Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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HE.-XRID AROUND THE I'IO5PI'I'.-XL 1. flue! ffrzxvrizzg. I would fain die a dry death. 2. IIIVUHKQ' opemliozz. This was the most unkind cut of all. 3. .J1mf.vthr!ir.v. No man can answer for his courage who has never been in danger. 4. Tnzy .vm':'irr. Fingers were made before forks and hands before knives. 5. Bfzrkrzfb. Sweet is pleasure after pain. o. O1'fz'm'fir5. They also serve who only stand and wait. 7. Plffw rafting. The clock beats out the little lives of men. 8. Di.vfhrz1gcn'. True friendships laws are by this rule expressed: Uielcome the coming, speed the parting guest. 9. Ob.ftcfrir.v. It's a wise father that knows his own child. 1o. Probing. He jests at scars that never felt a wound. 11. .N'111gr1j'. There is a divinity that shapes our ends. 12. rllrzif .fc'7'L'I'l't'. All delay is un- pleasant, but we are the wiser for it. 13. Bm' pam. Custom reconciles us to everything. 14. Difzptmr. Backward, turn backward, O time, in your Hightl Make me a child again just for to-night. 15. -N'1'1z11v. The saying that beauty is but skin deep is but a skin-deep saying. 16. Prog11o.fi.v. Hope springs eternal in the human breast, Man never is, but always to be blest. 17. Ho!-ttwzlw' bofllv. There's not a joy the world can give like that it takes away. IH. Lfzzzglziug gas. And ifI laugh at any mortal thing 'Tis that I may not weep. Io Nzzrwzlv. I.ife is a great bundle of things. Miss Acomb: Miss Laws, you should go on a diet and take some somersaultsf' Miss Laws Cnext daylz I'm on my diet now, but I looked through the drug room and couldn't find the sornersaults, will epsoni salts do? Gee, I made a terrible blunder at dinner last night. XYhat happened?', Mother asked me ifI wouldn't have some corn and I passed my glass. A XYORD 'ro THE XYISE Mistress: Mary, when you wait at the table to-night for my guests, please don't wear any jewelry. Maid: I have nothing valuable, n1a'am, but I thank you for the warn- mg. Nurse lwalking in room with babylz Oh, you have your baby. Goes on to next room. Instructor: Why do you turn a patient on the left side when giving an enema? Bright Soph: Because the rectum is on the left side. Dignity is one thing that can't be preserved in alcohol. Bride's cookbooks give concrete rules for making biscuits. Some people are like blotters-soak up everything but get it all backwards. Outsider tpassing through, on way to recreation parkl: Guess there's a lot of big men born in this town? Dr. Gillespie: No, sir, just babies. Fortunes are built with backbone, not wishbone. All work and no play makes jack, and lots of it. 133: YYhat would you do if you found a horse in your bathtub? 135: Search me. 133: Pull out the plug.