlippical QE -- English 9 Uliheme THE WANDERINGS OF A FAMILY PET gli sy-JI T VVAS all because my owner forgot to hobble my front wheels that I, Henry Ford Flivver, was the recipient of one of the most tire-raising experiences ever given to the lot of tin descendants of the Tomato Can. From the time that my owner locked me in my tiny kennel, com- monly called a garage, with a padlock meant for a bicycle, I began to grow nervous and fidget with my extra tire. I dwelt with horror on the thought of an uncouth, villainous burglar breaking that simple lock on that thin door 'and unlawfully taking me out into the cruel, hard world to battle with jitney busses and street cars. I had pulled my hood down tight over my engine and was peace- fully sleeping when about midnight I was suddenly awakened by a large, dirty, slant-eyed man cranking me. I would have kicked him if I had not been so sleepy. As it was, he soon had me quivering and shaking all over. I hardly know what happened after that, except that I was driven all over the country. Because my lights were not turned on I did not know exactly where I was going. As day dawned we came to a city -I think it was McBaine. I was driven so fast that I gasped for airg my tires grew hot, and boils collected on the rims. Before we had been in this metropolis two minutes my nerves were jarred fearfully by a mix-up with a new and aristocratic automobile-at least that is what the owner declared it had been before my arrival. I dug my non- skids into the pavement and backed out Fordfully. Then, before I could collect my wits, I was driven rapidly away from the scene.. My accelerator crept higher and higher. Then, oh, then, the speed cop inflicted himself upon us in the middle of the road. Oooh! I was so scared that my extra tire nearly stood up. I stopped so suddenly that I threw my greasy kidnapper over the windshield. This was so neatly done that I felt as if I could pat myself on the carburetor. As I was in so much trouble I decided to head for home. I must have lost my way, for alas! I found myself attempting to cross a steep bridge in high gear. just as I came to the middle of the bridge one of my steering knuckles broke, and, dashing through the wooden railing, I descended without hesitation to play with the crawfish in the river. The water was very cold, and I feared that my gasoline would freeze before I could get out. I shook myself and centered all my efforts in a desperate attempt to swim, when-with a jolt-I found myself back in my precious garage and my owner washing me with water that issued from a garden hose. . ' -E-i-R. L. L. Page 160 5 1 Pam' 161 Zlt itliligijt Zfaappen LAST NIGHT was Saturday P!! :lf :Ia AND I had a perfectly if Ili k THRILLING TIME because ik Pk I HAD one of those wk FF 4' SEVEN O'CLOCK dates, you 51 42 Ik KNOXV THE kind where you :r :se :ic HAVE TO kill time after :R Pk 5? DINNER NVAITING for the ff PF :xc OFFICE GIRL to come up on :ic If :ic THIRD AND page you, and you Ik :lf FF GO DOIVN and pick your way :lf ik PIC THRU TI-IE crowd waiting ik :ls ik OUTSIDE THE door and then lk 42 ik YOU SHUT your eyes and :lf :Is lk MAKE THE plunge, and when wk ik wk YOU GET out doors for the Pk 241 :if ONE NIGHT in the Week you PII Pl: fl: HAVE TO run all the way up PF if Pk HILL TO Broadway so that the 4: Pk Ili ACQUAINTANCE VVHO is nearer :k bk :Ir THE HEAD ofthe line can lk Pl' GET YOUR tickets, and if 191 if 7? SOME SEATS are left that ik Fk 41 ARE NOT single you get Ik ak :lf BEHIND A post and spend ai: Ik Il: TNVO HOURS of Pathe News :F IF ik AND MACK Sennett, and when EVERYTHING IS over but the LAST TEN minutes of the last Sis Sk :lr FEATURE YOU get up so as to :II Plf FF OUT RUN the crowd that is AS HUNGRY as you are anti EVERYBODY ELSE gets up too ali :fi Pk AND YOU all get jammecl up :k :lf fi' IN THE same place and have ak ik ak TO LEAVE because there are ak if Ik NO MORE BOOTHS and you lool W1 Ulf Il! AT YOUR Watch and he looks :if 31 PF AT HIS and you wonder if you Pk :r YVILL BE late, and when you get Pi 264 Sk BACK THE three parlors and :k Ik THE RADIATORS and the hall Pk if 2? ARE FULLQ so you take a seat :lc PS1 Il! OPPOSITE SIX other people and N: Pk :lf TRY NOT to look at them and Il! it :li THEY LOOK away and you all FEEL LIKE criminals or somethin: a: ek sf AND IN order to have SOMETHING TO talk about 1: :ff :oc YOU SPEAK to every one wk PIC 44 THAT COMES down the hall VK Pi? FF UNTIL THE lights wink 32 ll: all AND YOU get up and :af az if SAY GOODNIGHT and are :a if :ef PERFECTLY THRILLED just :K :r wr LIKE I was last night. Page 11 x yn 1' rg 1 D U V1 I Page 1 63 Zin Qfpic of QE. QE. CAN TO I What dire offense from moonlight strolling springs! VVhat mighty conflicts rise from trivial things! I singgthis verse to the night watch is due, VVho searches every campus corner thru- O, what strange motive, was its the moon in heaven That caused three maids to stroll till nearly eleven? Or say, what stranger cause yet unexpressed Could make three men escape the law's arrest? In bold misdeeds can innocents engage And cause authorities such mighty rage. The fortress walls were dark, forbidding, grimy It's many clocks had chimed the hour of ten: The blazing lights had blinked their fatal thrice, A dreadful hour for counsel and advice! The moon beamed brightly thru the stately trees, Conveying thoughts of late permits and keys. INhat wonder that three maids so long confined Behind relentless walls should feel inclined To seek the ruler of this stern domain? Perchance permission late they might obtain. It was a bold, a frightful thing to do! To find the ruler not was still more frightful too: But the fiendish plot that caused all to deplore W'as to seek the keeper of that iron door. 'J But in the minds of all no thought of crime there stole, For were not the damsels three all out upon parole? And were not the warriors three the bravest in the land? And did not each one hold a life saver in hand? CANTO Il Nocturnal peace! that white stairway of stone How pleasant looked! Ah, vain, deluding moon! Alas, that things are seldom what they seem! For hark! A mighty voice disturbs the night serene, And roars and thunders thru the balmy air In accents terrible. Beware! A monster dread with fierce and awful mien, XVith hand to ear, and leaning on a cane, Bellows in tones that cause the blood to freeze: I'd like to know the meaning of this, please! This air you breathe by whose authority? This dread felony must straight reported be! 'Tis a fearful hour, a quarter past ten. l'll banish thee outright! VVhy don't you explain? From the top of the stairs the answer came down: If I tell you the sixth time I'll wake up the town. Now hearken,T3ld man, and swallow your wrath, VVe sought the favor, take our word of faith. I-Iis anger subsided, the monster strode ony The breeze sighed gently, the pale moon still shone. The time grew unearthly, 'twas half past ten! NVhen the night's soft silence was rended again. Once more the air did with fury resound, Accompanied by cane beats upon the ground. Ah, scum of the earth! I've discovered your plotg Now get thee hence from this hallowed spotll' Pliqz' 1 64 P000 165 And still the moon beamed, and still the breeze sighed In front lay the pathway, inviting and wide. But those white stone steps that had promised so kind Soon faded away in the distance behind. CANTO III Can staunch hearts be quelled lay this stroke of fate? Oh never say die, be it ever so late! Undaunted and bold, forces mustered again, With wily tactics they planned their campaign. Dispel thy fears! one brave gallant cried, With my trusty line I'll have you inside, If what howling old maniac stops us, why then, I'll just pull the whiskers upon his chin. So we'l! not weaken, and we will not cringe, I'll put in a word or two about fringe. You'll he our spokesman, another one said, And I will do 'all the performing insteadg And should yonder night watch resistance show, Wihy truly, I'll smite him a mighty blow! And should your soft words still fail to disperse, l will let forth my most terrible curse! With such reinforcements how could they fear? Besides, they still clung to those life savers dear. So with confident step and guiltless air They boldly ascended the stony stair. And now, while confronting that ponderous door, Which someone ne'er seemed so forbidding before, Up sweeps, from behind like a northern gale That vigilant watch ofthe moonlight pale. Oh heavily falls his Fierce iron claw! Oh keenly they feel the long arm of the law! He writhes and he snarls in his hendish glee: 'Tye got 'em at last, the villians! quoths he. They'ye escaped my clutch for an endless time. Now how will you punish their horrible crime? Hasten, your highness, the hour fast wanes, I'll send them to dungeons in iron chains! A quietness follows, almost deadly calm, The breeze still whispers, the moon still beams on, And mouths are opened as if to speak, No line issues forth, no beard gets a tweak, YVhile over the heads of the group standing there No terrible curse is borne on the air. How breathless they hearken the final decree! In the shadow of awful majesty! XVhile the bloodthirsty watch grips a firmer hold, And greedily waits their doom to be told. And it comes thus: The occasion demands These culprits be taken into my hands, But yonder creators of crime and woe Convey to the gateway and urge them go! The door swallows the maids in its mighty jaws, The arm of the law slowly loosens its claws, The road to the gate, how sweetly invites! But the night beholds the saddest of sights! On the balcony ledge, in the pale moonshine, Gleam three little life savers all in a line! Qu 09112 tu the Rising 38211 Hear those cruel rising bells, Brazen bells! Wliat a tale of torture, now their turbulency tells! In the startled ear of morn How they sound our sleep to scorn! How they quench our strong desire, How they cause our rise of ire! But do we lie? No, never! Witlt a resolute endeavor VVe unite each eye and hook, VVe escape a murderous look. But O what a world of hurrying That morning ring compels! Breakfast spells Bells, bells, bells, O the clamor and the clangor Of those bells! Miss Trappe: Oh, yes, honey, I can see everyone that slips out from practice. Josephine Beclcworth: Miss Trappe, if you should ever come out and catch me I should simply turn to a pillow of stone. I've got a girl, she's very fair, But since last night, I don't care, She did me wrong, she did me dirt, She pressed her lips against my shirt. Simp: 'Wvhat was the earliest mention of finance? Simpler: HPl1E11'21Ol1,S receiving a check at the Red Sea. Isn't it funny how cheated you feel if you are one of the first ones down to breakfast? Pngf 166 jfrnm the Qlnuntil O, maids, content you, We follow you to serve our turn upon you. VVe cannot all he deceived, nor all girls Cannot be truly followed. You shall mark Many a duteous and rule-keeping girl That, watching furtively a council member, VVears out her time, much to her discontent, For naught but cleaning her room. Others VVho, trimmed in forms and visages of duty there are Keep yet their acts unto themselves, And, throwing but shows of goodness to the righteous, Do well thrive in putting things over, and when they Engage in four-minute talks, tie up doors and cross Broadway with no covering on their heads. But when these outward actions are demonstrated Before the stern and vigilant eye of law And they are brought to judgment, 'tis not long after But a slip goes on the bulletin hoard For eyes to stare at, we are not what we are. Q 'ilittls jwlixeh Mrs. Lisenby: VVhat is a hind? Margaret Brown: 'CA hind is a deer. Anne Ruth: l thought it was a cow. go down town, Mrs. Lisenby Cseeking to make Anne Ruth feel allright after the laughter that followedjz No, you are thinking of kine, which are cattle. Now, what kind of a hind was this? Anne Ruth: Milk-white, that's why I thought it was a cow. jan Wunhzr Swain jfzll Alice B. in History: Mathematics was one of the greatest strongholds in Spain. A girl once came to old C. C. VVith dreams of getting by, But, my dear, twixt thee and me, Not another thing she'll try. Page 168 ! 1 Y Page 169 Utlnsnlheh Mysteries Wlho rang the bell for the barnyard the night of April 21? Vtfho took the North American Review from the Library? lVhat made Um Hum so popular? lVhy is the interest in church so great this year? Wlhat made the Star of Bethlehem go out when Mr. Lee pointed to it? Wiho took two Council girls car ridingf Vlhy did Anne Ligon go to Moherly? XVho inked Helen Ballard's Botany notebook? J VVhy doesn't Sara Roberts know about the picture shows? 'What made every one late with their dates after the University closed? Willy does Peggy O'Connell have mid-week feeds? Wlho stole Mrs. Lise11by's date-basket? ' XVhy does Mary Stansifer get ill on Sundays? Who was the couple that sat on the auditorium steps? VVhy does Naomi VVoods wear pink? How does Gale Bateman get E's in Sociology? XV ho went canoeing at McBaine? VVhy does Rosebud Vlfhite look like the Hughes girls? VVhy did Lexie and Garnett decide to go Wild? Vllhy doesn't Helen Van Arsdale get fat? 'Why does Christian have a deaf night-watchman? 330511: Girl Her man is rich and handsome, But mine is poor, you know. Her man, he wears a frat pin, But mine wears none, you know. Her man has got a wicked line, Believe him not you should. Do you think I'd trade my man for hers? You bet your life I would. Mrs. Lisenby in English Lit.: VVhat three great poets does the Age of Romanticism give us? Bettie Jane: Byron, Kelly and Sheets. Zin an Qinglish Theme A girl was walking down the street in her teens. XVhat will these new-fangled girls wear next? Page I 70 East QE. QE. Zlnkes The Showme Special permissions French students Tied doors vs. Fire bells Free speech Um Hum Fresh eggs Prohibited borrowing Sunday sick list Fair One: 'kNoW quit tickling me. Hero: Can't I tickle my own rib? Fair One: 'WVhat do you mean? Hero: The Bible says Cod made woman from a man's rib. Zlffillitiw Church and rain Long chapel programs and soup Spaghetti and guests Permissions and 1 o'cloClc classes lvlonday mornings and Council meetings Helen Ballard and trays Inez Belt and Photoplay Peggy O'Connel and mill: Edna Gentry and her key Bulletin board and campus list Letters, stampedes, and dislocations I Bettie Jane and llflissourians Botany and contortions of the facial muscles Important letters and no stamps Sara Roberts, in giving a lengthy discussion on John Bunyan, says 'fAlthough a great preacher, he had perfect mental balancef' Page 1 71 . .Mfg ff ff- -' ft Q - fg- 1- - xlfrt ' A' 'J ,fr .F -- A - Ri':f:flffj X 925- 1 if! 'QF D - 1 4 , , D ,. . x f, V15 1 'l 'gif' 5,4 l c XXX S3 jx i Xxf- . 55 tk!-1' , ,ff K -. J 5 . 1' K ' ' - : 4 xx-,. fi W. - . . ,... 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W53' nh W - . f? ' VK ' ,JAY W.,, , . ,f,, ,.., 1 ,M I , . ii W2 X -1-1,z ' 1 '-, .- 'Q u ,a.f44'f4,i HTFR? .ii if f Qgggjy ,ww l g NZM -xx, Ji. ggi , Mfg , 1 lf! ff f k ,yy ,I , ,ffgm iyfimiggf' fy, f'?iffz'!if ivfff f lk-f 41 f 'Ji - fifmi M W i A . Lil 1 1, Wi 4, I' 1 if i Q - L f Wen A ' . .1 so SN ,AN 1 i -' ,,,- ,, v' f,wff.f' '. ' yu'-7, ,- jpg , - '- In -1, . T1?':C!'7 ,HfT'i3 V ,i ,Q -1-,fl f W, 'Q -F if 4, ... Q R -I' ,X f Q1--N bali! V1 pygx-ix 1' ' fr! 1 iff X- f - , -fiffvlpf ul' X 'Nfkf ii if Wg , .4 X 1 THE THREE STAGES OF TI-IE VVALK Burmg Qliasafter Yflacatuun C. C. 'irl over the Dhone: I uess I'll have to break mv clnteg the rules I . go on tonight. V oi ce at the other end: Are the Qeniors just n t I I-Il, I didn'1' know tl '1 icy C ever been off. . -A Z1 uraly slow in getting out of chapel, or are the juniors, being yet in the growing stage, more anxious for their lunch? Page 1 73 UIIJB 'flees we liaahz Ginn Much with THB In Christian, it SCGITIS, The atmosphere teems VVith the various names of Lee, As a president rare, You will Find him there In the person of President Lee. In this college life There is also his wife, VVho is Mrs. Edgar D. Lee, And following this There adds to the bliss, Virginia and Desmond Lee. And its plain to be seen That even our dean, VV hose two first names are Rose Lee, VVould strengthen the fame Of having this name, As does Miss VValker, in Maidie Lee. And finally, our nurse, For better or worse, Chose the name of Artie Lee. Nlethinks this name Wfill forever remain On the faculty list of C. C. W Bu 215211 Bess Packard: Mr, Abram, isn't the population of the world increasing? Alberta A. 'WVhy yes, certainly, only Adam was here once. A C. C. girl had a blind date with Mr. Smith, and upon being asked what she was specializing in, she replied, Art, I just love my Art. ' I-Ie: I always did seem to have a way with the girls, I'm so glad to hear you calling me by my first name already. Yes, little vampire, If you sigh, You'll get his frat pin By and by. Page 1 'fb Lillie. 1 . R, '15, f izfafg? 5- ', ' --,,:'re -'1 ' fgj',,.:i'2 ,fzezaf '-',,f ff ,Zyffrl Q., r -W-a,,,, .', , ' I J I lim 4 :ff ' A l Efifil' he 1 ll -- '- 1 '2 4 f f' n S - ' -. L l A .' A' f e ,.- - e --.-. l lffff4f3fWl,??f?Zlliw? l p fy? rml l Y PffjgaH 'f':f f a -ff '74, ff . ff 1 lil v 4 gy f -L ,fl N l. e ll QQ il 'Fi fgulpfal, fjgii 6 .4.4 ff X--. 1 eeed 2 1 ,iff ,.gf f1r,f ' 1 N 4 f 411,41 .,,'4 --- , - v W , f Al 3,4 Xp A51 5 - 9 f 4 f ' W pf'- ff ' 5 'f' A ,fElElfWl fP 'illfff-f'l2'4 'llifiir LX ' 1' ' 3 .- .ly . llzliflnll'l22?lff'if fm. ,eu ' if 'linslfi lllql We in 'ly yff fw ' ll Elgar , 'l:i: '?sifLAohQ4 1: 1 if Q 2 : .1 14. ,f ' 2' . 'X ' J' , - 'li' ,? ' fi X we ll m.!2lLf' he X . 'f fl' ami 'ff' ' ful ' - , 4 ' Gy lo AC, ' 'X-. 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The QE7Jitu1:'5 Elsa This is the plea of the editor, and ever she makes it plain: Think me not foolish and feeble, when l shall have gone insane: Mad from the medley of write-ups, crazed with the typewriter's click. 'Wild from a nightmare of pictures and the mounting paste that won't stick Pursuecl by the puhlisher's letters, engravers sending their proof, On a frantic search for snap shots from basement to attic roof, Flunking in English and Spanish, haunted with jokes and Cartoons, And an endless array of letters to write at mornings, at nights and at noons But now since its nearly over and my lingers are cleared of ink, Before you ask any questions, I beg you to pause and think, The asylum will reach out to take me, when some one comes up to shout, 'Has the annual gone to press? Xlfhen will the XVIDOVV be out?' -Editor. Page 176 flialenhar 1920-21 SEPTEMBER -Mrs. Moss resigns the Presidency of Christian College. Mr. Lee, former Vice-President, is elected President. 16-A group of old girls arrive early to welcome the new students. Old friend- ships are renewed and new ones formed. 17-Registration days. -Opening Convocation. Mr. Lee is presented to the student bodhy and townspeople as the new President of Christian College. A jazz night in the auditorium for the girls. -Everyone attends church. Mrs. Tyra Green and Miss Aline Vllilson give a Sunday afternoon recital. -A dance given by the old girls for the new. -Everyone goes shopping Draperies to find. And in the interim To the Pennant they do hie A Christian College Special To buy and buy and buy. - Mary Stansifer is elected President of the Student Government Association. -Girls are seen everywhere, passing on schedule time to avoid l'conHicts. -Christian College is well represented at Columbia's Second Annual Flower Show. -The Fry-Photo Co. of Kansas City takes two splendid pictures of the student body. The Student Council has a thousand eyes for mischievous girls. Some new girls learn the meaning of the word campus OCTOBER ' -Autumn returns, and so does the September number of the Atlantic Monthly. -Annual campfire. Good eats, college songs, lusty yells. -Christian College is saddened by the death of Dr. Moss, -The Arkansas Club gives the first dinner party of the year. -Miss Elizabeth Lawson, visiting Secretary of the Y. W. C. A., visits Chris- tian College. Y. VV. C. A. Cabinet election. Miss Edna Gentry is elected President. -Rev. Walter M. Haushalter addresses the student body on the subject of Encouragement -The Illinois Club banquets.' -Mrs. Anna Froman and Miss Marcia Bailey give a Sunday afternoon re- cital in the college auditorium. -President Lee leaves for'St. Louis to attend the National Convention of the Disciples of Christ. -Christian College Sextette sings at the National Convention of Christian Churches at St. Louis. -The Oklahoma Club gives a dinner party. O, you oil-gushers! -Student Council is busy. No more fraternity dates for a while, girls. Page 1 77 -'ABottles Burrus reads for the girls in assembly. Missouri loses to Oklahoma, 28 to 7. The Kansas Club dines. -Ghosts walk. Even beds unmantle themselves. NOVEMBER -Annual Hallowe'en party. Elaborate costumes, original costumes, hideous costumes. -Presidential election. -The Republican girls stage a celebration in the college dining room. Mrs. Hertig makes a speech for President Wilson. -Armistice Day celebration. Christian College sends 100 girls to march in the parade. The students hear Eddy Brown, violinist, first number of Phi Mu Alpha course, at the University auditorium. -The Texas Club gives a Hsuppern with all the trimmings, a la countrv style. The other state clubs enjoy old-fashioned dances as guests of the Texas Club. That colored orchestral Missouri wins from Vifashington University, 10 to 7. -Rev. H. O. Cunningham, former missionary to India, and Miss Irelan of Latin-America address the girls at chapel hour. The Missouri Club lays covers for 112 at its formal dinner. -Vesper recital under the auspices of the Christian College Club at the Christian Church. -VVerrenrath, famous baritone, is the second artist on the Phi Mu Alpha COLIYSC. -Incoming trains bring old grads and guests. All is excitement for the Mis- souri-Kansas game. -The great game between M. U. and K. U. Score, 16-7 in lVIissouri's favor. Great celebration by Mo. girls. -Mr. Loudenback gives a vesper organ recital at the Methodist Church, assisted by Mrs. Froman and the Christian College Sextette. -The Senior high school class gives a beautifully appointed dinner party. -A number of our girls see The Bird of Paradise at the Columbia Theatre. -Christian College girls present a Pilgrim Pageant in the college auditorium for the Tuesday Club, complimentary to the Fortnightly Club and other guests. Mrs. Marion Hertig, director. DECEMBER -Students of Mrs. Froman, Nfiss Bailey and Miss Ross give an after-dinner recital. -The Presbyterian girls are entertained at a buffet supper at Dr. Ramsey's and are guests later of the Presbyterian Church at a stunt party. -The Juniors give a beautiful formal dinner in the dining room. Especially clever songs and toasts. -The Pilgrim Pageant is repeated under the auspices of the Christian College Club. -An after-dinner recital by students in the School of Expression. -Pupils of Mr. Loudenback and Mrs. Froman appear in an after-dinner recital. -Miss Bailey's French pupils give a French play. -Mlle. Du Pre's pupils present a French play. Beautiful Christmas program under the direction of Mrs. Froman is given in the chapel. Page 178 15-The annual Christmas dinner. Fun and frivolity, and then the dance. 16- -f 3, Christmas holidays begin. JANUARY Class work begins. 8-Mr. SI. VV. Kerner speaks to the girls on The Near East. 9-Dr. Boyal Dye, returned missionary from Bolenge, Africa, speaks to the girls on lVomen of Africa. 10-Robert Schmitz, eminent French pianist, under auspices of Phi Mu Alpha. 12-Benefit play for the Hoover Relief Fund at the University auditorium. 13-An enthusiastic audience greets Prof. Loudenback in his historical piano recital. , 19-22-Those horrible exams! The office and study are popular places now. 23-Frances Emberson and Ellen jane Froman give a Sunday afternoon recital to a capacity audience. 211-Exams are over. A kid party in the gym. Everyone wears her shortest QFD dress. 26--The Senior class presents Mr. Lee with a huge birthday cake. How did you know the number of candles, girls? VVe see HBLlClCil6Sn at the Columbia Theatre. 27-After-dinner recital by Miss Trappe's pupils. FEBRUARY 1-The facility and students of C. C. pledge themselves to take care of six European orphans for one year. 4-Miss VVilson's pupils give an after-dinner recital. . 7-Miss Hazel Dopheide of the Midland Chautauqua Circuit, assisted by S 9 10 ll 15 Christian College girls and the University Stringed Quartet, gives an evening recital lor the European Relief Fund. -Junior-Senior basket ball game. Score, 13-12 in favor of the Seniors. -Lambert Murphy, tenor from the Metropolitan Opera Company, Phi Mu Alpha number. -Mrs. Green and Miss VVilson present a group of their students in a recital. -Election of members to Phi Theta Kappa. -Mrs. Sherwood Eddy, world traveler, addresses girls in chapel. Wie hear Dr. Sherwood Eddy in the evening. - A group of girls sing for a banquet at the Boone Tavern in honor of Dr. McAlester's 80th birthday. 17-Lillian Owen's Marionettes present Hynd Horn at the University audi- torium. 21-The Martha NVashington Society holds open house. 22-A holiday. 24-Mary Hatton, Anne Ligon and Mildred Shoffner give a post-graduate recital in Expression. 26-Phi Theta Kappa pledges give a program at chapel. MARCH 2-Mischa Lhevinne, Russian pianist, and Estelle Gray-Lhevinne, violinist, give a concert in the college auditorium. 3-Several Christian College girls assist in a style show at VVOIH-Berger's ap- parel shop. Wie see Booth Tarkington's Clarence at the Columbia Theatre. S-Students of Mr. Venable, assisted by Miss Lea Viiest and George Loudenback, Page give an after-dinner recital. 179 9-Rev. E. L. VVilliarns, the fighting parsonf' representative of the lnter- collegiate Prohibition Association, speaks to the girls in chapel. 10-Miss McClenahan of the Missouri School of Social Economy speaks on VVomen's Opportunities for Vocational VVork. Christian College members of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae en- tertain the general association and Christian College faculty. 14-Students in the School of Expression assist in a program given by the American Legion of Columbia. 15-Rev. Braden addresses the girls in chapel. 16-Mabel Garrison from the Metropolitan Opera Company in another Phi Mu Alpha number. 17-St. Patrick's Day. A suitable musical program is given in chapel. The seniors in the School of Expression give their graduate recital. 18-The Senior class serves a four-course luncheon to the faculty and officials. 1,9-Thirty girls visit the state prison and State Legislature. A few art students spend the day in the study of the Capitolis mural decorations. 20--Palm Sunday. Prof. George Venable, instructor of violin at Christian, presents his University Band in an afternoon concert. 21-The Zoellner Quartette under auspices of Phi Mu Alpha. 22-Miss Maybury presents a gymnastic exhibition. 23-29-Senior Easter vacation. APRIL 3-George Loudenback, pianist, and Lea XVest, Cellist, appear in aSunday afternoon recital. 5-Annual C. C. Vaudeville. Better than ever. 7-The Christian College Club entertains the faculty and girls who have as- sisted in programs throughout the year. The domestic science class entertains a group of faculty members at dinner. S-Farmers' Fair by students in the Missouri College of Agriculture. 9-Prof. VV. H. Pommer of the University speaks to us concerning Music, Past and Present. 12-Domestic science class entertains second group of faculty members. 14--Recital by seniors in the School of Expression. 18-Annual Barn Party in gym, given by the juniors to the Seniors. Lanterns are useful as well as picturesque. 22-A group of our girls sing for the State Secretarial Commercial Club Ban- - quet at the Tavern. M A Y 9-Operetta, The japanese Girl, under the direction of Mrs.Anna Froman. 27-29-Final Examinations' 27-Art and Home Economics Exhibits. ' 28-May Pageant, promoted by the junior Class. 29-Phi Theta Kappa Breakfast. Baccalaureate Services. 30-Annual luncheon and meeting of the Board of Trustees. Closing Concert. 31-Senior Class Day. JUNE 1-Seventieth Annual Commencement. Page 180 WM A , O ,E Jpgr, 'ff 1 ,- -V.f g-'Y Fi 'E'-' 'il-' Ask- 1: Shoes Tavern Drug Store Un Daniel Boom Tavernj HOME OF WAGNER'S ICE CREAM -AND- CHOCOLATE SHOP CHOCOLATE W'lze1'e Frievzds IWW! F1'ie1zd5,' K1TTY LIGHTNER EARL IQING PHONE 419 ILMAN 81 DORSEY Drugs PHONE 104 T oilez' Artioles Maurine-' Tl t u t of yo 1 k if you had slept in t Mary K- Ye of C I 'ore It t h rch Sunday. 3 b 1 tl gl t anythi g pt t I t A Gotham Silk Stripe Hosiery V a Warner's Rust-Proof Corsets M 'A 4, 2, , , I Black Cat Silk Hosiery LaFayette Kid Gloves Virginia Kviaf Glofoes 1 5'A' 'X Munsiri gfwear bf ' my I . g 'X Pool fories Mzddies VAN RAALTE H ww' L. I qILK GLOVES Dynamo MaIi'1ies STRAWN-NEATE D. G. CO. Page 18 SSID? BR HOE We especially eater to the College Girls by carrying a large assortment of right-up-to - the - minute Styles in FOOTWEAR for all occasions. Nly roommate's middy's clean and Whiteg lVIy roommate's tie's a gorgeous sightg In fact she wears the best of clothes, For she, you see, before me arose. Of all sad Words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these, it's hash again! Page 183 PARSONS SISTERS BEAUTY PARLOR 795 PHONE 1005 BROADWAY Every girl that comer to Chrirlian Col- lege will be delighted with the work that we do Ladies' Tailoring and Dressmaking SUITS AND DRESSES MADE TO ORDER It gives us great pleasure to do all Work for Christian College girls. Your absolute satisfaction is our guarantee I. WO LFSON MILLER BUILDING Phone 834 Eighth and Broadway Tlze CO-OP IS the headquarters for STUDENT supplies OF all kinds. NVE have everything you NEED for your College AND University work. COME in and see us IF only to look around. The Universlty Co-Operative Store THE STUDENTS STORE. PROFITS toYoU BASEMENT OF ACADEMIC HALL . BUCHROEDER Diamonds C a t G la J 5 fewelry Novelties Cordova Leather Goods Sterling Silver Novelties Watch and Jewelry Repairing 1015 Broadway Colainlria, fllissoarz Page 184 You Can Spot The Man Who Wears Barth Clothes Possibly you've noticed he's usually a fellow of especially good judgment, that his per- sonality is diszfinctrfoe. VICTOR BARTH CLOTHING CO. Eoo1'ybody's Storov BOONE COUNTY NATIONAL BANK Strongest Vaults in Central M imouri Surplus and Profit S4.I0,000.00 Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent us'rrxBL1sHED 1837 My love has flew He done me dirt . I did not knew I-Ie were a flirt To them's not schooled Let nie forbid To be so fooled As I was did. WE CORDIALLY SOLICIT YOUR PATRONAGE Boone Coumjf Lumber Compony Columbia, Mo. Lumber Contractors for the New Dormitory of Christian College. I' It's Quality We Care About olumbia Catering Co. THE MOST DELICIOUS FOOD A CONVENIENT LOCATION COME IN! DIAMONDS Watches Cut Glass Silverware Novelties I N D S E Y ' BY THE BIG STREET CLOCK W PHONE 58 918 BROADWAY THE MAIDENS SOLILOQUY To wed or not to wed- That is the question. Whether 'tis better To remain single And disappoint a few men For a time Or marry- And disappoint one man For life ! Compliments of S. 8: B. Clothing Company P01 86 SAY IT WITH FLOWERS Columbia Floral Co. THE PENNANT TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK CHRISTIAN COLLEGE STUDENTS OR THEIR VERY LIBERAL PATRONAG FINE DIAMOND JEWELRY Everything First Class , 3 in the Jewelry Line. Hennlnger S 7 To give our patrons an unlimited selection of the season's newest creations, purchased from the lines of America's Master -Shoe-Builders To assure correct fitting and courteous attention at all times is our paramount achievement 5 Levy 5 Columbz'a's Oldest Shoe Home Q U A L I T Y FOOTWEAR Our Service Dowfztowrrz Is Your Protection 806 Broadway EDISON PIIONOf'R'XPIiS EDISON RECORDS PARKER FURNITURE CO. QUALITY FURNITURE 16 N. TENTH RUGS NOVELTY FURNITURE Page 188 Taylor Music VICTROLAS BRUNSWICK SHEET MUSIC SMALL GOODS Victor and Bruvzsfwiclz R e corals Ampico Reprodueing Pianos VIRGINIA BUILDING CO. Peek Drug Co 4IS'EyC211' Drugs News Kodaks De-veloping and Prirztirzg 24 Hours Service Com plete Line of Toilet Requisites Phone No. 40 Peck Drug Co. T lz is is an z'rzw'tatz'01z to wsit B7'd56lf07Z,5 Colztmblcz, Mo. 719 E. Broadway T he finest slz oe store in ff ' ' 7 7 Ola' Mtssourz Styles up to the minztte Quality the Best Prices to suit all PHONE 116 DORN-CLO EY LAUNDRY AND DRY CLEANING COMPANY Qzm!z'ty-Seriizfe COLUMBIA, MISSOURI Chaperon- What time did you get in last night, Mary? Mary- At a quarter of twelve. Chaperon- But I was up until three waiting for youu. Mary- VVell, isn't 3 a quarter of twelve. -Siren. CHAS. W. FURTNEY ELEEXIES Westinghouse Mazda Lamps-Electric Irons Curling 'Irons--Lamp Shades I7 South Ninth Street ' Phone 829 Page 190 Why? Are the Girls of Christian College Like our Eats ? Because they are Just Right. just Right on the Label Mearis Quality for the Table. The Amos-James Grocer Co. ST. LOUIS Distributors of Just Right Pure Food Products Artistls Material-Drawing Supplies Wg Spegiglizg in Outfits for Oil and lVater Color Painting China Painting Drawing Tables, Etc. Pictures and Frames in Large Assortments F. Weber Sc Co. 825 Waslimgton Ave. St. Louis, lil YOUNG LADIES SUITS COATS DRESSES OUR Morro: ' I don't care how old vou are ' clon't look it. J. B. Forney Ladies lVear hfloberly, hflo Jack Daily Nuff Said Model Bakery Eat M0fhB7',S Bread Rvhv.':YxXxq5 Pg 191 FOR THOSE BETTER SHOES s30.00 FoR ONE WORD This advertisement cost thirty dollars. That's what Jimmie pays the College Wid.oW for delivering a one-Word message to the Christian College Students. The Word is Worth every cent it costs if the girls of the college will realize its significance. That Word IS PURITY The keynote of Jimmie's two candy shops for college people of z'fzgredz'efzt5 p of manufacture' mf PURITY vf 6111-ww THE COLLEGR INR '1 lG'a fbmlt Ile e Amina f x Q x a ' Q, If 4' f Zixf-ss? 'X nlllf x x A xx Z HE largest, uniquely equipped modern plant in the west, specializing in the design and production of Kraft Built College Annuals. 11Our Service Department renders expert assistance and supplies the staffs with a complete system of blank forms, together with a handsome ninety-page Manual Guide dealing with the latest methods in advertising campaigns, business and editorial system for College Annual production. QIHe1pfu1 advice and ideas are given on art work for Opening Pages, Division Sheets, Borders, View Sections, and other annual sections, combining Kraft Built bindings, inks, and papers into beautiful and artistic books- SUCCESSFULLY EDITED AND FINANCED. lIWrite for estimates and samples to The Hugh Stephens Company, College Printing Department, Jefferson City, Missouri. COLLEGE ANNUAL, designed, planned and engraved by Burger Engraving Company, always results in a successful publication. H College Annual Staffs have discovered that our close co-opera- tion, combined with original and snappy ideas, the highest quality of engraving and service, result in a financial state- rnent that shows a profit to the Staff. 11 May we talk over our proposition with you? Burcg or En Qrccv ing Co. E1Qbfh and 'Ulq andoffe :Jfcmsas Gig CENTRAL D IRY MWR1 Who introduced the new devices, That raised the grade and lowered' prices On everything in creams and ices?j The Central Dairy Who fills your order day or night And has it done exactly right To everyone's supreme delight? The Central Dezzry VVlio helps to entertain the guest And gives the meal an added zest And shows the hostess at her best? The Central Drury Who taught the little tot to say In such a sweet and charming way Mother, may we have more today? 25235-1Z 'ST. The Central illazry PHONE I Carmen- Oh, father, how grand it is to be alive! The world is too good for anything. Why isn't everyone happy? Father-A'VVho is he this time? 3 He- I'm sorry, dear, but we cannot go to the next fol mal She- And why not. He- No flowers admitted. g,...,.,.,......i..,.....i.i.,.,m....,. ......w.,..1.-i......-1 Page 193 g,..-gn... 5 E E E 3 3 S 5 E 5 3 E gi E .rg 5 H 5 E WOMENS READY-TO-PUT ON CLOTHES 1 umm anmmunnnummfunniuvummmummuuuuumvuummummnninannumummmuuimmmuinanuimumninunuaummuuumumuummmumuu S 5 NO BETTER GUARANTEE 5, THAN OUR NAME g,...,.,..,..m.,V.....,...mm........i,..,....i...m,.i.y....in.m..i.....n..........m.i......w......q.........m.,,,.m.i,.......m...........m....mg DODGE BROTHERS' M MOTOR CARS f? dgitmi 'F 605-7 -Megs BROADWAY K T 1 L' John M T 1 C OSTl,E'l'gilDrl USE - 35' 01' 0- and Har S op 1 f iif Rafi f' R W he to re head A OU are mostcordially invited to bring your wants to Columbia, where your every need can be supplied with the style and charac- ter of coats, suits, frocks, waists, and all kinds of Ready-to-Wear, Dry Goods, Hosiery, Notions and Novelties that appeal to the young college woman-me1'chamZi.ve that is different-as We know their wants, likes and dislikes and prepare especially for them. You are most cordially invited to make our store your store. 712-714 Jorw H ESTES BROADWAY 4 Q Mrssouiu P4106 194 European Plan Absolutely Firep roof aniel Boone Tavern 100 Rooms-50 With Prifvate Bath Every Modern Convenience Service Unexcelled GEERY The Ninth Street Jeweler Exchange National Bank Of Colu mbia, NIO. Capital ---- SIO0,000 oo Surplus and Profits - - 130,000.00 Columbia Baking Company For Fancy Pastries and Rolls The Home of L'Columbia hlaidv Bread Try a Loaf-It'.r Delicioufly Different and Sold hy All Grocery I gc 19.5 GO TO Singer Sewing Machine Company For Excellent Hemstitching---Pleating ll PHONE 906 RES. PHONE 83 Columbia Plumbing aaa' Heating Company Modern Plumbing We are Headquarters for all kinds of Plumbing and Heating. All Work is guaranteed. We make a specialty of Vapor, steam, and hot Water heating. Repair Workl a Specialty A bath a a'ay keeps you fi! every way 15 N. Sth Street H. C. MALO Prop OUR AIM IS TO PLEASE MacGREGOR BEAUTY SHOP Expert Hair Dressing hfianicuring and Shampooing I2 N. NINTH STREET PHONE S35 N O W E L L' S Scott's Book Shop Exclusive Agency Books and Chase 81 Sanborifs Teas , and Coffee Stationery Columbia - - lvlissouii Helen-CAfter Bible Class had been dismissed 10 minutesj-HVVell, this what I call a modern miracle. Miss Laws-CAt breakfastj- Will the girls who are absent from breakfast, please come to my table. Hefzlgrff Mo14IIzkter's Grocery TENTH AND BROADXVAY Marker UNIVERSITY Reign Supreme F R U C O . Where Quality and Sanitation Page 19 VVe arr Peggy Page Dresses College Princess Dresses lVIitchell Silk Costumes Van Raalte Silk Hose Vanity Fair Silk Underwear Wayne Silk Hosiery Gossard Corsets Treo Elastic Cvirdles DeBevoise Brassieres R. 8: G. Sc Binner Corsets Centemeri Kid Gloves Jack Tar Togs Philippine Underwear Carter's Underwear Van Raalte Veils Nladeira Linens White K Wychoff Stationery Pollmer, Clogg Umbrellas Nlinerva Yarns Sunfast Draperies Pyralin Ivory Toilet Articles 'cMarinello Beauty Aids for every need Predendahs Department Store 716 Broadway 718 3 livery college or co-ed has her special make of Corsets, Lingerie or Hose that she has been wear- ing foryears. She has bought them at home and would like to continue buying them when here in school. She need only visit our store of many shops to find the highest grade of nationally advertised goods. We can fit you out from tip to toe in just the clothes you have been wearing and want to wear now. 5 PHONE 85 Page 198 Young Lam'z'es of Chrzktzkzn allege In giving you this ad it is our aim to help you. We in turn ask you to help us. We carry an up-to-the-minute line of Fruits, Lunch Goods, Gift China. Come to see us. .Rogan Qualify Store - Costs No More NINE NORTH NINT1-1 A Yankee beef-packer named Young One day, when his nerves were unstrung, Pushed his wife's ma-unseen, ' In the chopping machine, Then canned her and labeled her Tongue . 06 199 THE DR G HOP for all your Drug Wants and Kodaks and Kodak Supplies If you are not from Nlissouri you are in Missou1'i NOW. LET US -------- YOU. THE onus sHoP 815 BROADWAY PHONE 302 uThe Little Brown Storen HORD - MAYO Sells Best Supplies for Spreads Confections Fruits Groceries Emismasimmismmmminismmimismmmmis It Is More Than Good Food and Good Service That makes you think Harris' when you think of quality ---- it is these things to be sure, but you know that back of the tastiness of Harris' food and the comfort of a Harris Booth is a real desire to please you. n 0 , Harris-made confections are the t k'd ht 1'k---h 1 k . . . In t a you 1 C it ey OO Perfection in Confection good and taste bettel. MILLARD 8: SISSON EEEEEESEEEEBSEEEEHEEESEEEEEEEEUEEE 1 Page 200 s Eli :Lil 5 'gg llilll I.:l 1 ' pw ... ,. , 3 4 i i 1 2 eil is l - - IIW' . . -- ii 1 - . Shopping in Columbia will be a pleasure, for at our store you will find the nifty things. Neckwear Gloves Hosiery Corsets Wfraps Suits Dresses Blouses Lingerie M1'Zli1zery A In fact all that is needed. Wolff-Berger Co. Mrs. jones-Cln cookingjz D0n't wipe that stove with that Clean dish towel. Use your head. If given their choice between a life of happiness and one of sorrow, some people would be so greedy they would want both. STAFFORD HAT SHOP Correct and Distinctive MIL LINE R Y 18 S. 9th Street Phone 716 Page 201 Parsons' Studio if Photographs of Artistry and Craftsmzmship E Wabash Market A Telephone 888 All the good things to eat which College girls like. Fresh Fruits and Groceries T e alms if where the College Girls go when they can for the Eats and Drinks and the Good Time RiChard's M a r k e t The Best of Everything' ' Womans Exchange Hays Hardware Company 808 Broadway Phone 147 R K C O Food Products Pure Fruit Preserves, Gelatine Dessert Baking Powder, Flavoring Extracts FISH, FRUIT AND VEGETABLES VVHITE BEAR COFFEE Steel C ut urand 85 Kasper Co. IMPORTERS, MA AND NUFACTURERS, COFFEE ROASTERS I-IOLESALE GROCERS Chicago, Illinois Page 204