Christ Hospital School of Nursing - Tower Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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.mum n . u .. HBY THESE WORDS YE SHALL KNOW THEMH Misx ThafclzcrudNow ,111y dear young women. I want 10 speak to the family this morning? .U-ixs Silmr-J'Uh, are you having :1 bath again ? .U-rx. Sparlm-Wt's a beautiful day today, isnft it ? , n Dr. Lapslcyu'Stzmd up straight, Miss .141 in Palnz-WVhat are you drying? VVhaFS that? Why are you doing that ? Miss SilziHl-J'Aud 011 that I'm going to have u Roukwood vase, zuul I'll have the draperies in match the vase? M1733 Batmu'l'pou my soul, I thought Pd die. It made me so nervous? Meta Allillcr- Xow I'm just here to tell you? Mm H FrillaltuuuYon knowf' Miss Brmzhoff-WMy mistake? Miss Hamr'HuuSo I just trotted myself in there and told her to hurry mL'y Miss McPhcrmnu And by some Illistakef, K JIisx Hmn-psc'hmncyerw'r'an I ask you with tears in my eyes? Dr. ConncruWVell, well'! Is that a fact TW ' Mm .Uc-Dcrmalf- Szly, kids, let me tell you ! Dr. Falmmz-WVnii until I get my paper and pencil and V11 show you how it was 3 Dr. CampbcH- Vichy three hourlyu soda bicurb gr. xx 2 hrly and only zweiback and baked potatoes at 111621! time? Dr. Crixlcr- Hey, sport. u H! k a ?? u ?!!H u A H! Dr, Salarruulluy I borrow your watch. phase ?i, JrI-ixs DcatvcruWVell -3 Page 51?th

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A REM. H ELPMNFI-Z. The guests haul departed after the dinner party. and the young doctor came back into the dining-mom. his countenance beaming with pleasure. My dear. he said to his wife, I congratulate you. I think our party was :1 tremendous success? nl hope it will prove 50, said the young wife: ul gave them the richest and must intligestihle food I could think 0f.u +++ Two little girls met in the school yzml :lt recess. 'Tiucss what ?l' said out little girl, Our cat hatched four kittensfl Huh! sneeretl the other little girl. That's nothing. our dog laid Eve puppies. LOST AND FOUND COLUMN Loxi-Two mustaches belonging to Drs. Hum and Rogers. Liberal reward tn finder, med-One dark mustache. by Dr. lleatty. Owner cam remove same by identi- fying. 1405th sense of humor. R. Puff. Lost A11 ounce of avoirclupois. somewhere between the Nurses' Home ahd Hos- pital. Steve ltlrunhoff, ' f.o.vt-One perfectly good tongue control. W'ould like to become accustomed to it again. ll. Gaebel, Losthy curls. E. Macey, Fmt-nthome perfectly good curls. C. McDermott. mehOne heart. Probably under a Phi Delt Hl pin. A. Habekotte. 1:011 thth additional sets of nerves beside my own. lnez Bates. Losf-My reputation as a doctor when it was. discovered that I used to he :1 11ml carrier. Dr. Frank Cuppock. K. 0. C. Formthhree superHuouS names. Timothy, Francis and Lemnmcus. D1: Symmes Oliver. Wantedh-A pair of suspenders for surgEons while operating. Deliver same to Drs. Withrow 21nd Coppock. WantedhA fork to complete Dr. Palmerls silver set for laparotomies. He has the knife and the spoon. Page Sixty-uine

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CONCERNING NURSES H ERJ: iLFe certain characteristics. certain instincts that u nurse must have, or, a not having. mutt acquire, in order to make a success nf the life-work she has chosen. In the first place, she must have a practical mind. For example: when told by a surgeon that she must give V4 grain of morphine she must instantly know that this means to give the patient at lmst a grain or more of said drug. Surgeons and doctors rarely mean what they say. especially when ordering El. dose of medicine 01' mentioning the price of eggs. A nurse must IllSU hzwe intuition of the kind that czm sense when things ztl'e not us they should be. If you will pardon the reference. kind rezuler, I will here state an instance wherein a nurses intuitimt would have saved her and the Hospital where she at the time was stationed much distress. and where her lack 0f intuition played havoc with the authorities and the powers that be. 011 a certain night in tthe month I; feel obliged to umiU on the second Tuesr day of the fifth week of the above mentioned month. at the hour of t'pardon me, sweet reader, if I see tit to omit the houtj a man, who was afterwards found to be neither doctor, patient nor friend of patient. in other words, it crook 0f the vilest, meanest sort. entered above ttlentioned hospital. that at the time mentioned was stationed in a middle-sized town of the Middle XVest. Jardmt me, dear reader, if I pause here long enough to mention the fact that since the disgraceful episode I am about to recall. this middlc-sized town of the Middle West has changed its name and even gone so far as to pave some of the streets and paint some ofihthe houses, the better to change its entire aspect that those who might have heard of the occurrence could be fooled. In othereOIher words, bamboozled, gefuddled. The hospital itself was obliged to change its name, and even went so far as to plant shruhbery 011 the front lawn, in order to sink its former identity into the oblivion of the past. V 1 7 h To proceed. The man entered the hospital on some pretext or other at the time mentioned. He wore light-blue eyes, fair hair, of the usual amount, which is sometimes more and sometimes less, according to the age and occupation of the individual. Hi5 mustache, he evidently left outside, for he was not clothed in it when seen. His suit was blue, darker than his eyes. and most peculiar; SRIGHblult was composed of coat, trousers and vest. The next thing I shall mention is? by- fin- the most peculiar zmd signiftcant fact known to any one ever connected in any; way Page 50'0ng ty-m! c